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Fun Stuff => ENJOY => Topic started by: Statik on 07 Apr 2008, 18:17
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http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117983475.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564 (http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117983475.html?categoryid=13&cs=1&nid=2564)
Apparently someone in the movie industry confused blogs and other assorted websites saying, "Hey Wall-E kinda looks like Johnny 5" with "we want a remake of Short Circuit."
Is it the recent goal of hollywood to absolutely fucking destroy all of my childhood memories?
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I hate to say this, but I'm not really sure you're allowed to play the "destroy my childhood memories" card when we're talking about a movie that prominently featured Steve Guttenberg.
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The movie came out when I was four, I believe I first saw it when I was six. The actors that are in it mean very little to my memories.
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Guttenburg was in a number of films I enjoyed as a child. I bare him no grudge.
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I hate to say this, but I'm not really sure you're allowed to play the "destroy my childhood memories" card when we're talking about a movie that prominently featured Steve Guttenberg.
Ever seen Diner? Great movie with a few actors that fall in the Guttenberg category. Guttenberg, Daniel Stern, Kevin Bacon, and Paul Riser all star in it. Mickey Rourke as well, but because of Rumble Fish I can't put him in the Guttenberg category.
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Finally, we will find out who is the Steve Guttenberg of the 21st century!
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I sure as heck hope Vin Diesel is in it, and that there are many many explosions.
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Oh man. I loved Short Circuit so, so very much when I was a kid. The worst part is that you just know they're going to redo the robot all wrong :-(
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They don't need a short circuit remake, it'll probably look just like the robot from I, Robot now anyway. Which I mean like every other film that has a robot as the main character is about what it means to be human anyway. Short Circuit, I, Robot, AI, Millenium Man.... Terminator 2
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Let's hope that they decide to make a third movie instead.
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whats wrong with move execs? they see an old film thats great, the dollar sign flashes in their eyes, and they create a remake to get even richer. the profit margin is all they care about
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True story: I had a dream last night in which I found out that Steve Guttenberg was my fourth cousin.
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I would like it noted that you're all bitching about a remake of a mediocre movie that's barely twenty years old. God help the internet if they start remaking other mediocre eighties movies like Robocop, Crocodile Dundee or Karate Kid Part 2.
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Or, God forbid, a remake of The Police Academy -movies!
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i guarantee someone, somewhere has already started trying to get permission to remake all those movies.
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whats wrong with move execs? they see an old film thats great, the dollar sign flashes in their eyes, and they create a remake to get even richer. the profit margin is all they care about
Was it a "great" movie? I dont know. It was a point in my childhood, thats all I remember of it. A robot with a crazy laser beam on its shoulder who said "Wouldn't-you-like-to-be-a-pepper-too?"
I dont know if it made a lot of money or not. I would assume the internets talking about it (merely because of passing similarities between the upcoming Wall-E and Johnny 5) had more to do with the idea to remake it, than the amount of money it made at the box office in 1986.
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I might pay to see a really awesome new Robocop movie.
Just saying.
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I would like it noted that you're all bitching about a remake of a mediocre movie that's barely twenty years old. God help the internet if they start remaking other mediocre eighties movies like Robocop, Crocodile Dundee or Karate Kid Part 2.
A remake of Robocop? Sign me the hell up. Come on, Robocop was freaking terrible, try watching the actual movie and see how dismal and bad it is. A remake would be totally amazing.
Crocodile Dundee? I'm torn on this, it would be absolutely amazing IF and ONLY if they could find someone really good to replace Paul Hogan. He's the only reason this film works and if they can find a replacement for him, everything would be great.
Karate Kid? If you can sit through Karate Kid (any of them) and then tell me that they couldn't make it a MILLION times better right now then you're totally crazy.
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I'm not sure what you were going for there, but you essentially made my point for me. Hollywood is remaking a movie that wasn't all that good to begin with. Who the fuck cares?
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People reminiscing positively about the 80s is very emotionally disturbing.
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Having never seen this movie, it sounds a lot like the Iron Giant.
And yeah, every other robot-related movie I've seen in the past ten or so years.
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Short Circuit was nothing like the Iron Giant.
The Iron Giant was good.
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I went to the premier of Iron Giant.
Why they held it in North Adams, I'm not sure.
(actually I think an animation company in town did a bunch of work on it)
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whats wrong with move execs? they see an old film thats great, the dollar sign flashes in their eyes, and they create a remake to get even richer. the profit margin is all they care about
Close: They see an old film that people are/will be nostalgiac about, the dollar sign flashes in their eyes, and they create a remake to get even richer.
The same applies for tv shows -> movies (ie: Transformers, Speed Racer) and the now-passing superhero trend (Spiderman 1-3, The Hulk, The Punisher, Fantastic Four+sequel, Superman, Batman, and that even ****ier stain that was The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen).
Where there is nostalgia, there is money.
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True story: I had a dream last night in which I found out that Steve Guttenberg was my fourth cousin.
Ya know, I had a dream last week where I was on my computer and read an article about how someone dropped a quarter off a building and it hit and killed the lead singer of the Donnas. It's pretty rare that I can remember one of my dreams, so I was rather delighted by how completely inexplicable it was.
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and the now-passing superhero trend
...not so passing, methinks. They still make tons of money and they're getting better movie by movie. They'll be around for a while longer.
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Robocop re-make? I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
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Yeah, I'm thinking the superhero movie, which has been around for some time now (at least since the 80s) is maturing into a fully fledged genre with staying power. I think its got plenty of juice left to keep it running as an action subgenre for many years.
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At least until the fricking Avengers movie. Then they can quit while they're ahead.
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and the now-passing superhero trend
...not so passing, methinks. They still make tons of money and they're getting better movie by movie. They'll be around for a while longer.
Right you are. When even atrocious schlock like the 2nd Fantastic Four rakes in substantial sums at the box-office, I don't think this is going away anytime soon.
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at least the 2nd Fantastic 4 wasn't anywhere near the level of suck that makes up the average Uwe Boll film.
/cross thread reference
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How aggravating is it that he still turns up everywhere, though?
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Frankly, I remember when I was a kid that I though Short Circuit was pretty terrible, even though the robot was cool. I liked some pretty embarrassing movies, too.
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Wasn't Short Circuit 2 where he becomes an American citizen or something?