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Title: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: snubnose on 12 Sep 2008, 02:07
http://www.crfh.net/d/20010618.html (http://www.crfh.net/d/20010618.html)

(Dave and Margaret kissing)
Dave: *sigh*
Margaret: Dave ?
Dave: Yes ?
Margaret: I've got an idea ...
Margaret: Let's take off our clothes and have sex !
Dave: Can I faint first ?

ROTFL :D
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: tomselleck69 on 12 Sep 2008, 09:06
what
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: britMonster on 12 Sep 2008, 09:49
How is this QC related at all?
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: masquerade on 14 Sep 2008, 21:27
fail.
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: BillyxRansom on 15 Sep 2008, 09:11
ROTFL
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: Helian on 16 Sep 2008, 21:08
I prefer "Hah!  Ten drinks and your next one is go fuck yourself." from comic 710.
http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=710

That's for QC, non QC I'd go with "Time out called on account of naked chick." from sluggy freelance.  I'm fairly sure that's easy to top by XKCD, but all their good lines are the mouse-over comments, so it'd be a pain to find one.
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: Touch Me Im Sick on 17 Sep 2008, 15:57
QC: "Thanks, but I'd rather not end up with my wang in a bowl of cold cereal" and "Another conquest? What am I supposed to do, plant a flag in her ass and claim it in the name of my wang?" (hope I got 'em right)

Non-QC: this http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/93/ (http://www.mitchclem.com/mystupidlife/93/)
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: snubnose on 10 Oct 2008, 02:29
... theres mouse over comments on xkcd ? Oh.

I dont like that line much ... I prefer "I just have attained girlvana" or some such from one of the earliest QCs (must be between 100 and 200, somewhere) :D



I *seriously* hope this girl is *finally* getting over the loss of her previous boyfriend because he's really the bigges a**h*** possible

http://www.candicomics.com/d/20081010.html

Girl: *wants to tell the guy his new girlfriend is lying to him*
Guy: *interrupts* You're not gonna change my mind ! Time will be a healer, or some such, I guess.
Guy (thinking): She never stays angry for long anyway
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: Cartilage Head on 10 Oct 2008, 07:03
Fool, the GD thread is about the comic QUESTIONABLE CONTENT.
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: snubnose on 29 Oct 2008, 08:07
Oops ? Right. This Forum is called "General Discussion" but its still about QC, apparently. Talk about misnaming a forum !

Can some moderator or something move this to the real general discussion, maybe ? Its apparently called "Sandbox" ... meh.

Anyway, found another really great dialogue :)

http://www.candicomics.com/d/20081029.html

You should love the ones that really love you back !

Wished someone had told that to me when *I* was a teenager. Would have saved me from SUCH a huge heap of mess ...
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: Aegir on 06 Nov 2008, 00:50
Oops ? Right. This Forum is called "General Discussion" but its still about QC, apparently. Talk about misnaming a forum !
But it's the "General Discussion" subsection of "QC Discussion".
Title: Re: Best ... dialogue ... ever
Post by: Aegir on 06 Nov 2008, 07:00
People with 194 posts that have been registered since July 2007? It's not an easy mistake to make if you read the other threads in this section and realize they're all about the comic.