THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: MrBlu on 12 Aug 2009, 18:15
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Why 'llo thar, my good man/woman/surgery pending. How art thou pray? We shall be playing a round of Mafia tonight, but we shall do this a wee bit differently. So listen keen, folks.
Roles:
We're going to have 16 players total. 4 Mafia members, 4 Detectives, and 8 commoners, just to make the game last a while.
Mafias
You wicked people work together to kill the detectives and take over the town.
Detectives:
You coppers work together to convince the town who is in the Mafia.
Commoners:
You try not to get killed, and vote for who gets hanged at the gallows at dawn.
Rules:
- Each night, the Mafia members rise and discuss amongst themselves who they will whack off.
- After the Mafia does their dirty deed, the Detectives rise and search the crime scene, discuss amongst themselves who they think did the killing, and ask the moderator if they are correct. The mod will give a yes/no answer
- When morning comes, the news will be given as to who was murdered in the night, and the detectives will try to convince the town as to who did the killing.
- After deliberations, two of the townsfolk will be nominated to be hanged. After nominations occur, then the townsfolk will vote on the two, and one will be hung. The one executed will reveal his role.
- The game ends when the Mafia has successfully killed all of the detectives (at which point the Mafia wins the game), or all of the Mafia members have been executed (at which point, the town wins).
(I obviously do not know how to work the list function)
Now, anyone who is interested, give their names, and when we have 16 people (negotiable), I'll give everyone their roles, and I'll announce the beginning of the game.
Good eve.
Players so far:
1.Zombiedude
2.Blue Kitty
3.KharBevNor
4.A Wet Helmet
5.Calenlass
6.Dazed
7.DarkAvenger
8.GenericName
9.Liz
10.Dollface
11.scarred
12.Amok
13.Windyo
14.Axerton
15.Thomas Edison
16.SirJuggles
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I shall play
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I'll do it
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I want to actually play this time.
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I'm down like four flat tires.
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Yesssssssss
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Thanks guys. Come on people, still need 11 more players.
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Count me in
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I'll play too
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I'm game.
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Ah fuck it, why the hell not? I check the forums enough as it is.
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Hooray, people are paying attention to me :mrgreen:
More plz
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Im mother fucking timetravelling buddy cop detective so you can motherfucking count me in... motherfucker.
(im sorry i know that you arent motherfuckker but your father is)
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Yea. I'll do it.
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I'm game. :police:
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Let the killings, hangings and riotings begin. I'm in.
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I'm heading to bed. Who else wants to play, just say so, and we'll begin in the morning. If the list goes over 16, we'll still play you guys.
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Just for the record, since I'm a total n00b to this, how do the 'teams' who collaborate with each other (Mafia/detectives) communicate? PMs?
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I'll play!
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I'll play
I would question the 'two people are nominated' thing. how is it done? democratically? if so this just seems like a waste of time. having played god to a couple of these games on this forum I can tell you that waiting for people to vote can be painful, so if everyone has to vote twice it just makes it worse. Also you really dont want to draw out the game longer than nessisary because people lose interest and in the end the game dies a slow painful death.
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Just for the record, since I'm a total n00b to this, how do the 'teams' who collaborate with each other (Mafia/detectives) communicate? PMs?
PMs, messenger, you decide amongst yourself. I suggest you guys use Skype/WL Messenger, to streamline things.
I'll play
I would question the 'two people are nominated' thing. how is it done? democratically? if so this just seems like a waste of time. having played god to a couple of these games on this forum I can tell you that waiting for people to vote can be painful, so if everyone has to vote twice it just makes it worse. Also you really dont want to draw out the game longer than nessisary because people lose interest and in the end the game dies a slow painful death.
Democratically... No. And it'll move a lot faster than it sounds. Basically we have open discussions here for a while, and you choose two people. Then the mod (me) closes discussions and just says (to make things MUCH faster) say who you vote for, and the person with the most votes (it's a public thing, no switching) gets whacked.
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Not sure if I missed the deadline to join... if not I would like to dive through the tiny space right before the giant slab slams shut and seals the entrance.
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Good timing.
EDIT::
NOW. Everyone will be given their roles, and I will require you to confirm you're in and received your roles by posting. DON'T REVEAL YOUR ROLE.
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Now. Everyone has been given their roles. You all may post to confirm.
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I have mah role
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Got role.
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Got mine as well.
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I'm in
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Got mine
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Got it
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Thanks, got mine
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While we wait for the others, I highly suggest that everyone take everyone else's Msger/Skype address, or at the very least, mine. My msger is [email protected] and my skype name is lockdown125.
When the game begins, I'll start a conference convo with all the members of each faction (Mafia/Detectives).
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Got mine! My skype is alex.pinkus.
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And you couldn't bother to add me, you bastard? Jk, I'ma add you.
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I'm just sirjuggles, though I must admit that I'm not on skype all that often. I will make the effort!
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Got mine.
I'm not part of the mafia, see.
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/Hats/gangster5.jpg)
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Well aren't you a pretty lil' thing. Might have to step down from Moderating in the nights. :wink:
No, really, cut that out. >_>
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I have my role. My skype name is Quietuus. Watch the two U's.
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Messenger= spazzylovesyou (AIM) (I was fourteen, shut it)
Skype= thelizparade (Should be only one, look for Fargo ND)
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Skype = ohwhut
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I have my role,
skype - axerton
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Ok, I'm gonna be in and out for a bit, so everyone just add me on Skype: lockdown125
Whether your add yourselves is up to you.
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I have my role.
AIM = ledzeppelinrgods and I was younger than Liz. 12 or 13 I think. Whatevs
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Alright, we just need Amok, Dollface and scarred to confirm before we begin.
Also, those on the outside, I'm kindly asking to shet yu mout.
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Ok, seriously? AIM? Step up inna life man.
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Hey don't be baggin on AIM. It's the only good thing AOL ever did.
Also, how do we know who else is our group to converse with?
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I would LIKE to introduce everyone via Skype/WLMessenger. Especially before the game begins.
The general idea would be to have everyone in a conference one the roles are in play.
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Shit I suppose. Be warned, I mumble a lot.
Skype name: DudeZombie
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Don't have skype, I'll install it once I'm out of work. My msn is w_i_n_d_y_o (at) hotmail (dot) com .
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Got role. Sorry for the delay, I'm over in europe so will be on at slightly diff. times to most people it seems!
msger: electronaut [at] irot [dot] co [dot] uk. no skype I'm afraid.
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Oook. Depending on what the majority of people have (msger/skype) we'll have to go for one.
For me, sleepin' time. It's almost 3AM here.
Amok and Dollface have confirmed, all I need it scarred.
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Got it. No skype, sadly. AIM = phyrexianmeatdog.
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Okay lets get this show on the road poop jack.
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I don't have Skype but my MSN is: [email protected]
I'm usually on quite often.
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Ok, Lemme drop the Cosby kids off at the pool and start this.
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Oooh, ok, So someone suggested an IRC channel or two. Anyone game, since apparently some people aren't willing to download Skype/Messenger for the purposes of the game?
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Meebo group perhaps?
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Oh, that's fantastic. I'll just get onto Meebo and see what it's about. But you wouldn't be able to see which members are a part of which group, will you?
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Don't think so. Plus there are IM's on there
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Alright folks. Here's the plan. Just so that I don't have to force any of the players to download/register for anything, I'll make two Meebo rooms. One for Mafias, and one for Detectives. At the beginning of each game, I'll PM the players the password for each room, and change the passwords at the end of each game. That is, if you guys aren't honest enough to keep your heads out.
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Ok, The rooms are set up. Mafia-Mafiosos and Mafia-Detectives. I'm going to PM the role-players the passwords now, and we begin tomorrow.
Mafia room: Mafia-Mafiosos (http://www.meebo.com/room/mafiamafiosos/)
Detective room: Mafia-Detectives (http://www.meebo.com/room/mafiadetectives/)
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so, we gonna start this or what?
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Believe me, I'd like to. My apologies, I was away all day, but I'm still not getting enough feedback from the players. =[
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So tomorrow then?
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We can start right now. If everyone's here, ie.
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We puhfec'ly odinary civilyuns would like to express owuh displezhuh at the speed at which this bizniss is progressing. We wud appreciate it very much if we cud, as we say, get da show onna road. Havva nice dey, gentlemen.
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a300/calenlass/fedora12.jpg)
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Ok, in an attempt to finally start this:
THE GAME WILL START AT 2:00 PM GMT -5 TOMORROW AUGUST 17TH.
Thank you.
Now, I'd like people to let me know that you're there.
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I'm here, ready to go at (not good at time zones but I make it to be: 7:00 PM GMT what I assume you mean is tomorrow, August 18th)
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I'm not sure what time that is exactly (awful with timezones) but I'll just stick around generally
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What timezone are you in MrBlu?
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So wait what are we supposed to do?
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Now I'm real confused.
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The game hasn't started yet, silly. It will in approx. 9 hours. Then the town of Interrocon will be asleep and the Mafia will get to work.
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I VOTE KHAR
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quick, edison, invent some kind of lie-detecting device! we may need it
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Lmao, hold tight folks. 1 hour, 30 minutes.
I'm in the Meebo rooms, so if the good and evil gentlemen/women would like, they may congregate there.
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10 minutes. Seems like only Dollface is (semi) active.
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Game time. Anyone present? Mafias, we ready?
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Zombiedude must die he is cleary in mafia look at his avatar its surelly means that some guy sleeps with fishes by his hand.
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lmao, where's everyone...? =[
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Dollface should die. Preferably in some wicked fashion befitting his mafia tendencies.
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See I have classes at 2. I am still around and stuff, just not necessarily at that exact time. I am not sure why we all need to be on at exactly the same time anyway. We can use PMs or email or whatever, and that should work just as well.
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Maybe we should use this thread instead of meebo or other things.
I'll go with dollface as well. That face is just too unnerving
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Zombiedude must die he is cleary in mafia look at his avatar its surelly means that some guy sleeps with fishes by his hand.
Agreed!
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Cause im hard boiled motherfucker there aint ganster alive that could hinder me i will go for them like hungry fat kid goes for the food,
If gansters want gun fight with me i just whip out my .38 special and give them serious case of lead poisoning.
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Alright, hear what. I'm going PM everyone their teammates, and one of you get back to me. First, Mafias. Talk amongst yourselves, and tell me who you kill.
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Dollface, you and I have a little appointment to keep, remember? Down by the docks, at 11 tonight. Don't be late!
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Dollface, you and I have a little appointment to keep, remember? Down by the docks, at 11 tonight. Don't be late!
You bet il be there and i asume that you have the information but if you try anything funny my .38 will put couple holes on you and your friends and they are just any holes they are Love holes, so i ask you this do you feel lucky?
(sorry if that sounds too creepy)
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Do you mind if I help you Dollface? I would love to put love holes in Calenlass.
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Eeeeeeeeeasy Mafia, time to sleep.
DETECTIVES. Rise and do the work I pay you for.
(this means I'll PM you the names of your teammates, you congregate, one of you ask me who you're going to check out.)
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Do you mind if I help you Dollface? I would love to put love holes in Calenlass.
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Quacker1/poster1.jpg)
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That...that's not how you...
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Can we please get off Calenlass (pun-unintended)?
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Sir you ask of us the impossible.
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COME ON MAN. There is a gigantic PENIS in her avatar!
Bluh, I'll never understand the folk of these forums. I'm going back to neutrality of Moderation, thank you very much, and I would appreciate it if the Detectives would hurry up.
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Wait, does this mean sir juggles is a part of the mafia? (hint hint detectives)
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The town is asleep.
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Hey now officers I didn't mean anything of the kind. It's not against the law to comment on a pretty lady now is it?
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The town is asleep.
I have insomnia.
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The town is asleep.
ZZZZzZZzZzZzzzzzZZZzzZzzZzzz
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Alright, Detectives your work is done. Go to sleep.
(I've PMed you all)
AAAAALLRIGHT!
The cock crows, the sun rises, and the town of Interrocon is awake. The humble townsfolk gather at the square to hear MayorBlu speak.
"Today, my people, is a solemn morning, for member of our humble town has been cut down. A member that has been desired by many for her beauty... She was last heard talking about a meeting at the pier. And she was found dead this morning. My people, I am sad to say that our dear friend calenlass has been lost. We send our condolences to the family."
The mayor steps down.
TOWN OF INTERROCON:
calenlass has been murdered by the Mafia. As is town custom, justice must be served. Thus, discussions are now open, and he who may accuse, do so. Two people must stand at the gallows, and one must leave. Choose wisely, my people.
Discussions open, who do you think is part of the Mafia?
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Dollface. Dude obviously has schemes.
Also he's a foreigner, and I heard he once ate a cat.
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Dollface. His name sounds like a mobster's name
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Zombs! Man guys he is creepier than Dollface and you all know it deep down!
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Uh, Juggles?
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Fellow townsfolk, we have a duty to the memory of our beloved sister. Even though she is gone, the warning she left us must not go unheeded. She called out Dollface, and was savagely murdered. In honor of Calenlass, I vote that Dollface must be brought to justice.
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I'm all about some street justice for dollface. He creeps me out.
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Zombs! Man guys he is creepier than Dollface and you all know it deep down!
I must agree, his Avatar is obviously one of his victims.
Obviously.
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Yeh, I'm afraid I have to cast my vote for Zombiedude in this one. I mean, zombies just eat people. There's no good intentions there.
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Seriously now, Zombies are such bad news.
Zombiedude.
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I heard he once ate a cat.
Yes i did eat "cat" but it was differend kinda cat (you know ladies cat *wink wink*)
Dollface. His name sounds like a mobster's name
pre-judging people by their names. shame on you
Fellow townsfolk, we have a duty to the memory of our beloved sister. Even though she is gone, the warning she left us must not go unheeded. She called out Dollface, and was savagely murdered. In honor of Calenlass, I vote that Dollface must be brought to justice.
i was framed you silly ass.
I'm all about some street justice for dollface. He creeps me out.
Woo hillbilly justice.
Havent you watched any episode of matlock? hmm think about it, i did have meeting with calenlass but it was meetin about d&d monster manual that i didnt have so she selled me one (hefty price i might include) but when i leaved she was very much alive.
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I have a feeling that zombiedude is behind this somehow. Dude's gotta snuff it.
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I am offended. I have done nothing to you silly people. Dollface is the scum who murdered Calenlass.
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Maybe you should make your case...
...ON THE GALLOWS.
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That sounds like a nomination.
Would anyone like to second the nomination for Zombiedude to go up?
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I would not.
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I would.
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Zombiedude, you are on the gallows. I'm gonna wait until everyone gets a say before we nominate another person, but stepping down from neutrality for a moment, Dollface, your situation looks quite bleak.
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BURN ZOMBIE BURN
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Save me and my moustache
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*wannabe mustache
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc100/pauls6aiz/Mustache.jpg)
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That guy used gel. This bitch is natural grown, good for the environment.
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The only gel he uses is the tears of the unborn
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Harvested directly from the mother
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Goddammit you fuckers what the fuck
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We're playing Mafia, not Zombies. Dead (wo)men tell no tales.
(Shet yu mout)
:-P
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kharbevnor seems in a bit of a hurry to get killing.. first vote against Dollface then first nomination on Zombiedude. Not too suspicous but as it's day 1 and we've got little else to go on but gut feeling- I'm gonna go ahead and nominate kharbevnor for trial by rope.
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Good fellow citizens, I merely thirst...
...FOR JUSTICE.
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We're playing Mafia, not Zombies. Dead (wo)men tell no tales.
(Shet yu mout)
:-P
We can't haunt people as ghosts?
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No?
Come people let's move this. The mayor has an appointment with a hoo- er, a business associate. Let's get this killing under way.
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No Ghosts?
I VOTE MR. BLU!
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I thought being executed would be more exciting.
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No Ghosts?
I VOTE MR. BLU!
*Has whisper exchange with Bailiff*
I can't? But he's clearly an idiot, no one's gonna miss him.
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No, really It'll take two seconds, we can still have someone on the 'llows.
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Ok ok. No way in hell I'm running for Mayor next year.
Shut it. Foo'.
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And the crowd gazes on in apathy.
What is this, an indie-rock concert?
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I'd like all the players to participate. This is not happening.
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Hey guise, kill me already, my foot fell asleep.
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Actually we all killed it when you weren't looking.
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Zombiedude you are ZOMBIE dude and zombies cant talk, well they do say "Braaaaains" but nothing elso so that makes you fake zombie so my vote goes to Blue kitty.
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I am a frankensteinian zombie.
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I've said my piece and no one seems interested so I guess we need another nomination or something to get the ball rolling
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The sun shone bright in the middle of the night when the two dead boys got up to have a fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my story's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
Can I kill myself in this game? Is that how it works?
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N-... No...?
And Amok, We might just do that if the rest of the folks don't want to say anything.
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So, are we voting to send someone to their death? Is that what's happening?
I am confused.
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So, are we voting to send someone to their death? Is that what's happening?
I am confused.
As far as I can tell in this one you have to specifically nominate someone, and have said nomination seconded, so most of the votes at the top of the page don't count.
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I went away for the weekend and I thought I would already be dead or something. For god's sake, just hang the fucker all ready so we can move on.
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Me and Calenlass gotta have that ghost party after all
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As far as I can tell in this one you have to specifically nominate someone, and have said nomination seconded, so most of the votes at the top of the page don't count.
(http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/43918574/1169028)
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I could be wrong mind, that's just how I read it.
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alright (sorry double post) since nothing is happening and no-one is biting, I withdraw my nomination for Khar and hereby nominate Dollface, purely because of the number of votes up above. slightly hypocritical after the reason behind my first nomination but the game may stagnate if we don't start somewhere.
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Well that sounds like a FLUFFING GOOD IDEA.
Would anyone like to second that nomination?
*Raises hand*
Fantastic.
It is dawn, the sun is setting over the town of Interrocon. On the gallows stands Zombiedude and Dollface.
The mayor pipes up:
Well people, it's been a @#$%ing long day.
What...?
Oh my, excuse my language.
*ahem*
Yes, and we have decided that two people look suspicious enough to have killed our friend calenlass.
Before we begin voting, we will hear the defense of each candidate for decapitation.
We will hear from the one who has seen her freakin' last. Dollface. State your blood-seed case, and mek mi go to my bread-cyaaart bed.
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Okay lets start from be first, I was last person that was seen with Calenlass (who was alive at the moment) but i bet there is number of peoples that didnt report that we didnt meet face to face we had agreement that i put money on the phone booth, then person did came and gived me a phone number and i call that number, so i did ring that number, it was her voice (i think) that telled that about 200 yards away there was dumbster that had my monster manual, i did find it in the dumbster as telled and that is end of that, also if i telled that my .38 havent been shot in years then damn corrupted polices will make sure that it turned out to be the murder weapon.
Cause i know that this city is corrupted by the mafia.
but if you decide that im quilty i accept your decicion but i want to god to have mercy on your souls.
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Yes yes, wonderful. Shet up.
Zombiedude. Your turn. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the bread-cyart truth so help you Jah-Jah?
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Yeah
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Oh man Zombiedude is one hardcore stoic muthafucker. He's not even blinking at that accusation. I hope my unborn children grow up to be like him.
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Thank you for that wonderful testimony. My heart reaches out to you.
Voting Time
Folks, let's cut to the chase, who do you think is the Mafia?
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I stand by my earlier decision and will got with Zombiedude.
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As do I (Zombiedude)
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Dollface.
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Zombiedude
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You guys suck
(It is totally Doolface)
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Man Zombiedude has a sweet new avatar. A real mafiaman would be lying low.
It's Dollface
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Dollface had facts. Zombiedude had a cold stare.
Obviously Zombiedude has been trained by the mob.
Obviously,
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Zombiedude
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I bet if Avec was in this, you would have hung him first.
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Can we just kill dollface already?
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Dollface
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Dollface has a good story...
TOO GOOD.
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*counts 11 votes*
Didn't we start with 16 people?
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And one is dead. Unless I get to vote too. That would be new.
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Zombiedude should put sock on it, i mean dude you should wear some pants or something, your naked walking is starting freak me out.
(but weirdly im turned on by it)
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Maybe we should just call it and move on to Day 2
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I counted 6 votes for both of us. We need a tiebreaker at least.
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We need the other folks to vote (Axerton, I'm looking at you).
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zombie dude.
I would also plead the case that the nomination/seconding of two people is astoundingly dumb- all it needs is the four mafia members to get in early to gurentee that we're never going to get the right person
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Which is why we have 5 detectives...? And it's really to prevent a massive cluster@#$% of who wants to kill whom, but ok if the town would like to do away with it, then the Mayor has to agree.
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So am I dead?
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*counts*
2 people haven't voted...?
Windyo and Thomas Edison, pipe up.
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if you're waiting for everyone you're going to be waiting a long time. sorry but it just doesn't happen. you've got all but 2 people voting - feel lucky, if you draw it out too long people loose interest and the game ends unresolved.
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I hate people.
Zombiedude, You're dead. Reveal your status to the town, before I hang your ass.
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I'm a hardworking member of the townfolk.
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Awww shit. My bad.
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(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6682/c3j90j.gif)
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This is why I said dollface! (and I'm saying it again) Go ahead and count my preemptive vote.
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Someone's got a grudge!
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*Pulls rope*
The town watches as Zombiedude hangs. The mafia gets to see another day.
The mayor speaks.
"Good job. Really, no really. Anyways, get to bed. Maybe you won't kill off your own folk tomorrow."
And he walks off.
The town of Interrocon turns in.
MAFIA, rise the AK and the big machine, but kill clean.
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I hate people.
Zombiedude, You're dead. Reveal your status to the town, before I hang your ass.
Being hung by the ass is not the most pleasant way to go.
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Dead men tell no tales.
The mafia works fast.
Go to sleep.
FIVE-O. Do your thing.
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Bump
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I vote Zombiedude. I want to see his corpse rehung for laughs and giggles.
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The mayor watches while Thomas Edison shouts into the air to an empty podium like a madman.
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DarkAvenger goes to the kitchen to get a glass of warm milk to sleep through THE LONGEST NIGHT EVER
(sorry it was nearly on page 2)
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So did the apocalypse happen and I missed it, or did everyone die in their sleep?
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If i remeber right this towns actual name is Lazytown.
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(http://regeneratormag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lazy-town-logo.jpg)
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Man, i would let robbie rotten have his way with me.
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I want that mustache