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Title: Which songs would you have sex with?
Post by: billiumbean on 06 Oct 2008, 02:13
If any song were to be totally personified into the gender of your choosing, which would you get down and dirty with?

Personally, I'm basically for having sex with I Only Said by My Bloody Valentine, because IT'S NOT LIKE HAVING SEX WITH TREE SAP OR ANYTHING, KAY. 

Seriously, though, I Only Said is a SILF if I ever heard one.
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Post by: CamusCanDo on 06 Oct 2008, 03:20
Listening to Will Oldham makes me want to have sex with paunchy balding middle aged men.

What song? Every song.
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Post by: DarkAvenger on 06 Oct 2008, 03:24
Miracle Mile by Silkworm

It just seems right...
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Oct 2008, 03:34
'The World Is Filled' by Notorious BIG always makes me immediately think 'must... fuck... someone...'
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Post by: Andrew Fleming on 06 Oct 2008, 04:56
I would fuck anything by Daft Punk, definitely.
At first I thought this was a "songs to have sex to" topic. I had an answer all ready.
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Post by: Inlander on 06 Oct 2008, 06:47
Listening to Will Oldham makes me want to have sex with paunchy balding middle aged men.

What song? Every song.

Except for that one song that makes you want to fuck a mountain, presumably.
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Post by: Ptommydski on 06 Oct 2008, 07:53
Miracle Mile by Silkworm

It just seems right...

I am almost certainly the most batshit insane SKWM fanatic on a forum full of them but this is utterly baffling to me.

I can only assume sex with you is akin to being trapped in a van with four men and a woman for months on end.
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Post by: michaelicious on 06 Oct 2008, 09:34
So wait... Are you... are you saying that it's possible that I can have sex with people without locking them in a van?
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Post by: IronOxide on 06 Oct 2008, 09:43
Sex Bomb

Seven minutes of repetitive movement with no real conclusion.

Sounds about right.
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Post by: johnny5 on 06 Oct 2008, 10:07
something about feelings...maybe some crying in it

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Post by: Metope on 06 Oct 2008, 10:25
Edit: Nevermind, I realized my post was stupid.
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Post by: LittleKey on 06 Oct 2008, 10:34
any song from Brokencyde.
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Post by: Liz on 06 Oct 2008, 10:43
Anything by Okkervil River. That might be because I would do Will Sheff so hard if I got the chance.

But whatever.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 06 Oct 2008, 10:50
MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK

BEZERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK

BEZERKER
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Post by: pinkpiche on 06 Oct 2008, 11:13
Pelican.
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Post by: Touch Me Im Sick on 06 Oct 2008, 11:42
Pictures of You - The Cure
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 06 Oct 2008, 13:32
I would have sex with "Peace, Brothers and Sisters!" by Colour Haze.

Also, "Powdered Wig Machine" from Desert Sessions 9 & 10, "Green Sky Green Lake" by Dead Meadow, "Star Shpongled Banner" by Shpongle, "Capsized" by Kyuss, "Tudor Moon" by Moccasin, "Spiders and Vinegaroons" by Queens of the Stone Age, and "Hit the City" by Mark Lanegan.
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Post by: Broken_Drum on 06 Oct 2008, 13:35
Blood Swamp by Sunn O))) & Boris.

A genuinely arousing song my friends.
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Post by: Christophe on 06 Oct 2008, 14:14
Boards of Canada- Roygbiv
Polvo- Virtual Cold
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Post by: ashashash on 06 Oct 2008, 15:03
Oh man, yes to My Bloody Valentine.

Also, Dayvan Cowboy by Boards of Canada.
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Post by: sean on 06 Oct 2008, 15:09
The important question is what song would you give/recive furious dickings to?
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Post by: RedLion on 06 Oct 2008, 15:41
It all depends on what kind of sexin' you're talking about. Rough? Tender? Fast? Slow?

Crucial differentiations!
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 06 Oct 2008, 15:51
Bob Dylan - Lay Lady Lay

MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK

BEZERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY COCK

BEZERKER

MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A TRUCK

BEZERKER

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK
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Post by: billiumbean on 06 Oct 2008, 16:49
Man I would sex this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) so good
I now need new pants.  And it's laundry day.  So damn you.  Damn.  You.
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Post by: Be My Head on 06 Oct 2008, 17:10
Sexy Results by Death From Above 1979
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Post by: DarkAvenger on 06 Oct 2008, 17:29
Miracle Mile by Silkworm

It just seems right...

I am almost certainly the most batshit insane SKWM fanatic on a forum full of them but this is utterly baffling to me.

I can only assume sex with you is akin to being trapped in a van with four men and a woman for months on end.

Yes actually, I take pride in my confined space skills.
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Post by: De_El on 06 Oct 2008, 17:34
I would probably fuck "Tick" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs, "Lucretia My Reflection" by Sisters of Mercy, and if I'm feeling a tad kinky, "Fists of Love" - Big Black.
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Post by: sean on 06 Oct 2008, 18:55
Guys, furious dicking songs.

Like this one. (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/2337/1205437477756lt9.png)

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Post by: Staralfur on 06 Oct 2008, 19:26
Bandwitch by Broken Social Scene is extremely erotic to me!
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Post by: viper565 on 06 Oct 2008, 21:00
I wanna rock your body (til the break of dawn)

WIDELY WIDELY WIDELY WIDELY WIDLEY WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Post by: pinkpiche on 06 Oct 2008, 22:08
Man I would sex this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) so good
I now need new pants.  And it's laundry day.  So damn you.  Damn.  You.

Man! Even though that is officially my new favourite song, I don't think there's a big chance that my boner would survive such awesomeness.. Especially not the line:
"Jesus lets me waste my time by writing silly songs"
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Post by: Fishboy on 06 Oct 2008, 22:28
Yes to my bloody valentine, Come In Alone would be brilliant, but I'd fuck the whole of takk.

Man! Even though that is officially my new favourite song, I don't think there's a big chance that my boner would survive such awesomeness.. Especially not the line:
"Jesus lets me waste my time by writing silly songs"

I just want him to leave my flat.

Edit: Banana Fish or Rock Society by Shonen Knife would be fun though.
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Post by: Johnny C on 06 Oct 2008, 23:01
Man I would sex this song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8) so good

holy shit my editor was showing me this song a few hours ago

internet and life collide
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Post by: Johnny C on 06 Oct 2008, 23:02
oh man the guitarist is totally rockin' the ted leo moves
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Post by: Liz on 06 Oct 2008, 23:07
Oh my goodness he totally is.

Also that video is frightening. So, so frightening.
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Post by: michaelicious on 06 Oct 2008, 23:19
The backup singer with the glasses is a stone fox.
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Post by: squawk on 06 Oct 2008, 23:35
Anyway!

I would have sex with the Bee Hives version of "Lover's Spit".
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Post by: michaelicious on 06 Oct 2008, 23:47
He taught me how to pray, and how to save my soul. He taught me how to praise my God and still play rock n roll! (http://www.box.net/shared/hbuqp8lfkv)
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Post by: Vouk on 06 Oct 2008, 23:58
Of course Marvin Gaye - Let's Get It On ;)
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Post by: Carlyism on 07 Oct 2008, 01:44
I'd fuck Winters Love by Animal Collective.
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Post by: Inlander on 07 Oct 2008, 04:32
Now that I think about it, the most fuckable songs are probably all by the Silver Jews. Maybe "Random Rules". It'd be slow and sweet and a little bit sad at the same time and romantic and it'd probably want to hug me afterwards.

Oh shit, Dave Berman, I think your sexy sweet music is emasculating me! And I think I love it.
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Post by: Tehz on 07 Oct 2008, 17:17
Almost anything by Broken Social Scene; maybe "Hotel" in particular.
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 07 Oct 2008, 17:19
That new El Guincho record.  Pretty much all of it.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 07 Oct 2008, 18:03
"Love" by Colour Haze.  That song is sex.
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Post by: kraemandrummer on 07 Oct 2008, 18:29
anything by LSD and the Search for God

and anything by Sigur Ros...(I mean COME ON!!!!!)
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Post by: Beren on 07 Oct 2008, 20:56
I was going to say Lover's Spit by BSS, but that just sounds so.. odd, and sort of gooey.
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Post by: imapiratearg on 07 Oct 2008, 21:05
I was actually thinking that song.  Except the version off of Bee Hives, where it's just Feist singing.

Also, if the song "You Are" by Built to Spill were a woman, I would fuck her six ways 'til Sunday.
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Post by: Touch Me Im Sick on 07 Oct 2008, 21:12
Pff oops I read the thread wrong. I failed the thread :|

Now that I read the damn thing, I'd do "Date with the Night" by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Hell, the whole Fever to Tell album.
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Post by: öde on 08 Oct 2008, 07:30
Mogwai albums are basically long audio orgasms.
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Post by: mikey_rocks on 08 Oct 2008, 12:14
I would make slow, gentle, passionate love to Saeglopur right after I finished having a rough, whiskey-soaked, one night stand fuck with the entirety of Only By The Night by Kings of Leon (except for 17).
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Post by: Clintaga on 08 Oct 2008, 19:53
I would basically get as dirty as is thermodynamically possible with "Appetite (For Lightin' Dynamite)" by Citizen Cope.

On this topic, I would probably hate-bone every song by Paramore, because although I can see why it's bad music, I want to get groovy with it on the regular.
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Post by: gospel on 09 Oct 2008, 09:14
If I felt like foreplay, probably anything by GSYBE (e.g. Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven... the entire album)

For Some reason Sleater-Kinney seems like a fun f*. Perhaps something like The Wilderness. If i'm in a dirtier mood that is.

Regular fun: King of Carrot Flowers Pt 2. & 3 (Neutral Milk Hotel).

Lions and Tigers (Asobi Seksu) - I figure it would be cute and innocent. I would defile it with vigor.
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Post by: billiumbean on 11 Oct 2008, 04:45
Mogwai albums are basically long audio orgasms.
It would probably tingle, like having sex with a back massager for a couple hours.
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Post by: Dimmukane on 11 Oct 2008, 07:43
Yeah, they're not inducive to fucking.
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Post by: MusicScribbles on 11 Oct 2008, 10:20
But which Mogwai song?
Mogwai Fear Satan would be epic sexings.
Also, Wrong Time Capsule by Deerhoof.
Also, It's Too Bad... by SKWM.
Tommy, choose yourself a SKWM song. I want your sexings reasonings. Are you a wet firecracker or a tarnished angel?
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Oct 2008, 10:28
I would have sex with (Nirvana's) Been a Son. It would be a tender, sympathetic dicking.

And The New Pornographers' Mystery Hours too.
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Post by: öde on 11 Oct 2008, 11:24
I will marry anyone that wants to bone to Boris - Heavy Rock
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Post by: Alex C on 11 Oct 2008, 11:33
Ladytron, Burning Up

It would be transcendent.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 11 Oct 2008, 16:34
I mentioned "Spiders and Vinegaroons" already but I'd probably have sex with most of the Queens of the Stone Age discography.
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Post by: Kai on 11 Oct 2008, 17:42
Merzbow - Music For Bondage Performance, Vol. I
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Post by: Touch Me Im Sick on 11 Oct 2008, 18:07
2 Towers by Lightning Bolt


The same thing over and over but still is awesome
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 11 Oct 2008, 18:09
The same thing over and over but still is awesome

hehehe.
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Post by: Inlander on 12 Oct 2008, 05:45
So as not to wake the other person up?
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Post by: Liz on 12 Oct 2008, 11:09
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/jhocking/snap.png)
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Post by: Christophe on 12 Oct 2008, 11:29
I ought to be comfortable enough in my sexuality to say I would absolutely bang the B-52s debut album. It would be weird and awesome. Kinda kitschy.
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Post by: De_El on 12 Oct 2008, 13:05
Boris' cover of "Flower, Sun, Rain." Slow and sensual, with a distinct climax.
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Post by: DarkAvenger on 12 Oct 2008, 23:13
Wait is it to have sex with or to?

Because to have sex too? Probably something by Arcade Fire
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Post by: Christophe on 12 Oct 2008, 23:17
I believe the topic is about songs you would copulate with.
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Post by: DarkAvenger on 12 Oct 2008, 23:22
Then I remain with my original answer, Miracle Mile by Silkworm... Or maybe something by The Hold Steady
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Post by: David_Dovey on 13 Oct 2008, 00:01
I will marry anyone that wants to bone to Boris - Heavy Rock

Produce the ring, man.
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Post by: Inlander on 13 Oct 2008, 06:52
Oh man, hellooooo double-entendre.
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Post by: Trashole on 13 Oct 2008, 12:52
He is Legend- I am Hollywood.

Although I am not a big fan of the band, I'd totally DO WORK with it. haha
A lot of noise, yelling, threats topped off with pure arrogance... I vote fuck yeah, when we hangin out. haha

Yes, I understand that my last statements have rendered me to sound slightly masochistic.
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Post by: VanHorneDog on 14 Oct 2008, 00:53
The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band

that or

Worried Down With The Blues by Gov't Mule (derek trucks makes me shudder in good ways)
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Post by: Fishboy on 14 Oct 2008, 03:58
Come to think of it, all of the Yellow Swans latest affair would be brilliant to fornicate with, Long, flowing, and likely chemically altered.
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Post by: mfpole on 17 Oct 2008, 15:24
I would have sex with this one
http://www.kineda.com/idols/song_hye_kyo/song_hye_kyo9.jpg (http://www.kineda.com/idols/song_hye_kyo/song_hye_kyo9.jpg)

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Post by: MrBlu on 17 Oct 2008, 21:46
"Here In My Room"- Incubus

...

=D
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Post by: BrilliantEraser on 18 Oct 2008, 11:35
The Samples' "Nature of the Beast"


The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band

Good choice, but a SILF from DMB would be (for me at least) a live version of "Drive In Drive Out"
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Post by: billiumbean on 27 Oct 2008, 01:01
The Samples' "Nature of the Beast"


The Dreaming Tree by Dave Matthews Band

Good choice, but a SILF from DMB would be (for me at least) a live version of "Drive In Drive Out"
No.  It's either "Too Much" or you're boning a glass of water for all I care.
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Post by: Patrick on 28 Oct 2008, 03:55
"Black History Month" by DFA1979 would be something like that one girl in my grade 9 social studies class. I would also sleep with "Who Were You Thinkin' Of" by the Texas Tornados. I would thrust to the quarter notes played on Flaco's accordion.

Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" is like the MILF you always run into at the movie rental shop. You don't want to admit it, but you have daily fantasies of tying her to your four-poster and giving her your pelvic jackhammer.
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Post by: billiumbean on 04 Nov 2008, 22:50
lol 4 poster u think ur harry potter

Also, as a late late response the Mogwai discussion, I have to be specific and say that I would do Stanley Kubrick.

THE SONG.
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Post by: baroquebleakbrutal on 05 Nov 2008, 14:20
Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" is like the MILF you always run into at the movie rental shop. You don't want to admit it, but you have daily fantasies of tying her to your four-poster and giving her your pelvic jackhammer.

That image is pure brilliant.
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Post by: Ballard on 05 Nov 2008, 14:51
Super-Sonic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86OILoMkUWA) by The Brian Jonestown Massacre would probably be like passionate, completely unexpected lovemaking with the intense, charismatic, crazy drugged up hippie girl you see around occasionally.
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Post by: Caspain on 06 Nov 2008, 04:15
Everyone Else Has Had More Sexy Than Me - TISM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE)

OR

Lounge Act - Nirvana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj0KeBxLy9Y&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj0KeBxLy9Y&feature=related)

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Post by: baroquebleakbrutal on 10 Nov 2008, 11:44
Dream Theater - A Change of Seasons.  I like me some love making with varied moods...and that central guitar solo gives me huge shivers every time I hear it.
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Post by: Fluxuation on 10 Nov 2008, 12:46
I used to always say that if it was possible to fuck a voice I would fuck Kathleen Hanna's (le tigre) voice on "the the empty"
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Post by: Dazed on 14 Nov 2008, 17:36
I would make sweet, tender, passionate love to Ghost Love Score by Nightwish.
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Post by: Vendetagainst on 15 Nov 2008, 19:22
I would fuck Free Bird.
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Post by: billiumbean on 15 Nov 2008, 23:56
I would fuck Free Bird.
I don't know if that very very long "solo" would cut it for you...
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Post by: Lise on 16 Nov 2008, 01:43
HAHAHA yes guys, keep bringing on the bad musical sex puns.

The progression of Tommy, Harry, and Liz's responses had me laughing insanely. Especially the pictorial representation of "OH. SNAP."

As for a SILF...

Oceansize: Music for a Nurse (kind of sentimental like)
Ratatat: Seventeen Years (I'd tap that)
The Faint: I disappear/Take me to the Hospital (and any STDs that accompany screwing The Faint)

Anything with Porcupine Tree ("Buying New Soul"!!!!), long solos, and guitar wailing... er, wanking.
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Post by: billiumbean on 17 Nov 2008, 21:51
HAHAHA yes guys, keep bringing on the bad musical sex puns.
Head-banger = Someone giving a blow job
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Post by: Calaveth on 18 Nov 2008, 06:50
If I could do the dirty with Boris & Michio Kurihara - Sweet No 1... 
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Post by: KickThatBathProf on 18 Nov 2008, 09:45
you might get AIDS
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Post by: evernew on 18 Nov 2008, 13:27
"Paradise City" would be like fucking a slightly trashy yet very hot Southern girl with a gap between the front teeth.
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Post by: Funk Thompson on 18 Nov 2008, 13:55
Johnny Walker - wouldn't know whether to brag about it or not until the next morning, and would further likely need a blood test, but it would be a damn good time.

Nuclear Man - would be like a viagra-fueled foursome with a blonde, brunnette, red-head, and an asian girl while watching The Simpsons episode where Homer turns a toaster into a time machine.  Possibility of injury:  Moderate.  Recommend pre-game stretch and warm up.

Missed the Boat - I envision this as walking in expecting a massage and instead finding you've paid for a GFE.

Peaches En Regalia - she would wear you out then inspire you again then wear you out again then inspire you again...  and again...

Florentine Pogen - some rich guy's wife out looking for real action.
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Post by: Calaveth on 19 Nov 2008, 01:22
you might get AIDS

It would totally be worth the risk.
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Post by: CecilHelden on 19 Nov 2008, 13:44
The entire Aladdin Sane album. Though if I had to choose one song it would be Time.
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Post by: Christophe on 19 Nov 2008, 19:34
I wonder what would happen if I banged a Tim Kinsella song.
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Post by: andtakingnames on 21 Nov 2008, 09:55
Rush- 2112 Overture 

mmm drum solos