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Fun Stuff => BAND => Topic started by: Shaztastic on 29 Dec 2008, 12:05
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In the Jon Ronson book 'The men who stare at goats' it was stated that Iraqi P.O.W's were subjected to continual looped,loud music as a form of interrogation.These included white noise, Metallica and childrens T.V. themes (Barney i love you song).
What songs/noise would you use?
i would use the barney song, twinkle twinkle little star, any x-factor contestant singing, babies crying, fire alarms, britney spears songs (any is a good choice) sexy back or like i love you by justin timberlake, crazy frog ( don't know if you have it in america but it was a ring tone available over here a few years ago) and any crapring tones, cheeky girls touch my bum, Tatu all the things she said, and country and western music/show band music
can't think of anything else
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DragonForce.
Or maybe Paramore.
Wait, no. Creed. Do a Google search for "worst band in the world" and you will get hits for Creed.
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Metallica seems like a pretty good choice actually.
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I read an article in (i think it was) Rolling Stone about two or three years ago about this. It was used a lot in Guantanamo Bay. Metallica, Disturbed, and Britney Spears were all favorites, as well as a lot of techno.
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Christina Aguilera.
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Florence Foster Jenkins.
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sexy back or like i love you by justin timberlake
Tatu all the things she said
country and western music
Hi! I hate you.
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This. (http://"http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_5GXO3hChU4") I actually quite like this song, but I imagine listening to it on loop would make anyone crack. :lol:
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THE VOLUME OF THE STEREO THAT THEY'RE BLASTING THIS MUSIC FROM IS SO DAMN HIGH
AHHHH C'MON, FUCK A GUY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhszQbOl95k)
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Christophe, Chuggo is but art not torture!
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Disturbed
I would hardly be able to take a song by these guys, let alone an infinite loop of one.
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LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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EVERY TIME I -- --
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
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Christophe, Chuggo is but art not torture!
That is true. I am sorry, gods of Canadian White Rappers.
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Glasgow.
Makes people look like Tom's avatar.
Wait, no. Creed. Do a Google search for "worst band in the world" and you will get hits for Creed.
Oh my word, he's right. There's a whole section for Creed.
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Perhaps the "bannana phone" song. Constantly, for days, I dread to think what will happen to people if they listened to that for more than a few hours.
Or just absolute silence, that might be worse, for days and days on end it might be enough to send people completly and utterly mad.
Sorry if the above are silly
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Yeah Yeah Yeah's 'Maps' on loop. Its not that its an annoying song, but it'll be stuck in their head for the rest of their life.
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I would too use that song to torture people, but personally I love it. I think it's a piece of beautifully ugly catharsis. Mostly because of the change in dynamic at the end when the guitar and bass drop out and it's just Henry saying 'And no-one comes in...' over the drumbeat.
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Revolution 9 by the Beatles. Only song by them I can't stand to hear.
Also, Lou Bega - Mambo #5
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Pig Destroyer - Prowler in the Yard. all fucking 20 minutes of it.
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The sound you get when your computer goes into a loop, just repeating over and over again.
Meshuggah. I like Meshuggah, but a day of it would probably drive me insane.
Scat Jazz would probably send me over the edge, too.
Any of those obnoxious top 40 songs - take your choice of Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Panic! At The Disco, (too many to name).
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Hi! I hate you.
Yeah, we get it, you like shitty music, now stop acting like it makes you some sort of fucking hero.
Seriously.
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I think a day full of Franz Ferdinand would probably make me go berserk and kill most or all of the people in a several mile radius. Also, The Eagles.
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Hey guys, remember this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U) from the Pointless Thread?
Imagine it on an infinite loop.
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Cannibal Corpse.
Hey guys, remember this (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U) from the Pointless Thread?
Imagine it on an infinite loop.
Terrible as the song itself would be, I think you need that video to get the full, eye-gouging effect.
Also, sorry, but
Hi! I hate you.
Yeah, we get it, you like shitty music, now stop acting like it makes you some sort of fucking hero.
Seriously.
Man, knock it off. Honestly. I am so fucking tired of you. Other than the occasional thoughtful post in a "Discuss!" topic, all you do on these boards is bitch and criticize.
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:-o
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Oh wow, avatar/smiley synergy . . .
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Hi! I hate you.
Yeah, we get it, you like shitty music, now stop acting like it makes you some sort of fucking hero.
Seriously.
Baking powder?
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Hi! I hate you.
Yeah, we get it, you like shitty music, now stop acting like it makes you some sort of fucking hero.
Seriously.
Baking powder?
why do you hate me? i haven't done anything to hate
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Man, knock it off. Honestly. I am so fucking tired of you. Other than the occasional thoughtful post in a "Discuss!" topic, all you do on these boards is bitch and criticize.
I do nothing more than criticize you specifically, but then there are very good reasons for this. Don't mistake subjective for objective experience.
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why do you hate me? i haven't done anything to hate
I don't ACTUALLY hate you, I was just jokingly suggesting I did becuase you consider songs and/or styles that I like to be torture. It's a common pattern of joke on this pertikuler forum.
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i don't actually dislike some of that music either but i'd go mental if i had to listen to them full blast on repeat
but i'm not sure if that form of torture would work on me i might test it one day with headphones and a mp3man we'll see
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You guys aren't trying hard enough. Dissonance can be ignored. These songs, just try and ignore them. Literally years after hearing them once you can hear their choruses on infinite loop in your head-
"Don't Cry Out Loud" - Rita Coolidge
"Up Up and Away" - the Fifth Dimension
"It's a Small World After All" - The Walt Disney Company
"Afternoon Delight" - Starlight Vocal Band
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As much as I love it, early Sonic Youth at loud volumes...yeesh. That could keep a motherfucker awake for weeks.
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country and western music/show band music
What's wrong with Country?
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Hotel California
Long Time
anything by Styxx or Rush...but especially Styxx
Slow Ride(take it easy)
American Woman
Most AC/DC
Brown Sugar
90% of the overplayed garbage known as classic rock...if I hear any more of it, I may hurt somebody, and I ain't gone be responsible.
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I actually like most of those.
Something like Sculptured might be good for torturing people, as it's atonal, I like it, but I have less than mainstream tastes. Something with lots of feedback might work as well, if I had to listen to the opening of Limbs for hours on end, I might crack.
It heavily depends on the person, though, of course.
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That "Crazy Bitch" song. I hear thirty seconds of that and I'm headbutting drunk chicks.
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I think "Waters of Nazareth" would make for a pretty wicked torture loop.
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That "Crazy Bitch" song. I hear thirty seconds of that and I'm headbutting drunk chicks.
This.
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Hi, I like opening myself up to flames (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merzbow_discography).
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I don't understand this thread. It's kind of like if I posted in the arts and crafts thread asking for the best brand of rubber cement with which to asphyxiate the victims hidden in my garage. Somewhat poor taste.
Hey guys, what's the best grill with which to burn a hooker alive? I need to know quickly, before she wakes up.
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Hey guys, what's the best grill with which to burn a hooker alive? I need to know quickly, before she wakes up.
Hank Hill would suggest propane. Quicker to get going.
On topic, that "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" song on loop. MAkes me cringe to think of it.
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Cooking by the book clearly wins.
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Hi, I like opening myself up to flames (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merzbow_discography).
Even if people actually liked Merzbow, I think they'd agree it'd be a pretty effective method of torture. I envision the act of actually choosing to listen to Merzbow a sort of masochistic spiritual self-laceration, or, perhaps just an exercise in contrarianism.
Also what the hell "Damaged I" is totally fucking brilliant. It's like opening up a dude's head and seeing exactly what's there for a few minutes.
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WEEEEEEEEEEEE
(http://z.about.com/d/pediatrics/1/5/F/N/crying_baby.jpg)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/atomic-bomb.jpg)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(http://www.dragracingonline.com/columns/cliffnotes/images/lead-sfw.jpg)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(http://www.geekologie.com/2007/07/11/darth-vader-costume.jpg)
EEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
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hahahahahah i just have images now of someone screaming WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
with a baby screaming, a bomb, car crashes and light sabers sounding in the background on loop that would be pretty awesome lol
you win :P
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Second that.
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(http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/nashvillecream/ween.jpg)
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They look like what would happen if Flight of the Concords took Crystal Meth and sucked at life.
So there's a start.
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This song perhaps? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i5S0dkLZoTg (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=i5S0dkLZoTg)
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What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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'You suffer' by Napalm Death on repeat would be pretty wearing.
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Invasion of the Mutant Space Bats of Doom (http://www.myspace.com/iotmsbod)
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I once gave my girlfriend an asthma attack by playing Pre-Millenium Tension by Tricky. I'm betting that anything Tricky put out ever will make prisoners feel very uncomfortable, a-rythmic and weird.
Also make 'em cry.
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haha i bet she's an ex girlfriend now
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Any grind. Daughters. Ion Dissonance.
Even I can only listen to the stuff in very special and select moods - i can't imagine having it on repeat for ages.
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get a theremin and mess around with it. that'll get people amped up.
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Yoko Ono.
Or just play the first four second of Purple Haze over and over for about half an hour straight. My roommate wanted to kill me after I did that.
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Yoko Ono.
We have a winner.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7Uwm0SZXE&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7Uwm0SZXE&feature=related)
Caroliner Rainbow. It's like that the entire time. I think having them perform life for the prisoners would be cruel and unusual, though.
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ohhh i was thinking imagine having a little 5 year old girl (cute pink dress and shoes with hair in bunches and massive lollipop included) following you around singing that song i'm sticking with you by the velvet underground that would get tottally annoying after about 10 minutes i think it would even make me crack
(to prevent cruelty to children you could make a unbreakable robot like that if thats better )
I'm sticking with you cos i'm made outa glue anything that you do i'm gonna do tooooo!
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Yoko Ono.
We have a winner.
Hey, "Looking Over From my Hotel Window" is actually a pretty moving song.
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Or just play the first four second of Purple Haze over and over for about half an hour straight. My roommate wanted to kill me after I did that.
That actually made me laugh, I'll have to try that some time.
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My girlfriend in college had a roomate who used to speak in a "secret language" that was very similar to baby talk. It was all words ending in -y and cutesy. She would use this language to have private conversations in public places. She would talk loudly to other brain-dead trollops in a language that sounded like a drunk four-year old about who she had slept with the night before or whatever.
Every time she started in with this ingenious tactic, I had to leave lest violence occur.
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The song Fergalicious once made me throw up out of a car window. Keep in mind, though, I was very high.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuOGTKLSSKU&fmt=18
Note: I enjoy this music, your average person will not however.
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Fuck yeah! Gorguts!
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henehenehennnheheheneh chacarron chacarron ini nui ron (http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=pfElckgKbPE)
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My girlfriend in college had a roomate who used to speak in a "secret language" that was very similar to baby talk. It was all words ending in -y and cutesy. She would use this language to have private conversations in public places. She would talk loudly to other brain-dead trollops in a language that sounded like a drunk four-year old about who she had slept with the night before or whatever.
Every time she started in with this ingenious tactic, I had to leave lest violence occur.
I wouldn't be able to walk away i couldn't physically prevent myself from beating the shite outa her!
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Catch Thirtythree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXoLLiGSKQ8) on infinite loop is enough to drive anyone insane.
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I've been trying to annoy my new neighbour in university.
He was kicked out of his old house for taking a shit in someone's sink, broke a room door down with a chair and then beat the crap out of the guy inside and taking pills and being a general dick.
I got a huge stereo system for my laptop for christmas so I've had it on full blast pretty much for the last 12 hours.
So far I've been playing:
Enter Shakri
The Knife
Trifonic
Burning Airlines
Pantera
QOTSA
Any recommendations for annoying people with music would be welcome because this guy is an absolute prick
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Remove the Enter fucking Shikari from your playlist and it should be okay.
Then again, I think J. Robbins from Burning Airlines probably isn't too keen on his music being used for torture.
In any case, Anal Cunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_cunt) wins the thread.
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I can't believe no one said this...
Soulja Boy
Shitmat (this one song...)
http://dl.getdropbox.com/u/463738/%20-%20Shitmat%20-%20Stickthespamupyourasstillithur.mp3
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Short stuff on extreme repetition. Sure, Pintsize thinks Crazy Train is great, but how quickly would you get tired of "ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD ALL ABOARD"
There's a techno song that I've not heard yet that supposedly has something like 1,024 beats per minute. Should be nicely torturous.
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
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supposedly has something like 1,024 beats per minute.
The speedest speedcore EVER. You could just drop a cat on a turntable and get the same effect...
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Any recommendations for annoying people with music would be welcome because this guy is an absolute prick
Play Jesu and Boris. Make sure it's so loud your windows are shaking.
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My girlfriend in college had a roomate who used to speak in a "secret language" that was very similar to baby talk. It was all words ending in -y and cutesy. She would use this language to have private conversations in public places. She would talk loudly to other brain-dead trollops in a language that sounded like a drunk four-year old about who she had slept with the night before or whatever.
Every time she started in with this ingenious tactic, I had to leave lest violence occur.
Gypsy. Every girl around here knows how to speak it. For the life of me, I can't, but i can understand it vaguely.
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The only two songs I can think of is:
Living In The Sunlight - Tiny Tim, which I put on my iPod solely to annoy people
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M)
and Crank Dat Calvary Kid - I Set My Friends On Fire, which is a grindcore/metalcore version of Crank Dat (Soulja Boy) by Souljaboytellem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=032iCKmiEtI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=032iCKmiEtI)
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Anything by Duran Duran Duran. His music is like being savaged by a dead sheep.
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I walk around my house and sing in a Tiny Tim-falsetto voice - "TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS!!!" when I want my roommate to shut his door. I can drown out his surround sound playing war games when I sing badly.
Me and my roommate don't get along, if it wasn't completely obvious.
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I had a friend who would blast the pokemon theme and the jeopardy theme songs from his car all the time. that was pretty good though.
an annoying song would be...highly suspicious - my morning jacket. who could deal with peanut butter pudding surprise for that long?
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There was an awful band taht I had to sit through named "Anal Pudding". Look them up for torturous noise.
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"Frog Eyes.
It makes D'N'D much easier when you get all of the magic items," Giggled Waferman.
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Put on Circle Takes the Square. For added torture you can have a pudgy scene kid doing windmills to a strobe light in front of said interrogation victim.
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Please if you are gonna torture people with punk put on pg.99.
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FUCK
BUTTONS
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Madonna.
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You know, run into the ground as it is, some threads are just begging for...
But no. "I Kissed a Girl."