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Title: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
Post by: Patrick on 05 Dec 2008, 10:37: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/oj-simpson-jailed-for-15-years-1054147.html

Convicted on all 12 charges of armed robbery and kidnapping.
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Post by: michaelicious on 05 Dec 2008, 11:06: But really murder.
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Post by: Jace on 05 Dec 2008, 11:31: /thread.
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Post by: Christophe on 05 Dec 2008, 12:55: I think OJ is a pretty cool guy. Eh has lots of Vitamin C kills his wife and doesn't afraid of anything.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 05 Dec 2008, 12:58: What in the ever living fuck happened to that second sentence?
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Post by: De_El on 05 Dec 2008, 13:00: Forget it Jake. It's 4chan-town.
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Post by: masquerade on 05 Dec 2008, 13:02: fucking finally.
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Post by: 0bsessions on 05 Dec 2008, 13:08: Wait, who the Hell is Jake?
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Post by: Christophe on 05 Dec 2008, 13:10: Well, that's the last time I try fooling around with memes...
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Post by: De_El on 05 Dec 2008, 13:10: (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/66/1800020966p.jpg)

Nicholson's character is named Jake Gittes. It is a film quote.
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Post by: öde on 05 Dec 2008, 14:03: Probably the worst film quote.
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Post by: AanAllein on 05 Dec 2008, 14:05: Quote from: öde on 05 Dec 2008, 14:03
Probably the worst film quote.

Incorrect (I would have accepted overused, or regularly misused)
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Post by: nobo on 05 Dec 2008, 14:09: i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.
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Post by: De_El on 05 Dec 2008, 14:10: What everything about Chinatown is excellent
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Post by: clockworkjames on 05 Dec 2008, 15:02: Quote from: Christophe on 05 Dec 2008, 13:10
Well, that's the last time I try fooling around with memes...
Good.
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Post by: Patrick on 05 Dec 2008, 15:20: Quote from: nobo on 05 Dec 2008, 14:09
i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.

Probably imported them from Idaho
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Post by: RedLion on 05 Dec 2008, 15:21: Quote from: Jeans on 05 Dec 2008, 12:28
Who is OJ.

"WHO THE FUCK IS STEPHEN COLBERT"
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Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Dec 2008, 15:53: Quote from: nobo on 05 Dec 2008, 14:09
i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.

It was a jury of 12 year olds.
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Post by: Ptommydski on 05 Dec 2008, 18:50: Quote from: De_El on 05 Dec 2008, 14:10
What everything about Chinatown is excellent

Agreed. Incredible film. One of the all time greats.

This OJ bullshit is just sad. What has changed from last time he was in court? Oh that's right, he's broke as all shit now whereas before he was loaded.

What does this tell us?
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Post by: De_El on 05 Dec 2008, 18:51: What we basically knew all along!
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Post by: David_Dovey on 05 Dec 2008, 21:41: Quote from: RedLion on 05 Dec 2008, 15:21
Quote from: Jeans on 05 Dec 2008, 12:28
Who is OJ.

"WHO THE FUCK IS STEPHEN COLBERT"

Now I'm not saying you're a gold digger, I'm just confused 'bout that last Twitter.

Hey, anybody who disses on Chinatown has Robert Evans to deal with
(http://www.hollywoodtoday.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/sm2prec.jpg)

Don't fuck with The Kid
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Post by: Inlander on 05 Dec 2008, 21:44: Aieeee! It's . . .

THE THREAD THAT GRAMMAR FORGOT!!!

Man, the writing standards in this thread. FOR SHAME.
Title: Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
Post by: Patrick on 05 Dec 2008, 22:41: Quote from: Ptommydski on 05 Dec 2008, 18:50
This OJ bullshit is just sad. What has changed from last time he was in court? Oh that's right, he's broke as all shit now whereas before he was loaded.

Oh and he's also got a much shittier public image than when he started last time.

At least this time the police didn't fuck with the evidence. He might still be in prison from the murder trial if they hadn't done that the last time he was on trial for a violent crime. That is the only thing that walked him, Johnny Cochran didn't really need to do anything.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 05 Dec 2008, 22:43: I don't know who Robert Evans is, but he looks frightening in a hide-the-children kind of way.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 05 Dec 2008, 22:45: Patton Oswalt has a primer (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=S_EUieIzLQk) for you.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 05 Dec 2008, 23:41: I need to go buy some apple juice.
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Post by: jhocking on 06 Dec 2008, 07:16: Quote from: Inlander on 05 Dec 2008, 21:44
Aieeee! It's . . .

man how long did you spend doing that?
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Post by: ampersandwitch on 06 Dec 2008, 07:23: Quote from: Christophe on 05 Dec 2008, 12:55
Eh has lots of Vitamin C kills his wife and doesn't afraid of anything.

I can't believe people didn't get this. I laughed.

Don't stop believin, Christophe.
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Dec 2008, 11:08: It was Jon who didn't get it. Jon, you should spend more time on the internet.
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Post by: Inlander on 06 Dec 2008, 17:17: Quote from: jhocking on 06 Dec 2008, 07:16
Quote from: Inlander on 05 Dec 2008, 21:44
Aieeee! It's . . .

man how long did you spend doing that?

Trade secrets, Joe.
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Post by: Joseph on 07 Dec 2008, 00:24: The secret is not having a life!?
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Post by: snalin on 07 Dec 2008, 04:04: Quote from: nobo on 05 Dec 2008, 14:09
i wonder how they managed to find an impartial jury.
Quote from: Jeans on 05 Dec 2008, 12:28
Who is OJ.

Your answer is served, good sir.
Title: Re: So uh, they finally convicted OJ
Post by: Inlander on 07 Dec 2008, 04:17: Tried by a jury of his Norwegian peers.