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Title: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: sonicscream2 on 30 Jun 2008, 07:39
Can you think of anything worse than Martin's "Happy Birthday Grandma"?
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: evernew on 30 Jun 2008, 07:57
I'm sorry you had to miss kindergarten for this.

/awful
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Surgoshan on 30 Jun 2008, 08:10
You're so much tighter than your brother.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: ThePQ4 on 30 Jun 2008, 09:25
Dude...We did this sooooo long ago... (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,14866.0.html)
Search function next time, K?
(Also, start a Hi, I'm New! Thread for a proper welcome, and read the rules and the such).
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: himynameisjulien on 03 Jul 2008, 19:40

Surgoshan, you win.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Snid on 08 Jul 2008, 06:46
"You were even worse than your sister"
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 08 Jul 2008, 07:13
"*Watch beeps* Dammit, hold on. I need to put on my herpes ointment."
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: billiumbean on 08 Jul 2008, 15:06
Are you...  struggling to lose weight?

Does it seem like, no matter what you do...  you just can't get rid of EXCESS BODY FAT?!
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Jepser on 08 Jul 2008, 15:17
Thanks to you I am now ready to come out of the closet. I'm gay. Thank you for everything.
*Walks off*
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: CheerioSandwich on 08 Jul 2008, 15:28
"Oh, oh, oh, (his dog's/cat's, or if he has one, horse's name) oh you know how I like it, don't you?"
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Betagold on 08 Jul 2008, 16:15
You know that thing that you like?  Your dad taught me how to do that.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Thlayli on 08 Jul 2008, 16:55
Alright, I saw this next move in a Japanese cartoon...
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Man-Eating Eggplant on 08 Jul 2008, 20:22
"Ooof, my tapeworm didn't like THAT!"
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Surgoshan on 08 Jul 2008, 20:58
SHORYUKEN!
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: snoppyjanoppy on 08 Jul 2008, 22:49
so this is what people vagina feels like.

nice change of pace.

Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 09 Jul 2008, 14:46
"This is almost as fun as the Small World ride!!!"
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Surgoshan on 09 Jul 2008, 17:46
Quote from: Mr. Mojo on 09 Jul 2008, 14:46
"This is almost as fun as the Small World ride!!!"
Even better, just sing the song.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 09 Jul 2008, 18:21
Quote from: Surgoshan on 09 Jul 2008, 17:46
Quote from: Mr. Mojo on 09 Jul 2008, 14:46
"This is almost as fun as the Small World ride!!!"
Even better, just sing the song.

You, my friend, are a fucking genius.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: chASS on 09 Jul 2008, 20:02
hiv + means i don't have aids, right?
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Post by: chASS on 09 Jul 2008, 20:02
Quote from: Surgoshan on 09 Jul 2008, 17:46
Even better, just sing the song.
:laugh:
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 10 Jul 2008, 08:12
HEHE IT'S SQUISHY!!!
win.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: CheerioSandwich on 10 Jul 2008, 12:13
Ugh omg my boyfriend said something like that once...
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 11 Jul 2008, 11:25
Quote from: CheerioSandwich on 10 Jul 2008, 12:13
Ugh omg my boyfriend said something like that once...

He's obviously doing it wrong then.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Rocketman on 11 Jul 2008, 11:49
I'm only seventeen.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Jepser on 11 Jul 2008, 13:37
Quote from: Rocketman on 11 Jul 2008, 11:49
I'm only seventeen.
OH this creates possibilties.

'Honey, sorry I haven't told you before. I'm actually 48.'
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Surgoshan on 11 Jul 2008, 16:19
"I look 12 but I'm actually a 47 year old investment banker!"
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: melmenetkwe on 11 Jul 2008, 20:40
Say their mom's name...
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Post by: Jeff7 on 11 Jul 2008, 20:49
Quote from: Jepser on 08 Jul 2008, 15:17
Thanks to you I am now ready to come out of the closet. I'm gay. Thank you for everything.
*Whacks off*

 :-o



;)

Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Surgoshan on 11 Jul 2008, 21:42
My mom said the funniest thing today...
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: himynameisjulien on 11 Jul 2008, 22:42
"You should have sex with that crossing guard who looked young and then I found out she was twelve. I mean, you should get an eye patch." -Glen Quagmire
"Long John Peter" - Season 6
Family Guy never ceases to amaze (amuze?) me.
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Jepser on 11 Jul 2008, 23:12
Quote from: Jeff7 on 11 Jul 2008, 20:49
Quote from: Jepser on 08 Jul 2008, 15:17
Thanks to you I am now ready to come out of the closet. I'm gay. Thank you for everything.
*Whacks off*

 :-o



;)


It doesn't make sense, but it would indeed be worse. xD
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Darkstrike on 12 Jul 2008, 12:53
OMG, it's after breaking off.................................................... inside you.
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Post by: mrjoegangles on 12 Jul 2008, 13:27
Thank you for your donation.  10% of your bill will go towards AID research
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Rocketman on 12 Jul 2008, 14:43
"Whelp, I'm done. G'night. *snore*"
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Jeff7 on 12 Jul 2008, 15:28
"Captain's log, stardate 18952.3......."
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 12 Jul 2008, 16:37
Hold on everyone... Worst thing a girl can say during sex... "I Love You" *cringes*
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Beachbum100 on 12 Jul 2008, 17:05
"You know, as long as I can't hear you say no, you mean yes"
Title: Re: Worst things to say during sex
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 12 Jul 2008, 19:50
Quote from: Beachbum100 on 12 Jul 2008, 17:05
"You know, as long as I can't hear you say no, you mean yes"

Hey man, dead girls don't say no.