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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: billiumbean on 06 Oct 2008, 02:13
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If any song were to be totally personified into the gender of your choosing, which would you get down and dirty with?
Personally, I'm basically for having sex with I Only Said by My Bloody Valentine, because IT'S NOT LIKE HAVING SEX WITH TREE SAP OR ANYTHING, KAY.
Seriously, though, I Only Said is a SILF if I ever heard one.
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Listening to Will Oldham makes me want to have sex with paunchy balding middle aged men.
What song? Every song.
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Miracle Mile by Silkworm
It just seems right...
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'The World Is Filled' by Notorious BIG always makes me immediately think 'must... fuck... someone...'
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I would fuck anything by Daft Punk, definitely.
At first I thought this was a "songs to have sex to" topic. I had an answer all ready.
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Listening to Will Oldham makes me want to have sex with paunchy balding middle aged men.
What song? Every song.
Except for that one song that makes you want to fuck a mountain, presumably.
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Miracle Mile by Silkworm
It just seems right...
I am almost certainly the most batshit insane SKWM fanatic on a forum full of them but this is utterly baffling to me.
I can only assume sex with you is akin to being trapped in a van with four men and a woman for months on end.
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So wait... Are you... are you saying that it's possible that I can have sex with people without locking them in a van?
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Sex Bomb
Seven minutes of repetitive movement with no real conclusion.
Sounds about right.
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something about feelings...maybe some crying in it
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Edit: Nevermind, I realized my post was stupid.
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any song from Brokencyde.
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Anything by Okkervil River. That might be because I would do Will Sheff so hard if I got the chance.
But whatever.
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MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK
BEZERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK
BEZERKER
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Pelican.
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Pictures of You - The Cure
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I would have sex with "Peace, Brothers and Sisters!" by Colour Haze.
Also, "Powdered Wig Machine" from Desert Sessions 9 & 10, "Green Sky Green Lake" by Dead Meadow, "Star Shpongled Banner" by Shpongle, "Capsized" by Kyuss, "Tudor Moon" by Moccasin, "Spiders and Vinegaroons" by Queens of the Stone Age, and "Hit the City" by Mark Lanegan.
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Blood Swamp by Sunn O))) & Boris.
A genuinely arousing song my friends.
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Boards of Canada- Roygbiv
Polvo- Virtual Cold
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Oh man, yes to My Bloody Valentine.
Also, Dayvan Cowboy by Boards of Canada.
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The important question is what song would you give/recive furious dickings to?
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It all depends on what kind of sexin' you're talking about. Rough? Tender? Fast? Slow?
Crucial differentiations!
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Bob Dylan - Lay Lady Lay
MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK
BEZERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK
BEZERKER
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK
BEZERKER
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
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Man I would sex this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) so good
I now need new pants. And it's laundry day. So damn you. Damn. You.
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Sexy Results by Death From Above 1979
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Miracle Mile by Silkworm
It just seems right...
I am almost certainly the most batshit insane SKWM fanatic on a forum full of them but this is utterly baffling to me.
I can only assume sex with you is akin to being trapped in a van with four men and a woman for months on end.
Yes actually, I take pride in my confined space skills.
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I would probably fuck "Tick" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Lucretia My Reflection" by Sisters of Mercy, and if I'm feeling a tad kinky, "Fists of Love" - Big Black.
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Guys, furious dicking songs.
Like this one. (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2337/1205437477756lt9.png)
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Bandwitch by Broken Social Scene is extremely erotic to me!
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I wanna rock your body (til the break of dawn)
WIDELY WIDELY WIDELY WIDELY WIDLEY WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Man I would sex this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) so good
I now need new pants. And it's laundry day. So damn you. Damn. You.
Man! Even though that is officially my new favourite song, I don't think there's a big chance that my boner would survive such awesomeness.. Especially not the line:
"Jesus lets me waste my time by writing silly songs"
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Yes to my bloody valentine, Come In Alone would be brilliant, but I'd fuck the whole of takk.
Man! Even though that is officially my new favourite song, I don't think there's a big chance that my boner would survive such awesomeness.. Especially not the line:
"Jesus lets me waste my time by writing silly songs"
I just want him to leave my flat.
Edit: Banana Fish or Rock Society by Shonen Knife would be fun though.
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Man I would sex this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) so good
holy shit my editor was showing me this song a few hours ago
internet and life collide
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oh man the guitarist is totally rockin' the ted leo moves
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Oh my goodness he totally is.
Also that video is frightening. So, so frightening.
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The backup singer with the glasses is a stone fox.
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Anyway!
I would have sex with the Bee Hives version of "Lover's Spit".
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He taught me how to pray, and how to save my soul. He taught me how to praise my God and still play rock n roll! (http://www.box.net/shared/hbuqp8lfkv)
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Of course Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On ;)
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I'd fuck Winters Love by Animal Collective.
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Now that I think about it, the most fuckable songs are probably all by the Silver Jews. Maybe "Random Rules". It'd be slow and sweet and a little bit sad at the same time and romantic and it'd probably want to hug me afterwards.
Oh shit, Dave Berman, I think your sexy sweet music is emasculating me! And I think I love it.
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Almost anything by Broken Social Scene; maybe "Hotel" in particular.
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That new El Guincho record. Pretty much all of it.
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"Love" by Colour Haze. That song is sex.
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anything by LSD and the Search for God
and anything by Sigur Ros...(I mean COME ON!!!!!)
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I was going to say Lover's Spit by BSS, but that just sounds so.. odd, and sort of gooey.
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I was actually thinking that song. Except the version off of Bee Hives, where it's just Feist singing.
Also, if the song "You Are" by Built to Spill were a woman, I would fuck her six ways 'til Sunday.
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Pff oops I read the thread wrong. I failed the thread :|
Now that I read the damn thing, I'd do "Date with the Night" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
Hell, the whole Fever to Tell album.
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Mogwai albums are basically long audio orgasms.
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I would make slow, gentle, passionate love to Saeglopur right after I finished having a rough, whiskey-soaked, one night stand fuck with the entirety of Only By The Night by Kings of Leon (except for 17).
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I would basically get as dirty as is thermodynamically possible with "Appetite (For Lightin' Dynamite)" by Citizen Cope.
On this topic, I would probably hate-bone every song by Paramore, because although I can see why it's bad music, I want to get groovy with it on the regular.
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If I felt like foreplay, probably anything by GSYBE (e.g. Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven... the entire album)
For Some reason Sleater-Kinney seems like a fun f*. Perhaps something like The Wilderness. If i'm in a dirtier mood that is.
Regular fun: King of Carrot Flowers Pt 2. & 3 (Neutral Milk Hotel).
Lions and Tigers (Asobi Seksu) - I figure it would be cute and innocent. I would defile it with vigor.
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Mogwai albums are basically long audio orgasms.
It would probably tingle, like having sex with a back massager for a couple hours.
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Yeah, they're not inducive to fucking.
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But which Mogwai song?
Mogwai Fear Satan would be epic sexings.
Also, Wrong Time Capsule by Deerhoof.
Also, It's Too Bad... by SKWM.
Tommy, choose yourself a SKWM song. I want your sexings reasonings. Are you a wet firecracker or a tarnished angel?
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I would have sex with (Nirvana's) Been a Son. It would be a tender, sympathetic dicking.
And The New Pornographers' Mystery Hours too.
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I will marry anyone that wants to bone to Boris - Heavy Rock
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Ladytron, Burning Up
It would be transcendent.
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I mentioned "Spiders and Vinegaroons" already but I'd probably have sex with most of the Queens of the Stone Age discography.
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Merzbow - Music For Bondage Performance, Vol. I
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2 Towers by Lightning Bolt
The same thing over and over but still is awesome
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The same thing over and over but still is awesome
hehehe.
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So as not to wake the other person up?
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/snap.png)
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I ought to be comfortable enough in my sexuality to say I would absolutely bang the B-52s debut album. It would be weird and awesome. Kinda kitschy.
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Boris' cover of "Flower, Sun, Rain." Slow and sensual, with a distinct climax.
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Wait is it to have sex with or to?
Because to have sex too? Probably something by Arcade Fire
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I believe the topic is about songs you would copulate with.
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Then I remain with my original answer, Miracle Mile by Silkworm... Or maybe something by The Hold Steady
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I will marry anyone that wants to bone to Boris - Heavy Rock
Produce the ring, man.
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Oh man, hellooooo double-entendre.
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He is Legend- I am Hollywood.
Although I am not a big fan of the band, I'd totally DO WORK with it. haha
A lot of noise, yelling, threats topped off with pure arrogance... I vote fuck yeah, when we hangin out. haha
Yes, I understand that my last statements have rendered me to sound slightly masochistic.
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The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band
that or
Worried Down With The Blues by Gov't Mule (derek trucks makes me shudder in good ways)
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Come to think of it, all of the Yellow Swans latest affair would be brilliant to fornicate with, Long, flowing, and likely chemically altered.
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I would have sex with this one
http://www.kineda.com/idols/song_hye_kyo/song_hye_kyo9.jpg (http://www.kineda.com/idols/song_hye_kyo/song_hye_kyo9.jpg)
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"Here In My Room"- Incubus
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=D
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The Samples' "Nature of the Beast"
The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band
Good choice, but a SILF from DMB would be (for me at least) a live version of "Drive In Drive Out"
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The Samples' "Nature of the Beast"
The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band
Good choice, but a SILF from DMB would be (for me at least) a live version of "Drive In Drive Out"
No. It's either "Too Much" or you're boning a glass of water for all I care.
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"Black History Month" by DFA1979 would be something like that one girl in my grade 9 social studies class. I would also sleep with "Who Were You Thinkin' Of" by the Texas Tornados. I would thrust to the quarter notes played on Flaco's accordion.
Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" is like the MILF you always run into at the movie rental shop. You don't want to admit it, but you have daily fantasies of tying her to your four-poster and giving her your pelvic jackhammer.
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lol 4 poster u think ur harry potter
Also, as a late late response the Mogwai discussion, I have to be specific and say that I would do Stanley Kubrick.
THE SONG.
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Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" is like the MILF you always run into at the movie rental shop. You don't want to admit it, but you have daily fantasies of tying her to your four-poster and giving her your pelvic jackhammer.
That image is pure brilliant.
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Super-Sonic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86OILoMkUWA) by The Brian Jonestown Massacre would probably be like passionate, completely unexpected lovemaking with the intense, charismatic, crazy drugged up hippie girl you see around occasionally.
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Everyone Else Has Had More Sexy Than Me - TISM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE)
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Lounge Act - Nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj0KeBxLy9Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj0KeBxLy9Y&feature=related)
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Dream Theater - A Change of Seasons. I like me some love making with varied moods...and that central guitar solo gives me huge shivers every time I hear it.
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I used to always say that if it was possible to fuck a voice I would fuck Kathleen Hanna's (le tigre) voice on "the the empty"
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I would make sweet, tender, passionate love to Ghost Love Score by Nightwish.
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I would fuck Free Bird.
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I would fuck Free Bird.
I don't know if that very very long "solo" would cut it for you...
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HAHAHA yes guys, keep bringing on the bad musical sex puns.
The progression of Tommy, Harry, and Liz's responses had me laughing insanely. Especially the pictorial representation of "OH. SNAP."
As for a SILF...
Oceansize: Music for a Nurse (kind of sentimental like)
Ratatat: Seventeen Years (I'd tap that)
The Faint: I disappear/Take me to the Hospital (and any STDs that accompany screwing The Faint)
Anything with Porcupine Tree ("Buying New Soul"!!!!), long solos, and guitar wailing... er, wanking.
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HAHAHA yes guys, keep bringing on the bad musical sex puns.
Head-banger = Someone giving a blow job
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If I could do the dirty with Boris & Michio Kurihara - Sweet No 1...
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you might get AIDS
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"Paradise City" would be like fucking a slightly trashy yet very hot Southern girl with a gap between the front teeth.
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Johnny Walker - wouldn't know whether to brag about it or not until the next morning, and would further likely need a blood test, but it would be a damn good time.
Nuclear Man - would be like a viagra-fueled foursome with a blonde, brunnette, red-head, and an asian girl while watching The Simpsons episode where Homer turns a toaster into a time machine. Possibility of injury: Moderate. Recommend pre-game stretch and warm up.
Missed the Boat - I envision this as walking in expecting a massage and instead finding you've paid for a GFE.
Peaches En Regalia - she would wear you out then inspire you again then wear you out again then inspire you again... and again...
Florentine Pogen - some rich guy's wife out looking for real action.
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you might get AIDS
It would totally be worth the risk.
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The entire Aladdin Sane album. Though if I had to choose one song it would be Time.
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I wonder what would happen if I banged a Tim Kinsella song.
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Rush- 2112 Overture
mmm drum solos