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Title: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 02:45: after months and months and see how this place has evolved.

Good job, guys.

Did I miss anything especially noteworthy?
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 02:47: We don't appreciate the sarcasm, dude.

Also you missed precisely 36,765 posts disputing whether or not Kieffer was a dick. Sup.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 02:49: We don't even need you anymore.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 02:53: I liked it better when Gryff came back
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 02:56: Quote from: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 02:47
We don't appreciate the sarcasm, dude.

Also you missed precisely 36,765 posts disputing whether or not Kieffer was a dick. Sup.

do people seriously still dispute this
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Jace on 18 Feb 2009, 02:57: Its because he is always arching is back, making people think he is into them.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 02:57: Quote from: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 02:49
We don't even need you anymore.

AND THAT GETS ME HARD
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:02: I like your old stuff better than your new stuff

I like Indietits better than QC

I like your Livejournal better than your Twitter

I liked you better when you were named Fred and you made Megatokyo
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:03: All the cool people on the forum left to work on their Twilight/Tokio Hotel slashfiction
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Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:03: Double posting became kosher
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Post by: Jace on 18 Feb 2009, 03:04: Triple posting is actually the cool thing to do now.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:05: All the cool people came back under different usernames and got totally bitched out for being clueless fucking n00bs.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Jace on 18 Feb 2009, 03:05: Also, you can't give certain people compliments anymore. That's against the unwritten rules to making the forum a better place.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:06: Oh hey that reminds me,

LURK M04R, FAG
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Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:07: (http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Musicians_and_Singers/Michael_Jackson.gif)(http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Musicians_and_Singers/Michael_Jackson.gif)(http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Musicians_and_Singers/Michael_Jackson.gif)(http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Jobs_and_People/Musicians_and_Singers/Michael_Jackson.gif)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Jace on 18 Feb 2009, 03:08: GAWD, THIS FORUM IS SO CLIQUE-Y. ITS LIKE YOU WON'T LET ANYONE INTO YOUR GROUP.

Just because I post 14 times a day and insult everyone. LOL THIS IS THE INTERNET. DON'T TAKE IT SERSLY. Duh.

I think I summed up about 4 months of posting right there? Oh, also, Kieffer is a dick. No he isn't. Yes he is. No he isn't. Who's Kieffer? yes he is. no he isnt.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 03:09: Quote from: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:02
\ liked you better when you were named Fred and you made Megatokyo

I will relay this burn to Fred next time I am sucking him off in a hotel room during Otakon
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:11: Oh Jeph, you big hot tranny mess.
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Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 03:13: achewood reference ITT
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Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:13: meta commentary ITT
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 03:14: gonna put this thread in my Assetbar, gonna charge $1.99 for it
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 03:24: oph fuck is that out i gotta tweet about that

have you guys heard of tweeter
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 03:25: uh YEAH HELLO I VOTED :x :x :x :x
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:34: That's just what Ron Paul wants you to think.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Inlander on 18 Feb 2009, 03:35: Change came to America.

Unfortunately it was deported.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Inlander on 18 Feb 2009, 03:36: ALTERNATIVE PUNCHLINES:

- Unfortunately it was in the form of the collapse of the economy.

- Unfortunately all that change isn't enough to buy a plasma T.V. any more.

ETCETERA.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Feb 2009, 03:37: Hey Jeph, you don't know me! Er... Hi
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 03:38: Quote from: Ptommydski on 18 Feb 2009, 03:32
Yes but Ron Paul didn't win.

dude if you think any webcomics artists voted for ron paul I think you have us confused with WIKIPEDIA
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 03:39: ps Barack Obama's smile still makes me all tingly inside (and outside and downstairs)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:41: RStevens secretly voted for Ron Paul. The "R" is for Libertarian.

The guy two posts up is Paul. Paul's pretty cool.

What the shit are you posting for again anyway basically what is wrong with you
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: pwhodges on 18 Feb 2009, 03:46: He's bored without so many T-shirts to post.
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Post by: Gilead on 18 Feb 2009, 03:49: Sup dude.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: David_Dovey on 18 Feb 2009, 03:55: My theory is by the end of 2009 we will all be professing our creepy obsessions for Gilead's characters on his forum.

No offence, jeph.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 18 Feb 2009, 04:10: Oh, and just recently some guy called Geoff came back. He has a webcomic. It's pretty good I guess.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: est on 18 Feb 2009, 04:14: Hey Jeorph what is up
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Post by: Inlander on 18 Feb 2009, 04:31: Dude we've been telling him this whole thread what's up. Don't you pay attention?

GEES.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Josefbugman on 18 Feb 2009, 04:44: I arrived, though I not on Meebo yet.

Hello, and welcome back (if I am allowed to wish that).
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Lummer on 18 Feb 2009, 05:17: I bought some new guitars, that I never posted pics of in the guitar Thread.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Inlander on 18 Feb 2009, 05:24: While you were away I changed my avatar a fair bunch of times.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Lummer on 18 Feb 2009, 05:25: I didn't change mine.

At all.
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Post by: Gurkburk on 18 Feb 2009, 05:27: Get off your high horse.
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Post by: Drill King on 18 Feb 2009, 05:48: Yeah whatever, I don't love Tom OR have his drawing as my avatar.

fact.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Metope on 18 Feb 2009, 06:26: What, who came back? Who is this "Jeph" character?
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Gilead on 18 Feb 2009, 06:29: Quote from: Drill King on 18 Feb 2009, 05:48
Yeah whatever, I don't love Tom OR have his drawing as my avatar.

fact.

(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b171/CatFishEnFuego/sadtom.jpg)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Gurkburk on 18 Feb 2009, 06:35: Quote from: Jeans on 18 Feb 2009, 06:27
Jeff Jacks. I think he draws Coffee of Doom.

It's pronounced Chef Chaqueeze, bro.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: valley_parade on 18 Feb 2009, 06:54: Jeph, I got a Telecaster whilst you were away. And it's better than your fucking PRSes.

(actually it's just a Squier and it sounds okay).
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Alex C on 18 Feb 2009, 08:26: Well, we've taken to stringing up newbs straight away for doing shit that we would have been perfectly find doing ourselves as recently as a few months ago. Dunno how that happened.

Also, did you know a few new species of bat was discovered just this last December?

(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/Xyljin/bat-littleyellow.jpg)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Hat on 18 Feb 2009, 08:43: Holy fuck did that bat just flash me its dick

no no that did NOT just happen
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Hat on 18 Feb 2009, 08:47: Here is the best GIS result for "Nude Animals", stop looking at me like that.

(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/3584/liveanimalnudeslf7.jpg)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Hat on 18 Feb 2009, 08:49: PISS-CONES
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Post by: imapiratearg on 18 Feb 2009, 09:01: Howdy, Jeph! Good to have you back.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Ozymandias on 18 Feb 2009, 09:43: Dude's just fuckin' around, he's already like "why the fuck did I post, fuck these guys, I'mma go rub my money on my junk s'more."

Dude's a fuckin' sellout, exporting his business to TopatoCo.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Slick on 18 Feb 2009, 10:13: (http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1074/051208battestes02ln3.jpg)
Dude's hung.

(hey jeph)

(I never knew you but I think I could of loved you if we tried)

(man stereolab is really sweet)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Liz on 18 Feb 2009, 10:18: His penis looks like a tulip with a fat stem.

I don't know how I feel about this.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: snalin on 18 Feb 2009, 10:24: Erected bat penis.

apsirkgnapeorjngepoaing

:-o
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Ã¶de on 18 Feb 2009, 10:25: Bat penis is not a thing I want in my day.

Hi Jeph. How's your day with bat penis?
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 18 Feb 2009, 10:36: Dudes I am in the computer lab on campus. Can we get NSFW warnings before bat penis puhlease?

(The bat looks like it's attempting autofellatio.)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Hat on 18 Feb 2009, 10:55: HEY JEPH HAVE SOME ANIMAL DICK FOR YOUR THREAD
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Alex C on 18 Feb 2009, 11:04: I gott say, I had suspected (dare I say hoped?) something like this would happen when I made that post, but that bat bozack pretty much exceeded any expectations I had going in.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: yelley on 18 Feb 2009, 11:14: hi jeph. i have a sketch you did at APE on my fridge next to all the drawings of sailor moon my 5 year old sister sent to me. hers are better.

p.s. i like how i am one of the only things on tommy's list that hasn't changed.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 18 Feb 2009, 11:18: You're perfect as you are yelley, why must you change? Oh yeah,

Jeph, we never did sit down and have that heart to heart together now did we?
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 11:31: oh man my first thread in forever and it has turned into nothing but bat dicks

i love you guys
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Post by: Christophe on 18 Feb 2009, 11:37: COMIC 1343: SPONTANEOUS BAT DICK INTERLUDE
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 18 Feb 2009, 11:42: All I got when I typed bat dicks into GIS were a bunch of pictures of girls using baseball bats in a most disturbing way.
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Post by: Christophe on 18 Feb 2009, 11:56: Considering the current story arc it might actually be canonical.
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Post by: allison on 18 Feb 2009, 12:44: I'm new. Sometimes I post things. Most of the time they're not bat dicks.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 18 Feb 2009, 18:21: Missed all the fucking fun didn't I.

Missed all the bat dicks.

Where are MY bat dicks?

I never got given no bat dicks ever.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Liz on 18 Feb 2009, 18:28: Pete, I have something for you.

(http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00018/14/50/18290541_l.jpg)
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 18 Feb 2009, 18:30: I love you now. Forever.
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Post by: Liz on 18 Feb 2009, 18:31: <3
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Post by: Dazed on 18 Feb 2009, 18:32: Man, these bats have rather large balls.

Also I'm also new and I don't post bat dicks.

Yet.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Rolling20s on 18 Feb 2009, 18:55: Quote from: Dazed on 18 Feb 2009, 18:32
Man, these bats have rather large balls.

My wife just expressed relief that she's not a bat. Testicular blunt-force trauma is no fun for anyone.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: tania on 18 Feb 2009, 18:57: Quote from: Misconception on 18 Feb 2009, 18:28
Pete, I have something for you.

why are all of these bats trying to give themselves oral sex

and if you give that to someone what does that even mean
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: ledhendrix on 18 Feb 2009, 19:00: True fact - Bats are the only species that routinely give themselves oral sex. At first it was thought it might be for hygiene reasons, but it was soon discovered that that was not the case. Bats are just horny little buggers.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Blue Kitty on 18 Feb 2009, 19:05: Jeph=/ dead

got it
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Post by: Wolf on 18 Feb 2009, 19:11: Is is just me or are those bats circumcised. :|
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Post by: Katherine on 18 Feb 2009, 19:37: I think maybe I can start a business selling bat pants, or bat boxers. Thanks thread!
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: jeph on 18 Feb 2009, 19:38: Quote from: Wolf on 18 Feb 2009, 19:11
Is is just me or are those bats circumcised. :|

AERODYNAMIC GLANS
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Slick on 18 Feb 2009, 19:39: I, personally, would not go flying about with my junk hanging out.
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 19:39: this thread has now reached an unheard of 98.6 on the Fuckinweirdometer.
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Post by: Slick on 18 Feb 2009, 19:40: Wait no I totally would. I think it'd probably feel pretty great to coast through the skies naked.
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Post by: Katherine on 18 Feb 2009, 19:41: Till you hit a big bug. With your junk.
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Post by: Joseph on 18 Feb 2009, 19:42: Bat dicks are way better than whale dicks.

Remember whale dicks guys?
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Post by: ledhendrix on 18 Feb 2009, 19:45: I heard they are called your mum.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 18 Feb 2009, 19:55: Oh for...

Not mum jokes.
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Post by: KvP on 18 Feb 2009, 20:02: After the bat dicks, it's all relative.
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Post by: Social Bacon on 18 Feb 2009, 20:03: Google "whale penis." It's a church dedicated to being the first hit on google for anyone who searches for "whale penis." Do not ask me why I know this.
Granted, I did not know they were called Dorks.
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 18 Feb 2009, 21:22: I just got bumped from 4th oldest active poster to 5th.
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 18 Feb 2009, 22:06: Nothing happened here. Move along.
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Post by: Spluff on 18 Feb 2009, 22:08: You started this, you can't back out now
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Post by: Spluff on 18 Feb 2009, 22:09: Bat dicks are a lifetime commitment
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 22:10: no really, I think you have had enough penises in this thread. Perhaps next should be vaginas or wombats. Or maybe some of Jeph's tits.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Slick on 18 Feb 2009, 22:17: Quote from: Spluff on 18 Feb 2009, 22:08
You started this, you can't back out now

I clearly just did.
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Post by: Tom on 18 Feb 2009, 22:17: (http://shiftingbaselines.org/blog/Barnacle.jpg)
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Post by: Tom on 18 Feb 2009, 22:19: (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/bigphotos/images/080213-barnacle-penis_big.jpg)
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 22:20: Jeph, can I make this my AV?
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Post by: Tom on 18 Feb 2009, 22:20: (http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2007-04/barnacles.jpg)
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 18 Feb 2009, 22:35: Remember, folks, penises make Guido nervous.
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 22:40: well, only if they're waving around in front of my face. :laugh:
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Post by: KvP on 18 Feb 2009, 22:43: Happens often, does it?
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 22:58: only when I log in here.
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 22:59: Jeph's back? UH, uh. UH! *stashes whiskey bottle back in top drawer of desk* Ah ahah, hey boss, I.. I wasn't *slams drawer* I wasn't expecting you back so soon. No, everything's fine, everything *gently nudges prostitute's head with knee, pushing her under desk again* What? No haha, that noise was.. uh, it was the windows. Squeaky window! You know how winter gets. BAD WINDOW. Aha haha.. anyways. Uh... how are things? How are you... yeah. Okay, I'll just get back to work. Talk to you later Jeph! Hhahaaa! Okay bye! (shut the door please. please, shut the door. yes. thank you lord jesus.)
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Post by: MrBlu on 18 Feb 2009, 23:04: YOUR GOD-DIDDLY-DAMNED AVATAR NEEDS TO CHANGE.
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:05: It just did.
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Post by: Spluff on 18 Feb 2009, 23:06: Quote from: Slick on 18 Feb 2009, 22:17
Quote from: Spluff on 18 Feb 2009, 22:08
You started this, you can't back out now

I clearly just did.

Great, without a context my post makes me look crazy at best.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 23:07: Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 22:59
Jeph's back? UH, uh. UH! *stashes whiskey bottle back in top drawer of desk* Ah ahah, hey boss, I.. I wasn't *slams drawer* I wasn't expecting you back so soon. No, everything's fine, everything *gently nudges prostitute's head with knee, pushing her under desk again* What? No haha, that noise was.. uh, it was the windows. Squeaky window! You know how winter gets. BAD WINDOW. Aha haha.. anyways. Uh... how are things? How are you... yeah. Okay, I'll just get back to work. Talk to you later Jeph! Hhahaaa! Okay bye! (shut the door please. please, shut the door. yes. thank you lord jesus.)

Your AV makes me want to kidnap and eat prostitutes. It causes voices in my head that tell me the only way I can save the world from the aliens in the walls is to make skin lampshades and a body suit of fat women so they won't see it's me.

oh wait. That's not me. It's only the tv.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:08: if you have epilepsy or something I'll change my avatar but until then HELLO DOGAROO

also jeph while you were gone i wrote this on another forum it is my "NSFW erotic power girl fan fiction"

Quote from: Johnny C
Power Girl had a very nice apartment. Well it was more of a superhero base. It had a bunch of costumes in the closet but you couldn't see them because she had them hidden behind her secret identity clothes. Some of the secret identity clothes were revealing, more revealing than her uniform with the hole where you could see her boobs. Wildcat looked at them and imagined her wearing them. He got a huge boner and he couldn't hide it because he was wearing the suit.

Power Girl saw it and just laughed, but her eyes also went really wide and she licked her lips a little because it was a really big boner. "Just get comfortable, Tiger," she joked. He sat on her loveseat and tried to cross his leg. He really didn't want to jizz his costume. It was a nice costume and he had worked very hard on it.

Power Girl went over to the large glass and steel entertainment centre that she kept in her room and put an LP on the turntable and lowered the needle. Wildcat was suddenly awestruck at the sing-along melodies, sticky hooks, and driving percussion that began to pour out of the speakers. Power Girl sat down next to Wildcat and he put his arm around her. He totally massaged her one breast while they listened to one song grow from a synth-speckled, half-speed intro into a booming electro-pop burner with handclaps and deep bass – a towering edifice of sound trailed by long wisps of West coast harmonies.

"What is this?" Wildcat asked in wonderment.

"Animal Collective have spent the decade following their own path, figuring out what their music is capable of while also working to bring more listeners into their world," Power Girl told him as she knelt in front of him and pulled down his pants, making his huge boner flop out. "On Merriweather Post Pavilion, their commitment has paid off tremendously."
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 23:10: Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:08
if you have epilepsy or something I'll change my avatar but until then HELLO DOGAROO

Well then HELLO DAGAROO

*sharpens garden shears*
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: MrBlu on 18 Feb 2009, 23:13: Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:08
if you have epilepsy or something I'll change my avatar but until then HELLO DOGAROO
I've been lurking long enough to know that there are people here with epilepsy.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:20: Nobody complained about it the last time, but luckily for everyone involved I have a massive bank of avatars!
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Post by: KvP on 18 Feb 2009, 23:42: Johnny, your fanfic brought me back to a more innocent time (http://www.echoingthesound.org/ets_archives/viewtopic.php?p=79206#79206) (NSFW, if your boss is into reading lots of text)
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 18 Feb 2009, 23:48: Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:20
Nobody complained about it the last time, but luckily for everyone involved I have a massive bank of avatars!
I wasn't really complaining. Just trying to be funny in response to it. And playing with my garden shears

>snicksnick<
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Post by: Tom on 19 Feb 2009, 00:22: Quote from: tragic_pizza on 18 Feb 2009, 22:35
Remember, folks, penises make Guido nervous.

and stubble
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Post by: tania on 19 Feb 2009, 07:07: Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:08
"NSFW erotic power girl fan fiction"

in all honestly, i would probably read album reviews written like this. no, definitely.

johnny what i am saying is you should start updating the music blog again.
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Post by: Slick on 19 Feb 2009, 08:22: Oh god kvp that site is awesome. It is from 2003. Someone doesn't like search engines. Wants to surf.
Amazing.
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Post by: Gurkburk on 19 Feb 2009, 08:25: Quote from: tania on 19 Feb 2009, 07:07

johnny what i am saying is you should start updating the music blog again.

With big boners.
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Post by: KvP on 19 Feb 2009, 11:42: Quote from: Slick on 19 Feb 2009, 08:22
Oh god kvp that site is awesome. It is from 2003. Someone doesn't like search engines. Wants to surf.
Amazing.
Yeah, that thread was the stuff of legend around that forum, back when I frequented it. Thereafter the custom title of "Mikeyliz" was given out to people who exhibited a special kind of willful stupidity and obstinacy.

There are a few Mikeyliz-material kids around here I think.
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Post by: Toba on 19 Feb 2009, 11:44: Whoa hi Jeph, welcome back. Here's an imaginary bat dick.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Johnny C on 19 Feb 2009, 15:14: Quote from: tania on 19 Feb 2009, 07:07
in all honestly, i would probably read album reviews written like this. no, definitely.

johnny what i am saying is you should start updating the music blog again.
tania i didn't write the music review bits i just copied pitchfork's review and inserted it into clumsy power girl fanfic
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 19 Feb 2009, 19:32: fuckin pitchfork.

*spits behind and makes sign of the devil*
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 19 Feb 2009, 20:02: I guess I should bring up the fact that I laughed my ass off at that. Im tempted to make a blogsite completely rip off Pitchforks reviews, and just change the scores they give the albums and see how many Hipsters like it when it doesn't say Pitchfork anywhere.
Title: Re: It's pretty neat to come back
Post by: Wolf on 19 Feb 2009, 20:17: "I gotta sleep under some Chinaman named after a duck's dork."

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Post by: tania on 19 Feb 2009, 20:27: i guess if i read pitchfork i'd know that, but... well, yeah.

still, i mean, it's an idea.
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Post by: LittleKey on 19 Feb 2009, 20:51: hello jeph jacques, god of qc and maker of good arts. how are you today?
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 19 Feb 2009, 21:04: Nobody likes a kissass
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Post by: Trollstormur on 19 Feb 2009, 21:19: i think kieffer should be banned also jeph are you a racist? i saw how you said obama was a monkey on S_G
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Post by: Social Bacon on 19 Feb 2009, 21:34: When I was little I thought a racist was a person that ran really fast.
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 22:36: Quote from: Chesire Cat on 19 Feb 2009, 21:04
Nobody likes a kissass

well, only if they're really kissin my ass.
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Post by: Johnny C on 20 Feb 2009, 00:57: Quote from: Ptommydski on 19 Feb 2009, 21:30
What's wrong with being racy?

Quote from: Johnny C on 18 Feb 2009, 23:08
huge boner flop out
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Post by: tragic_pizza on 20 Feb 2009, 01:06: Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 22:36
Quote from: Chesire Cat on 19 Feb 2009, 21:04
Nobody likes a kissass

well, only if they're really kissin my ass.
And have stubble.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 20 Feb 2009, 03:47: And blow gently...very gently...with their cool, cool breath. Ahhhhhhh!
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 20 Feb 2009, 12:31: Hey jeph you should make me a mid again
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 20 Feb 2009, 13:11: Quote from: tragic_pizza on 20 Feb 2009, 01:06
Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 19 Feb 2009, 22:36
Quote from: Chesire Cat on 19 Feb 2009, 21:04
Nobody likes a kissass

well, only if they're really kissin my ass.
And have stubble.

You hopin' for a sea change in me?
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Post by: jhocking on 20 Feb 2009, 14:10: Quote from: Ptommydski on 18 Feb 2009, 03:13
When Gryff came back in July of last year, I made him this little summary - which I have updated for February 2009.

You didn't mention stuff that happened to you. You, like, almost died again.
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Post by: Spluff on 20 Feb 2009, 16:04: That's pretty much taken for granted when you're talking about Tommy.
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Post by: heather on 20 Feb 2009, 19:40: SEE THERE ARE REASONS I DON'T EVER COME BACK HERE :-D
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Post by: Alex C on 20 Feb 2009, 20:09: But the real question is if they're good reasons.
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Post by: Alex C on 20 Feb 2009, 20:10: Well, okay, bat dick may be a good reason.
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Post by: Alex C on 20 Feb 2009, 20:10: But I regret nothing.
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Post by: Katherine on 21 Feb 2009, 08:33: Bat dick is a good reason to come back here. What if you were on Jeopardy and Alex Trebek wanted to know whether or not bat dicks appear circumcised? You wouldn't know.
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 22 Feb 2009, 16:07: Quote from: Ptommydski on 22 Feb 2009, 13:29
Quote from: jhocking on 20 Feb 2009, 14:10
You didn't mention stuff that happened to you. You, like, almost died again.

It's taken for granted. I think maybe they did not manage to cure my sleep apnea at all so it was probably all futile.

Also, my lungs burn every other day. I mean literally burn like I'm being crucified. I still haven't quite quit smoking and every time I do it feels like I've been beaten in the lungs by a sock-full of baseballs. What are you going to do though? Complain about it? I mean some of you are familiar with my lifestyle choices in the past. I have abused my body in basically every way conceivable for two and a half decades. All of my ailments are my fault and for the most part I had a lot of fun collecting them. Most of the time I think it's a fair trade off.

I guess 40 is the new 30 because I hit forty and quit smoking, started eating right, working out again, running, I've lost 25 pounds recently and am sparring again. Between 30 and 40 I let myself go a bit> For some reason getting married wasn't all that good for me. I got too sedentary and mentally lazy.
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Post by: TheViscount on 22 Feb 2009, 16:12: Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 22 Feb 2009, 16:07
Quote from: Ptommydski on 22 Feb 2009, 13:29
Quote from: jhocking on 20 Feb 2009, 14:10
You didn't mention stuff that happened to you. You, like, almost died again.

It's taken for granted. I think maybe they did not manage to cure my sleep apnea at all so it was probably all futile.

Also, my lungs burn every other day. I mean literally burn like I'm being crucified. I still haven't quite quit smoking and every time I do it feels like I've been beaten in the lungs by a sock-full of baseballs. What are you going to do though? Complain about it? I mean some of you are familiar with my lifestyle choices in the past. I have abused my body in basically every way conceivable for two and a half decades. All of my ailments are my fault and for the most part I had a lot of fun collecting them. Most of the time I think it's a fair trade off.

I guess 40 is the new 30 because I hit forty and quit smoking, started eating right, working out again, running, I've lost 25 pounds recently and am sparring again. Between 30 and 40 I let myself go a bit> For some reason getting married wasn't all that good for me. I got too sedentary and mentally lazy.

Talk about changes.. Good job. What kind of sparring do you do?
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 23 Feb 2009, 20:44: I box (badly) and do a little jujitsu. Well, it's supposed to be jujitsu but it's probably not very good jujitsu. We just do things that are handy. You know, you repeat the move until it's an unconscious reaction instead of something you think about. I've been beat on a lot so I do it to try to stay limber and also because I know if I really get into it with someone who wants to hurt me I'll need to put them down fast so I can get away or they'll get me. The main idea is just that practicing on your own doesn't do much in terms of preparing you to actually do it, you know? And the boxing is mostly working the heavy bag to keep my wrists and hands tough, and a speed bag to learn some rythm. I'm hardly WWF material.
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Post by: TheViscount on 23 Feb 2009, 22:33: Interesting.
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Post by: Masterbainter on 24 Feb 2009, 03:09: Quote from: Guido Sarducci on 23 Feb 2009, 20:44
I'm hardly WWF material.

Haha funny laugh?
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Post by: Guido Sarducci on 24 Feb 2009, 19:55: hah hah nervous laugh?
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Post by: phooey on 24 Feb 2009, 20:01: Jeph is already gone, isn't he.
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Post by: Slick on 24 Feb 2009, 20:22: He was here for like an hour or two?
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 24 Feb 2009, 20:30: It was never meant to last.

We'll always have Paris though.
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Post by: Liz on 24 Feb 2009, 20:36: Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 24 Feb 2009, 20:30
We'll always have Paris (http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/melissa_d/WAHP.html) though.
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Post by: onewheelwizzard on 24 Feb 2009, 20:43: why would you do that
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Post by: Liz on 24 Feb 2009, 20:44: Hmm?
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Post by: Wolf on 24 Feb 2009, 20:51: Quote from: Boro_Bandito on 24 Feb 2009, 20:30
We'll always have Paris (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412260/) though.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 24 Feb 2009, 21:07: It's no My Immortal. (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/)
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Post by: Boro_Bandito on 24 Feb 2009, 21:59: I'm not going to lie this was exactly what I was hoping would happen.
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Post by: Liz on 24 Feb 2009, 22:00: o/
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Post by: David_Dovey on 25 Feb 2009, 04:46: Requesting Harry/Batdick slash plz
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Post by: Inlander on 25 Feb 2009, 14:01: . . . What?
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Post by: jhocking on 25 Feb 2009, 14:57: Not you. Nobody would write a story about you.
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Post by: TheViscount on 25 Feb 2009, 15:39: Quote from: Darkbluerabbit on 24 Feb 2009, 21:07
It's no My Immortal. (http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/)

Why would you do that
Why
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Post by: Johnny C on 25 Feb 2009, 16:06: jeph please return to this thread you need to stop using twitters for your characters and start modeling all your twittering off shaq, i have linked his twitter below

(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3928/2825606.gif) (http://www.twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ)
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Post by: Toba on 03 Mar 2009, 02:56: We're from twitteronia, we connect
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Post by: Gryff on 17 May 2009, 07:15: I like coming back every six months or so, searching my username to find out what people have said about me, then token posting in a couple of threads to stir up a little reinterest in the brandname.
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Post by: Gryff on 17 May 2009, 07:20: Eu de Gryff.
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Post by: Gryff on 17 May 2009, 07:21: ... For men.

Heh. Triple posting. Still got it.
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Post by: Will on 17 May 2009, 07:31: I returned and brought a renewed interest in brain slugs with me.
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 17 May 2009, 07:51: Dead threads are dead
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Post by: Sox on 17 May 2009, 07:55: but Long Live Gryff.
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Post by: MrBlu on 17 May 2009, 21:07: Mother@#$%er.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 17 May 2009, 21:21: I hereby declare Will winner and awesome and sideburns and happiness and truth and dinosaurs
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Post by: David_Dovey on 17 May 2009, 21:42: AND HARDKORE MUSIKKZ
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Post by: Johnny C on 18 May 2009, 15:17: Quote from: Gryff on 17 May 2009, 07:15
I like coming back every six months or so, searching my username to find out what people have said about me, then token posting in a couple of threads to stir up a little reinterest in the brandname.

holy hell someone call up corporate
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Post by: E. Spaceman on 18 May 2009, 16:10: Gryff is our Axl Rose
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Post by: Ozymandias on 21 May 2009, 08:35: Quote from: Johnny C on 25 Feb 2009, 16:06
jeph please return to this thread you need to stop using twitters for your characters and start modeling all your twittering off shaq, i have linked his twitter below

(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3928/2825606.gif) (http://www.twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ)

I'm trying to read this but the only voice that pops in my head when I do is Tracy Jordan.