Hmmm...Steve is single, Faye is now single...
they are totally gonna hook up!!!
Hmp. I like characters enough that I was sad to see Meena get written out of the story in a single panel like that.
Hmmm...Steve is single, Faye is now single...There is a flaw in your logic !
they are totally gonna hook up!!!
Hmmm...Steve is single, Faye is now single...There is a flaw in your logic !
they are totally gonna hook up!!!
If ... only ... I ... could ... find it ... !!!
Hmmm...Steve is single, Faye is now single...
they are totally gonna hook up!!!
Man, in my drinking days I never got that wasted. And I tried--believe me, I really, really tried.
US Dept. of Kicking Your Ass, indeed. Only way this strip could have been better was if Steve had been teamed up with the Vespavenger.
I was thinking about the supporting characters who will probably come around again
- Veronica Vance
- The Bianchis senior.
- Jimbo
- Agent Owsly (Whatever his name is. I think he's Steve's recruiter)
And the supporting characters who have made a (seemingly) permanent exit.
- Sara (unless she's Pizza Girl) (Who tried to be Marten's girlfriend)
- Ellen (Steve's girlfriend)
- Angus, aka Argument Guy (Faye's wannabee boyfriend).
- Benji (Raven's Hoboyfriend)
- The Boybobot (Hannelore's last, best chance for sanitary love)
- Meena (Steve's girlfriend)
- Dave (Steve's girlfriend's
boyfriendroommatefiancé/serial killer)- Wil (Penelope's boyfriend. Okay, so maybe he's not gone. Maybe)
- Marten's boss (who had a boyfriend. Okay, it's a stretch, but work with me, people)
Whoa. I see a pattern!
It's trolling to point out that this strip is a intended to
a) make fun of the "where's Steve"ers, and
b) just like last time a) happened, have some fun?
Enjoy seeing Steve, because we'll next see him in 300 strips after he's Skied Everest, become a cosmonaut, or something, anything, that keeps him out of the neighborhood.
Man, in my drinking days I never got that wasted. And I tried--believe me, I really, really tried.
US Dept. of Kicking Your Ass, indeed. Only way this strip could have been better was if Steve had been teamed up with the Vespavenger.
I was thinking about the supporting characters who will probably come around again
- Veronica Vance
- The Bianchis senior.
- Jimbo
- Agent Owsly (Whatever his name is. I think he's Steve's recruiter)
And the supporting characters who have made a (seemingly) permanent exit.
- Sara (unless she's Pizza Girl) (Who tried to be Marten's girlfriend)
- Ellen (Steve's girlfriend)
- Angus, aka Argument Guy (Faye's wannabee boyfriend).
- Benji (Raven's Hoboyfriend)
- The Boybobot (Hannelore's last, best chance for sanitary love)
- Meena (Steve's girlfriend)
- Dave (Steve's girlfriend's
boyfriendroommatefiancé/serial killer)- Wil (Penelope's boyfriend. Okay, so maybe he's not gone. Maybe)
- Marten's boss (who had a boyfriend. Okay, it's a stretch, but work with me, people)
Whoa. I see a pattern!
*reads the comic*
...
*shrug*
It's been a while since a QC has really done it for me, but I was really pleased with strip.This
Also: Steve's back! Woo
Today was the first comic in a couple months that actually made me laugh really hard.
Excellent work, Mr. Jacques.
Cool strip, QC needs more of the wow-random that this is. Still, sad to not see one with Hanners being turned into a cyborg lesbian. :-PYes they all seem to have elevated melanin levels... :-D
So, I'm guessing that is the last we'll see of Steve's girlfriend. I am sort of glad she is out, reminded me too much of Faye's therapist and Sven's assistant.
Yes they all seem to have elevated melanin levels... :-D
I for one hope to see more of the eastern European spy/dominatrix chick. There is just something about that accent...
Just can't quite put my finger on it.
I'm not sure why but for some reason this comic all of a sudden just got a hundred thousand million billion trillion times better.
Just can't quite put my finger on it.
What's awesome-est to me is that there's a small possibility this won't be the only time this comes up. I mean, the strip is funny as a gag on where Steve has been all this time, but a while back I thought that Steve had been recruited into a secret agency like that and it was involved in this massive conspiracy in the QC world, an integral part of which is the death of Faye's dad.
.......... so yeah. :p
But if not, it was still awesome.
His name was Alan Turing, and I believe Dora went to school with him (early comic, if anyone's inclined to look). Rather an interesting name, eh?[/list]
I was thinking about the supporting characters who will probably come around again...
- Agent Owsly (Whatever his name is. I think he's Steve's recruiter)
Marten's enthusiasm over his relationship with Dora is overwhelming. I don't care how long they've been together, it should at least make him smile.Oh yes he should totally go "ah poor guy you lost your love to some other guy and they are happily married, but I am totally in a happy relationship and make the big dance whenever someone asks me about it".
Why wouldn't Wil come back? He and Pen are destined for each other. duh.He may yet, Mr. Frodo. But Wil's new pals in that last photo didn't make his chances look great.
Tortura? Of course we will see her again! I mean, Steve obviously escaped by seducing her and convincing her to betray her masters and free him, and is now obsessed with him, as he is the only man who has ever satisfied her, and she desires nothing more than to be his desperate love slave!This.
Tortura? Of course we will see her again! I mean, Steve obviously escaped by seducing her and convincing her to betray her masters and free him, and is now obsessed with him, as he is the only man who has ever satisfied her, and she desires nothing more than to be his desperate love slave!This.
That would be an amazing little story arc.
Now we just have to ask ourselves whether Marten is less than enthusiastic about his relationship for Steve's sake, or if he's doing it unconsciously and deep down doesn't have that much enthusiasm for it any more.
Does Steve's head appear large to anyone else? :-o
Indeed. Steve will confront the guy at an appropriate time and place.Does Steve's head appear large to anyone else? :-o
I see what you mean in the first panel, but only when I looked for it.
In the second panel, the guy in the doorway is tailing Steve. Steve knows this.
Does Steve's head appear large to anyone else? :-o
Unless he was faking being nice or underwent a radical personality change, I'm going to agree. Dave just doesn't seem like someone who would do that.Why wouldn't Wil come back? He and Pen are destined for each other. duh.He may yet, Mr. Frodo. But Wil's new pals in that last photo didn't make his chances look great.
As for Meena and Dave, that's exactly what I would have expected from them. Nor would I be surprised if Meena called the engagement off next week. She seems batshit crazy to me. It may be Dave proposed in order to 'save' Steve from her.
Marten's enthusiasm over his relationship with Dora is overwhelming. I don't care how long they've been together, it should at least make him smile.
Wil also hasn't been given a whole lot of time to show himself off.
In the same amount of time, Sven would be nothing more than "Womanizing Jerk," Marten as "Skinny Indie Guy," and Faye as "Abusive Bitch". If Wil were to be around more I think that he'd be more fleshed out.
On a side note, do we know what Steve's job was/is?
I for one hope to see more of the eastern European spy/dominatrix chick. There is just something about that accent...
Tortura? Of course we will see her again! I mean, Steve obviously escaped by seducing her and convincing her to betray her masters and free him, and is now obsessed with him, as he is the only man who has ever satisfied her, and she desires nothing more than to be his desperate love slave!
Wil returns 6 QC-months later (so that's probably like 4 or 5 normal years) and everyone asks what he's been up to. It cuts to a flashback of him doing awesome stuff and the strip ends with him saying "not much"
I've done many things drunk, but never watched soap-operas. I do admit to Watching DOL though, way back when, to see exactly how many Roman Bradys they could stuff onto the show at one time. But, if we postulate the Bianchis are QC's Bradys, Faye would at least have had to sleep with Sven, Dora, and probably Mr. Bianchi to become parallel. And there's got to be a twin of one of the main characters lurking out there. DOL is (or was) built around the idea that everyone in the world has a long-lost, crazed twin sibling who's out to destroy them. You know the twin's crazy because he/she/it actually wants to take over the character in question's life, possibly for a chance to sleep with one of the Bradys.
Does Steve's head appear large to anyone else? :-o
Huge head is huuuuge!
TeletoonHeh, Canada. :-D
Good to see a lapsed character make a comeback. Although I'm never a fan of the 'Big jock who try to eff anything that moves and think it's unmanly not to think like they do' characters, if more depth can be added to his character it'd be nice to have another male in the picture.
If we take the poll seriously than Hannelore will be a cyborg that doesn't have any way to import.On a side note, do we know what Steve's job was/is?
Kicking ass.
Hmmmmmm
Is the luster going out of Dora and Marten's relationship? Or is it that Marten is just not as open about it to others?
With Steve back in the picture I wonder if the incident between Sven and Faye will see him hook up with her.
Wil is in tonight's strip! Whoohoo!Not necessarily. The script could just involve him.
And the supporting characters who have made a (seemingly) permanent exit.
* Sara (unless she's Pizza Girl) (Who tried to be Marten's girlfriend)
* Ellen (Steve's girlfriend)
* Angus, aka Argument Guy (Faye's wannabee boyfriend).
* Benji (Raven's Hoboyfriend)
* The Boybobot (Hannelore's last, best chance for sanitary love)
* Meena (Steve's girlfriend)
* Dave (Steve's girlfriend's boyfriend roommate fiancé/serial killer)
* Wil (Penelope's boyfriend. Okay, so maybe he's not gone. Maybe)
* Marten's boss (who had a boyfriend. Okay, it's a stretch, but work with me, people)
Whoa. I see a pattern!
March 3, 2009 9:54pm
Good to see will is doing (somewhat) well out there.
See you tomorrow.
Start with 893 for the Meena/Dave story.
Although the adventures of Steve look to be quite interesting I am hoping that QC does not take a turn for the totally insane action comic.
On to more important things--Jeph's just throwing nekkid people at us now!
EDIT: Is that tumbleweed in the second panel?
As for the Marten being tired of Dora, I think that's wishful thinking -- Marten is sensitive to the relationship problems of his friends and doesn't toot his own horn at the best of times, so if he knows Steve just had a breakup, why would he be dancing around saying how great his girlfriend is? Yes, there are some assholes who do that kind of thing, but Marten isn't one of them. I think the big nighttime sigh was explained pretty well in the following comics where Marten complains about how his dreams of music success aren't coming true. The details should be considered in the context of the whole.
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Yes, I'm a dork.
I blame the flu and the medicine.
Do nudists always wear hats?
And why is he out there if he's worried about scorpions?
Does your dick hang lower if there's a large scorpion attached to it?
Let's make a dumb skinwalkers joke
Why does the Shaman get to wear clothes? Shouldn't the leader of these things follow his own teachings?
I detect a scam. :x
Woo, fleshlight jokesObviously Sara.
This appears to be "mention characters we haven't seen or heard from in a while" week.
Steve
Agent Whatsit
Meena
Dave
Raven
Wil
who's next? ONLY TIME WILL TELL PEOPLE
Obviously Sara.
I want/need those puppets. :-DSadly, topatoco doesn't seem to have puppets.
OOOOH! Penny's going into the Punch & Judy business! :D
I wonder what the Sven Puppet will look like?
Do nudists always wear hats?Hats: Well, when one of those lame MTV reality shows went to a nudist camp out west, their guide wore a hat, shoes, and a weird blur about his middle.
And why is he out there if he's worried about scorpions?
I had to google "fleshlight" just to make sure it wasn't a typo.There is much for you to learn, Grasshopper Nymph. The Internet can teach you, but only if you are ready for it.
I really wish I hadn't....
I can't quite decide how I feel about the attachment that's just a nondescript slit.I've seen a description of it before, something like "it's made so if people discover your fleshlight it is nondescript and noone knows what it is".
Man, fleshlights are creepy.
raven fleshlight.That would be kind of pointless if she's had the amount of sex we think she's had.
wow.
i'm surprised how long the comic has been up w/out anyone being all 'omg must have raven sextoy WANTWANTWANT'
raven fleshlight.That would be kind of pointless if she's had the amount of sex we think she's had.
wow.
i'm surprised how long the comic has been up w/out anyone being all 'omg must have raven sextoy WANTWANTWANT'
Like throwing a sewing pin down a mining shaft...
Zing?
raven fleshlight.That would be kind of pointless if she's had the amount of sex we think she's had.
wow.
i'm surprised how long the comic has been up w/out anyone being all 'omg must have raven sextoy WANTWANTWANT'
Like throwing a sewing pin down a mining shaft...
Zing?
Man, fleshlights are creepy.
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I'm wondering if Raven will vanish, too, for that same reason. She had a great gag built into her, but a lack of complexity and no backstory.
It's fun to analyze, but I am so sleep deprived right now...
I love the dora puppet...it's a-DORA-ble
:laugh:
minus the raven fleshlight one though.
unless its a voodoo doll. then the implications become far more disturbing
Everything is better with puppets.
What! No one'd made the obvious comments about wanting to stick their hands up people's bottoms! The quality of people here is getting better.Jeph preempted that. See the comic title.
Fleshlights are right next to RealDolls on the list on "Shit that Should Not Exist."You have clearly not worked with flat-head screws for very long.
Funny thing about the list, there's always room for one more item. *pencils in flathead screws*Fleshlights are right next to RealDolls on the list on "Shit that Should Not Exist."You have clearly not worked with flat-head screws for very long.
<---- spent the past two weeks working on old manufacturing equipment, with nary a Philips head screw in sight.
Fleshlights are right next to RealDolls on the list of "Shit that Should Not Exist."
Being a decent person doesn't mean you deserve a cookie, it means you have the satisfaction of having goddam morals.
Chris Rock in this threadBeing a decent person doesn't mean you deserve a cookie, it means you have the satisfaction of having goddam morals.
exactly! i love how people are so proud of themselves for being honest about something that they should've been honest about in the first place. it's like you didnt do anything special, you did what you were supposed to do
Sven's such an amusing character - very dry and sarcastic.My thoughts exactly. And as much as I hate Sven....goddamn he looks cool in that first panel. Also angry, but whatever.
Pity he's a man-whore.
Chris Rock in this threadBeing a decent person doesn't mean you deserve a cookie, it means you have the satisfaction of having goddam morals.
exactly! i love how people are so proud of themselves for being honest about something that they should've been honest about in the first place. it's like you didnt do anything special, you did what you were supposed to do
You have clearly not worked with flat-head screws for very long.
<---- spent the past two weeks working on old manufacturing equipment, with nary a Philips head screw in sight.
anyone else here, not that into will? i mean i dont necessarily dislike him. i think i'm just kind of indifferent to him.
You have clearly not worked with flat-head screws for very long.
<---- spent the past two weeks working on old manufacturing equipment, with nary a Philips head screw in sight.
Robertson head screws are much better than the Phillips
Robertson head screws are much better than the PhillipsWhy?
Robertson head screws are better known as square head screws. They simply allow the driver bit to grip it better. I strip phillips and flat heads all the time, never had a problem with square heads though. But like I said, unfortunately they don't make em in the US.Robertson head screws are much better than the PhillipsWhy?
OK, seriously, can I please have someone explain to me how someone who is not in a relationship can be so angry and hurt when a known slut they're ashamedly sleeping with ends up having drunk sex with one other person on one occasion?
This assertion that "Sven's behavior is certainly unreasonable and immature" is baffling to me. Rather, it's the reactions of Faye and Dora and company that seem unreasonable and immature. Or did I just somehow miss the comic where Sven and Faye decided to go monogamous?
Oh, other people commented on Sven... sorry for redundancy. Still, there was more to my rant yes? :police:
OK, seriously, can I please have someone explain to me how someone who is not in a relationship can be so angry and hurt when a known slut they're ashamedly sleeping with ends up having drunk sex with one other person on one occasion?Faye was in a relationship emotionally speaking, she just wasn't admitting it to herself. Self-delusion can lead to being angry and hurt.
Chris Rock in this threadBeing a decent person doesn't mean you deserve a cookie, it means you have the satisfaction of having goddam morals.
exactly! i love how people are so proud of themselves for being honest about something that they should've been honest about in the first place. it's like you didnt do anything special, you did what you were supposed to do
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haha do you mean that was said by chris rock? well, i hadn't heard it before, but if he did say it he's a wise man. actually though, a lot of his standup is pretty clever.
flesh lights are awesome you guys are just in denial.
girls have had it for years and now the guys get it it is a travesty.
next time you dont want us to use flesh lights then put out next time we pay for your damn dinner
QFE.flesh lights are awesome you guys are just in denial.
girls have had it for years and now the guys get it it is a travesty.
next time you dont want us to use flesh lights then put out next time we pay for your damn dinner
I think dildos are gross, too. No double standard here.
And if you want sex in exchange for paying for dinner, get a prostitute. I can buy my own dinner.
Yeah...as long as you're apologizing for redundancy, double-postingYou know, I find people who get genuinely broken up about double posting (not quote tunnels, not triple posting, just the horror of two posts in a row - this is a habit from frequenting forums with no edit buttons, many apologies master) amusing at the best of times, but it's even better when they have less than a hundred posts. I'm no regular on here but are you really moderating me? :evil:kind ofcompletely undermines it.
Yeah...as long as you're apologizing for redundancy, double-postingYou know, I find people who get genuinely broken up about double posting (not quote tunnels, not triple posting, just the horror of two posts in a row - this is a habit from frequenting forums with no edit buttons, many apologies master) amusing at the best of times, but it's even better when they have less than a hundred posts. I'm no regular on here but are you really moderating me? :evil:kind ofcompletely undermines it.
Robertson head screws are better known as square head screws. They simply allow the driver bit to grip it better. I strip phillips and flat heads all the time, never had a problem with square heads though. But like I said, unfortunately they don't make em in the US.Do we make anything in the US anymore? I thought the idea was that we would have a 100% service economy, passing all the money around to each other and getting all our actual product from people from less fortunate countries.
flesh lights are awesome you guys are just in denial.Reminds me of this (http://www.mysongbook.de/msb/songs/i/ipd.html).
girls have had it for years and now the guys get it it is a travesty.
next time you dont want us to use flesh lights then put out next time we pay for your damn dinner
Chris Rock in this thread
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haha do you mean that was said by chris rock? well, i hadn't heard it before, but if he did say it he's a wise man. actually though, a lot of his standup is pretty clever.
Haha, I remember that bit of his standup!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7b2oCYgfik
Its at about 2:00. This is Sven.
flesh lights are awesome you guys are just in denial.
girls have had it for years and now the guys get it it is a travesty.
next time you dont want us to use flesh lights then put out next time we pay for your damn dinner
"no dont say that it i offensive to people whine whine whine we suddenly have moral that you are causing to become outraged for."
wtf is this the new HQ of the internet White Knights.
"no dont say that it is offensive to people whine whine whine we suddenly have moral that you are causing to become outraged for."
this just inYou will not get laid by any of the girls on this forum
wtf is this the new HQ of the internet White Knights.
"no dont say that it is offensive to people whine whine whine we suddenly have moral that you are causing to become outraged for."
this just inYou will not get laid by any of the girls on this forum