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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Christophe on 26 Jul 2009, 18:07
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So because the last The Kenny thread hasn't had a post on it since January (which was mine, jerks), I'm not gonna necropost and just start a new thread for it.
For those unacquainted with The Kenny, it is a fun game where you are presented with a subject (band, person, sexual act, situation, et cetera), heretofore called "The Kenny", and name something that is just better and just worse than The Kenny.
Examples:
The Kenny: Clipping your toenails in public.
Just Better: Clipping your toenails in front of a public building as a form of protest.
Just Worse: Clipping your toenails in the privacy of your own home, right in front of a window that faces a large thouroughfare.
Now please, Kenny one of the following:
*The realization that not buying curtains for your window has enabled your neighbor to peep in on you and your significant other doing it.
*Joining a Rush cover band.
*China cymbals.
*Home kitchen deep-fryer machines.
*Having a time machine that only travels to the time where they built the time machine.
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Just better: Joining Complete (http://www.myspace.com/completebarbed)
Just worse: Joining Rush
The Kenny: becoming a model for American Apparel
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just better: wearing clothes
just worse: dating a model from american apparel
the kenny: megan fox
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Just better: jessica alba
Just worse: angelina jolie
The kenny: Root Beer
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Just better: Barq's
Just worse: Dad's
The Kenny: Ironic White Guy Hip-Hop
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Just better: White and Nerdy
Just worse: Non-ironic White Guy Hip-Hop
The Kenny: Led Zeppelin
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Just better: The Duff blimp
Just worse: LZ 129 Hindenburg
The Kenny: Losing your car keys
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Just Better: Losing Your Virginity
Just Worse: Losing Your Mind
The Kenny: Inflation
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Just better: Inebriation
Just worse: Education
The Kenny: Testicular Cancer
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Just better: Barq's
Just worse: Dad's
The Kenny: Ironic White Guy Hip-Hop
Man, you don't know goddamn shit about root beer.
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The Kenny: Testicular Cancer
Just Better: Testicular fortitude
Just Worse: Tom Green
K-K-K-Kenny!: You reunite with an old friend whom you have been looking forward to seeing again. You guys hit it off like old days, and he casually mentions that his band is playing that night. They are a crabcore band.
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Just better: You reunite with an old friend and hit it off like old times but have to leave early due to an emergency phone call.
Just worse: You reunite with an old friend and hit it off like old times but then recognise him as a member of Attack! Attack!
The Kenny: You break up a bar fight but are then arrested for assault.
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Just better: you start a bar fight and watch the guy who tried to break it up get arrested while you get off scot free
Just worse: you attempt to break up a bar fight, only to be impaled on a broken pool cue by one of the drunken combatants
The Kenny: The Grim Reaper
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Just better: Ring Wraiths
Just worse: Those things from Eragon.
The Kenny: Andrew Bird
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Just Better: Brad Bird
Just Worse: Larry Bird
The Kenny: Casual Racism!
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just better: casual sex
just worse: formal racism
the kenny: the sense of impending doom you feel every morning
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Better: the impending sense of the shrooms kicking in
Worse: the Impending sense of doom you get in the middle of the day
the kenny: being john Malkovich (either actually being him or the movie, you're pick!)
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Just better: Being John Malkovich except not bald.
Just worse: Being yourself.
The Kenny: Having fifties pop songs stuck in your head.
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Just Better: Having eighties pop songs stuck in your head
Just Worse: Having fifty pop songs stuck in your head all at once.
The Kenny: Superman
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Just Better: Pretty much any superhero.
Just Worse: Superboy
The Kenny: Fake Forumites (Hello Jen!)
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Just Better: Real Forumites
Just Worse: Really Dumb Forumites.
EDIT4KENNY: "Death of Autotune" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meNF7ZagM0A)
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Just Better: Pretending it doesn't exist
Just Worse: Ben Gibbard whining about it
The Kenny: Pokemon
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Just better: The girl who voices Pikachu
Just worse: Digimon
Kenny: Prison tattoos
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Just better: non-prison tattoos
Just worse: tattoos of the name of the girl you've been dating for a month
The kenny: penis
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Just Better: Wenis
Just Worse: Pinochle
Me My Mo Menny, Kenny: Starring in a movie featuring Steven Seagal and directed by Jerry Bruckheimer.
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Just Better: Killing yourself
Just Worse: Moving to Oakland
The Kenny: The darkness that consumes yr soul
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Just better: The light at the end of the tunnel...
Just worse: ...is an oncoming train.
The Kenny: Being tied to the rails.
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Just better: Being tied to the bed
Just worse: Being tied to the anchor
The Kenny: Gay unicorn fucking
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better: Lesbian Unicorn Fucking
Worse: Inter-species Unicorn Fucking
the Kenny: Writing QC
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Better: Writing xkcd (or Thingpart)
Worse: Writing Ctrl+Alt+Del
The Kenny: Being stuck with weird people for 3 hours.
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Just Better: Being paid to be stuck with weird people for 3 hours.
Just Worse: Having sex with weird people for 3 hours.
pkennydski: You are added to Holden Caulfield's list of Facebook friends.
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Just better: Being added to Eliot Rosewater's list of Facebook friends
Just Worse: Being a damn crummy phony.
The Gambler: Michael McDonald agrees to sing backup vocals on your song.
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Just better: Kenny Loggins AND Michael McDonald agree to sing backup vocals on your song
Just worse: someone puts a donk on it
Z Kenny: the feeling of having a clean home
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Just better: not having to have cleaned it yourself.
Just worse: The feeling of having your home cleaned out by burglers.
Der Kenny: CANINE EROTIC DANCING
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Better: Feline erotic dancing
Worse: Canine and human erotic dancing
ken-ken: the red ring of death!
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Better: The Lord of the Rings
Worse: Sonic and the Secret Rings
ynneK: Practical jokes on friends
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Just Better: Practical jokes on politicians.
Just Worse: Lying to a forum full of people for five years, faking every aspect of your life, and stealing photos from some random person's photobucket account to be extra convincing.
The Kenny: Wearing sandals.
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A brief intermission:
stealing photos from some random person's photobucket account to be extra convincing.
See what this can lead to... (http://www.sophos.com/blogs/gc/g/2008/04/28/facebook-trolls-and-death-threats/)
Just better: Bare Feet
Just Worse: Sandals with Socks
The Kenny: Rolled up jeans
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Just Better: Getting jeans that fit your size
Just Worse: All those holes that tear from your shoes at the end of your jeans
(this is sadly a pertinent issue for me)
Kenny Only: The ability to focus a sneeze into one long stream of mucus
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Just better: The ability to focus a sneeze into one long stream of consciousness
Just worse: The ability to focus a sneeze into one long stream of mucus, but only at job interviews
The Kenny: St. Anger
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Just better: Any other drummer playing any song from any album before St. Anger
Just worse: Death Magnetic
The Kenny: Risk: The Game of Global Domination!
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Just better: Stratego
Just worse: Communist Monopoly
The Kenny: Surprise buttsecks
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Just better: Planned buttsecks
Just worse: Ruined-the-surprise buttsecks
The Kenny: Fried sweet potatoes
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Just better: French fries
Just worse: Fried pineapple
The Kenny: Terrible phone connection
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Just better: Huge satellite phones
Just worse: Dial-up internet connection
The Kenny: A toilet clogged with toilet paper.
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Just better: an unclogged toilet
Just worse: a toilet clogged with shit. Shit that stinks.
The kenny: game stores.
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Just better: Entertainment chains where you can buy the same games for $10 cheaper on release day without having to pre-order
Just worse: Games Workshop stores.
The Kenny: Unemployment
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Fun note to add onto est's post: I am currently in an independent retailer for Games Workshop products and I can't leave because I am supposedly working the store. There are at least 5 people that I want to stab repeatedly. 6 if you count me.
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Just better: Employment
Just worse: Deployment
The kenny: Lost in the Amazon
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Just Better: My Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE&feature=fvw)
Just Worse: Girls Boys (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlhX-yFHqJg&feature=related)
The Kenny: Learning how to ride a bike.
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Just Better: Learning how to ride a motorcycle
Just Worse: Learning that you can't ride a bike.
The Kenny: Unwelcome Guests
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J.b.: Welcome guests!
J.w.: Unwelcome breasts.
THE KENNY : Party foul
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Just Better: Party Fowl
Just Worse: Party Towel
The Kenny: Stripes
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Just Better: Caddyshack
Just Worse: Mad Dog and Glory
The Kenny: Billiards
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Just Better: Pool
Just Worse: Snooker
The Kenny: Information Technology
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Just Better: Books
Just Worse: Internet
The Kenny: Local bands
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Just Better: Local Bands which are good
Just Worse: Your band (ice buurrrrn)
Kennegh: You have a rash on your arm that changes places throughout your body every time you try to scratch it.
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Just better: You have a rash on your arm that taunts you when you try to scratch it
Just worse: You have a rash that changes your arms' places throughout your body every time you try and scratch it
The Kenny: Kenny
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JB= Johnny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iv_E-Fn9E)
JW= Clint (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41gGLmKSm-E)
TK= Jailbait
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JB: Getting away with it
JW: You're the jailbait
TK: Lada Laika
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Unwelcome breasts.
I know those words individually but this sentence makes no sense to me
Also, sorry guys, I can't do a kenny because I have no idea what Lada Laika is.
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That was hard (http://www.google.com.au/search?q=lada+laika&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&client=firefox-a)
J.B= An especially large dog with a saddle.
J.W= Lada Niva (http://autobrasil.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/lada-niva.jpg)
Actually I suppose you were probably talking about this (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,23601.0.html)? Well, my answers stand, anyway.
The Ken= This thing (http://www.brandonbird.com/crimefighters.html)
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Just Better (http://www.brandonbird.com/sega_ford.html)
Just Worse (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/scraps/mural_galvez.jpg)
The Kenny: An autistic sibling
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER? Nope.
Just better: Not having an autistic sibling
Just worse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBgHTJOsi6c - him as a sibling
The Ken: Wet dreams
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Just better: Dry dreams
Just worse: Submerged dreams
The Kenny: Being drafted into Chuggo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhszQbOl95k)'s crew.
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Just better: Chuggo being drafted
Just worse: Being drafted into Attack! Attack!'s crew
The Kenny: casu marzu (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu)
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Just better: Swiss cheese
Just worse: French cheese
The Kenny: You stand on a floating platform and there's no way down.
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Just Better: You Stand on a Floating Platform when all of a sudden a hot air balloon comes to rescue you. And OMG it is being piloted by intelligent puppies :)
Just Worse: You Stand on a Floating Cloud and the Left Side of the Screen is Advancing on You Rapidly
The Kenny: The film clip for "Breaking the Law" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psTUiQzNoxw), by Judas Priest.
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Just worse: French cheese
buh? Is this a reference to something that I am just not getting? Because I can't really imagine any cheese being more unpleasant than that.
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Just Better: This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ezfk7s1NyY) home-made music video to Miley Cyruses' Party in the USA
Just Worse: Parisian Goldfish (http://www.dancefloordale.com/)
Kenny bo-benny banana-nana fo-fenny: Your best friend from high school is getting married and asks you to be his best man, but the wedding band is Attack! Attack!