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Title: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Will on 04 Jun 2009, 08:07
http://www.people.com/people/news/category/0,,personsTax:DavidCarradine,00.html (http://www.people.com/people/news/category/0,,personsTax:DavidCarradine,00.html)
First Bea Arthur, now David Carradine. All the cool ones are checking out this year :-/
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: rynne on 04 Jun 2009, 13:36
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble.

R.I.P., grasshopper.

*edit* Oh, wow, he was found hanging in a closet naked and his reps are saying it's accidental.  Seems like he might've Michael Hutchence'd himself.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: JD on 04 Jun 2009, 15:29
That's a gross thought.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Zingoleb on 04 Jun 2009, 17:54
At the age of 72, though?

Besides, he was in Bangkok. Cheap hookers, dude.

My father thinks that he was assassinated in the same way Bruce Lee was for revealing too many secrets. Except he worded it "he was killed by kung fu people!"

Now I've been going around saying that. He was killed by kung fu people!
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: satsugaikaze on 05 Jun 2009, 00:33
I believe to be killed by kung fu would be the more awesome way to be killed than what the truth might be with Carradine. Much like Bruce Lee, indeed. Suicide can be really inglorious.

Man, they really offed him this time. D=
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: rynne on 05 Jun 2009, 06:15
MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31118992/) has updates!  Horrible updates!

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Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."

"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

When will people learn that choking fetishes won't get you anything but an incredibly uncomfortable obituary?
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: McTaggart on 05 Jun 2009, 12:29
Keep in mind that you never hear about the people who don't die.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Hat on 05 Jun 2009, 14:02
Eagerly waiting for the day when "man and cheap hooker practice sketchy fetish ritual in hotel room with no adverse consequences" is a news-worthy story.

RIP Frankenstein, dogg.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Johnny C on 05 Jun 2009, 18:32
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble.

R.I.P., grasshopper.

*edit* Oh, wow, he was found hanging in a closet naked and his reps are saying it's accidental.  Seems like he might've Michael Hutchence'd himself.

one night in bangkok makes a hard man humble :<
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Alex C on 05 Jun 2009, 19:28
or heart failure due to an orgasm."

When will people learn that choking fetishes won't get you anything but an incredibly uncomfortable obituary?
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Dude was in his 70s. It may have also gotten him decades worth of orgasms.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Kugai on 05 Jun 2009, 22:34
All I can say is there's still something damned fishy about his death.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: est on 06 Jun 2009, 07:33
Not really?  Just seems like he was a dude who got off on asphyxiation and accidentally died having a wank.  It is a bit of a tragedy, but not so mysterious.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Babpacih on 06 Jun 2009, 08:03
from wikipedia... THE PLOT THICKENS

"On June 4, 2009, Carradine was found dead in his room at the Swissotel Nai Lert Park Hotel on Wireless Road, near Sukhumvit, in central Bangkok, Thailand.[2][3] A police official said Carradine was found hanging by a rope in the room's closet,[14][15] and the Bangkok Post reported that his body was found curled up in the wardrobe with a shoelace tied around his genitals and neck.[16]

Khunying Pornthip Rojanasunand, a Thai forensic pathologist and Director of Central Institute of Forensic Science, stated the incident met four of the criteria for accidental death involving autoerotic asphyxiation. Police Lieutenant General Worapong Chewprecha, Commander of the Metropolitan Police, remarked that the closed circuit television installed within the hotel supported the theory that no other persons were involved with the death.[17][18][19][20] Carradine's representative and family members told the press that they believed the death to be accidental and not a suicide.[21] However it has also been reported that Carradine was found "with his hands tied behind his back." Chuck Binder, Carradine's manager, indicated neither suicide nor accident was the likely cause since "the family has been told Carradine's hands were immobilized (behind his back) by the rope."[22]

Carradine was in Bangkok to shoot his latest movie, Stretch, and had been known to join the film crew for dinner. The crew noticed his absence when going out to dinner on June 3, but assumed he was simply taking the night off"
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Mnementh on 06 Jun 2009, 10:11
one night in bangkok makes a hard man humble :<

Dang it I have been making this joke since the day he died and no one has gotten it.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Border Reiver on 06 Jun 2009, 18:56
If it makes you feel better, I did get it back when you first posted it, but didn't think it was all that funny.
Title: Re: Achievement Unlocked: Kill Bill
Post by: Blyss on 10 Jun 2009, 10:51
RIP - will miss you.

Sucks you had to go out like you did.

 :-(