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Title: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 14 Jul 2008, 19:05
So... I honestly didn't search for this topic but I didn't see one.
So.
Post awesome band names.
They cannot exist.
Or at least, you can't know they exist.

I has one.
Shopping For Lawn Chairs.
idk, I just like it.

btw, Jake says he wants credit for that.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: the Goat on 14 Jul 2008, 19:33
NAMBlood
I Will Kill You with My Hammer-Shaped Cock (for crusty punk band)

Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Internet Hate Machine on 14 Jul 2008, 19:40
Toxic Garbage Island.
Sporks for the reformation of the government.

Both awesome names.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: A_S00 on 14 Jul 2008, 20:25
I want to be in a really terrible band called Bathos.

Wikipedia page for the reference:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathos
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: The Albatross on 14 Jul 2008, 20:57
When I played Rock Band (I know, I know) the random name generator came up with Captain Friends. I thought it was amazing.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Internet Hate Machine on 14 Jul 2008, 20:59
Yeah, it gave me Monkey Fraternity. Freaking awesome name.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: The Albatross on 14 Jul 2008, 21:07
Holy hell, that is awesome.

And not only does it roll off the tongue well, it's a sweet concept.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Catacombs on 14 Jul 2008, 21:08
something nice and simple,

twat

for example.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Durin on 14 Jul 2008, 21:52
Perpetual Motion Squad
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: RobbieOC on 14 Jul 2008, 22:31
I know I've posted this list somewhere before. Pretty sure it was around here (this was put together by my friend Spencer and me over a few ridiculous hours):

The Power Droids
The Magic Dinosaur Mix
The Complete Angler
The Casserettes
The Sodex-hos
The Volcanoes of Soul
Soul Fusion
Pie Time
Bobsled Time
The Orisons
Soul Collision
Soul Doubt
Library Voices
Victorious Egret
Michel Foucault and the Poststructuralists
Alien vs. Editor
Porn on the Cob
Porn on the Fourth of July
Gnome Chomsky
Purple Worm
Random Acts of Blindness
Axis of Weevil
The Plus One Level Adjustments
Calabash
The Claxons
Plate Tectonics
The Innuendos
The Subduction
Generalissimo
Chupakobra
Candela
The Expiration
The Power Cosmic
One25
Randy Pneuman
The Metric System
Slammin’ Sammie and the Pogmasters
Perestroika
The Umlauts
Jersey Joe
The Hundred Thousand
Entwash
Plastic Cutlery
Cochise
Chicken Sauce
Corduroy Caveman
Admiral Ackbar
The Mixtapes
Progeny
Crabapple Crux
Potstickers!
The Ol’ Factory Sensation
Prostrate
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Spluff on 14 Jul 2008, 22:49
The Internets
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MrBlu on 14 Jul 2008, 23:58
Wet Not Wet
Serious Taser
Shitty Bear
Major Label Interest
Minor Thread
Sturdy Gigbag
NAMBLAthon USA
TURBO Important
Violence to Real Science
This is me, trying to get the references.

1.Was Not Was. (Hello Dad! I'm in JAIL!... I'm too young to know that.)
3. Minus The Bear
4. Mindless Self Indulgence

... Ok that's it.

for mine:
Make-Out Noise
Boom Boom
Gunsmoke Medicine
Silver Science.
Not A Band
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: est on 15 Jul 2008, 01:53
Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for the Vexsome Strawberries

I can't remember if I've put these here before, my friends and I had a "horrible band names" group email a while back.

Fuck you and fuck your dog
The Sexy Children
Your mouth, my toilet
Dog lipstick
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 02:50
Storm of Urine.......
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: tomselleck69 on 15 Jul 2008, 03:22
soccer mom heram
recalcitrant P and the beachcombers
edmond fitzpillows and the 6-cylinder hugcycle
james taylor
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: PassiveTheory on 15 Jul 2008, 03:25
The Fuck
Fuck Fuck
Fuck Me Darlin
Fuck This Name Is Cool
What The Fuck
F.U.K.K.
Friends That Fuck
Fucking Teddy Bears
Freak Fuck
DJ Fuck
You Fuck, I Fuck, We All Fuck
St. Fuck
Fuck 88
FUck
You Say Hi, We Say Fuck
Hello Fuck
The Fuckits
Fuckhead
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: est on 15 Jul 2008, 05:12
Glory hole baby
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Post by: Darkstrike on 15 Jul 2008, 05:16
Free Beer.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: himynameisjulien on 15 Jul 2008, 07:15
The Wizards of Cool
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Post by: Thrillho on 15 Jul 2008, 09:57
Pun
Punt
The Nouns
The The The
The Prime Ministers Of The United Kingdom
The Cabinet
Politicopolis
Police Brutality Seminar
Assholes Plus One
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Betagold on 15 Jul 2008, 12:20
Fishing for Shit is my choice for a band name.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: karl gambolputty... on 15 Jul 2008, 14:39
Rot In Hell, Andy Kaufman
Medulla Oblongata and the Insufferable Cocks
The Go Back To Mexicos
The Televised Revolutions
The Committee To Re-Elect Nixon
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: squawk on 15 Jul 2008, 15:23
OCTOCAKE
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Post by: karl gambolputty... on 15 Jul 2008, 15:32
G. Gordon Liddy did play a pretty bitchin' saxophone....
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: RedLion on 15 Jul 2008, 17:42
Jesse Jackson and the Castrated Nutsacks
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Post by: est on 15 Jul 2008, 18:28
Uncle Touchy and the Secrets
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Post by: Hat on 15 Jul 2008, 21:37
Sexual Anne Frank
Love in the Time of Obesity
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Johnny C on 15 Jul 2008, 23:33
I Had A Bad Time In Amsterdam
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jul 2008, 00:33
Sit Down, Cosby's On
Wendango
Ray's Excellent Bat
The Fashion Mall
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 16 Jul 2008, 18:07
The Rules of Time Travel
George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People
Dave's Soap Box
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 16 Jul 2008, 18:13
There's a band name I use in my fiction writing as a running gag, but I am tempted to actually record music with it:

Harking Madwing and the Furious Flow
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ViolentDove on 16 Jul 2008, 19:03
Durian Durian - I imagine them as an Indonesian punk band. They perform smelly, yet delicious covers of fruity new romantic music.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jul 2008, 20:11
There's someone on the Achewood forums called

Sirhan Duran

actually i just searched google and that's a real band name.

Good for them.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Cartilage Head on 16 Jul 2008, 20:21
 Waterhag Cunt

 BonerKebab
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ViolentDove on 16 Jul 2008, 20:37
Hide, the Sausage - A newcomer onto the Misplaced Punctuation scene, Hide, the Sausage perform blast-core folktronica with zealous eye towards appropriation from fellow mispunctuated peers, such as Raped! By Dolphins and Apple's 1.99 a Kilo!!!.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ThePQ4 on 16 Jul 2008, 20:59
I always name my band on GH "Sexy Knickers"... And back in high school one of my friends always wanted to start a band called "Plaid Crayon".
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: imagist42 on 16 Jul 2008, 21:58
I always had this notion that if I ever had a hand in recording multiple albums, I would do each one under a different band name but every single album would be called Fire in the Hole.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: David_Dovey on 16 Jul 2008, 23:10
My Guitar Hero band names are always Black Metal-ish and involve the word "Cunt." The only one I can remember off the top of my head right now is NORTHERN NEKROKVNT
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Jul 2008, 07:06
St. Vincent and the Grenadines
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Scarychips on 17 Jul 2008, 08:17
The Floor is made of Lava
I Wanted a Peanut
Saying Butt-kisser like it's a Bad Thing
King Me!
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 17 Jul 2008, 12:27
Just a heads up, I've sent this link around most of my office and people, including myself, are literally crying with laughter at the likes of 'Handsome Clit.'
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Christophe on 17 Jul 2008, 12:44
New Allegations of Sodomy

RE: tommydski's list: my favorite band name from that PRF thread (which took me a good fifteen minutes to read completely) was Test Fuck.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 17 Jul 2008, 12:50
Some of these are really good, i may have to steal one. MUAHAHAHAHA.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 17 Jul 2008, 13:07
I Heard Your Sister Is Pregnant
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: öde on 17 Jul 2008, 13:18
Hard-Wank
Brianstorm
Mumafuga and the Mumblers
Dick Racing Stripes
The Worst Pilots
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 17 Jul 2008, 13:29
One of my bands briefly, out of frustration, changed our name to "Rock and Roll".
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Betagold on 17 Jul 2008, 19:07
Basic Isotopes
Limit Theorem
Bikini Arcade (random band name generator from Rock Band.  It tends to have some good ones.)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: est on 17 Jul 2008, 19:18
The Hadrons
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ViolentDove on 17 Jul 2008, 20:00
I'm imagining them playing songs in the style of the Hard-Ons with Harry Potter slash fiction lyrics?
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 18 Jul 2008, 17:59
Perpetual Motion Squad
Totally.
Then people could be like, "HEY HAVE YOU HEARD THAT NEW ALBUM BY PMS???"
and it would be pwnsome.
I had a whole mental list of them in my head but now I can't remember any except for diediedie.
Now, this is not Die! Die! Die!
It's diediedie.
and you could Triple D for the abbreviation.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Saudade on 18 Jul 2008, 21:29
In Sane We Trust

Think about it...
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 18 Jul 2008, 23:18
Aladdin Different
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Mr. Mojo on 18 Jul 2008, 23:21
Television Blues
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 19 Jul 2008, 03:41
Rock Hard Cocks
Tandem Outhouse
Party At Auschwitz
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kyros on 19 Jul 2008, 10:58
Someone and the Somethings
The Adjective Nouns
Yield to Pedestrians
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Liz on 19 Jul 2008, 11:36
Jenz Likez Mudkipz
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Post by: Lummer on 19 Jul 2008, 11:53
Rectal Cephalopod Insertion.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Admiral Sanu on 19 Jul 2008, 12:05
Inspector Detector and the Harbringers of Boom
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: funsize on 19 Jul 2008, 16:30
1 point 21 Jiggawatts
You Meddling Kids
Nothing Yet
A Rare but Serious Side-Effect

Also, I really like None More Black until I realized there was in fact a band called such.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: cuttie24 on 19 Jul 2008, 17:09
how about what goes up must come down
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 19 Jul 2008, 17:39
1 point 21 Jiggawatts
You Meddling Kids
Nothing Yet
A Rare but Serious Side-Effect

Also, I really like None More Black until I realized there was in fact a band called such.

You know, 'Funsize' is a pretty great name for a band.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Noff on 19 Jul 2008, 18:19
pterodactyls fucking came up in another thread, and to be honest I think that's a pretty classy name.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: DoubleAW on 19 Jul 2008, 18:28
Rave Bagel.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Liz on 19 Jul 2008, 19:31
Inspector Detector and the Harbringers of Boom

If you cut it off to just "Inspector Detector" I would totally use that one. The rest of the name is worthless.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: himynameisjulien on 19 Jul 2008, 23:47
The Adjective Nouns = epic win.
"How much more black can you get, really? And the answer is, none...more black"
I hear Nigel has an amp that goes not only to 11, but to infinity. The knobs just spin as if they're broken and it just keeps getting louder and more distorted.
He has actually publicly stated this, but I can't recall where.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: pwhodges on 20 Jul 2008, 00:49
Medicinal Leeches.

(This came to mind because my father used to keep a jar of them as pets...)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Hunter on 20 Jul 2008, 01:16
Welcome Back Edward Cock Diver
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Post by: LittleKey on 20 Jul 2008, 01:59
Watermelon Overlords of Amorous Hour. (Also known as WOAH).
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 20 Jul 2008, 13:48
shoe
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kai on 20 Jul 2008, 15:26
Welcome Back Edward Cock Diver

this is excellent.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 20 Jul 2008, 22:10
She Was Alive When I Fucked Her, Officer
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Johnny C on 21 Jul 2008, 00:24
Tonight it occurred to me that Hiroshima Lovers would make an excellent band name.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Jul 2008, 05:40
There's an Australian band called I Heart Hiroshima
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kai on 21 Jul 2008, 08:46
As of 3 am last night, I'm starting an all male riot grrl band called The Vulva Underground.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Nodaisho on 21 Jul 2008, 11:30
She Was Alive When I Fucked Her, Officer
There has to be a better wording for that one, it has so much potential.

"I swear, she looked alive"? That doesn't quite sound right. "I swear, she looked 18... and alive"? A bit wordy.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 21 Jul 2008, 11:42
Fucked Alive, Now Dead
Fucked Beforehand
Pre-Fucked?


Other name suggestions:
In Other News
Misjudged
Ill-Conceived Birth
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 21 Jul 2008, 15:12
"Envious Eagles Eat Everything, Eventually"

...or "EEEEE" for short.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: billiumbean on 21 Jul 2008, 15:34
The League of Awesome Toes
Power the Fight!
Maternity Wardrobe Malfunction
Take the Pumpkin!

The first and the last ones are my favorites.

Also, I was thinking about starting a band called The Aftermath, but a month later, this music podcast downloaded a track from a band called The Aftermath.  And they sucked.  I was angry that they'd defaced my name.  Damn reds.  I mention this because it's still an imaginary name to me.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 21 Jul 2008, 23:28
Dude Where's My Guitar
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Post by: PassiveTheory on 22 Jul 2008, 00:14
The Rape Goats
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Post by: Jackie Blue on 22 Jul 2008, 00:16
HAHA HOLY SHIT

I just now turned my tv on and as I was waiting for the DVD to load up there was a commercial that I didn't pay attention to until the last line of it, delivered completely deadpan:

AN EXTRAORDINARY NUT SNACK

^^^^^^^^^^^ BEST
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 22 Jul 2008, 05:50
Thread over.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 22 Jul 2008, 06:41
Leg Before Wicket (Cricket themed Hardcore band)

Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 22 Jul 2008, 14:33
Paedophiles Anonymous
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Post by: MrBlu on 22 Jul 2008, 15:33
Myspace Is Real Life
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 22 Jul 2008, 23:41
We're Clever
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 23 Jul 2008, 05:52
I think 'Singapore' would be a reasonable band name. Anybody who made the obvious puns on it would then look like a total dick.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: The Cheesinator on 23 Jul 2008, 16:36
Friends of Fort York (Note: Final album title: Friends of Fort York Forever)
Plywood Printers
On Film
Caught on Camera
Now You Know
Art For Art's Sake (more of an album name, I think)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MrBlu on 23 Jul 2008, 19:43
I Had A Bad Time In Amsterdam
I Shot A Guy In Reno.

Or alternatively, Reno Six-Shooter.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: inordinate on 24 Jul 2008, 14:54
Musk Ducks of the Epoxy
My Hair, Maybe
The Clockdogs
Ceremony Blue and You
Somber Pinesap Miners
Robolincoln
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Vendetagainst on 24 Jul 2008, 15:06
Roman Holiday seems kinda cool to me.
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Post by: ViolentDove on 24 Jul 2008, 16:29
Bile Duck

Duck Tape

Ducks Are Waterproof

Delicate Frond

Sensitive Crest

Organasm

Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 25 Jul 2008, 15:45
New ones off the top of my head.

Verbing For Noun(s)
Verbing Proper Noun

Washing Geraldine
Golfing For Donkeys

Questionable Content
>.>
That is, if Jeph would let me.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Noff on 26 Jul 2008, 15:53
My guitar hero/rock band band was always Dead Puppies.  My friends' is Lesbian War Cunt.  I later formed a Germanic Lesbian War Cunt tribute band called KriegsKünt.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 26 Jul 2008, 16:14
Zang!
You Got Mushrooms, I Got Cash
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Post by: Guildenstern on 26 Jul 2008, 17:19
Electric Clit
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Post by: ThisIsOriginal on 27 Jul 2008, 19:07
either:

the con of progress

or

the pro of congress.


I can't decide which would be more humiliating to the congress.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 27 Jul 2008, 21:59
Inspired by the fucking retarded naming of a band "!!!", I want to start a band and call it:

n_n
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Christophe on 29 Jul 2008, 14:23
Snake in the Ass
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 29 Jul 2008, 14:27
The Ostrich Cocks
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Post by: ThisIsOriginal on 29 Jul 2008, 15:32
I would also consider my band being called...Faggottron.

just for shits and giggles of course.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 30 Jul 2008, 04:44
Better yet, call your band 'What Are You Looking At, Faggot?'
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 30 Jul 2008, 14:16
Rock Band generator gave me...
Razorblade Coma.

I liked it.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jackie Blue on 30 Jul 2008, 20:50
My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Fire Experience
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Post by: ViolentDove on 30 Jul 2008, 20:59
Narwhal Duelling Society

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Post by: imapiratearg on 30 Jul 2008, 21:21
Billy Rocketboy & His Time-Traveling Microbus
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Post by: famous on 30 Jul 2008, 22:27
Haunted Attack of the Incomplete Baby
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Post by: MrNovember on 30 Jul 2008, 22:47
I have a habit of creating fake bands with my buddies. Some of my favorites:

The Constant BJs
Octopus for Good
We Can Build Minotaurs
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: imagist42 on 30 Jul 2008, 22:53
Octopus for Good

If there is a single line I hate in any Spoon song it's that one from "Cherry Bomb." Because I know that's not the real line but every time I hear it I swear it could be.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MajinTrunkz on 30 Jul 2008, 23:40
Inspired by the fucking retarded naming of a band "!!!", I want to start a band and call it:

n_n

My brother and I played at our school's Battle of the Bands last year under the name "<3", pronounced "Less Than Three."  Only two band members, get it?  I thought it was funny, especially because nobody got the joke.

Other ideas:
Complex Compulsion
Polar Bears Go Grawr
Mighty Mighty Spork
Spoonshoes
The Rocketeers
Slapstick Silly
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: imapiratearg on 31 Jul 2008, 05:11
You and your brother stole my idea...psychically...

Jerks.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Christophe on 31 Jul 2008, 06:22
You Left Me Just When I Beated You Most
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Post by: öde on 31 Jul 2008, 09:48
The My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Pony Club Fire Experience With Hulk Hogan

5000 Achewood References
Three Dinosaurs Walk Into A Pub...
Breast-heavy
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 31 Jul 2008, 11:51
The Inflatable Love Dolls
or just The Love Dolls.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Chad K. on 31 Jul 2008, 12:45
Mid-90's Chicago Style Noise Rock Bands (a la Jesus Lizard, Dazzling Killmen, et. al.)-

SID and the Smothering Mothers
Killigan Gilligan

Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Barrabas on 31 Jul 2008, 13:08
My Bloody Broken Sea Wolf Hotel Fire Experience


Quite possibly the finest supergroup never to exist.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: evilCarl on 05 Aug 2008, 09:19
As soon as I actually learn how to play an instrument (here's hoping for the singing saw!), I'm making an acoustic noise band called Awkward Cowbell.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 06 Aug 2008, 03:26
What seems to be the problem officer
Holocaust deniers never happened
Give my creation life
I drank way too much last Saturday
You buy this
If you tolerate this then your children will be next (ripped from a Manics song- cheers dynamitekid)
Look out! Ninjas! (gee, wonder where that came from)
qwerty (see above brackets, but different answer)
The amazing Dr...
Fell off the wagon
Everybody fall over
I'm in love with your girlfriend
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Spluff on 06 Aug 2008, 04:16
The Guitar Heroes
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Post by: ThisIsOriginal on 06 Aug 2008, 04:35
Rock Band generator gave me...
Razorblade Coma.

I liked it.

Rock Band Genorator gave me Father Hippopotamus.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MobyDickhole on 06 Aug 2008, 04:57
Speakerbox (although it's apparently already been taken)
The Taxi Task Tax
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 06 Aug 2008, 05:59
If you tolerate this then your children will be next (ripped from a pollyanna song)

Was she covering Manic Street Preachers, or is that just an obscene coincidence, title-wise?
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 06 Aug 2008, 07:02
You know what?
The song I was thinking of WAS the MSP song. Turns out the guy who made the torrent for the 1998 JJJ Hottest 100 fucked up with the track labelling, and me never having heard the song beforehand just went along with it. Thanks for pointing it out. May have to check out some MSP now.

And I fixed the above post
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MrBlu on 06 Aug 2008, 18:45
Too bad Illy Honka and The Hot-Shit Haberdashery is taken.
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Post by: Liz on 06 Aug 2008, 18:54
Whisks of Lesser Quality
ohmygodohmygodohmygod
Strong Enough for a Man
Made for a Woman
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: hipster jesus on 06 Aug 2008, 19:16
Ear Rape
You Just Paid 20 Dollars for This Shit (works better as an album name)

...My ideas suck.
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Post by: Durin on 06 Aug 2008, 19:35
OuY k-cuF
Bottles of Glass-Cleaner Filled With Vodka and Angst
The Broken Cell Phone Band
Card-Carrying Smartass Project
The Dirty Dishes
Dusty Electronics
Cock Molotov Tail
My Finger, Your Paper Shredder
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Vendetagainst on 06 Aug 2008, 21:18
Let's Have Sex and Cry A Little
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Post by: Christophe on 07 Aug 2008, 00:51
(made up by my friend scott)
Force Horse
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Post by: Xaris3514 on 10 Aug 2008, 20:33
The World's Longest Band Name that I Know of Because this Band Name is Not Ending at a Reasonable Length
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Post by: Johnny C on 10 Aug 2008, 20:42
Make sure to cross-reference your fake band names with this book (http://www.amazon.com/All-Known-Metal-Bands-Nelson/dp/1932416927/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1218426111&sr=8-1), everyone.
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 10 Aug 2008, 20:46
Sex Without Orgasm

The Days of Our Lives Are Spent In Utter Resentment

Aerosol Killers

Bullet Through the Donut Hole
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Christophe on 10 Aug 2008, 21:10
Standard Issue Esoteric Post-Rock Band Name
(taken from the By Sunlight band Myspace) Steely Dan Real Estate
Hey, You Really Suck
Tell Me More About Your Trip To Spain
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: dalconnsuch on 11 Aug 2008, 06:00
the dying little people who killed littlier people

razor blades in eyeballs and the pissing cyanide

cumfilled cd covers
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Aug 2008, 13:42
The Cat That Fucked the Dog

Pissing Blood

The Rise and Fall of Irony

Cat Macrocosm
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: airheadjames on 11 Aug 2008, 16:20
bitchy flibbergibbet
notwithstanding (dora says this alot)

Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: dalconnsuch on 11 Aug 2008, 16:30
why do i get the feeling you read vonnegut?
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: airheadjames on 11 Aug 2008, 17:01
why do i get the feeling you read vonnegut?
haha yeah i was reading Slaughterhouse V and a saw that, that is something my grandpa would of said, and its just stuck in my head
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: dalconnsuch on 11 Aug 2008, 17:07
so heres a band name for in kurt vonneguts name

the time traveling tralfalmadorians of titan


tralfalmadorians aren't really of titan though, but its still awesome
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: airheadjames on 11 Aug 2008, 17:24
Right now i have a deep urge to rename my bands the tralfalmadorians!
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 11 Aug 2008, 18:16
death towel.


ftw.

those are two different bands btw.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 11 Aug 2008, 18:17
Sig images aren't allowed on here, me ol' Zanzibar.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Durin on 12 Aug 2008, 05:23
Daft Punk ISN'T Playing At My House. Damn You James Murphy!
Our Lead Singer Sings So The Crowd Doesn't Have To
If Only Warm Apple Pie Actually Felt Like A Vagina, We Wouldn't Have To Play In This Shitty Band Anymore
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MadassAlex on 13 Aug 2008, 03:52
One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 13 Aug 2008, 04:37
Horus look what you've done/you've made a fool of everyone

This girl is hotter than a firecracker/I want to pound her like a hammer held by Ghazgkull Thraka
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Xaris3514 on 13 Aug 2008, 10:25
One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.

That sounds metal.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MadassAlex on 13 Aug 2008, 23:51
Horus look what you've done/you've made a fool of everyone

That's actually brilliant.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: dalconnsuch on 14 Aug 2008, 03:00
i must agree

Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Aug 2008, 03:33
I do try.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ViolentDove on 14 Aug 2008, 20:26
Here are some animals/animal related things I think would make good band names:

Slender Loris
Gastric Brooding Frog
Superb Lyrebird
Dashing Whippet
Murdered by Monotremes
Cephalopods Anonymous
Stoat
Handsome Animal
Przewalski's Horse



(Alright...  I cheated on the last one, that's actually one of my own projects)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Durin on 14 Aug 2008, 20:38
Schrodinger's Cat is Undead
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Vendetagainst on 14 Aug 2008, 20:46
Pavlov's Dog Fucked Schrodinger's Cat and This is the Sound They Made
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kill.kenada on 20 Aug 2008, 18:00
Labia Minora 
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Be My Head on 20 Aug 2008, 18:05
The Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 27 Sep 2008, 18:24
...and major bump.

but new band name.

Sending Signals To Spaceships.

just came up with it randomly.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Harun on 27 Sep 2008, 18:30

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

oh wait... (http://www.myspace.com/tonydanzatapdanceextravaganza)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Yakob on 27 Sep 2008, 21:55
Interstellar Paratrooper
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: LittleKey on 27 Sep 2008, 22:52
We Play Rock Music

Hit by a Shovel

Acceptably Sociable

Why Does my Alarm Clock Never Go Off?


Just some weird ones off the top of my head. I actually really like Acceptably Sociable, it has good potential.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 28 Sep 2008, 06:06
Yeah, I quite like 'Acceptable Sociable' actually.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Vendetagainst on 28 Sep 2008, 08:04
It would only work if all they played was incredibly loud and angry rants about how people are basically evil and inferior to them.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 28 Sep 2008, 08:11
Nah I think I might actually use it myself, referring to my autism, seeing as it shows up in my lyrics a lot.

*writes it down*
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: BootsyMarie on 28 Sep 2008, 10:04
The Ketchup Massacre Fiasco

they're my favorite band.

right next to Madison's Lucky Change Jar.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 28 Sep 2008, 10:51
I scrolled too fast and thought that said 'The Ketchup Manifesto,' which I actually like better.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: BootsyMarie on 28 Sep 2008, 11:08
i kind of like ketchup manifesto a lot too...
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: LittleKey on 28 Sep 2008, 11:19
Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: BootsyMarie on 28 Sep 2008, 11:22
Their hit single??

Weeping Hepatitis
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Broken_Drum on 28 Sep 2008, 11:30
Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
...Or a pretentious Post-Rock band for that matter.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: LittleKey on 28 Sep 2008, 11:46
Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.
...Or a pretentious Post-Rock band for that matter.


hah yeah. i was aiming to make fun of bands like fall out boy and panic at the disco =).
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 28 Sep 2008, 15:13
Sure we Have a Really Long Name, and Our Songs Have Titles That are Like Twenty Words Long, But I Swear to God we Aren't an Emo Band.

My band briefly opened gigs with an instrumental called 'If We Were Fall Out Boy We'd Have Really Long Song Titles, But We Aren't So We Don't.'
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MysticalChicken on 28 Sep 2008, 16:31
I actually made most of these up a while back, and stuck them in my LJ.  The first one I just thought of yesterday, though.


The Fidgety Napkin Shredders  (I know one shouldn't laugh at one's own stuff, but this keeps making me giggle)
My Brain Hurts
The Bargain Bin Band!
Your Parents Will Hate This Band
Your Mom Will Totally Embarrass You By Liking This Band
Nobody Has Heard Of Us, Except You
Clusterfuck
Chewy Nougat Center
Little Ugly (Decemberists reference)
Chunky Muffin Overcoat
You Have Spyware
Three Word Name
No Trans Fat
Hi, My Name Is Fred
EEEK BANANA SLUG (CD title:  I Stepped On It And It Went Splorch)
You Mean We're Actually Supposed To Play Our Instruments?
This One Time, At Band Camp...
Spastic Cheese Monkeys
Effing Tasty
I Can't Believe You Woke Me Up for That
Don't Be an Ass, Ass
What's That Smell?
The Apollo 13s (halfway through every gig, something goes horribly wrong)
We Will Make Your Ears Bleed
The Emoticons
I'm Hungry, Dammit
§ (formerly We Will Make Your Ears Bleed)
Holy Shit, We're Actually A Band Now (first CD title:  Please Buy Our CD. Please.  We're Still Living Out of Our Van.)
I Hate Everything Ever
The Carpal Tunnels
Empty Potato Chip Bag
GOOSE!
Oh My God, I Just Touched Seaweed (CD title:  Get It Off Me!)
The Poisonous Dart Frogs
The Dirty Napkins
The Simon Cowells (they hate every other band, ever. Possibly opens for I Hate Everything Ever. Unfortunately, since they obviously hate each other, altercations will ensue.)
You Can't Actually Be Serious
The Oh Noes
The 13375p34ks (pronounced "leetspeaks")
We Know Where You Live
Son of a Monkey
Dude, Seriously
Bipolar Cats (because I have one)
Oh God Make It Stop
Spyware Infections
RARR
I Just Stepped In Something
Floor Pie (Simpsons reference)
Purple Is A Fruit ('nother Simpsons reference)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 28 Sep 2008, 18:10
If you were cool you'd have heard of us ages ago.
Why the face dammit.
Your mum likes us, but that's ok becasue we like your mum.
Mainstream Radio
The godless north
The new style
Anebriation
The adoring fangirls
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 28 Sep 2008, 19:03
chainsaw rectum-ectomy

i'm guessing they'd be a bit on the grindcore/goregrind side of things...
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Melodic on 28 Sep 2008, 19:36
Definitive Zombies.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Touch Me Im Sick on 28 Sep 2008, 21:22
-France...Art...Murder?!
-The 6' Tall Anthropomorphic Penises
-Deep Space, 9"
-The Curbstomped Abortions
-Pyromaniacs Drenched In Kerosene
-We Suck And Cannot Play Our Instruments
-The Band Who Shows Up Drunk And Can't Play A Full Set As A Result
-luhhdsgdslfgkhydsygudlfisyfudg
-Dirty Sanchez and the Buttfuckers
-The Rocket In My Pocket Is Dripping "Fuel"
-World Watersports Competition
-Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
-Blowjob?
-The Reeboks With The Straps
-SYVUMBV
-The Anti-Corporate Band With A Top 40 Hit
-People Who Crush Ritalin And Snort It
-The Teens Gone Wild From Maury
-If Your Vagina Is Cement, Then My Penis Is A Jackhammer





Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Christophe on 28 Sep 2008, 22:18
Sexual Engineering
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Lummer on 29 Sep 2008, 06:21
One day I will have a band named Thunder Hammer and we will write metal songs about Warhammer 40,000.

FUCK YEAH!
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Broken_Drum on 29 Sep 2008, 08:57
Bernard's Missing Testicle,
Kittens Are Genuinely Arousing,
You Stole My Twix, You Cunt,
Twatsicle,
The Wails Of Dying Puppies
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Metope on 29 Sep 2008, 09:04
Epileptic Disco

(Inspired by the fluorescent lamp that is dying in my bathroom)


Edit: Oh shit, that's actually a real band name. How retarded.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 29 Sep 2008, 11:10
Here's my new favourite: Lunchtime Suicide.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: PECOAE on 30 Sep 2008, 19:16
The Floor is made of Lava


http://www.myspace.com/thefloorislavaband

complete with exclamation mark and everything.  it was my friend's old band.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MysticalChicken on 01 Oct 2008, 16:53
Blatantly stolen from The Colbert Report the other night:

Brain Whistle
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MobyDickhole on 02 Oct 2008, 01:57
Slope - They could be a mathrock band and their first album would be called rise/run

I've also been wanting to start a project called 'The Professionals' and release concept albums based on specific professions.
The first album would be called 'Justice: Served' and would feature songs such as "I put out a subpoena for your heart" and "Order in the Courtship"
(I wrote a full track list for this and one or two other albums somewhere when I was bored one day)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Oct 2008, 04:35

GOOSE!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_(band)

(not capitals, no exclamation point, but still)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Barrabas on 02 Oct 2008, 04:39
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Trannies are astronauts.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 02 Oct 2008, 07:41
I dunno, I reckon 'Trannies Are Astronauts' would work fine on its own.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MysticalChicken on 03 Oct 2008, 17:53

GOOSE!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goose_(band)

(not capitals, no exclamation point, but still)

Aw crapz!
     /
   :-D

Ooh, I thought of this one last night.  Inspired by a blank space in a book called My Book About Me (http://www.amazon.com/My-Book-About-Dr-Seuss/dp/0394800931) that I filled in when I was four years old:

My Favorite Color is PONY
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ElectricPez on 06 Oct 2008, 01:14
Flaming Hobo's!
My friend and I have had that name in our mind since middle school. I need to start writing music and get this name out into the world. IMHO, pure genius.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 06 Oct 2008, 06:32
the texas chainsaw masochists
because fuck you, that's why
everyone's a monkfish
trails of hellish gore from here to way over there
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 06 Oct 2008, 11:32
Flaming Hobo's petticoat? Trash bag? Cup o' change?

Actually I think just 'Flaming Hobo's' would work because it implies that the band belongs to a flaming hobo. Or a flaming hobosexual?
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: loyalpeon on 07 Oct 2008, 10:24
Philia, Eros, Agape
Cum Rags

That's all I got.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: GreyGabe on 07 Oct 2008, 18:48
"Dr. Bipolar and the Manic Depressives"

They would start playing generic emo music, before all of a sudden changing style to either cheerful folk music or rage filled metal before going back to the original style. Do this several times per song.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: LittleKey on 07 Oct 2008, 22:13
I would listen to it. Also...


This Name Looks Really Nice on a Band Tee

The Music Players

Emoticonists

Simple Objects
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: El Opium on 08 Oct 2008, 01:32
Band names I'm considering now that Zero Aggression is no more.
Oathbreakers
Slumlords
Nefandi
The House Centipedes
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MadassAlex on 10 Oct 2008, 21:45
A friend and I are going to start a rock band called "The Sexual Intentions". Or, alternatively, "The Sexual Tensions".

The first album shall be called "And Their Sexual Extensions".
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: imagist42 on 10 Oct 2008, 23:29
That is pretty rad.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Selunei on 11 Oct 2008, 00:43
Word magnets are a great way to come up with random band names.  I literally spent an hour messing with those things once out of pure boredom, and this is what I came up with (list very abbreviated, cause I forgot a bunch of them):

Power Crushes Practice
Delicately Beneath a Storm
Spring Was Almost an Eternity
Through Smells and Shadows
Never Did Iron His Detention
Dudes in Toe Socks
Deathly S.A.T.
Boys Can Wear Eyeliner Too
Essential Graduate Dream
Cry Like the A/V Club
Chainspray Talent (always my band name on Guitar Hero/Rock Band)
Freak Chemistry by Drama Show

and the list goes on...


*edit* Turns out "Boys Can Wear Eyeliner Too" is a song by U.K. glam rock band The Electric Flash...damn, I kind of sorta maybe liked that one :-P
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: KurtMcAllister on 13 Oct 2008, 21:56
I've always been very fond of The Burning Business Cards. I don't know why, I guess it just has a nice ring to it.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 14 Oct 2008, 04:36
Scary Dave and the Brickshitters
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: tiffchil on 15 Oct 2008, 16:46
I kind of like- The Bumblefucking Ass Bandits!
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: -Karamazov- on 15 Oct 2008, 19:55
I want to create a symphonic metal band with heavy Germanic overtones, and call it "By Wagner's Neckbeard!"

Seriously, look at it.
(http://www.linderhof-grotte.de/bilder/ludwig/wagner_370.jpg)
That thing is epic.  Did he wake up every morning and decide to shave everything but his neck?
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: theoryC on 15 Oct 2008, 20:48
My band is called Liffey.  It used to be called Koba.  But, I am still open to both, so state your preference if you want.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MobyDickhole on 16 Oct 2008, 20:06
I came up with an imaginary track list for my imaginary band's imaginary album

Artist: Whiskey Trouble and the Broken Heart Band
Album: Soon You'll Be Dreaming

1- In the Future, None of this will Matter
2- Your Mother Needs a New Haircut
3- The carpet is underfoot
4- Explain yourself, I think you're wrong
5- Car 'toon' Trouble
6- In your own bed for the first time in months
7- A monument to the unimportant things
8- Give me your wallet, you won't need it anymore
9- Dreams are the most independent films
10- Ending on a low note

11- Secret bonus track: Karaoke version of 'Car 'toon' Trouble'



I also think 'Drag King' would make for a pretty good name for a techno DJ
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Jambi on 16 Oct 2008, 20:29
Erotic Lampshades
Polyphonic Orangutan
Repent The Good Deeds
Eclectic Order of the Night Owls
Attack Lobsters
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 18 Oct 2008, 13:44
Scary Dave and the Brickshitters

I love it. I would listen to them.

Mine are:
The Algorithms
Sketchii Sundae
Ragnarok (alternately, Ragna-rock)
Struggly Hambuggly and the von Mustaches
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: JD on 18 Oct 2008, 16:45
Cosmic Groin Pull
I <3 Terrorists
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 19 Oct 2008, 05:22
Scary Dave and the Brickshitters

I love it. I would listen to them.

u in england by any chance?  know anyone called dave? is he a bit scary?  let's get this show on the road!!!!  i'll play bass.  with a chainsaw.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: John Corporation on 20 Oct 2008, 12:49
I've been holding Revenge of the Middle-Aged Diabetics close to my chest for a while, only to come to the slow realization that it'd be a better album title than band title.

Come to think of it, most of the titles I like are better as albums: Surf Wax Poetic and The Battle of Wexford are two ideas I've had.

And I did just remember a band name that works as a band name: The Munchs. One I just came up with while writing this: Tupelo Project.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Shakleton on 21 Oct 2008, 09:26
If I ever get to name a band it will be something really awesome like

"Pime Taradox"
"Quantum Notes"
"Relativistcally Relevant"
"Class M Planet"
"Excelsior"

or something like that

// Edit: Oh, or how about The Quantum Mechanicians?
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Failcake on 21 Oct 2008, 19:48
Robespierre
For us Cool Kids
Infected Toenails
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: GnarlsBroccoli on 02 Nov 2008, 17:25
Moat
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 02 Nov 2008, 17:56
Yuri Nation
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MadassAlex on 02 Nov 2008, 22:20
Shota Rebellion
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 04 Nov 2008, 17:06
monkfish piss-dish
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Juxtaposition on 05 Nov 2008, 13:08
Tachycardia
Drummer Wanted
TBA (The Boring Acrobats)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 06 Nov 2008, 03:49
One I came up with after an amusing Wikipedia encounter:

Fictional Aardvarks
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 08 Nov 2008, 13:09
Megan & The Meerkats
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Snail of Doom on 09 Nov 2008, 22:25
I remember when I started a thread like this a while back.

Some names from my American History reading:

The Great Society
[name] and the Consensus
McCarthy and Kohn Discuss Slaughtering Communists Over a Fruit Breakfast

...and some old ones I posted in the last band names thread. These are my two favorites of all time:

Cliff Hanger and the Dun Dun Duuunnns (Said with the proper tune.)
Professor Peabody and the Wayback Machine (Or just The Wayback Machine)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Puki on 10 Nov 2008, 05:08
Dylecsic Emos


...also, my band is named HUMPHUM (loosely translated as croatian society of junior members of croatian society of youth... I think I'll soon have to change it)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Mulder110 on 10 Nov 2008, 06:19
Brown Paper Bag
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Snail of Doom on 10 Nov 2008, 18:10
Robespierre
For us Cool Kids
Infected Toenails

GrrsevenparagraphtakehomeexaminvolvingRobespierregrr....

Anyway, here's some more:

Fornication Under Consent of the King (From the urban myth on the origin of the word "Fuck")
Dr. Rockstar and the Unspoken Bond (Or either separately)
The Great HARUMPH
Juneday
Crystal's Clearing
Anonymous Mr. Smith
Da Great Feets
Boss Ocelot


Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 10 Nov 2008, 21:15
Jayson Born and the Killerz
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: CarrionMan on 10 Nov 2008, 21:19
Stubble
Avocado Sandwich
Tupperware
Chili's Magical Green Trip
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Krina on 12 Nov 2008, 02:04
Krina and the Shy Wimps

and

Mostly Milk.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 13 Nov 2008, 05:28
n00b and the ROFLMAOs

they'd be one of those bands that you hate before you've even heard them.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: jonskeezy on 13 Nov 2008, 12:09
the cock slamming jizz jobbers
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 13 Nov 2008, 21:11
The Dick Cheney Heart Attack Pack
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Alex C on 15 Nov 2008, 10:59
I'm still surprised there isn't some nerdcore dude somewhere calling himself M.C. Banhammer.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Touch Me Im Sick on 15 Nov 2008, 17:18
Black ____
Deer____
____ O)))
The _____s

Fill in the blanks

Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 15 Nov 2008, 20:54
Sarah & The Gunslingers
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Trollstormur on 15 Nov 2008, 22:37
I thought it would be a good idea for all those bands with the "The [Something]s" name structure to instead go by "Some [Something]s".


like:

Some Strokes
Some Hives
Some Who
Some Guess Who
Some Beatles
Some Jerks
Some Queers
Some Mars Volta
Some Clash
Some Pixies
Some Smiths
Some Cure
Some White Stripes
Some Cranberries
Some Presidents of Some United States of America
Some Ramones


etc.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: J-cob9000 on 16 Nov 2008, 05:56
Emo band!
Diagram of a Broken Heart

And I dunno if I've posted this one yet but a random one I came up with in Biology is 'Sending Signals To Spaceships'.
Yeah.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: CursedMortivore on 16 Nov 2008, 09:44
Individual Douchebags

Came up with when describing the gameplay of Guitar Hero World Tour vs Rock Band. Whereas in Rock Band you all work together, like a band, in GHWT you compete against each other, hence the name Individual douchebags.

God I hope that made sense...
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 16 Nov 2008, 20:12
Some etc.

hehe

Some Octopus Projects
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: greenMonkey on 17 Nov 2008, 18:57
The Right to Arm Bears
James and the Giant Peaches
Pistol Shrimp
John ROKtor and the Salem Swingers
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Alex C on 17 Nov 2008, 22:23
My brother's band is already named The Right To Arm Bears.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: öde on 18 Nov 2008, 09:51
I miss the old quality names we came up with.

Panzer Division John Candy, for example.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 19 Nov 2008, 22:00
Latvian Frog Stompers
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: sueintx on 28 Jan 2009, 07:05
Hi, everyone -- this is my first time posting here.  Okay, here goes -- hope you all enjoy these imaginary band names:

Barn Raising With the Amish
Poping Around For the Hell of It
Cuticle Mayhem
Oh!
Bustin' Dat Dead Zit
Tractor Slutz
Acorns Are Contagious
We See
Obnoxious Molecule
That Cat
!@#&*


Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: sueintx on 28 Jan 2009, 08:47
This is fun! :laugh:  Some more:

Churning Butter With the Amish and Other Fun Things to do on a Balmy Saturday Night
Amish Wife-Swapping Smackdown
Lying to the Pope
The Pope Will Not Baptize My Pet Iguana Next Sunday
The Pope Will Not Make Us Give Up Sex For Lent
We Think
Get the Cabbage Out of the Disposal
Marvelous Testicle
Ass-Jigglers' Self-Help Seminar
Chainsaw Reaction
AaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrGH!
Not Having a Happy Period
Pimpin' Yo' Daddy's Power Sander
Fewer Urges and Leaks
I'm Not Havin' Paul Anka's Baby
Sally Field Has Osteoporosis
Don't Listen to Us
Paula Deen's Cholesterol Level
Wear a Bra, Sandra Lee!
Stop Talking, Rachael Ray!
Campaiging for Condoms
Overactive Bladder Infestation
I Suck as a Model 'Cuz I Can't Strike a Pose
Senile Old Folks Eating Raw Meat
The Tony Buttafucco Tribute Band (a.k.a. Hey, Joey!)
Jared Can't Eat at Subway
We Suck
Anorexic Obesity
Anal Squirrel
35-1/2 Angry Midgets Seeking Revenge
Cat-Vomit Facial Masks and Almond-Crusted Anal Suppositories
Approximately 330 Days 'til Christmas
Toxic Tailbone
So What
Pissed Off at Sausages
Marie Osmond Lost 45 Pounds on Nustrisystem
Three-Ring Jerk-Off Session
Oy, Vey!


Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 28 Jan 2009, 09:30
continuing the tradition of homo-crushes on male actors that Gay for Johnny Depp pioneered, how about...

The Matt LeBlanc Wank Bank.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 28 Jan 2009, 09:33
Unfortunately, his name is pronounced 'LeBlonk.'
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 28 Jan 2009, 10:20
Unfortunately, his name is pronounced 'LeBlonk.'

Band name would be pronounced "The Matt LeBlonk Wonk Bonk."

That's how you'd tell the posers apart from the tr00 fans of the band obviously.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: emmalee on 28 Jan 2009, 11:30
My friends and I came up with "Death Row Barf Rocket" at lunch while discussing the "anything goes" request rules for death row inmates' last meals. We decided that our lists would all be too long, forcing us to vomit uncontrollably or risk not completing the meal.

I also find myself inspired by the objects on my desk:
The Rusty Pushpins (punk or the like)
Paste Eater (doom metal? Something disturbing, just like the creepy paste eater from your 3rd grade class)
Spam and the Brochure Collective

And terms from a biology course last year:
Urethral Cystitis
Your Mother Has Huntigton's
Syphilis and the Spirochetes
Transcription Error
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: spoon_of_grimbo on 28 Jan 2009, 12:26
Paste Eater (doom metal? Something disturbing, just like the creepy paste eater from your 3rd grade class)

that sounds like a cross between a rocket from the crypt single and it's b-side ("pigeon eater" and "the paste that you love"). therefore i can only imagine the band Paste Eater playing badass rock'n'roll with a brass section!
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 28 Jan 2009, 21:37
Ororo and The lightning
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 29 Jan 2009, 17:31
^^^X-Men ftw.

Indiana Jones and the Christmas Goose

(I have an Indiana Jones action figure sitting astride a large wooden goose, whilst also brandishing a whip and gun. I'll take a picture when I get around to it.)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MadassAlex on 29 Jan 2009, 17:33
[Name] And His/Her Fuckface Orchestra
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 29 Jan 2009, 18:24
The Bitchslap Initiative
Just What ARE! Yams, Anyway?
DJ Penis Euphemism
Rhymes With Shock-Thirsty
Crying Babies Making Grown Men Cry
Corporate Tool and the Talented Nobodies
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 29 Jan 2009, 20:43
Howabout a few Bands that failed?


Iron Zeppelin
Lead Maiden
FM/AM
The Neanderthals
Men Without Work
The Aunt Sally's
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: boneykingofnowhere on 30 Jan 2009, 16:16
Mannarchy
Does This Smell Like Chloroform?
Beltloops For Sweat Pants
Life Bus for Ugly
Everyone Hates You, Nikita Kruschev
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Waferman on 30 Jan 2009, 16:40
Names that are too long:

"The Patriarchs of Japanada"
"Humans Playing Instruments"
"Rotary Phone Collection"
"I Think This is Awesome"
"Pre-emptive Plagerisms"
"Go Read a Book"
"Ancient Owl"
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 30 Jan 2009, 17:16
Anime Bands

Noir - Fet. Mireille Bouquet
The Section Nines
Shizuma's Angels
Goku and The DBZ Boys
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 30 Jan 2009, 18:08
The (It Was Only One) Homosexual Experience
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MadassAlex on 30 Jan 2009, 23:53
Anime Bands

Noir - Fet. Mireille Bouquet
The Section Nines
Shizuma's Angels
Goku and The DBZ Boys


Fulll Metal Alchemist (thrashy power metal)
Wingates (classic rock. With classical interludes)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: atimholt on 05 Feb 2009, 21:23
The guys with the orange reflective vests (and the band would or would not actually wear said vests, depending on how ironic they wanted to be).
Incrediband (cheesy)
Guitar Hero and his Rock Band
Chess and the pieces
Chazz and the pizzas
Pizza taco
Proper Noun and the Nouns (Someone already did "the Adjective Nouns")
9430 (the number Jean Valjean received after recapture. You may have heard of the more popular number '24601')
Really Fast Eggs
Syzygy (unfortunately, this one's taken)
Lead singer and the two-guitarists-bass-player-and-percussionist
We play Squiers
We Play Games
Deep Scat (holy crap, I just looked up 'scat'. I meant it in the musical sense, but it also means what it sounds like a euphemism for, and then some.)
What is a Band?
I'm gonna stop now. (that one doesn't really work)

Oh, no. Wait. I always like making up band names (you gotta write 'em down, though I don't). I'd want to have a new 'aka' name for every album released. In any case, the name "Not Eponymous," would be awesome. You could name an album the same or not, depending on how ironic you want to be.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 06 Feb 2009, 16:15
Hmmmmmmmm




Aircraft Themed Bands

The f-14's (There biggest hit - A redo of the Top Gun theme)
The B-17's (Covers WWII tunes)
The B-2's (A band that disappears for eight months out of a year then suddenly releases an Album)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: GreyGabe on 06 Feb 2009, 21:06
"Clever Euphemism and the Double Entendres"
"That One Guy and Those Dudes He Hangs Out With Sometimes" (or TOGaTDHHOWS as they are more commonly called)
"Don't You Wish We Wore Pants?"
"Pineapple Frenzy, Platypus Dreams"
"Please Don't Shoot!"
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Harun on 06 Feb 2009, 21:14
Attack of the Anthropomorphized Asparaguses 
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 08 Feb 2009, 12:26
Ebola and the Ninety-Percent Mortality Rate
Frontal Lobotomy
Lithium and the Mood Stabilizers
Pass the Scalpel
It Shouldn't Bleed Like This!

(Hooray for pre-med classes?)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 08 Feb 2009, 19:53
Shoot The Messenger

Aynal Retentif & The Uptytes

Really Loud Noise

The Kursk Deep Six

The @$%??!!! Feat. Andrey Pfhuccov
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 10 Feb 2009, 16:05
Christian 80's rock revival band:

Birds of Pray
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: MrBlu on 10 Feb 2009, 16:39
Razorblades and Lemon Juice.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 10 Feb 2009, 19:23
Caligula and the Noble Steeds.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: zerobar on 10 Feb 2009, 20:17
I always wanted to start a band called "Karaoke Robot" I even drew up stuff for an album cover when I was bored, once.
Another one I always thought was good and I know it was in the movie "PCU" but I don't know if there's a real band named it) was "Everybody Gets Laid."
Also, I always like the name "Checkpoint Charlie," but there's some Romanian death metal band using it. (AWFUL name for a metal band)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: GreyGabe on 11 Feb 2009, 10:07
Caligula and the Noble Steeds.

"Nero and the Flaming Romans"
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: the_pied_piper on 11 Feb 2009, 10:56
The Invisible Men

Then you could not bother turning up to gigs and play recordings over the sound system at the venues claiming to be ironic. Hipster fame would surely follow.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 11 Feb 2009, 19:05
Howabout a Band Expansion.


Green Day Feat. Bruce Banner



:D
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: el Lenador on 12 Feb 2009, 23:26
As of 3 am last night, I'm starting an all male riot grrl band called The Vulva Underground.

thats goddamn amazing. and i have no idea if these are real band names, i just sort of like them.
The Dandelion League. read it in Y: the last man and loved it, still want to use it to start a 90's dischordish emo band, ie sunny day real estate, rites of spring, american football type bands.
Legion of Decency
Misfits Cover Band
Monolith of Doom
Blue Grassabbath. we'd play blue grass sabbath covers, obviously.
Gay Tendencies. it would be in the same category as youth of togay, gayrilla biscuits, and black fag.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ducttapeavenger on 13 Feb 2009, 20:54
The Voodoo Economists
Jefferson Tardis
Elvis the Scientologist
The Pantsless Priory
The Forensic Phrenologists
The Forensic Proctologists
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 13 Feb 2009, 21:26
The Memory Alpha's
The Ten Forward Big Brass Feat. William Riker
Picard's Flute Ensemble

And for Heavy Metal

Torres' Terrors
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ViridianStar on 14 Feb 2009, 09:16
My band on Guitar Hero: Aortic Orgasm.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: ducttapeavenger on 14 Feb 2009, 11:44
Iambic Contaminator.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: SleeperCylon on 14 Feb 2009, 16:14
Metal Mother Frakkers
The Sexy Sadists
The
Devouring Souls
All That Has Ever Existed
The Hoax
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 14 Feb 2009, 16:31
Contaminated Fuel
Drunk On Stage
Unstable Reactor
Omega Murder Blast
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Dunnoe on 14 Feb 2009, 23:01
Nobody's Home
Amerikan Motel (German Indie parody of Tokio Hotel)
Raincheck
Cash on Fire
Satanic Hoola-Hoops
Spoilers
The FotherMuckers
BTJF (Bring the Jew 'Fros)
Damien's Hounds
Tycoon's Bane
Rev
CDO
No You
The Shakespeare Took A Leak and Wiped His Ass
Unicron
Lifepole (swon enemy of Deathmole)
Rebel Alliance (take a look see (http://dailytwaddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/awesome_starwars.jpg))
The Badass Harvard University Kids (BHUK)
Red Onagers
Erectile Disfunction
Dystopian Utopeans
Life In the Toilet
Oh No
President's Club (people play rock and dress up like various leaders of the world, famous and infamous)
Inflamed Scrotum
Yellow Snowballs
The Flaming Hairs
Breathalyzers Not Enforced
Casual Sex
The Sex Bazookas
Sleep Deprivation
Annihilation
Anti
Inverted Pyramids
The Depleted Uranium Shells
Masters of the Universe
Quiet Silence
Dark Darkness
Depressing Despair
Eternal Eternity
White Hallways
Skyscraper Circles
Black Dogs
I Flunked High School
Demolition Derby
Flying Angels
The Green Fields
Colorful Flowers
Cave Painting
The Dead Corpses
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: imapiratearg on 01 Mar 2009, 17:36
*Bump!*

So, I have decided, when I have a band someday, I am going to name it Bodacious Crustacean.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: TLT Thomas on 01 Mar 2009, 18:53
When I got Rock Band 2, I named my band on there Mistaken Identity Crisis.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: BrilliantEraser on 02 Mar 2009, 16:26
Quarter Life Crisis (alternately, Oh Shit We Blew Our Tuition Money On Guitars And Weed)
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Kugai on 02 Mar 2009, 21:42
Shat & The Toupee Terrors.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: eddie on 03 Mar 2009, 03:42
Wives & Widows
Suck It & See
The Zero Zero
Feral Youth

When I start a band it will sound terrible but at least it will have an awesome name.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: iamiam on 03 Mar 2009, 20:38
Nobody's Home

Avril Lavigne song.

To stay OT would you go see a band called Avril Lavigne Song?  :-P
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: YokoShippo on 07 Mar 2009, 21:47
When I first got Guitar Hero II I went with: The Ari Gold Rush

<------------------ Big Entourage Fan
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: imapiratearg on 07 Mar 2009, 22:05
Baroque Obama.
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Dunxco on 07 Mar 2009, 22:23
Gas Mark 5 - pioneers of kitchen metal. Their first track could be "Burnt the Roast".
Title: Re: Imaginary Band Names
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Mar 2009, 10:28
Baroque Obama.

You just won the thread.