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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: J-cob9000 on 14 Jul 2008, 19:05
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So... I honestly didn't search for this topic but I didn't see one.
So.
Post awesome band names.
They cannot exist.
Or at least, you can't know they exist.
I has one.
Shopping For Lawn Chairs.
idk, I just like it.
btw, Jake says he wants credit for that.
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NAMBlood
I Will Kill You with My Hammer-Shaped Cock (for crusty punk band)
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Toxic Garbage Island.
Sporks for the reformation of the government.
Both awesome names.
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I want to be in a really terrible band called Bathos.
Wikipedia page for the reference: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathos
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When I played Rock Band (I know, I know) the random name generator came up with Captain Friends. I thought it was amazing.
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Yeah, it gave me Monkey Fraternity. Freaking awesome name.
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Holy hell, that is awesome.
And not only does it roll off the tongue well, it's a sweet concept.
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something nice and simple,
twat
for example.
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Perpetual Motion Squad
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I know I've posted this list somewhere before. Pretty sure it was around here (this was put together by my friend Spencer and me over a few ridiculous hours):
The Power Droids
The Magic Dinosaur Mix
The Complete Angler
The Casserettes
The Sodex-hos
The Volcanoes of Soul
Soul Fusion
Pie Time
Bobsled Time
The Orisons
Soul Collision
Soul Doubt
Library Voices
Victorious Egret
Michel Foucault and the Poststructuralists
Alien vs. Editor
Porn on the Cob
Porn on the Fourth of July
Gnome Chomsky
Purple Worm
Random Acts of Blindness
Axis of Weevil
The Plus One Level Adjustments
Calabash
The Claxons
Plate Tectonics
The Innuendos
The Subduction
Generalissimo
Chupakobra
Candela
The Expiration
The Power Cosmic
One25
Randy Pneuman
The Metric System
Slammin’ Sammie and the Pogmasters
Perestroika
The Umlauts
Jersey Joe
The Hundred Thousand
Entwash
Plastic Cutlery
Cochise
Chicken Sauce
Corduroy Caveman
Admiral Ackbar
The Mixtapes
Progeny
Crabapple Crux
Potstickers!
The Ol’ Factory Sensation
Prostrate
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The Internets
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Wet Not Wet
Serious Taser
Shitty Bear
Major Label Interest
Minor Thread
Sturdy Gigbag
NAMBLAthon USA
TURBO Important
Violence to Real Science
This is me, trying to get the references.
1.Was Not Was. (Hello Dad! I'm in JAIL!... I'm too young to know that.)
3. Minus The Bear
4. Mindless Self Indulgence
... Ok that's it.
for mine:
Make-Out Noise
Boom Boom
Gunsmoke Medicine
Silver Science.
Not A Band
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Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for the Vexsome Strawberries
I can't remember if I've put these here before, my friends and I had a "horrible band names" group email a while back.
Fuck you and fuck your dog
The Sexy Children
Your mouth, my toilet
Dog lipstick
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Storm of Urine.......
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soccer mom heram
recalcitrant P and the beachcombers
edmond fitzpillows and the 6-cylinder hugcycle
james taylor
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The Fuck
Fuck Fuck
Fuck Me Darlin
Fuck This Name Is Cool
What The Fuck
F.U.K.K.
Friends That Fuck
Fucking Teddy Bears
Freak Fuck
DJ Fuck
You Fuck, I Fuck, We All Fuck
St. Fuck
Fuck 88
FUck
You Say Hi, We Say Fuck
Hello Fuck
The Fuckits
Fuckhead
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Glory hole baby
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Free Beer.
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The Wizards of Cool
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Pun
Punt
The Nouns
The The The
The Prime Ministers Of The United Kingdom
The Cabinet
Politicopolis
Police Brutality Seminar
Assholes Plus One
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Fishing for Shit is my choice for a band name.
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Rot In Hell, Andy Kaufman
Medulla Oblongata and the Insufferable Cocks
The Go Back To Mexicos
The Televised Revolutions
The Committee To Re-Elect Nixon
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OCTOCAKE
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G. Gordon Liddy did play a pretty bitchin' saxophone....
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Jesse Jackson and the Castrated Nutsacks
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Uncle Touchy and the Secrets
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Sexual Anne Frank
Love in the Time of Obesity
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I Had A Bad Time In Amsterdam
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Sit Down, Cosby's On
Wendango
Ray's Excellent Bat
The Fashion Mall
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The Rules of Time Travel
George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People
Dave's Soap Box
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There's a band name I use in my fiction writing as a running gag, but I am tempted to actually record music with it:
Harking Madwing and the Furious Flow
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Durian Durian - I imagine them as an Indonesian punk band. They perform smelly, yet delicious covers of fruity new romantic music.
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There's someone on the Achewood forums called
Sirhan Duran
actually i just searched google and that's a real band name.
Good for them.
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Waterhag Cunt
BonerKebab
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Hide, the Sausage - A newcomer onto the Misplaced Punctuation scene, Hide, the Sausage perform blast-core folktronica with zealous eye towards appropriation from fellow mispunctuated peers, such as Raped! By Dolphins and Apple's 1.99 a Kilo!!!.
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I always name my band on GH "Sexy Knickers"... And back in high school one of my friends always wanted to start a band called "Plaid Crayon".
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I always had this notion that if I ever had a hand in recording multiple albums, I would do each one under a different band name but every single album would be called Fire in the Hole.
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My Guitar Hero band names are always Black Metal-ish and involve the word "Cunt." The only one I can remember off the top of my head right now is NORTHERN NEKROKVNT
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St. Vincent and the Grenadines
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The Floor is made of Lava
I Wanted a Peanut
Saying Butt-kisser like it's a Bad Thing
King Me!
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Just a heads up, I've sent this link around most of my office and people, including myself, are literally crying with laughter at the likes of 'Handsome Clit.'
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New Allegations of Sodomy
RE: tommydski's list: my favorite band name from that PRF thread (which took me a good fifteen minutes to read completely) was Test Fuck.
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Some of these are really good, i may have to steal one. MUAHAHAHAHA.
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I Heard Your Sister Is Pregnant
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Hard-Wank
Brianstorm
Mumafuga and the Mumblers
Dick Racing Stripes
The Worst Pilots
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One of my bands briefly, out of frustration, changed our name to "Rock and Roll".
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Basic Isotopes
Limit Theorem
Bikini Arcade (random band name generator from Rock Band. It tends to have some good ones.)
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The Hadrons
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I'm imagining them playing songs in the style of the Hard-Ons with Harry Potter slash fiction lyrics?
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Perpetual Motion Squad
Totally.
Then people could be like, "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THAT NEW ALBUM BY PMS???"
and it would be pwnsome.
I had a whole mental list of them in my head but now I can't remember any except for diediedie.
Now, this is not Die! Die! Die!
It's diediedie.
and you could Triple D for the abbreviation.
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In Sane We Trust
Think about it...
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Aladdin Different
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Television Blues
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Rock Hard Cocks
Tandem Outhouse
Party At Auschwitz
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Someone and the Somethings
The Adjective Nouns
Yield to Pedestrians
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Jenz Likez Mudkipz
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Rectal Cephalopod Insertion.
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Inspector Detector and the Harbringers of Boom
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1 point 21 Jiggawatts
You Meddling Kids
Nothing Yet
A Rare but Serious Side-Effect
Also, I really like None More Black until I realized there was in fact a band called such.
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how about what goes up must come down
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1 point 21 Jiggawatts
You Meddling Kids
Nothing Yet
A Rare but Serious Side-Effect
Also, I really like None More Black until I realized there was in fact a band called such.
You know, 'Funsize' is a pretty great name for a band.
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pterodactyls fucking came up in another thread, and to be honest I think that's a pretty classy name.
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Rave Bagel.
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Inspector Detector and the Harbringers of Boom
If you cut it off to just "Inspector Detector" I would totally use that one. The rest of the name is worthless.
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The Adjective Nouns = epic win.
"How much more black can you get, really? And the answer is, none...more black"
I hear Nigel has an amp that goes not only to 11, but to infinity. The knobs just spin as if they're broken and it just keeps getting louder and more distorted.
He has actually publicly stated this, but I can't recall where.
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Medicinal Leeches.
(This came to mind because my father used to keep a jar of them as pets...)
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Welcome Back Edward Cock Diver
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Watermelon Overlords of Amorous Hour. (Also known as WOAH).
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shoe
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Welcome Back Edward Cock Diver
this is excellent.
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She Was Alive When I Fucked Her, Officer
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Tonight it occurred to me that Hiroshima Lovers would make an excellent band name.
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There's an Australian band called I Heart Hiroshima
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As of 3 am last night, I'm starting an all male riot grrl band called The Vulva Underground.
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She Was Alive When I Fucked Her, Officer
There has to be a better wording for that one, it has so much potential.
"I swear, she looked alive"? That doesn't quite sound right. "I swear, she looked 18... and alive"? A bit wordy.
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Fucked Alive, Now Dead
Fucked Beforehand
Pre-Fucked?
Other name suggestions:
In Other News
Misjudged
Ill-Conceived Birth
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"Envious Eagles Eat Everything, Eventually"
...or "EEEEE" for short.
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The League of Awesome Toes
Power the Fight!
Maternity Wardrobe Malfunction
Take the Pumpkin!
The first and the last ones are my favorites.
Also, I was thinking about starting a band called The Aftermath, but a month later, this music podcast downloaded a track from a band called The Aftermath. And they sucked. I was angry that they'd defaced my name. Damn reds. I mention this because it's still an imaginary name to me.
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Dude Where's My Guitar
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The Rape Goats
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HAHA HOLY SHIT
I just now turned my tv on and as I was waiting for the DVD to load up there was a commercial that I didn't pay attention to until the last line of it, delivered completely deadpan:
AN EXTRAORDINARY NUT SNACK
^^^^^^^^^^^ BEST
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Thread over.
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Leg Before Wicket (Cricket themed Hardcore band)
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Paedophiles Anonymous
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Myspace Is Real Life
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We're Clever
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I think 'Singapore' would be a reasonable band name. Anybody who made the obvious puns on it would then look like a total dick.
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Friends of Fort York (Note: Final album title: Friends of Fort York Forever)
Plywood Printers
On Film
Caught on Camera
Now You Know
Art For Art's Sake (more of an album name, I think)
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I Had A Bad Time In Amsterdam
I Shot A Guy In Reno.
Or alternatively, Reno Six-Shooter.
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Musk Ducks of the Epoxy
My Hair, Maybe
The Clockdogs
Ceremony Blue and You
Somber Pinesap Miners
Robolincoln
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Roman Holiday seems kinda cool to me.
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Bile Duck
Duck Tape
Ducks Are Waterproof
Delicate Frond
Sensitive Crest
Organasm
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New ones off the top of my head.
Verbing For Noun(s)
Verbing Proper Noun
Washing Geraldine
Golfing For Donkeys
Questionable Content
>.>
That is, if Jeph would let me.
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My guitar hero/rock band band was always Dead Puppies. My friends' is Lesbian War Cunt. I later formed a Germanic Lesbian War Cunt tribute band called KriegsKünt.
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Zang!
You Got Mushrooms, I Got Cash
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Electric Clit
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either:
the con of progress
or
the pro of congress.
I can't decide which would be more humiliating to the congress.
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Inspired by the fucking retarded naming of a band "!!!", I want to start a band and call it:
n_n
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Snake in the Ass
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The Ostrich Cocks
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I would also consider my band being called...Faggottron.
just for shits and giggles of course.
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Better yet, call your band 'What Are You Looking At, Faggot?'
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Rock Band generator gave me...
Razorblade Coma.
I liked it.
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My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Fire Experience
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Narwhal Duelling Society
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Billy Rocketboy & His Time-Traveling Microbus
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Haunted Attack of the Incomplete Baby
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I have a habit of creating fake bands with my buddies. Some of my favorites:
The Constant BJs
Octopus for Good
We Can Build Minotaurs
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Octopus for Good
If there is a single line I hate in any Spoon song it's that one from "Cherry Bomb." Because I know that's not the real line but every time I hear it I swear it could be.
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Inspired by the fucking retarded naming of a band "!!!", I want to start a band and call it:
n_n
My brother and I played at our school's Battle of the Bands last year under the name "<3", pronounced "Less Than Three." Only two band members, get it? I thought it was funny, especially because nobody got the joke.
Other ideas:
Complex Compulsion
Polar Bears Go Grawr
Mighty Mighty Spork
Spoonshoes
The Rocketeers
Slapstick Silly
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You and your brother stole my idea...psychically...
Jerks.
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You Left Me Just When I Beated You Most
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The My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Pony Club Fire Experience With Hulk Hogan
5000 Achewood References
Three Dinosaurs Walk Into A Pub...
Breast-heavy
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The Inflatable Love Dolls
or just The Love Dolls.
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Mid-90's Chicago Style Noise Rock Bands (a la Jesus Lizard, Dazzling Killmen, et. al.)-
SID and the Smothering Mothers
Killigan Gilligan
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My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Fire Experience
Quite possibly the finest supergroup never to exist.
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As soon as I actually learn how to play an instrument (here's hoping for the singing saw!), I'm making an acoustic noise band called Awkward Cowbell.
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What seems to be the problem officer
Holocaust deniers never happened
Give my creation life
I drank way too much last Saturday
You buy this
If you tolerate this then your children will be next (ripped from a Manics song- cheers dynamitekid)
Look out! Ninjas! (gee, wonder where that came from)
qwerty (see above brackets, but different answer)
The amazing Dr...
Fell off the wagon
Everybody fall over
I'm in love with your girlfriend
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The Guitar Heroes
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Rock Band generator gave me...
Razorblade Coma.
I liked it.
Rock Band Genorator gave me Father Hippopotamus.
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Speakerbox (although it's apparently already been taken)
The Taxi Task Tax
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If you tolerate this then your children will be next (ripped from a pollyanna song)
Was she covering Manic Street Preachers, or is that just an obscene coincidence, title-wise?
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You know what?
The song I was thinking of WAS the MSP song. Turns out the guy who made the torrent for the 1998 JJJ Hottest 100 fucked up with the track labelling, and me never having heard the song beforehand just went along with it. Thanks for pointing it out. May have to check out some MSP now.
And I fixed the above post
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Too bad Illy Honka and The Hot-Shit Haberdashery is taken.
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Whisks of Lesser Quality
ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Strong Enough for a Man
Made for a Woman
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Ear Rape
You Just Paid 20 Dollars for This Shit (works better as an album name)
...My ideas suck.
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OuY k-cuF
Bottles of Glass-Cleaner Filled With Vodka and Angst
The Broken Cell Phone Band
Card-Carrying Smartass Project
The Dirty Dishes
Dusty Electronics
Cock Molotov Tail
My Finger, Your Paper Shredder
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Let's Have Sex and Cry A Little
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(made up by my friend scott)
Force Horse
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The World's Longest Band Name that I Know of Because this Band Name is Not Ending at a Reasonable Length
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Make sure to cross-reference your fake band names with this book (http://www.amazon.com/All-Known-Metal-Bands-Nelson/dp/1932416927/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1218426111&sr=8-1), everyone.
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Sex Without Orgasm
The Days of Our Lives Are Spent In Utter Resentment
Aerosol Killers
Bullet Through the Donut Hole
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Standard Issue Esoteric Post-Rock Band Name
(taken from the By Sunlight band Myspace) Steely Dan Real Estate
Hey, You Really Suck
Tell Me More About Your Trip To Spain
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the dying little people who killed littlier people
razor blades in eyeballs and the pissing cyanide
cumfilled cd covers
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The Cat That Fucked the Dog
Pissing Blood
The Rise and Fall of Irony
Cat Macrocosm
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bitchy flibbergibbet
notwithstanding (dora says this alot)
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why do i get the feeling you read vonnegut?
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why do i get the feeling you read vonnegut?
haha yeah i was reading Slaughterhouse V and a saw that, that is something my grandpa would of said, and its just stuck in my head
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so heres a band name for in kurt vonneguts name
the time traveling tralfalmadorians of titan
tralfalmadorians aren't really of titan though, but its still awesome
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Right now i have a deep urge to rename my bands the tralfalmadorians!
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death towel.
ftw.
those are two different bands btw.
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Sig images aren't allowed on here, me ol' Zanzibar.
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Daft Punk ISN'T Playing At My House. Damn You James Murphy!
Our Lead Singer Sings So The Crowd Doesn't Have To
If Only Warm Apple Pie Actually Felt Like A Vagina, We Wouldn't Have To Play In This Shitty Band Anymore
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One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.
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Horus look what you've done/you've made a fool of everyone
This girl is hotter than a firecracker/I want to pound her like a hammer held by Ghazgkull Thraka
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One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.
That sounds metal.
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Horus look what you've done/you've made a fool of everyone
That's actually brilliant.
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i must agree
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I do try.
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Here are some animals/animal related things I think would make good band names:
Slender Loris
Gastric Brooding Frog
Superb Lyrebird
Dashing Whippet
Murdered by Monotremes
Cephalopods Anonymous
Stoat
Handsome Animal
Przewalski's Horse
(Alright... I cheated on the last one, that's actually one of my own projects)
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Schrodinger's Cat is Undead
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Pavlov's Dog Fucked Schrodinger's Cat and This is the Sound They Made
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Labia Minora
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The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
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...and major bump.
but new band name.
Sending Signals To Spaceships.
just came up with it randomly.
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The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
oh wait... (http://www.myspace.com/tonydanzatapdanceextravaganza)
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Interstellar Paratrooper
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We Play Rock Music
Hit by a Shovel
Acceptably Sociable
Why Does my Alarm Clock Never Go Off?
Just some weird ones off the top of my head. I actually really like Acceptably Sociable, it has good potential.
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Yeah, I quite like 'Acceptable Sociable' actually.
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It would only work if all they played was incredibly loud and angry rants about how people are basically evil and inferior to them.
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Nah I think I might actually use it myself, referring to my autism, seeing as it shows up in my lyrics a lot.
*writes it down*
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The Ketchup Massacre Fiasco
they're my favorite band.
right next to Madison's Lucky Change Jar.
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I scrolled too fast and thought that said 'The Ketchup Manifesto,' which I actually like better.
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i kind of like ketchup manifesto a lot too...
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Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
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Their hit single??
Weeping Hepatitis
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Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
...Or a pretentious Post-Rock band for that matter.
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Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
...Or a pretentious Post-Rock band for that matter.
hah yeah. i was aiming to make fun of bands like fall out boy and panic at the disco =).
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Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
My band briefly opened gigs with an instrumental called 'If We Were Fall Out Boy We'd Have Really Long Song Titles, But We Aren't So We Don't.'
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I actually made most of these up a while back, and stuck them in my LJ. The first one I just thought of yesterday, though.
The Fidgety Napkin Shredders (I know one shouldn't laugh at one's own stuff, but this keeps making me giggle)
My Brain Hurts
The Bargain Bin Band!
Your Parents Will Hate This Band
Your Mom Will Totally Embarrass You By Liking This Band
Nobody Has Heard Of Us, Except You
Clusterfuck
Chewy Nougat Center
Little Ugly (Decemberists reference)
Chunky Muffin Overcoat
You Have Spyware
Three Word Name
No Trans Fat
Hi, My Name Is Fred
EEEK BANANA SLUG (CD title: I Stepped On It And It Went Splorch)
You Mean We're Actually Supposed To Play Our Instruments?
This One Time, At Band Camp...
Spastic Cheese Monkeys
Effing Tasty
I Can't Believe You Woke Me Up for That
Don't Be an Ass, Ass
What's That Smell?
The Apollo 13s (halfway through every gig, something goes horribly wrong)
We Will Make Your Ears Bleed
The Emoticons
I'm Hungry, Dammit
§ (formerly We Will Make Your Ears Bleed)
Holy Shit, We're Actually A Band Now (first CD title: Please Buy Our CD. Please. We're Still Living Out of Our Van.)
I Hate Everything Ever
The Carpal Tunnels
Empty Potato Chip Bag
GOOSE!
Oh My God, I Just Touched Seaweed (CD title: Get It Off Me!)
The Poisonous Dart Frogs
The Dirty Napkins
The Simon Cowells (they hate every other band, ever. Possibly opens for I Hate Everything Ever. Unfortunately, since they obviously hate each other, altercations will ensue.)
You Can't Actually Be Serious
The Oh Noes
The 13375p34ks (pronounced "leetspeaks")
We Know Where You Live
Son of a Monkey
Dude, Seriously
Bipolar Cats (because I have one)
Oh God Make It Stop
Spyware Infections
RARR
I Just Stepped In Something
Floor Pie (Simpsons reference)
Purple Is A Fruit ('nother Simpsons reference)
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If you were cool you'd have heard of us ages ago.
Why the face dammit.
Your mum likes us, but that's ok becasue we like your mum.
Mainstream Radio
The godless north
The new style
Anebriation
The adoring fangirls
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chainsaw rectum-ectomy
i'm guessing they'd be a bit on the grindcore/goregrind side of things...
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Definitive Zombies.
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-France...Art...Murder?!
-The 6' Tall Anthropomorphic Penises
-Deep Space, 9"
-The Curbstomped Abortions
-Pyromaniacs Drenched In Kerosene
-We Suck And Cannot Play Our Instruments
-The Band Who Shows Up Drunk And Can't Play A Full Set As A Result
-luhhdsgdslfgkhydsygudlfisyfudg
-Dirty Sanchez and the Buttfuckers
-The Rocket In My Pocket Is Dripping "Fuel"
-World Watersports Competition
-Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
-Blowjob?
-The Reeboks With The Straps
-SYVUMBV
-The Anti-Corporate Band With A Top 40 Hit
-People Who Crush Ritalin And Snort It
-The Teens Gone Wild From Maury
-If Your Vagina Is Cement, Then My Penis Is A Jackhammer
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Sexual Engineering
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One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.
FUCK YEAH!
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Bernard's Missing Testicle,
Kittens Are Genuinely Arousing,
You Stole My Twix, You Cunt,
Twatsicle,
The Wails Of Dying Puppies
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Epileptic Disco
(Inspired by the fluorescent lamp that is dying in my bathroom)
Edit: Oh shit, that's actually a real band name. How retarded.
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Here's my new favourite: Lunchtime Suicide.
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The Floor is made of Lava
http://www.myspace.com/thefloorislavaband
complete with exclamation mark and everything. it was my friend's old band.
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Blatantly stolen from The Colbert Report the other night:
Brain Whistle
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Slope - They could be a mathrock band and their first album would be called rise/run
I've also been wanting to start a project called 'The Professionals' and release concept albums based on specific professions.
The first album would be called 'Justice: Served' and would feature songs such as "I put out a subpoena for your heart" and "Order in the Courtship"
(I wrote a full track list for this and one or two other albums somewhere when I was bored one day)
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GOOSE!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_(band)
(not capitals, no exclamation point, but still)
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Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Trannies are astronauts.
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I dunno, I reckon 'Trannies Are Astronauts' would work fine on its own.
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GOOSE!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_(band)
(not capitals, no exclamation point, but still)
Aw crapz!
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:-D
Ooh, I thought of this one last night. Inspired by a blank space in a book called My Book About Me (http://www.amazon.com/My-Book-About-Dr-Seuss/dp/0394800931) that I filled in when I was four years old:
My Favorite Color is PONY
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Flaming Hobo's!
My friend and I have had that name in our mind since middle school. I need to start writing music and get this name out into the world. IMHO, pure genius.
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the texas chainsaw masochists
because fuck you, that's why
everyone's a monkfish
trails of hellish gore from here to way over there
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Flaming Hobo's petticoat? Trash bag? Cup o' change?
Actually I think just 'Flaming Hobo's' would work because it implies that the band belongs to a flaming hobo. Or a flaming hobosexual?
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Philia, Eros, Agape
Cum Rags
That's all I got.
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"Dr. Bipolar and the Manic Depressives"
They would start playing generic emo music, before all of a sudden changing style to either cheerful folk music or rage filled metal before going back to the original style. Do this several times per song.
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I would listen to it. Also...
This Name Looks Really Nice on a Band Tee
The Music Players
Emoticonists
Simple Objects
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Band names I'm considering now that Zero Aggression is no more.
Oathbreakers
Slumlords
Nefandi
The House Centipedes
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A friend and I are going to start a rock band called "The Sexual Intentions". Or, alternatively, "The Sexual Tensions".
The first album shall be called "And Their Sexual Extensions".
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That is pretty rad.
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Word magnets are a great way to come up with random band names. I literally spent an hour messing with those things once out of pure boredom, and this is what I came up with (list very abbreviated, cause I forgot a bunch of them):
Power Crushes Practice
Delicately Beneath a Storm
Spring Was Almost an Eternity
Through Smells and Shadows
Never Did Iron His Detention
Dudes in Toe Socks
Deathly S.A.T.
Boys Can Wear Eyeliner Too
Essential Graduate Dream
Cry Like the A/V Club
Chainspray Talent (always my band name on Guitar Hero/Rock Band)
Freak Chemistry by Drama Show
and the list goes on...
*edit* Turns out "Boys Can Wear Eyeliner Too" is a song by U.K. glam rock band The Electric Flash...damn, I kind of sorta maybe liked that one :-P
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I've always been very fond of The Burning Business Cards. I don't know why, I guess it just has a nice ring to it.
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Scary Dave and the Brickshitters
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I kind of like- The Bumblefucking Ass Bandits!
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I want to create a symphonic metal band with heavy Germanic overtones, and call it "By Wagner's Neckbeard!"
Seriously, look at it.
(http://www.linderhof-grotte.de/bilder/ludwig/wagner_370.jpg)
That thing is epic. Did he wake up every morning and decide to shave everything but his neck?
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My band is called Liffey. It used to be called Koba. But, I am still open to both, so state your preference if you want.
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I came up with an imaginary track list for my imaginary band's imaginary album
Artist: Whiskey Trouble and the Broken Heart Band
Album: Soon You'll Be Dreaming
1- In the Future, None of this will Matter
2- Your Mother Needs a New Haircut
3- The carpet is underfoot
4- Explain yourself, I think you're wrong
5- Car 'toon' Trouble
6- In your own bed for the first time in months
7- A monument to the unimportant things
8- Give me your wallet, you won't need it anymore
9- Dreams are the most independent films
10- Ending on a low note
11- Secret bonus track: Karaoke version of 'Car 'toon' Trouble'
I also think 'Drag King' would make for a pretty good name for a techno DJ
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Erotic Lampshades
Polyphonic Orangutan
Repent The Good Deeds
Eclectic Order of the Night Owls
Attack Lobsters
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Scary Dave and the Brickshitters
I love it. I would listen to them.
Mine are:
The Algorithms
Sketchii Sundae
Ragnarok (alternately, Ragna-rock)
Struggly Hambuggly and the von Mustaches
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Cosmic Groin Pull
I <3 Terrorists
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Scary Dave and the Brickshitters
I love it. I would listen to them.
u in england by any chance? know anyone called dave? is he a bit scary? let's get this show on the road!!!! i'll play bass. with a chainsaw.
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I've been holding Revenge of the Middle-Aged Diabetics close to my chest for a while, only to come to the slow realization that it'd be a better album title than band title.
Come to think of it, most of the titles I like are better as albums: Surf Wax Poetic and The Battle of Wexford are two ideas I've had.
And I did just remember a band name that works as a band name: The Munchs. One I just came up with while writing this: Tupelo Project.
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If I ever get to name a band it will be something really awesome like
"Pime Taradox"
"Quantum Notes"
"Relativistcally Relevant"
"Class M Planet"
"Excelsior"
or something like that
// Edit: Oh, or how about The Quantum Mechanicians?
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Robespierre
For us Cool Kids
Infected Toenails
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Moat
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Yuri Nation
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Shota Rebellion
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monkfish piss-dish
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Tachycardia
Drummer Wanted
TBA (The Boring Acrobats)
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One I came up with after an amusing Wikipedia encounter:
Fictional Aardvarks
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Megan & The Meerkats
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I remember when I started a thread like this a while back.
Some names from my American History reading:
The Great Society
[name] and the Consensus
McCarthy and Kohn Discuss Slaughtering Communists Over a Fruit Breakfast
...and some old ones I posted in the last band names thread. These are my two favorites of all time:
Cliff Hanger and the Dun Dun Duuunnns (Said with the proper tune.)
Professor Peabody and the Wayback Machine (Or just The Wayback Machine)
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Dylecsic Emos
...also, my band is named HUMPHUM (loosely translated as croatian society of junior members of croatian society of youth... I think I'll soon have to change it)
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Brown Paper Bag
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Robespierre
For us Cool Kids
Infected Toenails
GrrsevenparagraphtakehomeexaminvolvingRobespierregrr....
Anyway, here's some more:
Fornication Under Consent of the King (From the urban myth on the origin of the word "Fuck")
Dr. Rockstar and the Unspoken Bond (Or either separately)
The Great HARUMPH
Juneday
Crystal's Clearing
Anonymous Mr. Smith
Da Great Feets
Boss Ocelot
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Jayson Born and the Killerz
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Stubble
Avocado Sandwich
Tupperware
Chili's Magical Green Trip
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Krina and the Shy Wimps
and
Mostly Milk.
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n00b and the ROFLMAOs
they'd be one of those bands that you hate before you've even heard them.
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the cock slamming jizz jobbers
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The Dick Cheney Heart Attack Pack
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I'm still surprised there isn't some nerdcore dude somewhere calling himself M.C. Banhammer.
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Black ____
Deer____
____ O)))
The _____s
Fill in the blanks
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Sarah & The Gunslingers
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I thought it would be a good idea for all those bands with the "The [Something]s" name structure to instead go by "Some [Something]s".
like:
Some Strokes
Some Hives
Some Who
Some Guess Who
Some Beatles
Some Jerks
Some Queers
Some Mars Volta
Some Clash
Some Pixies
Some Smiths
Some Cure
Some White Stripes
Some Cranberries
Some Presidents of Some United States of America
Some Ramones
etc.
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Emo band!
Diagram of a Broken Heart
And I dunno if I've posted this one yet but a random one I came up with in Biology is 'Sending Signals To Spaceships'.
Yeah.
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Individual Douchebags
Came up with when describing the gameplay of Guitar Hero World Tour vs Rock Band. Whereas in Rock Band you all work together, like a band, in GHWT you compete against each other, hence the name Individual douchebags.
God I hope that made sense...
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Some etc.
hehe
Some Octopus Projects
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The Right to Arm Bears
James and the Giant Peaches
Pistol Shrimp
John ROKtor and the Salem Swingers
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My brother's band is already named The Right To Arm Bears.
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I miss the old quality names we came up with.
Panzer Division John Candy, for example.
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Latvian Frog Stompers
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Hi, everyone -- this is my first time posting here. Okay, here goes -- hope you all enjoy these imaginary band names:
Barn Raising With the Amish
Poping Around For the Hell of It
Cuticle Mayhem
Oh!
Bustin' Dat Dead Zit
Tractor Slutz
Acorns Are Contagious
We See
Obnoxious Molecule
That Cat
!@#&*
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This is fun! :laugh: Some more:
Churning Butter With the Amish and Other Fun Things to do on a Balmy Saturday Night
Amish Wife-Swapping Smackdown
Lying to the Pope
The Pope Will Not Baptize My Pet Iguana Next Sunday
The Pope Will Not Make Us Give Up Sex For Lent
We Think
Get the Cabbage Out of the Disposal
Marvelous Testicle
Ass-Jigglers' Self-Help Seminar
Chainsaw Reaction
AaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrGH!
Not Having a Happy Period
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Power Sander
Fewer Urges and Leaks
I'm Not Havin' Paul Anka's Baby
Sally Field Has Osteoporosis
Don't Listen to Us
Paula Deen's Cholesterol Level
Wear a Bra, Sandra Lee!
Stop Talking, Rachael Ray!
Campaiging for Condoms
Overactive Bladder Infestation
I Suck as a Model 'Cuz I Can't Strike a Pose
Senile Old Folks Eating Raw Meat
The Tony Buttafucco Tribute Band (a.k.a. Hey, Joey!)
Jared Can't Eat at Subway
We Suck
Anorexic Obesity
Anal Squirrel
35-1/2 Angry Midgets Seeking Revenge
Cat-Vomit Facial Masks and Almond-Crusted Anal Suppositories
Approximately 330 Days 'til Christmas
Toxic Tailbone
So What
Pissed Off at Sausages
Marie Osmond Lost 45 Pounds on Nustrisystem
Three-Ring Jerk-Off Session
Oy, Vey!
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continuing the tradition of homo-crushes on male actors that Gay for Johnny Depp pioneered, how about...
The Matt LeBlanc Wank Bank.
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Unfortunately, his name is pronounced 'LeBlonk.'
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Unfortunately, his name is pronounced 'LeBlonk.'
Band name would be pronounced "The Matt LeBlonk Wonk Bonk."
That's how you'd tell the posers apart from the tr00 fans of the band obviously.
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My friends and I came up with "Death Row Barf Rocket" at lunch while discussing the "anything goes" request rules for death row inmates' last meals. We decided that our lists would all be too long, forcing us to vomit uncontrollably or risk not completing the meal.
I also find myself inspired by the objects on my desk:
The Rusty Pushpins (punk or the like)
Paste Eater (doom metal? Something disturbing, just like the creepy paste eater from your 3rd grade class)
Spam and the Brochure Collective
And terms from a biology course last year:
Urethral Cystitis
Your Mother Has Huntigton's
Syphilis and the Spirochetes
Transcription Error
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Paste Eater (doom metal? Something disturbing, just like the creepy paste eater from your 3rd grade class)
that sounds like a cross between a rocket from the crypt single and it's b-side ("pigeon eater" and "the paste that you love"). therefore i can only imagine the band Paste Eater playing badass rock'n'roll with a brass section!
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Ororo and The lightning
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^^^X-Men ftw.
Indiana Jones and the Christmas Goose
(I have an Indiana Jones action figure sitting astride a large wooden goose, whilst also brandishing a whip and gun. I'll take a picture when I get around to it.)
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[Name] And His/Her Fuckface Orchestra
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The Bitchslap Initiative
Just What ARE! Yams, Anyway?
DJ Penis Euphemism
Rhymes With Shock-Thirsty
Crying Babies Making Grown Men Cry
Corporate Tool and the Talented Nobodies
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Howabout a few Bands that failed?
Iron Zeppelin
Lead Maiden
FM/AM
The Neanderthals
Men Without Work
The Aunt Sally's
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Mannarchy
Does This Smell Like Chloroform?
Beltloops For Sweat Pants
Life Bus for Ugly
Everyone Hates You, Nikita Kruschev
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Names that are too long:
"The Patriarchs of Japanada"
"Humans Playing Instruments"
"Rotary Phone Collection"
"I Think This is Awesome"
"Pre-emptive Plagerisms"
"Go Read a Book"
"Ancient Owl"
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Anime Bands
Noir - Fet. Mireille Bouquet
The Section Nines
Shizuma's Angels
Goku and The DBZ Boys
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The (It Was Only One) Homosexual Experience
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Anime Bands
Noir - Fet. Mireille Bouquet
The Section Nines
Shizuma's Angels
Goku and The DBZ Boys
Fulll Metal Alchemist (thrashy power metal)
Wingates (classic rock. With classical interludes)
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The guys with the orange reflective vests (and the band would or would not actually wear said vests, depending on how ironic they wanted to be).
Incrediband (cheesy)
Guitar Hero and his Rock Band
Chess and the pieces
Chazz and the pizzas
Pizza taco
Proper Noun and the Nouns (Someone already did "the Adjective Nouns")
9430 (the number Jean Valjean received after recapture. You may have heard of the more popular number '24601')
Really Fast Eggs
Syzygy (unfortunately, this one's taken)
Lead singer and the two-guitarists-bass-player-and-percussionist
We play Squiers
We Play Games
Deep Scat (holy crap, I just looked up 'scat'. I meant it in the musical sense, but it also means what it sounds like a euphemism for, and then some.)
What is a Band?
I'm gonna stop now. (that one doesn't really work)
Oh, no. Wait. I always like making up band names (you gotta write 'em down, though I don't). I'd want to have a new 'aka' name for every album released. In any case, the name "Not Eponymous," would be awesome. You could name an album the same or not, depending on how ironic you want to be.
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Hmmmmmmmm
Aircraft Themed Bands
The f-14's (There biggest hit - A redo of the Top Gun theme)
The B-17's (Covers WWII tunes)
The B-2's (A band that disappears for eight months out of a year then suddenly releases an Album)
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"Clever Euphemism and the Double Entendres"
"That One Guy and Those Dudes He Hangs Out With Sometimes" (or TOGaTDHHOWS as they are more commonly called)
"Don't You Wish We Wore Pants?"
"Pineapple Frenzy, Platypus Dreams"
"Please Don't Shoot!"
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Attack of the Anthropomorphized Asparaguses
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Ebola and the Ninety-Percent Mortality Rate
Frontal Lobotomy
Lithium and the Mood Stabilizers
Pass the Scalpel
It Shouldn't Bleed Like This!
(Hooray for pre-med classes?)
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Shoot The Messenger
Aynal Retentif & The Uptytes
Really Loud Noise
The Kursk Deep Six
The @$%??!!! Feat. Andrey Pfhuccov
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Christian 80's rock revival band:
Birds of Pray
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Razorblades and Lemon Juice.
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Caligula and the Noble Steeds.
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I always wanted to start a band called "Karaoke Robot" I even drew up stuff for an album cover when I was bored, once.
Another one I always thought was good and I know it was in the movie "PCU" but I don't know if there's a real band named it) was "Everybody Gets Laid."
Also, I always like the name "Checkpoint Charlie," but there's some Romanian death metal band using it. (AWFUL name for a metal band)
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Caligula and the Noble Steeds.
"Nero and the Flaming Romans"
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The Invisible Men
Then you could not bother turning up to gigs and play recordings over the sound system at the venues claiming to be ironic. Hipster fame would surely follow.
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Howabout a Band Expansion.
Green Day Feat. Bruce Banner
:D
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As of 3 am last night, I'm starting an all male riot grrl band called The Vulva Underground.
thats goddamn amazing. and i have no idea if these are real band names, i just sort of like them.
The Dandelion League. read it in Y: the last man and loved it, still want to use it to start a 90's dischordish emo band, ie sunny day real estate, rites of spring, american football type bands.
Legion of Decency
Misfits Cover Band
Monolith of Doom
Blue Grassabbath. we'd play blue grass sabbath covers, obviously.
Gay Tendencies. it would be in the same category as youth of togay, gayrilla biscuits, and black fag.
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The Voodoo Economists
Jefferson Tardis
Elvis the Scientologist
The Pantsless Priory
The Forensic Phrenologists
The Forensic Proctologists
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The Memory Alpha's
The Ten Forward Big Brass Feat. William Riker
Picard's Flute Ensemble
And for Heavy Metal
Torres' Terrors
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My band on Guitar Hero: Aortic Orgasm.
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Iambic Contaminator.
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Metal Mother Frakkers
The Sexy Sadists
The
Devouring Souls
All That Has Ever Existed
The Hoax
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Contaminated Fuel
Drunk On Stage
Unstable Reactor
Omega Murder Blast
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Nobody's Home
Amerikan Motel (German Indie parody of Tokio Hotel)
Raincheck
Cash on Fire
Satanic Hoola-Hoops
Spoilers
The FotherMuckers
BTJF (Bring the Jew 'Fros)
Damien's Hounds
Tycoon's Bane
Rev
CDO
No You
The Shakespeare Took A Leak and Wiped His Ass
Unicron
Lifepole (swon enemy of Deathmole)
Rebel Alliance (take a look see (http://dailytwaddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/awesome_starwars.jpg))
The Badass Harvard University Kids (BHUK)
Red Onagers
Erectile Disfunction
Dystopian Utopeans
Life In the Toilet
Oh No
President's Club (people play rock and dress up like various leaders of the world, famous and infamous)
Inflamed Scrotum
Yellow Snowballs
The Flaming Hairs
Breathalyzers Not Enforced
Casual Sex
The Sex Bazookas
Sleep Deprivation
Annihilation
Anti
Inverted Pyramids
The Depleted Uranium Shells
Masters of the Universe
Quiet Silence
Dark Darkness
Depressing Despair
Eternal Eternity
White Hallways
Skyscraper Circles
Black Dogs
I Flunked High School
Demolition Derby
Flying Angels
The Green Fields
Colorful Flowers
Cave Painting
The Dead Corpses
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*Bump!*
So, I have decided, when I have a band someday, I am going to name it Bodacious Crustacean.
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When I got Rock Band 2, I named my band on there Mistaken Identity Crisis.
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Quarter Life Crisis (alternately, Oh Shit We Blew Our Tuition Money On Guitars And Weed)
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Shat & The Toupee Terrors.
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Wives & Widows
Suck It & See
The Zero Zero
Feral Youth
When I start a band it will sound terrible but at least it will have an awesome name.
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Nobody's Home
Avril Lavigne song.
To stay OT would you go see a band called Avril Lavigne Song? :-P
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When I first got Guitar Hero II I went with: The Ari Gold Rush
<------------------ Big Entourage Fan
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Baroque Obama.
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Gas Mark 5 - pioneers of kitchen metal. Their first track could be "Burnt the Roast".
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Baroque Obama.
You just won the thread.