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Title: I need something heavy
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Mar 2009, 11:42
I'm in the mood for something insanely heavy. I turned on Ozzy Osbourne and it felt too soft for me. I've got Metallica on right now but it's just not quite right. Ministry is almost there.

Any suggestions? I'm on dial up so it takes a LONG time to download albums from m!f but I'm still willing to (Mr. Beast has taken about 5 hours so far and is almost done). I've heard about Sunn O))) and am considering looking into them, but not really sure.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: valley_parade on 01 Mar 2009, 11:45
Sunn O))) are a good choice if you want obnoxiously heavy and slow. I'm going to recommend you anything Earth put out in the 1990s, especially Pentastar: In The Style of Demons.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: sean on 01 Mar 2009, 11:55
      (http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk213/xmyspaceislamex/orchid_chaos_small.jpg)
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 :-D
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Mar 2009, 12:00
Thank you valley parade, and thank you T-Rex.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Dimmukane on 01 Mar 2009, 12:01
Dead Meadow
Moccassin
Bongzilla
Bongripper

You get the idea.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: rynne on 01 Mar 2009, 12:17
Strapping Young Lad - City

(http://assets.mog.com/amg/pop/cov200/drc700/c734/c73478w0c4q.jpg)



The Haunted - The Dead Eye

(http://www2.centurymedia.com/eteam/ART/haunted_eye.jpg)
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: casull on 01 Mar 2009, 12:47
Electric Wizard - Come My Fanatics 
Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley
Bison b.c. - Quiet Earth
Torche - Meanderthal
Jesu - Silver EP
The Angelic Process - Weighing Souls with Sand
Sunn O)))/Boris - Altar
Pelican - Australasia or the Pelican EP
Baroness - First EP

These are probably my favorite "heavy" albums, in a varied sense of the term. Do you mean heavy in terms of bass, like stoner rock, or some other conception of the word?


Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Mar 2009, 12:57
I don't entirely know exactly what I want. I know it's something heavy but nothing I can quite put a finger on.


You guys are awesome, you know that? I'm like, "I want (general)" and yer all like, "THEN YOU WANT (SPECIFIC)"

I'm keeping these all in mind.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: casull on 01 Mar 2009, 13:07
maybe I should have described them somewhat. the first two are classic stoner rock, torche is... weird. it's fast, but very heavy. Bison is in the vein of mastodon and pelican but a little less avant-garde and a little more retro, I guess? Jesu is kind of shoegazey and pretty in the context of that list, but it has some amazing tones and textures if you have decent headphones. The angelic process sounds like... stars being born. it sounds like the universe being stretched to the breaking point. the sunn/boris collaboration is droneish, much slower paced than anything else on that list. lots of cool drumming on that album. Pelican... I think of pelican as the earth screaming as it wakes up after the winter, which interestingly enough, one of the album titles actually implies. It's slow, downtuned post-something. that baroness EP is short and sweet- 15 minutes, 3 songs. Awesome riffage. probably the most head-banging of anything I listed.

hope that helps.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Christophe on 01 Mar 2009, 15:32
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/28/Hum_-_You%27d_Prefer_an_Astronaut.JPG/200px-Hum_-_You%27d_Prefer_an_Astronaut.JPG) and (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/03/Hum_-_Downward_Is_Heavenward.JPG/200px-Hum_-_Downward_Is_Heavenward.JPG) if you like some chime and prog with your heavy.

For all-out heaviness, I would recommend Sleep (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_(band)).
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Be My Head on 01 Mar 2009, 16:09
Black Sabbath
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: KharBevNor on 01 Mar 2009, 16:32
Man you guys are such boring hipsters. There's more to being heavy as fuck than playing really slowly and turning your amps up. You also have to be awesome, and you must be able to headbang. This is essential. Here are some starting points, limited by youtube and my tiredness.

Anaal Nathrakh - Do Not Speak (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Mvn13um4I)
Behemoth - Decade of Therion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2PDNyD9G0M)
The Berzerker - No One Wins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXgFRT_1zw8)
Bloodbath - Outnumbering the Day (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFom-4Lnj9E)
The Count Nosferatu Kommando - Jim Beamed Ahnenherbe TV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUTDgV3BvWs&feature=related)
Grave - Soulless (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUkgUaKD188)
Impaled Nazarene - Armageddon Death Squad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmCNe6NG40&feature=related)
Nattefrost - Sluts of Hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S9GV1HrAiU&feature=related)
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Be My Head on 01 Mar 2009, 16:35
Bloodbath's "Nightmares Made Flesh" album is what got me into Death Metal.

Also see:

Death
Morbid Angel
Kreator
Dismember
Obituary
Dark Angel
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Joseph on 01 Mar 2009, 17:05
Sleep
High On Fire

This is what you need.  Specifically, Sleep's Dopesmoker.

3 Inches of Blood also.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: alluk on 01 Mar 2009, 18:27
Proubly not what you're looking for, but when I want heavy stuff I usally like it thrash, angry and something I can mosh to.

With something like this I must plug A Sin For A Prayer. I lived beside the drummer for a while, and as far as I know they are still unsigned, but their recordings sound good.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=176575992

For Power/nerdy Metal, I put Blind Guardian at the top, they are like Iron Maiden meets Queen with more tolkien references then you can shake a stick at. Their album "Nightfall in Middle Earth" is a retelling of The Silmarillion.
http://www.myspace.com/blindguardian

Other Random bands that I can think of:
HORSE the band for "nintendo-core". Catchy? yes, Hilarious? Yes, Oh so Good? Hell Yea: http://www.myspace.com/horsetheband

All That Remains has nothing really special about them, but they are one of my favrate death/thrash bands. Maybe thats why: http://www.myspace.com/allthatremains

I don't listen to much metal so outside of saying bands I'm sure you allready have heard of (Pantara, Megadeth, System of a Down) thats all I got.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Be My Head on 01 Mar 2009, 19:09
If you claim to like Thrash, you should really listen to this

(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4747/extremebb8.jpg)
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Harun on 01 Mar 2009, 20:06
if you listen to any of these loud enough, I guarantee you will eventually try to punch yourself in the face:
most are death metal, and some are hardcore

Cryptopsy - Whisper Supremacy
Deadwater Drowning (self-titled ep was all they came out with)
Decapitated - any album
Decrepit Birth - ...And Time Begins/Diminishing Between Worlds
Dim Mak - Knives of Ice
Dying Fetus - Destroy the Opposition
Hour of Penance - The Vile Conception
Hate Eternal - Conquering the Throne
Ion Dissonance - Breathing Is Irrelevant/Solace
Converge - Jane Doe/You Fail Me/No Heroes
Serial Butcher - Genocide Landscape
Prostitute Disfigurement - Descendants of Depravity
Suffocation - any album
Odious Mortem - any
Gorgasm - any
Premonitions of War - Left in Kowloon
Origin - Echoes of Decimation/Antithesis
The Acacia Strain - The Dead Walk
Cursed - III
Pulling Teeth - Martyr Immortal
Trap Them - Seizures in Barren Paradise
Trash Talk - self-titled/Plagues
Aborted - The Archaic Abattoir
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: sean on 01 Mar 2009, 20:13
Man you guys are such boring hipsters. There's more to being heavy as fuck than playing really slowly and turning your amps up. You also have to be awesome, and you must be able to headbang. This is essential. Here are some starting points, limited by youtube and my tiredness.

      (http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk213/xmyspaceislamex/orchid_chaos_small.jpg)
     /
 :-D

Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: KharBevNor on 01 Mar 2009, 21:21
Are you being serious?

Seriously.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Joseph on 01 Mar 2009, 22:06
Kill him Khar.

Kill him over the internet.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: sean on 02 Mar 2009, 07:36
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Thrillho on 02 Mar 2009, 08:42
The Dillinger Escape Plan - Caluclating Infinity
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Chad K. on 02 Mar 2009, 09:23
Given where you are with "heavy" suggestions (Metallica and Ministry aren't exactly crushing by non-80's standards) I'm gonna go with Russian Circles.  Try 'em; you'll thank me-
http://www.myspace.com/russiancircles.

I also highly recommend looking these dudes up on youtube.  They have great live videos.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Johnny C on 02 Mar 2009, 09:45
Bison is in the vein of mastodon and pelican but a little less avant-garde and a little more retro, I guess?
They had to change their name to Bison B.C. but yeah, these guys are really great, but comparisons to Pelican aren't really accurate cause they aren't interested in that slow build, and Mastodon kind of sound like a band who does cocaine and can't focus properly. Bison B.C., on the other hand, are basically all about getting drunk and thrashing the fuck out.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: onewheelwizzard on 02 Mar 2009, 19:45
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Dopethrone.jpg)

This thread needed this.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Be My Head on 02 Mar 2009, 19:52
AHEM

Please see the funeral doom band called "Ahab" which was posted in yon mediafyre thread by myself.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Mar 2009, 21:05
Isis? Maybe Baroness' Red Album?

And Agalloch's Ashes Against the Grain, of course. Really depends on how you define heavy as to what you want.
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: TLT Thomas on 02 Mar 2009, 22:16
Maybe this is the heavy shit you want...

http://www.myspace.com/lucikamusic

(I used to go to high school with that Skutch guy.)
Title: Re: I need something heavy
Post by: ALoveSupreme on 03 Mar 2009, 05:07
I have nothing to be ashamed of.

You do not.