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Title: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 16:38
Man I love lucky underwear. I slip them on every time I think I need a little bit of a pick me up in my dealings for the next period of time, and man they always do the trick. I don't know how they became my lucky underwear, they just are. I stole them from my friend James 3 years ago because I went into a room and if you went into that room you had to take your pants off, and I wasn't wearing underwear, so I had to put on a pair of his. I got locked in the bathroom during that process, I think, things were complicated, drinks were consumed. Anyway, do you have lucky underwear? I mean I would feel pretty bad for you if you didn't, but still, I gotta know. Tell me stories.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Avec on 24 Apr 2009, 16:40
Nope, just underwear. But I have a lucky yellow belt.

 8-)
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 16:46
I do not have any lucky underwear.
Maybe I should pick some, perhaps the pair of magenta cotton hotpants with matching wifebeater I bought a while back but have only worn once because I had to wait until I had a full load of red washing so they wouldn't run on anything.
Also Kieffer I have missed you.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 16:50
I dunno can you designate your lucky underwear? I feel like they have to become lucky underwear naturally, otherwise some of the magic will go out of them.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 16:51
Or I guess the magic would never go into them, which might be even worse!

Anyway here are my lucky underwear.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Seanbateman/GAAAY.gif)
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Thomas Edison on 24 Apr 2009, 16:53
The chest hair looks luckier than the underwear.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 16:53
Well I did go to an awesome party whilst wearing them and then in the morning a boy took them off, so I guess they have been pretty lucky so far, also they are amazing comfy.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Victorinia on 24 Apr 2009, 16:59
I have favourite underwear, but no lucky underwear. Is that almost kinda the same thing?
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lummer on 24 Apr 2009, 17:02
Well I did go to an awesome party whilst wearing them and then in the morning a boy took them off, so I guess they have been pretty lucky so far, also they are amazing comfy.

Just retire them now, and brag about their 100% success rate.

On topic: I have a lucky leather wristband, which has yet to bring me any actual luck.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:05
He took them off in the morning? Was he just extra drunk the night before, or did the morning bring a new wave of psych.


I am completely perplexed, presently.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Avec on 24 Apr 2009, 17:05
http://www.luckybrand.com/
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 17:07
It was pretty much because there hadn't been any bed or closed door prior to the morning?
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Blue Kitty on 24 Apr 2009, 17:07
I have a tiny, jade Buddha statue that seems to give me good luck on tests.  I don't wear it near my junk, but it does the job.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:10
Hrm. Lunchy I am perplexed. Was this a new boy at a party and then you all fell asleep in a puddle?

Or was this a former boy.

Also I know your name but somehow calling you lunchy makes more sense, is that weird?
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:11
Also dammit stop talking about lucky things that aren't underwear.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 24 Apr 2009, 17:12
So am I seriously the only person appalled by this:

I stole them from my friend James 3 years ago


??  Really?   It's ok to borrow a friends drawers?   To each his own, but I'm not sure I'm good enough friends with anyone to swap nut huggers.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:16
That says more about the quality of your friends than the quality of my hygiene.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 24 Apr 2009, 17:21
Yeah maybe (but I still think it's gross)
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Johnny C on 24 Apr 2009, 17:23
none of my underwear is lucky, i lead a miserable existence and crave the sweet release of death. every time i put on underwear they are a little looser because my body is bloating like a useless empty corpse, filling with gas that will eventually expunge itself in one foul belch. my life is a waking nightmare.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:31
Wait wouldn't your body swelling with foul gasses of unspeakable horror and bloat make your underwear tighter as opposed to looser?

I don't believe you're living a miserable existence at all!

Ya big faker!
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Skibas_clavicle on 24 Apr 2009, 17:32
As far as I can recall, those skivvies have a big hole in them.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 17:33
It was my regular boy! We just didn't have time to do anything till morning, you see. It is not so complicated.

Also do not be ashamed of calling me Lunchy. Hannah and Ben still call me Lunchy when I hang out with them, everyone called me Lunchy at OzCon, and I lived with Jimmy for six months and he has never called me by my actual name ever. Plus you know there is still another Ally so why bother really, I am quite fond of Lunchy.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:35
Yeah. I find that the more luck they are required to produce, the faster they decay. That's why I try to only bust them out for incredibly special occasions, or when I want to flirt with indie girls at my bloody valentine shows.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:35
It was my regular boy! We just didn't have time to do anything till morning, you see. It is not so complicated.

Also do not be ashamed of calling me Lunchy. Hannah and Ben still call me Lunchy when I hang out with them, everyone called me Lunchy at OzCon, and I lived with Jimmy for six months and he has never called me by my actual name ever. Plus you know there is still another Ally so why bother really, I am quite fond of Lunchy.

You have a regular boy?

scandal
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 24 Apr 2009, 17:43
I think basically if you are over the age of 16 you should be wearing boxer briefs. Other styles just seem so... juvenile? I have three different types of boxer briefs, however, some for athletic stuff, some for daily wear, and some for "hey I might get laid tonight, lets make sure my business looks as good as it possibly can."

I am of the opinion that briefs could be attractive, but I've not yet seen it done.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 17:49
Do you want to see pictures of my regular boy, Kieffer, I have lots.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 17:54
You cannot see his underwear, lucky or unlucky, in any of them though, so perhaps they would be best in another thread.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Drill King on 24 Apr 2009, 17:56
Oh man, boyshort briefs on men are the best things. There is a perfect length for boxer briefs alas the only time I have seen them in a picture there is totally pierced dick showing, sorry guys.

My lucky underwear are pretty awesome, they are basically rugby striped boy briefs green and grey with the awesome waist band thing, I have two pairs, one is magenta and grey, the first pair have a piece sign on them and the second pair have a mushroom. They mix hippy dippy with posh rugby and have not yet made me not feel better. the green ones are more 'general' luck and the magenta ones are more 'flirty' luck.

Greatest things.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Alex C on 24 Apr 2009, 18:42
 I wore briefs as a child and after a brief flirtation with boxers I ended up firmly in the boxer-briefs camp by the time I could drive. They just plain fit better; it pretty much takes an act of god to make even fairly cheap boxer-briefs ride up or bind, which is something you can't always say about comparable boxers or briefs.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Josefbugman on 24 Apr 2009, 18:49
People can have lucky underwear?

I mean I have a lucky hat, but thats only because 1. It gives me a conversation piece and 2. I can use it to more effectivly summon bar staff.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Alex C on 24 Apr 2009, 19:50
I used to know a girl who once quickly summoned bar staff via her thong, although I do not know if it was a lucky thong.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: mberan42 on 24 Apr 2009, 20:07
Mine have rocket ships on them.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Ballard on 24 Apr 2009, 20:42
Kieffer do you think boxer briefs like these (http://www.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/CategoryDisplay?catalogId=32052&storeId=13051&categoryId=134558&parent_category_rn=134557&langId=-1&top=Y) are too juvenile? Solid colors just don't do my body justice.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 24 Apr 2009, 21:25
Okay thread. After I posted in you I got out of bed and put the experimentally-lucky undies on.

(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/1236/undies.jpg)

Then I went up the street and had a pretty awesome morning and ate warm blueberry muffins and had a coffee whilst I chatted with the baristas at this cafe on Oxford St and and I went vintage storing and I finally found the perfect perfect winter coat that I have been looking for for months and then I went grocery shoping and they were playing Whitley on the shop radio and I bought lots of things and ingredients to make cupcakes for a thing tonight and now I am laying around listening to some old CDs I found and man these undewear are pretty comfy.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Dollface on 25 Apr 2009, 01:58
How do i know that my underwear is lucky underwear?

Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: calenlass on 25 Apr 2009, 02:08
God that picture of those underwears is old, Kieffer. I remember that photo in its entirety and the story. From years ago. I can't believe you still have them.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: scarred on 25 Apr 2009, 02:13
I haven't had lucky undergarments since 8th grade. They were white/greyish boxers with Spongebob in a Santa hat. And they said "Merry Christmas From Bikini Bottom!"

I wonder whatever happened to them?
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Cartilage Head on 25 Apr 2009, 07:53
My lucky underwear is actually the only pair of non-boxer-briefs I own; a g-string.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Ballard on 25 Apr 2009, 08:32
It is a great honor to be privy to this information..
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: snalin on 25 Apr 2009, 13:19
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd50/lcdlove/rocket_underpants.gif)

When I hear "lucky underwear", this is the very first thing that comes to mind.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: StaedlerMars on 25 Apr 2009, 13:58
Yeah, and then (what I think is) the final panel of that series where Calvin grumbles something along the lines of "what's the point of wearing your lucky underwear if no one can see them?"
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Johnny C on 25 Apr 2009, 14:17
let's all take pictures of ourselves in underwear
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: calenlass on 25 Apr 2009, 14:18
I have done this already. Bonus points?
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Liz on 25 Apr 2009, 15:28
let's all take pictures of ourselves in underwear

That's what Aurostion is for, Johnny. Have you so quickly forgotten?
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Lunchbox on 25 Apr 2009, 16:20
Every picture of me I take has me in underwear. Most of the time I have other things over the top, though.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: yelley on 25 Apr 2009, 21:37
lucky skivvies, no. lucky shoes, yes. pictures later, maybe.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Joseph on 25 Apr 2009, 23:27
let's all take pictures of ourselves in underwear

That's what Aurostion is for, Johnny. Have you so quickly forgotten?

Wasn't it the Quiki forum?
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Eris on 26 Apr 2009, 00:04
That was when Aurostion got closed down for a while. Auro is still the original and the best!
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Joseph on 26 Apr 2009, 00:11
Aurostion scares me.  It's all the same people, but it feels off.  It's the gonzo QC forums.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Cartilage Head on 26 Apr 2009, 00:44
 Pretty good for jerking off though.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Cartilage Head on 26 Apr 2009, 00:45
 Aurostion is like... Rule 34 of the QC Forums.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: StaedlerMars on 26 Apr 2009, 05:21
Cartilage Head, you've been having some pretty good page breaks recently.

Just sayin'.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: StaedlerMars on 26 Apr 2009, 05:23
"I don't do anal."

Maybe you should become more sexually appealing.

Pretty good for jerking off though.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: nobo on 03 May 2009, 09:51
This is what real lucky undies look like.

FYI they are called "sacfree" so consider yourself warned that there is going to be some mannequin sack below.
















(http://www.unicum.de/evo/files/1/4/5/311/317/sacfree_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Christophe on 03 May 2009, 09:57
That mannequin sure has some wicked sack.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: snalin on 03 May 2009, 09:57
how is that lucky? I just see it as an invitation for a good ole' kick.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Wasteroo on 03 May 2009, 11:38
I think a good portion of my motivation to wear underwear is to keep my sack covered. It makes 'em feel safer, somehow. I would save the sack-exposing underwear for days I was feeling especially dangerous.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Patrick on 03 May 2009, 11:55
I have a pair of boxers that I lost my v-card in, and I have won many games of 'are you nervous' while wearing them, both before and since.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 04 May 2009, 01:09
This is what real lucky undies look like.

FYI they are called "sacfree" so consider yourself warned that there is going to be some mannequin sack below.


Clearly the creator of the sacfree skivvies has never had a hernia.  

Conversely, I suppose, it could have been such an enormous hernia that the thought of restraining his giant swollen sack prompted the creation of this abomination.  At that point though, free-swinging pendulum rat nuts on a human scale and gravity do not make a good combination.   I am in pain at the thought.


Edit to remove redundant use of the word enormous
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Zingoleb on 04 May 2009, 01:21
Holy hell, Mannesac! I want to pose next to one of these things. Have them pose on my porch, sac out for all the world to see, to scare away visitors...
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Ballard on 05 May 2009, 19:25
Also, the thought of restraining spandex on the nuts augh
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Wasteroo on 05 May 2009, 19:35
It's definitely an area that I would not want to have decreased blood flow.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: JD on 05 May 2009, 19:39
Admit it, those would make going to the bathroom real easy.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Elizzybeth on 05 May 2009, 22:22
Even as a girl, I am bothered by several implications of that statement:

(1) Going to the bathroom in normal underwear is difficult.

(2) You'd rather push your junk out a tiny hole in the bottom of your underwear than pull those underwear down slightly.

(3) That's pretty much it.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 May 2009, 22:31
Dudes are pretty lazy at peeing. I mean, we invented special toilets just so we could pee without aiming.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Elizzybeth on 05 May 2009, 22:42
I just can't imagine that it'd be comfortable to have Spandex squeezin' your stuff as you're trying to pee.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Inlander on 05 May 2009, 23:04
I assume the reason for those underpants is to enable a gent to wear briefs, without overheating his testicles.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: JD on 06 May 2009, 11:58
Elizzybeth takes my joke too seriously: more info at 11.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Elizzybeth on 06 May 2009, 12:17
Oops.


Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Caleb on 06 May 2009, 13:11
I have a pair of black boxers with Chinese lettering or Kanji (I don't know which) writing all over them.

That is my lucky underwear.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Dollface on 06 May 2009, 13:31
my lucky underwear is made from Polytetrafluoroethylene.
(no skidmarks)
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 06 May 2009, 15:52
It being basically summer now, I've given up on underwear pretty much entirely.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: SonofZ3 on 06 May 2009, 18:02
I finally retired my lucky boxers. They were looking more than a little ragged, and I vowed that if I succeeded at the latest round of education I would finally put them to rest. They were red with blue hearts, and had about 7 holes by the time they got retired.
I attempted to replace them with some expensive bright red ones, but even after washing them they dyed the inside of my favorite jeans pink. Not a very lucky start.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 May 2009, 18:29
My underwear isn't lucky but goddamn if they aren't happy
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: phooey on 06 May 2009, 18:42
I have a pair of black boxers with Chinese lettering or Kanji (I don't know which) writing all over them.

Post pictures so we can help translate.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Caleb on 07 May 2009, 14:53
I have a pair of black boxers with Chinese lettering or Kanji (I don't know which) writing all over them.

Post pictures so we can help translate.

I never actually got them translated.

OK Lemme make a note to get some pics tomorrow.

Now I am curious if they say something really horrible or something.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: SirJuggles on 07 May 2009, 15:01
CAUTION: CONTENTS ARE EXTREMELY SMALL AND PRONE TO FRIENDLY FIRE
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Patrick on 07 May 2009, 16:11
Dudes are pretty lazy at peeing. I mean, we invented special toilets just so we could pee without aiming.

I thought they were just because it's easier to pee in them while drunk/otherwise intoxicated, which is why they are more common in public places.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: David_Dovey on 07 May 2009, 21:34
I think they were invented to make men feel extremely awkward/tempted to look at each other's junk
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Zingoleb on 07 May 2009, 22:22
Pretty much anything ever made makes me feel awkward and tempted to look at other men's junk.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Wasteroo on 08 May 2009, 19:31
Whenever someone says that they have a boner or refers to their scrotal zones in any way my eyes immediately, unconsciously glue themselves to their crotch.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Zingoleb on 08 May 2009, 22:20
lolFAG
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: pwhodges on 09 May 2009, 00:49
Desmond Morris discussed this in The Naked Ape.  Something about sizing up the competition, as I recall (it's thirty years since I read it).
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 09 May 2009, 00:58
That's interesting.

I have a rather spineless, uninspired, and weak boss whom I am convinced is phobic about being exposed as being, well-- spineless, uninspired, and weak.

He has a terrible tendency to scratch, cup, and/or readjust his balls in public.  He also likes to sit at his desk with only one foot on his desk creating (if you're the guy sitting across from him) a rather hard to miss crotch shot.  Likewise, if you're sitting at your desk, he likes to come stand behind/beside you and put a leg up on anything (drawer, chair, trashcan) creating a situation where if you turn your head you will be face-to-face with his junk.   I've long thought that this habit is purposely designed to remind his audience that he is a man and has a penis.  Reinforcement of his status at the top of the pyramid even though he and I both know he's a bit of a fraud.

I'm not sure why your comment about sizing up the competition made me think of that vile habit of his, though I'm sure there is corollary there somewhere.  Rather than 'sizing up' he is trying to assert dominance by drawing attention to himself.

That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: MrBlu on 09 May 2009, 17:46
Oh, yeah, man. My lucky boxers are awesome. They're plaid green and just rock.

I also just noticed that I wear a lot of plaid.
Title: Re: Wearing my Lucky Underwear
Post by: Slick on 09 May 2009, 18:05
Dudes are pretty lazy at peeing. I mean, we invented special toilets just so we could pee without aiming.

I thought they were just because it's easier to pee in them while drunk/otherwise intoxicated, which is why they are more common in public places.

Yeah they use less water than full-flush toilets also the mechanism is a lot simpler.