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Title: Talking to you.
Post by: Masterbainter on 27 Feb 2009, 13:08
When you are alone do you talk to yourself?

If yes, then what do you say?

If no, then fuck you.
Title: Re: Talking to you.
Post by: yelley on 27 Feb 2009, 13:23
i'm sorry, that was a private discussion. i don't disclose information that was told to me in confidence.
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Post by: Masterbainter on 27 Feb 2009, 13:29
so you do think to yourself out loud when no one is around?  I do.
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Post by: celticgeek on 27 Feb 2009, 13:44
Sometimes I really need to talk to the wisest, most intelligent person around.  Since that is usually me, yes, I do talk to myself. 



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Post by: lprkn on 27 Feb 2009, 13:44
Not a whole lot. I do tend to sing to myself, though. I sound a lot better when no one is around.
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Post by: ViciousWarGoose on 27 Feb 2009, 13:49
More just muttering to myself really, sometimes with the odd pew pew pew laser sound.
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Post by: Masterbainter on 27 Feb 2009, 13:51
heh.. that's good stuff.

Yeah alot of time i'll talk out scenarios in my head(except I actually say it outloud, or maybe I don't.. I dunno).

Like one recent one.

"I should see if anyone else talks to themselves"

"not a good idea, remember what happened in highschool"

"look those people were dicks and immature"

"so are you now"

"fuck you, ass"

"No, fuck you in the ass"

"okay!"

*grabs a toothbrush
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Post by: Genbot2500 on 27 Feb 2009, 14:00
i usually reconfirm myself.. Out loud

So i'll go

Me: I should go left
MeČ: yeah, left is good

Etc
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Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 27 Feb 2009, 14:05
i talk/sing to myself when i get really excited. like, if i'm making a sandwich and i'm really hyped about it, i'll make up a little ditty about making a sandwich.

or if i'm having a hard time deciding between one thing or another i will often debate with myself outloud about the pros and cons of each until i can make an informed decision. the problem with this is that it usually happens in stores when i am grocery shopping so my conversations are brief, urgent, and usually whispered which probably makes me look more crazy, rather than less.
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Post by: MrBlu on 27 Feb 2009, 14:19
I don't really talk to myself as much as I imagine confrontations in my head.

I'll plan out how a conversation will happen before it happens.

I'm usually wrong.
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Post by: Masterbainter on 27 Feb 2009, 14:20
I have a real hard time with math unless I talk it out, outloud.

like in gradeschool when they did the little flashcard contest for math.

I would start talking them out like, "Twelve times six is .."

then the other kid would answer and win.  Mostly because I didn't know the answer.  God, I hated the 11th grade.
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Post by: Kylos on 27 Feb 2009, 14:23
I don't really talk to myself as much as I imagine confrontations in my head.

I'll plan out how a conversation will happen before it happens.

I'm usually wrong.

I do that, but to an even bigger extent. I'll imagine all possible outcomes to a conversation, but i'm so scared of confrontation, the conversation never happens.
But it's nice to keep myself occupied.

Also, when i'm in supermarkets and I go down the wrong aisle, i'll shout "noooooo" at myself, and I once made up a song about milk out loud. This behaviour gets embarressing.
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Post by: MrBlu on 27 Feb 2009, 14:26
I don't really talk to myself as much as I imagine confrontations in my head.

I'll plan out how a conversation will happen before it happens.

I'm usually wrong.

I do that, but to an even bigger extent. I'll imagine all possible outcomes to a conversation, but i'm so scared of confrontation, the conversation never happens.
But it's nice to keep myself occupied.

Also, when i'm in supermarkets and I go down the wrong aisle, i'll shout "noooooo" at myself, and I once made up a song about milk out loud. This behaviour gets embarressing.
Have we met? I think I've seen you in my mirror before.
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 27 Feb 2009, 14:39
I repeat conversations I 've previously had but change them to things I wish I'd said instead. I also often imagine events happening to me and having conversations about them.

This leads me to say and think bad things. It is also a form of self-torture. You should have seen me the first time I did acid. Issssssss-uesssssss...
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Post by: Shaztastic on 27 Feb 2009, 14:42
hahaha yeah i talk to myself it's kinda weird like i'll be in the kitchen washing dishes or cooking (this seems to be the main time it happens also when i really have to concentrate) and i'll be like pepper? yeah damn right pepper and then start giggling that i answered myself i also talk to my dog not that i expect him to answer ( i think i'd wee with happiness if he eventually does) also i sing but never know the proper words so start singing random crap to some radio tune it annoys my sister but i love it :D
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Post by: Hairy Joe Bob on 27 Feb 2009, 14:53
I find reading your posts rather exhausting. Punctuate? Even a little?
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Post by: tania on 27 Feb 2009, 15:08
i do pretty much the same thing as pete. i am 100% okay with it, but i try to make sure i'm alone when i stat talking because i'm pretty sure it scares the shit out of my housemates whenever they overhear me doing it.
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Post by: axerton on 27 Feb 2009, 15:13
I talk to myself all the time. Sometimes I narrate my life out loud, or behave as if I'm showing a guest around, I do this mostly when I'm at my parents property - working to stave of the insanity that would otherwise ensue. At other times I'll plan out ridiculsly unlikely events, most of them morbid such as if I were to get hit by a car and I would rehearse the conversationts I would have with people. I'm sure I do other things, but despite the fact that I'm the only one involved in the conversation, even I'm not listening to me.
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Post by: Tybalt on 27 Feb 2009, 15:32
I tend to overthink a lot, usually conversations I haven't had.

Often I'll just make noises at my cats.  This is one of my worst habits.
Title: Re: Talking to you.
Post by: Masterbainter on 27 Feb 2009, 15:40
I don't have cats. 

I make cat noises.

Then I say, "oh you are so cute kitty!"

then I stop staring at the corner, and continue my day.

Title: Re: Talking to you.
Post by: Elizzybeth on 27 Feb 2009, 15:56
I get the sense that the whole "replaying conversations in your head and coming up with better answers" thing is pretty common--there's even that French phrase, "l'esprit de l'escalier" (wit of the staircase, thinking up comebacks only after you've left a conversation).  Regardless, I do that constantly, and I agree that it's debilitating to one's social confidence.

I don't really talk to myself much out loud, in general, but I do sing to myself when I'm happy.  And I laugh at socially inappropriate moments sometimes?
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Post by: Eris on 27 Feb 2009, 16:54
Yeah, I do the whole "replay a conversation" when I finally come up with the perfect witty line that escaped me at the time. Normally that is at least 5 minutes after the person has walked off, though.

I also talk to inanimate objects a lot. I tell my plants how well they're going; tell the kettle it is almost boiled; make encouraging noises to my car when it is having trouble starting or getting up a hill; Lecture my phone when it turns itself off; Yell at the TV (but I think most people do that one). Oh, I also will mumble along with a book if I am really into it, like, if there is a passage describing what someone said and an action, I will mumble the words and make expressions that fit and wave my arms a little or something. I don't think anyone has noticed that yet, apart from me.
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Post by: Hat on 27 Feb 2009, 17:07
More just muttering to myself really, sometimes with the odd pew pew pew laser sound.
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Post by: Liz on 27 Feb 2009, 17:09
I talk to myself all the time, either when I'm stressed, cleaning, or trying to work something out. Oddly enough, when I sew I talk to myself with a fake English accent. No idea where that comes from but it amuses me greatly when I am hemming a pair of pants and find myself saying "oh bloody hell I've run out of bobbin thread."
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Post by: Lines on 27 Feb 2009, 17:36
I will say things to myself, but I do not hold conversations with myself. And sometimes I will sing what I'm saying just because. I've also been told that I make sounds when I'm thinking and I don't even realize it.
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Post by: RedLion on 27 Feb 2009, 17:46
I don't really talk to myself, but I have this strange habit of sometimes silently mouthing the last thing I said in a conversation after I've said it. I don't even really realize I'm doing it! It's kind of weird. Also, when I have a song stuck in my head, I can't help but mouth the lyrics or kind of whisper the song itself. So I imagine that I sometimes look like I am talking to myself.
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Post by: Lila on 27 Feb 2009, 17:49
Well, I sing along with my ipod, but that doesn't count (it's gotten me weird looks from joggers I didn't see coming).

If I can't figure something out, I talk the problem out and count things on my fingers. Usually the pros are on one hand and the cons on the other, but I also do it with geometry a lot.

And if I'm unhappy I make general "meh grar agh sigh" type noises, especially if I'm tired.
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Post by: sean on 27 Feb 2009, 19:36
From my memory I think I am rather quiet when I am alone. But something tells me that this is probably incorrect. I'll think about this thread next time I am alone in my house.
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Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 27 Feb 2009, 21:22
I mainly just curse at things.  Like if I am out of clean spoons and have to wash some, I'll say, "man, fucking spoons" as if it is the spoons' fault that they are dirty.  I also verbally abuse my cat, but in a sweet, baby talk voice so he can't tell.
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Post by: lolwut on 27 Feb 2009, 21:36
i don't function well if there's no noise so yeah, i tend to talk to myself, and confirm myself like mentioned above, and talk at things as if they can understand me

it keeps me sane
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 27 Feb 2009, 22:05
Sometimes I'll talk to myself when I'm alone, even rarer times I'll use different voices when talking to myself.
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Post by: pwhodges on 28 Feb 2009, 00:04
If I talk to myself, I'm certainly not listening.
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Post by: Gilead on 28 Feb 2009, 01:02
When I'm writing scripts or comics or stories I say the dialogue out loud to make sure it sounds like a real conversation, I also read out loud when I'm memorising a script for an acting job. It gets me weird looks when I do it in coffee shops.
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Post by: jeph on 28 Feb 2009, 01:09
i have got to stop all those rapes
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Post by: Genbot2500 on 28 Feb 2009, 01:24
i do the whole make up a comeback after i had a conversation.. I also do it before a conversation and i  do it about conversations that happened years ago and nobody but me remembers..
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Post by: Dollface on 28 Feb 2009, 03:30
Me: that door is shut.
Me2: yup thats shut allright
me: well if it is shut it isnt open
me2: you just won some beer
me:fuck yeah but remember i do the talking, last time we got almost raped

etc etc
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Post by: Kylos on 28 Feb 2009, 03:54
I don't really talk to myself, but I have this strange habit of sometimes silently mouthing the last thing I said in a conversation after I've said it. I don't even really realize I'm doing it! It's kind of weird.

My brother's done this from a very young age.
It creeps me out.
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Post by: tweetles on 28 Feb 2009, 05:40
I have a great tendancy to have arguments in my head then saying the end of it out loud
it works out great when the rooms been silent for ages and you yell out "no you shut up, you dont even know what the fuck your talking about" good times

But usually I had a myriad of conversations with myself and others inside my head.
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Post by: valley_parade on 28 Feb 2009, 05:59
I almost constantly have inner conversations going on in my head.

My inner self has a decidedly scouse accent, it's strange.
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Post by: Krina on 03 Mar 2009, 14:46
I talk to myself! Mostly in the supermarket though - "Ok, I got the milk, not i got to get...". When I wait at the checkout, I sometimes make calculations how much it's all going to cost. The other day, an old lady came up to me and told me she was glad she wasn'T the only one who did that.

Also, sometimes when I'm walking outside, I suddenly notice that I'm going in the wrong direction. Then I'll loudly say "Fuck!" or "No!", stop in my tracks and walk back into the direction i came from. I sometimes get funny looks for that.
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Post by: Patrick on 04 Mar 2009, 02:04
Cultural acceptance of self-yappy is low here, I guess, because it freaks out Albanians just a little bit when I talk to myself.
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Post by: tweetles on 04 Mar 2009, 03:23
While I think most people do talk to themselves, but like many things when its done it public people are unnerved
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Post by: Aztex on 04 Mar 2009, 03:26
I usually talk to objects before i use them, stairs are usually the biggest culprit.
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Post by: tweetles on 04 Mar 2009, 03:30
My only talks with stairs are when ive triprd on them and im abusing them for doing it on purpose

I like having big conversations with the little lizards that come into the house though. Theyre so damn cute.

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Post by: SirJuggles on 04 Mar 2009, 03:41
It is just coming to my attention that I talk to inanimate objects constantly. Especially my car. I will always thank my car for getting me somewhere and keeping me out of any accidents. Or even when I'm late and freaking out, I try and calm down and console my car that it's not its fault, it did its best. Strangely, I'm one of the few people people I know who doesn't name all their stuff, I just call it by what it is.

Oh, and I just remembered, my friends find great amusement in my tendency to give inanimate objects commands. Whenever I put something down, I'll stop, point and it, and tell it to "stay". And then wait a second to make sure it does.
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Post by: Katherine on 04 Mar 2009, 08:38
I don't necessarily address myself when I talk to myself, I just announce things that I am doing as I am doing them as though there are people around who want to know what I am up to.
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Post by: pulpfiction21 on 04 Mar 2009, 08:45
I don't have discussion with my self, but I do talk to inanimate objects when no one is around. Usually involves alot of cussing for some reason. IDK i get excited.
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Post by: tweetles on 04 Mar 2009, 17:21
Whenever I put something down, I'll stop, point and it, and tell it to "stay". And then wait a second to make sure it does.

I do that all the time and get so disapointed when it doesnt listen
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Post by: jhocking on 04 Mar 2009, 17:38
I routinely answer out loud when thinking questions.  Like, I'll think "hey joe are you upset today?" and then respond "No." out loud.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 04 Mar 2009, 17:41
My inner monologue is starting to sound less and less like George Takei.  I don't know if I should be happy or sad.
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Post by: MrBlu on 04 Mar 2009, 18:05
Well when I'm half asleep and I'm thinking about something/semi-dreaming, and someone is talking to me, sometimes I answer out loud and feel quite weird about it.
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Post by: Scarychips on 04 Mar 2009, 18:38
Also, sometimes when I'm walking outside, I suddenly notice that I'm going in the wrong direction. Then I'll loudly say "Fuck!" or "No!", stop in my tracks and walk back into the direction i came from. I sometimes get funny looks for that.

I do that too. Sometimes more than once in a row. When that happens,  I stop, think where I want to go, and take the good route.
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Post by: The extra letter on 07 Mar 2009, 03:28
I don't really talk to myself, though when I'm alone I tend to be much more vocal about frustration.

I also talk to pets occasionally but that's ok, they talk back.