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Title: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 12 Apr 2009, 22:51
She's still pretty rad, dudes.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 12 Apr 2009, 22:52
(http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/avril-lavigne-400-022107.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Cire27 on 12 Apr 2009, 23:52
She married a 15-year old.

(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5204/hahahahahahahahahak.jpg) (http://img23.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hahahahahahahahahak.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: KharBevNor on 13 Apr 2009, 00:19
My little sister used to pronounce her name "Av-ree-el Lar-vig-nee"

My little sister was a lot cuter before she discovered drinking and boys.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Inlander on 13 Apr 2009, 01:23
She married a 15-year old.

A fifteen-year-old Willem Dafoe!
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: imapiratearg on 13 Apr 2009, 10:22
He was a skater boy!
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: MrSteevo on 13 Apr 2009, 10:29
According to Wikipedia one of her favorite albums is Radiohead's "The Bends"
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: scarred on 13 Apr 2009, 10:31
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3222/willem0rr.jpg)

It looks like we've got us a cowboy.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Hat on 13 Apr 2009, 16:06
According to Wikipedia one of her favorite albums is Radiohead's "The Bends"

I'm sold, popping out to JB Hifi to get her entire discog now
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Gridgm on 13 Apr 2009, 17:21
this is why i don't like radiohead...i have taste
as such i'll go the buy the discography of someone who has a taste in music

(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/gridgm/argh.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 13 Apr 2009, 17:27
two of my least favorite things in one convenient photo!

super!
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Avec on 13 Apr 2009, 17:58
Let's not get off subject.

Avril Lavigne you're a star, don't you forget it!
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/8752/avril.jpg) (http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=avril.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Scarychips on 13 Apr 2009, 17:59
According to Wikipedia one of her favorite albums is Radiohead's "The Bends"

Also, Miley Cyrus favourite Radiohead song is "Creep"
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f329/smarriveurr/The_More_You_Know.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Melodic on 13 Apr 2009, 22:17
Anyone whose favorite Radiohead song is "Creep" doesn't know any other Radiohead songs.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Tom on 13 Apr 2009, 22:36
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Paris_Hilton_2.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Apr 2009, 05:14
Avril has a couple of listenable songs. 'I'm With You' is a decent power ballad, and I always liked 'Losing Grip.'

She's a worthless tramp herself, but I would most certainly nail her.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: David_Dovey on 14 Apr 2009, 05:24
Wonderful!
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: BeoPuppy on 14 Apr 2009, 05:40
Avril is an annoying brat who needs ritalin.

I sort of expect her to do a serious album soon to establish herself as a serious recording artist doing serious songs which will be utter shit, terrorise TV for months, sell millions and annoy the fucking crap out of me for ages.

God I hate that 'woman'.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: pulpfiction21 on 14 Apr 2009, 05:54

She's a worthless tramp herself, but I would most certainly nail her.

I would smash a lot of women that I have no respect for. It's easier to deal with after I'm done.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Inlander on 14 Apr 2009, 06:07
Oh-ho-ho, it's funny because women you don't like have no feelings or sense of self-worth and their only possible function is acting as a sperm-bucket.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: pulpfiction21 on 14 Apr 2009, 06:14
You're gross.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: michaelicious on 14 Apr 2009, 08:41
He's not the one who referred to having sex with someone as "smashing" them.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Apr 2009, 10:09
She's still pretty rad, dudes.

She isn't and she never was?
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Apr 2009, 10:10
"Complicated" is quite possibly one of the most boring debut singles in history.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: McTaggart on 14 Apr 2009, 10:16
You'd be better off listening to the Libertines.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Headwoünd on 14 Apr 2009, 11:32
This thread is gold.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Zingoleb on 14 Apr 2009, 12:02
This thread scares and confuses me

This happens often

When it does, my mental reading voice switches to this alternating soothing/sarcastic in an attempt to make sense of the senseless
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: SirJuggles on 14 Apr 2009, 12:36
I... I'm not sure what to say. I've never really liked her, but I was under the impression that after "Girlfriend" she gave the music industry the finger and walked away, and I kinda respected her for that at least. Was I wrong?
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Kyros on 14 Apr 2009, 13:55
Tell me that picture of Paris and In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is photoshopped.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: MadassAlex on 14 Apr 2009, 13:56
Oh-ho-ho, it's funny because women you don't like have no feelings or sense of self-worth and their only possible function is acting as a sperm-bucket.

I think you are correct to imply that some of the posts here are highly distasteful.

On the other hand, modern society does encourage certain behaviour in women. We're led to believe there's a level of sexual liberation, which is true to an extent, but there's lots of pressure to engage in potentially harmful recklessness concerning sex, which is what these gentlemen may be referencing.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Inlander on 14 Apr 2009, 14:04
I think you're being overly generous.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: MadassAlex on 14 Apr 2009, 14:10
I think you should humour me.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 14 Apr 2009, 14:10
better overly generous than overly greedy, i always say.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Thrillho on 14 Apr 2009, 15:58
Don't say 'men' like I acted like an object like he did.




... I mean I did objectify her, but firstly I was quasi-joking (I think she's hot-lookin' but would struggle to screw someone I hate so much) and secondly I don't think I put it nearly as disgustingly as he did, surely?
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Hat on 14 Apr 2009, 21:26
Harry, David, I am sorry that you have to bring out these negative emotions you have inside of you, regarding peoples valid life choice to have anonymous sex with a series of strangers with ever decreasing self esteem.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Hat on 14 Apr 2009, 21:27
FRIEND STATUS: PENDING
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Hat on 14 Apr 2009, 21:30
but there's lots of pressure to engage in potentially harmful recklessness concerning sex, which is what these gentlemen may be referencing.

I think what these gentlemen are referencing is that they like sex and in the absence of any real emotional connection with a woman they would just have sex with her anyway stand back they are dangerous renegades
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Hat on 14 Apr 2009, 21:31
(http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/5204/hahahahahahahahahak.jpg)<3(http://www.aolcdn.com/ch_kids/avril-lavigne-400-022107.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Johnny C on 14 Apr 2009, 21:58
Not even looking her in the eyes. Utterly disgusting behaviour.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: MadassAlex on 14 Apr 2009, 22:34
I think what these gentlemen are referencing is that they like sex and in the absence of any real emotional connection with a woman they would just have sex with her anyway stand back they are dangerous renegades

I think you are a great poster and I say that without any sarcasm whatsoever. <3
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Cire27 on 14 Apr 2009, 22:46
Not even looking her in the eyes. Utterly disgusting behaviour.

Relax, he still has a lot to learn about love.  I mean, what do you expect from a 15-year old.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Ballard on 14 Apr 2009, 22:47
Having grown up on Sum 41 I struggle to write them off nearly as fast as Avril Lavigne.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: billiumbean on 14 Apr 2009, 23:30
I mean, what do you expect from a 15-year old.

To like Avril Lavigne, but in a different way.

Like, buying-the-physical-CD-instead-of-fetching-it-on-Limewire sort of like.

Not this.  This is definitely not that.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: David_Dovey on 15 Apr 2009, 04:08
Having grown up on Sum 41 I struggle to write them off nearly as fast as Avril Lavigne.

I was beaten with a stick as a child and I too look on it more generously than it perhaps deserves
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Tom on 15 Apr 2009, 15:03
Tell me that picture of Paris and In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is photoshopped.

It is, posted the original.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Patrick on 15 Apr 2009, 17:00
As far as terrible pop goes, Avril is not the greatest of our worries. It's only when Kieffer starts listening to Evanescence when I start to break out the suicide suggestions.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 14:07
Hey hey you you (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI)

Naw, I like her old stuff better.

I would totally do Amy Lee from Evanescene, but I can't abide their singing.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Sep 2010, 08:42
Hey guys Avril and Derrick got divorced!
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Johnny C on 05 Sep 2010, 10:50
yeah months ago but she's like totally frumpy now i think
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: KharBevNor on 05 Sep 2010, 11:59
Remember, this is coming from a dude who has been known to try and have sex with shop mannequins if he takes too long shopping*.


*This is not true I'm just saying Tommy has a large libido.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: KvP on 05 Sep 2010, 12:16
Avril Lavigne has a new fragrance. It is traumatizing (http://avril-lavigne-perfumes.com/home.aspx?lang=en).
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Akima on 06 Sep 2010, 02:51
She's a worthless tramp herself, but I would most certainly nail her.
I don't like Ms. Lavigne's music, and I know nothing about her personal life. But if she's done half the sex and drugs Keith Richards has I'd be surprised, and nobody calls him a tramp. Oh yeah, I forgot, he's a guy...
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: KvP on 06 Sep 2010, 03:06
Dunno, Keith Richards is known for his drug use than sleeping around. Mick's got him beat in that arena, to a degree.

Anyway, you may have a point in a general sense but at the same time, take a look at how people talk about Gene Simmons.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: look out! Ninjas! on 06 Sep 2010, 05:39
In hushed, reverent tones?

Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: ImRonBurgundy? on 06 Sep 2010, 17:54
Avril Lavigne has a new fragrance. It is traumatizing (http://avril-lavigne-perfumes.com/home.aspx?lang=en).

Sold exclusively at that most respected of perfumeries, Kohl's.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: Ballard on 24 Sep 2010, 23:28
Anyway, you may have a point in a general sense but at the same time, take a look at how people talk about Gene Simmons.

This is almost exclusively because Gene Simmons is a huge assclown who would skullfuck his children if you could prove to him it was a viable business model and not at all because Gene Simmons is promiscuous.
Title: Re: I'm Listening to Avril Lavigne
Post by: KvP on 25 Sep 2010, 00:12
I don't think that's the case. I mean, that's a part of it, but KISS "sold out" from the very beginning. I remember reading an anecdote about how for one of their first shows, they opened for the Ramones and even at that point they had a lit-up KISS marquee. They were a brand from square one. So it's not as if Gene Simmons ruined something good (even if their first album has its apologists). Gene Simmons is a whore in more ways than one, but I've never known anyone to admire him for his alleged 4-digit conquest total. He's seen as a dirty old man and a creep.