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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Wacky Willy on 16 Apr 2009, 15:01

Title: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Wacky Willy on 16 Apr 2009, 15:01

This comic keeps getting more and more ridiculous!  Yeah, there was the usual webcomic Madonna/Whore dichotomy with female characters being either sex-crazed caricatures or basket cases mortified by the very thought S-E-X, but this just takes the cake.  This Fey character is a mid-twenties, presumably college educated woman, AND SHE'S NEVER HEARD OF MASTURBATION???  What is this, "The Donna Reed Show" with navel rings?

The only explanation I can come up with is that the author is on the receiving end of a very controlling relationship and this Fey character is his passive-aggressive way of striking back at womenkind.  A neurotic basket case whose fragile psyche crumbles at the slightest touch from a man.  (But OF COURSE once she's ravished she can't get enough.)  I hope for your sake that she's not based on anyone you know IRL, because there will be hell to pay once she finds out about this webcomic of yours.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Ivaness on 16 Apr 2009, 15:21

... Where does it say that she's never heard of masturbation?  The only thing I saw was that she had never been to a sex shop.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Apr 2009, 15:32

Faye (I presume you mean when you type Fey) talked about masturbation way back in strip 140 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=140) and strip 243 (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=243).

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: The Joker on 16 Apr 2009, 15:36

Quote from: pwhodges on 16 Apr 2009, 15:32

Faye (I presume you mean when you type Fey) talked about masturbation way back in strip 140 (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=140) and strip 243 (http://questionablecontent.net./view.php?comic=243).

And here (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=808).

Your theory is a bit completely ridiculous, really.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: YukYukInc on 16 Apr 2009, 16:00

serious italics

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: JD on 16 Apr 2009, 17:48

Faye wasn't a fan of dildos until now apparently. not any of this " SHE'S NEVER HEARD OF MASTURBATION??? " crap.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: celticgeek on 16 Apr 2009, 17:55

Don't feed the trolls. 

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Zingoleb on 16 Apr 2009, 18:53

I know I shouldn't be laughing at the OP.

But sometimes, I just can't help laughing at someone's lack of mental capabilities. It's like watching a dog chase parked cars.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 16 Apr 2009, 19:03

Oh, Wacky Willy! You sure are wacky!

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Dazed on 16 Apr 2009, 19:12

NO YOU COME ON

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: YukYukInc on 16 Apr 2009, 19:21

Haha, two hurt emotions posts with joker avatars. It must be hard to make a webcomic when life is such a superior comedy.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Siibillam-Law on 16 Apr 2009, 19:37

My avatar is clearly superior


I'm still trying to figure out the deal with the OP. There are talking robots and shit in this comic. Fey's masturbation is the least of our worries

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: maddness on 16 Apr 2009, 20:36

I've watched too many movies. I saw "come on" and my brain replied "Daddy is not coming on anything!"

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: raoullefere on 16 Apr 2009, 22:00

Quote from: maddness on 16 Apr 2009, 20:36

I've watched too many movies. I saw "come on" and my brain replied "Daddy is not coming on anything!"

What an, er, interesting film canon you must have, maddness.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Surgoshan on 17 Apr 2009, 21:20

Quote from: raoullefere on 16 Apr 2009, 22:00

Quote from: maddness on 16 Apr 2009, 20:36

I've watched too many movies. I saw "come on" and my brain replied "Daddy is not coming on anything!"

What an, er, interesting film canon you must have, maddness.

Harold and Kumar, dude.  Harold and Kumar.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Norton Quintessential on 18 Apr 2009, 07:56

Quote from: Dazed on 16 Apr 2009, 19:12

NO YOU COME ON

COME ON EILEEN

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: raoullefere on 18 Apr 2009, 10:29

Oh, yes, let's all display our hairy pits. I can hardly wait.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: maddness on 19 Apr 2009, 21:15

I had the WORST misheard lyrics thing going on with that song!

Come on Eileen, oh I swear, on your knees
At this moment, you mean everything
With you in that dress. I'm impressed by your breasts
But you're dirty
Ah come on Eileen

Edit: Does it make it nastier or more innocent that I was pre-tween when this song came out?

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: raoullefere on 19 Apr 2009, 23:14

I thought Rowland sang "But you're dirty," too, if that helps. I just looked at the lyrics, and I'm really shocked. I think all I really got right was "Poor auld Johnny Ray," "Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye," and "Come on Eileen."

But, if it makes you feel any better, yeah, you were clearly a huge pervert. OTOH, ever since I saw Maire Fahey in the video I've had a bit of a thing for chicks wearing only overalls. Maybe DMR corrupted the Youth.

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: Christophe on 20 Apr 2009, 11:00

Faye doesn't like fapping? Jeph must be high!
OHHHH, COME ON FUCK A GUY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhszQbOl95k)

Title: Re: Oh, COME ON!
Post by: jeph on 20 Apr 2009, 15:17

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr this thread is retarded and so is the OP