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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: frullic on 13 Apr 2009, 09:09
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what do you think was on the GSX 9500's warning on the box?
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Do not put in reach of children.
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Do not operate heavy machinery after using.
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Caution: GSX9500 may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. GSX9500 contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use GSX9500 on concrete. Discontinue use of GSX9500 if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. If GSX9500 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. GSX9500 may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, GSX9500 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of GSX9500 of any and all liability. Ingredients of GSX9500 include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. GSX9500 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt GSX9500. GSX9500 comes with a lifetime warranty.
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GSX9500 comes with a lifetime warranty.
"I'd like a refund."
"And why is that, sir?"
"It killed my wife."
"Well I'm afraid that means the warranty has expired. Good day."
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Do not taunt GSX9500.
Your wife probably ignored this warning.
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(http://collativelearning.com/PICS%20FOR%20WEBSITE/stills%202/ae3515.jpg)
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May cause immaculate insemination.
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Do not taunt GSX9500.
Your wife probably ignored this warning.
Well, you know how Doms are...
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Oh man. The GSX9500 is really HAL 9000 in dildo form. We are all doomed.
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Point away from face.
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Caution: GSX9500 may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. GSX9500 contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use GSX9500 on concrete. Discontinue use of GSX9500 if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. If GSX9500 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. GSX9500 may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, GSX9500 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of GSX9500 of any and all liability. Ingredients of GSX9500 include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. GSX9500 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt GSX9500. GSX9500 comes with a lifetime warranty.
You have won THE GAME
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Caution: GSX9500 may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. GSX9500 contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use GSX9500 on concrete. Discontinue use of GSX9500 if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. If GSX9500 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. GSX9500 may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, GSX9500 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of GSX9500 of any and all liability. Ingredients of GSX9500 include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. GSX9500 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt GSX9500. GSX9500 comes with a lifetime warranty.
Happy Fun Ball?
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Oh man. The GSX9500 is really HAL 9000 in dildo form. We are all doomed.
I'm sorry KickThatBathProf, this conversation can serve no further purpose.
:D
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Why don't you take a stress pill and we can talk about this.
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Do not overuse
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Caution: GSX9500 may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. GSX9500 contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use GSX9500 on concrete. Discontinue use of GSX9500 if any of the following occurs: itching, vertigo, dizziness, tingling in extremities, loss of balance or coordination, slurred speech, temporary blindness, profuse sweating, or heart palpitations. If GSX9500 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. GSX9500 may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, GSX9500 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of GSX9500 of any and all liability. Ingredients of GSX9500 include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. GSX9500 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt GSX9500. GSX9500 comes with a lifetime warranty.
Do not feed the GSX9500 after midnight
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It doesn't even need a warning label.
Let me put it this way, Mr. KickThatBathProf. The 9500 series is the most reliable vibrator ever made. No 9500 vibrator has ever made a mistake or distorted information. They are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
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Does this mean it cannot penetrate fools?
So many idiots trying to place machinery in their genitals but unable to. Sad.
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Do not use while plugged into wall.
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Do not look into the operational end of the GSX 9500.
Under no circumstances should you ever *static*
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GSX-9500 has entered the base!
GSX-9500 has entere....*krrrrkrrkkrr*
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Do not insert in ear canal.
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The first time I saw that "Warning" on the box, I thought it said "wang". True story.
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"Caution: Wet Floor"
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Caution: Children Xing
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Do not use this product while operating heavy machinery.
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Do not feed the GSX9500 after midnight
What would one feed it? :O
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Do not feed the GSX9500 after midnight
What would one feed it? :O
It feeds on virginity.
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"Caution: Wet Floor Inevitable"
FTFY
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Do not expose to direct sunlight, as the device may be prone to melting, and the neighbours might see it.
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Wear protective clothing when using this device.
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If you happen to own a Cyber-Surrogate Male Companion (commonly known as a 'Robotic Boyfriend'), attach the GSX 9500 as an accessory at your own risk. Don't say we didn't warn you. Because we did. If you're reading this, Hannelore, yes, this means YOU. Love, Dad.
p.s. Ahhhh-haa-ha-ha- ha-ha!
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So the bait and tackle are out of beta?
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What if the warning said "For external use only"?
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"EPIC EQUIPMENT. PLEASE USE RESPONSIBLY."
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'Do not use in Zero Gravity locations'
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"This product warps time and space" (http://quark.physics.uwo.ca/~harwood/humor14.html)
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Come with this if you want to live.
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two words:
Guh, Roan!!!
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I'm not sure 'Guh' is a word. I think it
otomatopia automatopia a soundy thing.
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As in: Galinda, with a "guh." Yes, Onomatopoeia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia)
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I thought of a great one but it's too creepy.
In its place I'll offer "harmful or fatal if swallowed".
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Post the creepy one.
POST THE FUCKING CREEPY ONE.
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Why the hell not? post it.
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'May cause eyes to bleed'