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Fun Stuff => ENJOY => Topic started by: Brian Erickson on 14 Oct 2008, 15:09
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Surely there's other Kevin Smith fans in the house.
So far this movie has been almost universally praised by critics (if that kind of thing means anything to you) and it even has guys like Rogert Ebert predicting it's going to be a hit.
If there's anyone that deserves one of those 100 million dollar plus comedy hits, it's the guy that created the audience for movies like Superbad and Knocked Up.
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Kevin Smith is a genius. I honestly can't wait to see this movie.
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I think that Seth Rogen is funny, but that he's been in too many movies lately. We need a break so that we don't get tired of him.
Also, I will watch anything that Kevin Smith does, even if it's shit. (Looking at you, Mallrats)
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I watched Jay and Silent Bob the other day, and when I finished I felt like someone had snuck into my room and stolen my brain and replaced it with shit.
maybe I am just not seeing the cleverness of his fart jokes, but I cannot force myself to find his movies entertaining in the least.
I think he's admitted that that movie was entirely a fanservice. Clerks and Clerks 2 are WAY better.
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Clerks and Clerks 2 are not nearly as fart-joke oriented as J and SB. There's still plenty to go around, but it's not the focus of the movies. Clerks 2, in my opinion, is the better of the two; then again, I don't really remember Clerks 1 all that well.
Jay and Silent Bob got pretty shitty reviews.
Clerks 2 got an 8-minute standing ovation at Cannes.
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The only one I really like is Chasing Amy.
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Kevin Smith is pretty damn fanastic. Dogma is one of my favorite movies ever.
I want to see this but at the same time I don't... I'll probably wait until it comes out on DVD and rent it.
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I liked Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma and Mallrats. Really didn't like Jay and Silent Bob, and disliked Clerks II. Note sure if this is just because they're the Kiven Smith movies I've seen most recently.
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Ah, man. I absolutely love Dogma. Such a great movie.
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I think I would want to see this movie even if Kevin Smith weren't involved. It just looks cute. Of course, that is easy to say when I have free movie passes and won't have to actually plunk down a large chunk of my own cash to see it.
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I liked Clerks. Really disliked Clerks II.
Wait, people actually have this opinion?
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Ah, man. I absolutely love Dogma. Such a great movie.
QFT
Jens if you come to visit me we will watch Dogma and you will understand the genius that is Kevin Smith.
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I watched Jay and Silent Bob the other day, and when I finished I felt like someone had snuck into my room and stolen my brain and replaced it with shit.
maybe I am just not seeing the cleverness of his fart jokes, but I cannot force myself to find his movies entertaining in the least.
There is one funny part in that movie.
"What the fuck is the internet?"
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I love Kevin Smith and his movies, so I will probably see this. I never really liked Seth Rogen that much, though.
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Hooray! Well you should sign on to Skype so we can chat about the details further. Don't want to clog up the Gabbly.
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I find it a fascinating development in the craft of storytelling that a man not only creates a series of thinly veiled Mary Sues who exist to receive lucrative comic-book contracts and sex from weird-hot Jersey girls on his behalf, he then puts his own actual self into the movies to assist his Mary Sues in their romantic and professional endeavors.
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Apparently they can't even use the real title in some ads, because someone at a transportation department objects to the word "porno" being on the side of a bus.
edit: sentence didn't really make any sense
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I turned off Jay and Silent Bob half-way through, but I absolutely love Dogma!
Oh God, Alan Rickman cracks me up every single time I watch it.
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I liked Clerks. Really disliked Clerks II.
Wait, people actually have this opinion?
I actually was unaware anyone gave a shit about Clerks 2. Not to mention the Clerks cartoon is the far superior effort.
Sorry about the quote tunnel.
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I think it's gotta have at least three or four quotes in it to qualify as a "tunnel".
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a quote "underpass," then.
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I liked Clerks. Really disliked Clerks II.
Wait, people actually have this opinion?
Not to mention the Clerks cartoon is the far superior effort
The Clerks cartoon is the best thing KS has ever done. Followed by Mallrats. I LOVE Mallrats.
I'm going to see it no matter what but I'm a little put off by the advertising. The one commercial I've seen (which referred to it as "Zack and Miri," btw) angled it as a romantic comedy a la Jersey Girl. I mean, all of Smith's movies are romantic comedies but they're certainly not straight rom-coms. I also think the female lead is too mainstream-hot (how I wish he could have gotten Rosario Dawson!), but again, I may be swayed by the Jersey Girl esque trailer.
I find it a fascinating development in the craft of storytelling that a man not only creates a series of thinly veiled Mary Sues who exist to receive lucrative comic-book contracts and sex from weird-hot Jersey girls on his behalf, he then puts his own actual self into the movies to assist his Mary Sues in their romantic and professional endeavors.
The most amazing thing is that he pulls this off.
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Is it OK that I think Clerks is on the list of worst movies I've ever seen? It's unbearable, horrifically acted, the writing is atrocious...Good lord is it bad. Mind numbingly so, in fact. It's stupid and vacuous and devoid of any worth. I mean, that's how I feel anyway.
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Did you guys know the same person who plays Miri also play Laura Bush? Maybe i am little slow, or used to seeing her as a blond.
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Is it OK that I think Clerks is on the list of worst movies I've ever seen? It's unbearable, horrifically acted, the writing is atrocious...Good lord is it bad. Mind numbingly so, in fact. It's stupid and vacuous and devoid of any worth. I mean, that's how I feel anyway.
See this is essentially my opinion of Clerks 2, but I quite enjoyed the original Clerks. It possibly helps that I've worked at a supermarket for some time? But yeah I am completely staggered by people rating Clerks 2 as better than the original.
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I loved them both. I always thought that Clerks was great and pretty well acted given that half of the actors were just regular people that had never acted before.
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I don't think I'll ever see this movie, but I wish they had some billboards up near where I lived
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2/2008/10/medium_pornox-large.jpg)
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...Rosario Dawson is not mainstream-hot? Dude, she was on Rolling Stone magazine, and she looks like this
I'm a straight chick and I'd do her! I just meant that she is not blonde and perky. Which are up-sides to me. Plus I like when directors re-use actors. But then I'd never even heard of let alone seen Elizabeth Banks in anything so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
But yeah I am completely staggered by people rating Clerks 2 as better than the original.
Clerks 2 is as close to a live-action version of the cartoon as we're going to get. I wouldn't say it's better than Clerks but, rather, different. More in the Mallrats vein. Oh, and I didn't like Dogma (too obvious).
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The word you're looking for is "aesthetically pleasing". I actually wouldn't put Rosario Dawson in that category, because she is short and brown.
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if it was a fanservice, all the worse. I guess I'll check out Clerks.
worth it. Wait for toilet paper guy. And dead girl walking. You'll see. I'm not a smith fan, but his first was damned fine material.
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But yeah I am completely staggered by people rating Clerks 2 as better than the original.
Clerks 2 is as close to a live-action version of the cartoon as we're going to get. I wouldn't say it's better than Clerks but, rather, different. More in the Mallrats vein. Oh, and I didn't like Dogma (too obvious).
Yeah, this might be the problem as I found Mallrats to be by far the worst of the Smith films (including Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) - it has a couple decent moments (sailboat etc) but overall feels thrown together. So I don't see Clerks 2 being more in the Mallrats vein to be a positive thing. I enjoyed Dogma, but yeah it was hardly subtle.
Looking forward to this film, mostly because I still find Seth Rogen funny (though I fully expect him to start irritating me rather than amusing me in the near future).
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Congratulations to me, it's the first R rated movie I can see legally by my lonesome. It better be good or I'll be a sulking sixteen-year-old for another year just to repent.
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The word you're looking for is "aesthetically pleasing". I actually wouldn't put Rosario Dawson in that category, because she is short and brown.
I'm sure that there are a lot more good-looking women who are short and brown worldwide than there are tall and white, given that there are just a lot more short and brown people than there are tall and white people. Rosario Dawson can please me anytime she wants, aesthetically or otherwise.
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I watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back last night, and I actually found it kinda amusing - mostly the places where it was having a laugh at it's own expense like
Ben Affleck: C'mon man what have I told you, you gotta make the safe movie first then the artsy movie, then occasionally you gotta do the terrible movie because a friend says you owe 'im. *Affleck and Damon spike the camera*
or Chris Rock: I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody.
And surprisingly enough I didn't find any of the parts of it too groan worthy, I suppose because at least while it was stupid, predictable and completely low brow it wasn't doing my pet hate of modern comedy: Awkward is the new hilarious.
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Dogma and Clerks were both fantastic IMO, my only issue with Smith is that he often has sections of dialogue that are too obviously scripted. He'll make a solid social commentary but it'll come out awkwardly, like from a convenience store clerk. It's too out of character for the dumbass to pull out the gem he does. I assume that's the point since something that obvious wouldn't go unnoticed by everybody but me but I still fiind it kind of off-putting.
Rosario Dawson: yeah she's hot but for some reason I'm not attracted to her as much as I think I should be. It's an odd conundrum. She also wasn't done up nearly that well in Clerks 2.
Finally, back to Zack and Miri, so pumped to see it although I agree that Seth Rogen is freakin' everywhere. Elizabeth Banks was in 40-year-old virgin (as the crazy chick who wanted his junk) and I saw some sexy pictures of her in a magazine (:-o) and thought HAWT! Didn't hear all that much from her and now her face is beside the word Porno. My attention, she was had.
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Hmm... (hopefully this isn't too much of a bump or anything.)
I was reading some reviews, and was surprised at the negative reception.
Now, I really do like Kevin Smith. (As was stated before, Dogma is pure religious comedy genius, and Clerks 2 is hilarious. If your into that kind of humor.) However, the reviewer was careful to touch on a few points, namely the rather sad acting of the female lead. ( I don't know her name.... Banks maybe?) and the rather pointless dialogue and overall feel of the film.
Still, I will probably rent it.
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Not that I'm allowed in there anymore, but you should go to Hi, I'm New.
Zack and Miri does look good, though. Probably won't be so amazing that I'll pay for it, though.
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Saw it tonight with my older brother and my parents, and despite the fact that I wish I'd never seen it with my brother and my parents, I haven't laughed that hard at a film for a very long time. I mean the jokes in this movie were incredibly dirty but there were some excellent laugh out loud moment that had the entire audience reeling for quite a while. Of course, you should be warned of, and this I suppose is a SPOILER:
Besides the fact that there is just a ton of nudity, I wasn't prepared to see Jason Mewes full frontal. And Randall from Clerks gets shit on quite literally, can't remember his real name at the moment.