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Title: Declaration
Post by: mustang6172 on 16 Sep 2008, 23:43

I too have done a spit take in real life!


Anyone want to fess up to doing it too or am I just making myself look bad?

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: KTkat on 17 Sep 2008, 04:04

I haven't personally done a spit take, but I have witnessed one. It was my friend, and I said something funny right after she took a sip of a triple berry smoothie, and it came right out...all over my pale yellow shirt  :|

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: Malek on 17 Sep 2008, 04:55

I did it once,got it all over my mom xD.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: maddness on 17 Sep 2008, 06:16

ME!!!! It was either that or choke to death on horchata. My manacle did not appreciate getting that spit all over him, but he made me laugh hard whilst I drank therefore he must take the consequences!

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: tuna ketchup x on 17 Sep 2008, 06:55

My boy makes me do spit-takes all the time!* Next time he does it on purpose I have to try aiming for him instead of shooting it down my front like usual.

* I just realized how that sounds. I am so, so sorry.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: britMonster on 17 Sep 2008, 12:13

We were talking about this in the WCT. . . as I said there, I have done one with Coke, it went out my nose and mouth all over three peoples chicken. We went to McDonalds after that.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: Bowie on 24 Sep 2008, 17:13

Sometimes when I'm laughing just after I've taken a sip of something (which I do NOT enjoy) I seriously have to plug my ears and close my eyes, or I can't swallow. I've made some of my friends do spit-takes, definitely. It's a common occurrence in real life for those who are unbearably hilarious, or who know someone who is.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: Surgoshan on 24 Sep 2008, 18:59

I almost made a girl do a spit take tonight.  Almost.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: Inert on 28 Sep 2008, 17:08

On numerous occasions, my classic line of spffft WHAT!? Will never get old.

My first time was the best though, I spit a mouthful of arizona about 8 feet onto a car.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: Surgoshan on 28 Sep 2008, 17:32

That's impressive, given how dry and deserty the state of Arizona is.  I can't get a mouthful of wet dirt to go more than three feet.


Yes, I know, Arizona Ice Tea.  Hush.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: LucyStag on 29 Sep 2008, 08:42

I have done many an almost spit take, and my friends enjoy attempting to get me to do a good one. The only true one that comes to mind is after my cousin and I were threatened by a bull in Montana, and we were sitting down (past the cattle guard, phew!) drinking water. He said something really dumb, probably innuendo, and I just spit water all over the path.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: maddness on 02 Oct 2008, 11:50

Quote from: Surgoshan on 24 Sep 2008, 18:59

I almost made a girl do a spit take tonight.  Almost.

Sir, that sounds rather personal.

Title: Re: Declaration
Post by: Surgoshan on 02 Oct 2008, 17:27

*snrk*

Good thing I wasn't drinking.  I really didn't see that interpretation.