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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Apr 2008, 23:57

Title: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Apr 2008, 23:57: This is hypothetical, so you can disregard whether the character has problems that would rule out sex.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Thaes on 04 Apr 2008, 00:19: Raven. I have a thing for ex-goths.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Coreh on 04 Apr 2008, 00:25: . . .
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i'm sorry i just felt like i had to let people know that i saw this thread and wondered why.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Thaes on 04 Apr 2008, 00:28: Seriously, it was only a matter of time before a thread like this was created. In fact, if this is the first thread of its kind, I am completely flabbergasted.
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Post by: PassiveTheory on 04 Apr 2008, 00:33: Doesn't matter, I'd probably just end up befriending the one I wanted to sleep with and leave it at that.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Ozymandias on 04 Apr 2008, 01:01: Really? We're doing this again?

It didn't creep me out enough the first time?
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Adah on 04 Apr 2008, 01:13: Sven. I could have drunk angry hate sex with him. Faye says his ass his hot, and I believe her. I'd like him better if he cut his hair though. Marten is too thin for my tastes, and Steve seems like a whiny bitca. That doesn't leave me with many options (straight female here), so I'll go with Sven.
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Post by: waterloosunset on 04 Apr 2008, 04:13: hannelore would be....interesting
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Post by: Glorfindel on 04 Apr 2008, 04:21: Hannelore is the only viable option.

'Cause she wins.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Border Reiver on 04 Apr 2008, 06:15: Marten's Couch -

Wait a minute, I thought you meant sleep on!
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Janny on 04 Apr 2008, 06:43: Quote from: Border Reiver on 04 Apr 2008, 06:15
Marten's Couch -

Wait a minute, I thought you meant sleep on!
:laugh: This just cracked me up..
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Cartilage Head on 04 Apr 2008, 09:22: Are you fucking kidding me?
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: WriterofAllWrongs on 04 Apr 2008, 10:54: THIS THRED IS GRODY GUISE
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: bunnyThor on 04 Apr 2008, 10:58: I'd like to knead Pizza Girl's dough!

I imagine she tastes like adventure, justice, and anchovies. 8-)
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Surgoshan on 04 Apr 2008, 11:33: Quote from: Ozymandias on 04 Apr 2008, 01:01
Really? We're doing this again?

It didn't creep me out enough the first time?

Says the guy who asked Jeph how often he goes the growl on his girlfriend and if he likes being tied up?
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Hadrian Emrys on 04 Apr 2008, 11:56: Meh, the question shoots itself in the foot for me. I only really have fun if it IS something long term. That being said, within the context that it was possible to meet real life counterparts to the cast, I'd say either Ms. Vance or Sven. Sven is portrayed with a personality type that would be easy to get along with, and Ms. Vance... well as much fun as I had working with people like her at Ozzfest, how could I NOT think she'd be fun to be with? Besides, I'm annoyed by girls who go out of their way to act young. Veronica has a nice blend of cynicism and experience.
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Post by: Dieu on 04 Apr 2008, 12:09: Argh wtf....

First time ever that I click on the forum tab and I see this!!!!

I will not be able to read QC ever again thinking about the discussion that append behind it argh...

Come on guys this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen, people talking about hitting on COMIC characters.

AAAAAAh.....Kill myself

...

I vote Faye....
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Hadrian Emrys on 04 Apr 2008, 12:17: Quote from: Dieu on 04 Apr 2008, 12:09
Argh wtf....

First time ever that I click on the forum tab and I see this!!!!

I will not be able to read QC ever again thinking about the discussion that append behind it argh...

Come on guys this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen, people talking about hitting on COMIC characters.

AAAAAAh.....Kill myself

...

I vote Faye....

You have chosen... complicated. :-P

I fail to see how this is creepy so long as it's treated as a theoretical discussion as opposed to degenerating into some sort of yif-like wankfest in textual format over fictional characters.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Blackcat Moebius on 04 Apr 2008, 14:05: For all those going 'ew, this is creepy'....

We're talking about characters, not their drawings. (I hope.)
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: MrSteevo on 04 Apr 2008, 15:29: If dora was a real person, she would look like a female version of me (Skinnier though) and I can't handle two of me in one place, but in the same room, noo.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Windmills on 04 Apr 2008, 17:40: The Hell?

No Tequila Monster??

My vote cannot be heard!
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 04 Apr 2008, 18:43: Faye, because I have a thing for short squishy fire-breathing brunettes.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Hadrian Emrys on 04 Apr 2008, 19:07: Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 04 Apr 2008, 18:43
Faye, because I have a thing for short squishy fire-breathing brunettes.

Gimli, you sneaky sod. I've been looking all over for you
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Econoline on 05 Apr 2008, 12:43: Physically...definitely Faye.

Personality....hmmm...probably Meena.

:-o I can't believe I took the time to actually think about this question, let alone answer it!
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Shmee on 06 Apr 2008, 11:05: Quote from: Dieu on 04 Apr 2008, 12:09
Argh wtf....

First time ever that I click on the forum tab and I see this!!!!

I will not be able to read QC ever again thinking about the discussion that append behind it argh...

Come on guys this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen, people talking about hitting on COMIC characters.

AAAAAAh.....Kill myself

Everything is ruined forever!
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Belteshazar on 06 Apr 2008, 11:11: It has to be Jimbo, I've always had a thing for authors
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: failingwithstyle on 06 Apr 2008, 15:47: Sven is completely winning over the rest of the guys. I guess he really is a lady's man.

(Also, he's currently beating Dora-- shh, no one let her know)
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: cgarci21 on 06 Apr 2008, 15:56: He's got the 'come hither' look. You can't beat that. Everything else just pales in comparison.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: shauba on 06 Apr 2008, 19:17: Quote from: Blackcat Moebius on 04 Apr 2008, 14:05
For all those going 'ew, this is creepy'....

We're talking about characters, not their drawings. (I hope.)

Well when you put it that way...both ways sound creepy.

But come on! Why is this so disturbing? I think this conversation is bound to break out about any group of fictional characters, if you give it enough time. And there's been plenty of time.

I voted ex-manslut Sven.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: shauba on 06 Apr 2008, 19:20: Quote from: MillionDollar Belt Sander on 04 Apr 2008, 18:43
Faye, because I have a thing for short squishy fire-breathing brunettes.

I read this and got a mental image of E.T. I think it had something to do with the word 'squishy.'

Sorry to overuse this quote, but everything is indeed ruined forever.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Nodaisho on 06 Apr 2008, 19:36: Mieville.

What? Cats make good foot-warmers, I can't fall asleep if my feet are cold.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 06 Apr 2008, 19:47: Man I would bone the shit out of Other. Other really gets my motor running. And by motor I mean penis. And by running I mean erect.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: Prosthetic_Complex on 08 Apr 2008, 21:17: Sven, hands down. *can't resist the stare 0_0*
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: est on 08 Apr 2008, 23:38: What the fuck.
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: bunnyThor on 08 Apr 2008, 23:45: Quote from: est on 08 Apr 2008, 23:38
What the fuck.

Between the thread title, the poll header, and the first post, I would think it is pretty well explained. :angel:
Title: Re: Poll: which QC character would you most want to sleep with?
Post by: est on 09 Apr 2008, 00:19: Let me rephrase it, then.

You guys are talking about having sex with fictional characters represented by 2d drawings with personalities and mannerisms based in part on ideas inside Jeph's brain. He has said before that this creeps him the fuck out, and yet people continue to do it.

Locking this fucking thread.