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Title: Hardcore-ifying fun, but old and archaic games and other media.
Post by: satsugaikaze on 24 Sep 2008, 15:26: Basically as fanchildren we tell people what sorts of games we'd like to see hardcore-ified into whatever category you want. Warning: fanchildishness may be found here. You have been warned.

eg.

I'd like to see the first few original Contra remade into a 3rd person shooter on the X360 and PS3. *explains*
I'd like to see the Japanese Iron Chef series made into a hardcore cooking battle-type thing complete with dodgy english dubs for the Wii and DS. *explains*

Fire away! =D
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Post by: Melodic on 24 Sep 2008, 15:48: Tetris hardcore-ified into Children Of Men.
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Post by: öde on 25 Sep 2008, 05:55: Pikmin hardcore-ified into Apocalypse Now.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 25 Sep 2008, 07:19: Pokemon hardcore-ified into Michael Vick's dogfighting circuit.
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Post by: Ozymandias on 25 Sep 2008, 09:32: Cooking Mama hardcore-ifed into a Dio video.
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Post by: Emaline on 25 Sep 2008, 12:15: That last one made me lol.
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Post by: benji on 25 Sep 2008, 13:16: I don't think I understand. To be considered hardcore, does it need to graphically depict penetration?
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Post by: est on 25 Sep 2008, 16:08: I think you're thinking of Screamo.
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Post by: Melodic on 25 Sep 2008, 19:06: Ooh, ooh. Half-Life 2 hardcore-ified into Mythbusters.
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Post by: MusicScribbles on 26 Sep 2008, 12:15: Portal hardcorified into Sliders, and it is great to be back.
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Post by: carrotosaurus on 26 Sep 2008, 12:25: Best idea ever.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 26 Sep 2008, 12:57: Ooh! Ooh! Super Mario Bros. hardcore-ified into a Ron Jeremy flick.

Oh yeah... it's been done.

A cross between Duck Hunt and Legend of Zelda, primarily involving Navi from Ocarina of Time.
"Hey!" "Listen!"
BLAM!

You know you want it.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 26 Sep 2008, 16:30: Only if I can shoot that goddamn dog.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 27 Sep 2008, 03:55: Only if I can shoot Navi.
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Post by: Cartilage Head on 27 Sep 2008, 04:00: That was the joke.
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Post by: Melodic on 27 Sep 2008, 11:45: Man you guys, that was heck of obvious.
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Post by: JD on 30 Sep 2008, 18:24: Diddy Kong racing hardcore-ified into into Death Race
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 01 Oct 2008, 01:47: Crash Team Racing hard-core-ified into...

Wait, we can't do that. It's already hardcore.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Oct 2008, 05:26: Hardcoreifying this thread into something that makes a lick of sense
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 01 Oct 2008, 05:41: It makes sense to me; you take either games that suck, or games that are good, yet tame, and turn it up to 11.

Like remaking Barbie Horse Adventures into MurderPolo.
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Post by: Melodic on 01 Oct 2008, 09:37: I think this thread is better without making sense.

Ice Climbers hardcore-ified into Crank.
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 01 Oct 2008, 21:08: ^ I like that idea.

Oh, imagine the violence.
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Post by: öde on 03 Oct 2008, 03:32: Contra hardcore-ified into... uh.
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Post by: Melodic on 03 Oct 2008, 15:44: Death Race 2000.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 04 Oct 2008, 10:31: Hardcorifying horse dicks into whale dicks
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Post by: satsugaikaze on 05 Oct 2008, 05:48: You could at least limit the sickery to the video games. <__<
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Post by: Dimmukane on 05 Oct 2008, 07:49: He's allowed to make drunk posts if he wants.
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Post by: DonInKansas on 05 Oct 2008, 08:26: Mario Kart hardcoreified into Twisted Metal.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 05 Oct 2008, 09:46: Quote from: Dimmukane on 05 Oct 2008, 07:49
He's allowed to make drunk posts if he wants.

I was perfectly sober when I made that post fuck you
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Post by: Storm Rider on 05 Oct 2008, 11:53: This thread sucks.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 06 Oct 2008, 12:50: This is weird. Normally, some of the best threads start out sucky, then someone makes some odd tangenital non-sequitor, and it shoots up to awesome. That's JUST NOT HAPPENING here!

We need someone to hardcore-ify this thread.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 06 Oct 2008, 12:57: I'm fucking trying
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 06 Oct 2008, 13:05: Dude the Mario Kart hard-corified into Twisted Metal was not bad. Everyone remember that game? When Twisted Metal: Black came out I thought my world had ended and I was doomed to the abyss of a dark room while killing people with an ice-cream truck. Now, if you could hard-corify twisted metal into a game that would sell on today's markets, that would be something I think I could suck the next seven dicks I see for.
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Post by: Melodic on 06 Oct 2008, 17:08: Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 06 Oct 2008, 12:50
This is weird. Normally, some of the best threads start out sucky, then someone makes some odd tangenital non-sequitor, and it shoots up to awesome. That's JUST NOT HAPPENING here!

We need someone to hardcore-ify this thread.

Sorry dude, I let loose the non-sequitor too early. Like, second post.
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Post by: est on 06 Oct 2008, 18:01: Dig-Dug hardcore-ified into your mom
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Post by: Melodic on 06 Oct 2008, 19:10: Pac-Man hardcore-ified into abstinence-only sex-education.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Oct 2008, 03:31: Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 06 Oct 2008, 13:05
Dude the Mario Kart hard-corified into Twisted Metal was not bad. Everyone remember that game? When Twisted Metal: Black came out I thought my world had ended and I was doomed to the abyss of a dark room while killing people with an ice-cream truck. Now, if you could hard-corify twisted metal into a game that would sell on today's markets, that would be something I think I could suck the next seven dicks I see for.
My favorite thing about Twisted Metal: Black was the credits music, Paint it Black. I love that song.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 07 Oct 2008, 06:14: If that's the best thing you liked about the game.... like, couldn't you just listen to it elsewhere in a better quality/more complete version?
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Post by: snalin on 07 Oct 2008, 06:17: traffic education hardcore-ified into Midtown Madness.

^^
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Oct 2008, 12:49: Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 07 Oct 2008, 06:14
If that's the best thing you liked about the game.... like, couldn't you just listen to it elsewhere in a better quality/more complete version?
That's why I'm glad I only rented it. Seriously, it's a fighting game in cars.
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 07 Oct 2008, 15:23: exactly. it was a fighting game in cars. That's fuckin' awesome. rev the engine, then shoot a missile at a guy riding a motorcycle who's got a skull for a head.
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Post by: Stryc9Fuego on 07 Oct 2008, 17:54: I just think it would have been better if it were like a racing game with missiles.

Then again, I enjoyed Wipeout.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 07 Oct 2008, 18:21: So Rock N' Roll Racing? Cause that game was amazing.

Twisted Metal on the other hand I thought was total shit gameplay wise.