THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: LittleKey on 17 Sep 2009, 18:44
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http://omegle.com/
The website for talking to strangers! Go on, talk to people and post the funny that ensues. I have a couple, but they aren't really very good, so I'll wait until I can find some good ones. Thought of this after seeing zombiedude's last post in the pointless thread.
Anddddd go!
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sort of like anicechat.net?
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Is it five months ago again already?
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Stranger: hyy u
Stranger: hey**
You: Go to lemonparty .org
Stranger: why????
Stranger: omg
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Stranger: hey
You: yo, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but I was chatting with a random stranger once that was the best. the best.
Stranger: im 12 and what is this?
You: the game
Stranger: u shuld go on Leno and apologize
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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I had this idea in the pointless thread
Someone please validate my existence
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: are you sexist?
You: i guess, a little
You: aren't you
You: aren't we all?
Stranger: no
You: hm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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In this thread, we become the reason why the internet can't have nice things.
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The only reason? I find that hard to believe.
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Stranger: hi im 18 male what about you?
You: :3
You: >:D
You: o_~
Stranger: are you going to talk or just do smileys?
You: ;)
Stranger: fine bye
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god these things are too much fun?
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In this thread, we become the reason why the internet can't have nice things.
It's like an anthropological study. If I put on my Diane Fossey costume, will you stop tsking?
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I tsk, therefore I am.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22 m looking for f to roleplay
You: oh cool
You: like tabletop gaming?
You: okay let me go get my dice
You: okay i rolled a d20
You: and looks like i got +10 charisma for this round
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't know anything about tabletop gaming.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Just a small town girl
You: Living in a lonely world
Stranger: Living in a lonely world
Stranger: She took the midnight train
Stranger: Going
Stranger: Annn eeee whereee
Stranger: Just a city boy
Stranger: Born and raised in south detroit
Stranger: He did the same thing as the aforementioned female.
Stranger: OSHI
You: A singer in a smokey room
Stranger: Wrong lyrics
You: A smell of wine and cheap perfume
Stranger: Question me yo
You: For a smile they can share the night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: eh
You: it told me to say that.
Stranger: why are there fucking many horny dirty poor asian dogs which always try to fuck white girls
Stranger: it is fucking sad :(
Stranger: idk why but
Stranger: absolutely asians should be killed
You: Really?
You: All of them?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: asians are devils
Stranger: they always wanna fuck women
Stranger: it is the purpose of their life
Stranger: :)
Stranger: "hi m/f"
Stranger: it is the all they say
You: You think it's just asians?
Stranger: of course fucking asian
Stranger: dirty asian
Stranger: you are fucking pathetic
You: no white people?
Stranger: poor asian
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I don't get it.
Edit:
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: rtlqkd
Stranger: d
You: are you a cat stepping on a keyboard?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
OK this is kinda fun I admit it
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HAHA, I really like those two conversations you posted.
"you are a cat stepping on a keyboard"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Too funny
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Hmmm....
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: m, why?
Stranger: buy
You: maybe we should try to use sentences of more than one word, so you know, we get anywhere beyond "hi, are you someone i can go cyber with?"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
And thus my hopes for a civilized world died a little more...
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: m.f
You: God dammit, those IMVU adds is killing me
You: They are the worst thing ever
Stranger: male or female?
You: ...
You: Why is everyone just looking to cyber?
Stranger: you know
You: well, isn't a hermaphrodite a turn-on every now and then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
My try at just striking up conversation failed. Everyone just wants to cyber.
Fucking pervs.
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Okay, what?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'M
Stranger: FIRING
Stranger: MY
Stranger: L44444ZZ00000RRRRRRRRR
You: This is the best thing
You: I
You: BLOCK
You: THE
You: L44444ZZ00000RRRRRRRRR
You: WITH
You: BELLY
You: FAT
Stranger: *you died*
You: oh shit
You: well, now what?
You: just afterlife n' shit?
Stranger: *live, die, respawn*
You: like...
You: text-based wow?
You: I think I could do that
Stranger: idk,
Stranger: y0u th7nk y0u c0u7d?
You: I'd hit that, yeah, sure
You: !
Stranger: 0k
Stranger: !!!...rolf
You: *respawns*
You: I
You: CUT
You: YOU
You: WITH
You: MY
You: LASER
Stranger: *firing shit*
You: SCHYYYYTEH
Stranger: *died*
Stranger: wtf are we doing
You: I have no friggin idea
Stranger: ok by
You: better than cybering, thou
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I lol'd. A lot.
The sad thing is that randoms are more funnier than me :|
EDIT: Okay, dammit, I had a really interesting and long conversation with a girl from romania who liked metal, but the connection "imploded". Whatever that means. She had a last.fm, I never asked for it.
I think I found the true purpose of Omegle.
No, not really, it's still cybering.
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That reminds me of that episode of "Spaced" where it is revealed that all men must fake gun fight if someone starts it up.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Do You pee Sitting or Standing?
You: standing
You: unless i'm drunk and i fell over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not the answer they wanted to hear, i guess
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi there are
Stranger is typing
You: yo stranger, imma let you finish but that last stranger had the best convo of all time - all time.
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yo tom, imma let you finish but jace had the best omegle/kanye meme combination of all time.
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 21 m italian looking for girls to cam 2 cam chat
You: HOLY SHIT I am also a 21 m italian looking for girls to cam 2 cam chat! we should fuck!
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: horny?
You: Oh yes
Stranger: pics or role play
You: role play
Stranger: k
Stranger: u start it
You: I pull out my penis and smack you with it.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i take glass shards and shove them in your tip
You: i bite your face off with my wolf like maw
Stranger: fag
You: Right on the spot
Stranger: cliterous
You: Cock
Stranger: scrotum
You: ass
Stranger: bossum
You: Explodeing pus filled bladder
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: your mother was a hamster
and your father smelled of elderberries
now go away or i shall taunt you a second time
You: OOOO do more
Stranger: they spelled clit wrong
Stranger: i hate that
You: I know right
Stranger: how are you going to stimulate my clit if you don't knw how to spell it
Stranger: bossum
Stranger: wtf is that
Stranger: some sort of possum inbreed thing
You: Another word for breasts....
Stranger: that would be...actually, i don't know how that would be
You: taunt me again
Stranger: ah...well, i'm at a loss. but i did just rip a wet one
You: Nice.
You: You old dried up fishdog
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: what would you say is the male/female ratio on here?
You: I've found more females than males
You: So far i give it a 4:2 ratio
Stranger: so they say, so they say
You: Assumeing they are truthful
Stranger: and average age?
You: between 16 and 17. Big shocker there haha
Stranger: ok, that's disturbing
Stranger: i don't mind glass shards, but i mind 16 year olds
You: I love kittens
You: You have got to be the best person i've found here
Stranger: you just want my strap on
You: Oh dear god yes i want it
You: Hahahahahaha
Stranger: you don't have to tell me
Stranger: i know
You: Mind taker?
Stranger: mind freak
Stranger: criss angel
You: Oh no wai
Stranger: aye
Stranger: rly
You: Awesome
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16 durrhurr
Stranger: gross
You: Hahaha
Stranger: i could be your mother if i was in mexico
You: lmfao!
Stranger: you know they pop 'em out like cockroaches at 9-11
You: roflmao!
Stranger: 16 eh?
You: yeeeaaauuupppp
Stranger: are you doing good in school?
You: All As
Stranger: i believe that, but i think you suck at science
You: cept in Gym
Stranger: literary people usually suck at science and mathematis
Stranger: mathematics
You: haha
Stranger: fuck gym
You: I suck at gym cause i was born with a poor set of mucles.
Stranger: i don't even know why thats a necessity
Stranger: no, you were born with the inane ability to suck down fritos
Stranger: its ok i like fritos
You: Who needs to run a mile in 5 seconds when i can push a button
You: No realy i was
You: i weigh about 120 lbs
Stranger: how tall are you?
You: 5 foot 11 inchs
Stranger: good god
Stranger: you need some protein shakes
You: xD
Stranger: i hope you grow into your heights
Stranger: height
Stranger: my boyfriend is 6' and 140, and he looks almost sickly
You: I have a fast metabolism
You: I mean realy fast
Stranger: im fatter than him. yeah, i know, fuck you and your fast metabolism
You: I love life though
You: I play the Violin
Stranger: ive been playing the piano for 15 years..jesus, almost as long as you are old
Stranger: thats scary
Stranger: you know, thanks
Stranger: i havent had a midlife crisis until now
You: =)
Stranger: im 27
Stranger: like i said, mom in mexico
You: Heh
Stranger: you're smart, though. don't turn into a little prick
You: I wont.
You: be a waste
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: play your violin and woo the girls with it
You: Heh. i will
Stranger: or the boys, whatever your pleasure
You: ;)
Stranger: ok, be a good boy. don't be talking about glass shards, you're too young
You: I lordy i wont ever touch the stuff
You: Teehee
Stranger: Ok, I have to go find out how to spell bossom because i'm pretty sure thats not how you spell it and its driving me nuts
Stranger: or is it
You: Good luck friend.
Stranger: Thank you sweet pea, be good
You: You too
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Do You pee Sitting or Standing?
You: standing
You: unless i'm drunk and i fell over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
not the answer they wanted to hear, i guess
The trick on that one would've been to tell him you pee sitting down...just like you do everything else...because you're paralyzed from the waist down...because the Joker shot you in the spine in front of your dad/uncle/whothefuckknowsanymore.
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Stranger: MEOW!
You: ROOF
You: BARK
You: BARKBARK
You: [chases you up a tree]
You: BARRK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: what's shaking
Stranger: my boobs are shaking.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
right away on my first go too! these omegle people are pretty funny i got to admit.
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You: Graverobbing is serious business.
Stranger: odude ur preaching to the qquire
Stranger: but the payoff is sweeet
Stranger: i found an NWO shirt once
Stranger: i was liek no fuking way
Stranger: had scott hall on it and everything
Stranger: started doin the razor ramon strut in the graveyard
You: sometimes i take the bodies and turn them into soap
You: the soap is actually pretty high-quality
You: that is probably the best thing i have gotten out of it i suppose
Stranger: thats sucks
Stranger: its no NWO shirt
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You: Hello
Stranger: Where u from?
You: An apartment
Stranger: gayass
Stranger: faggot
Stranger: niggerfaggot
You: ahahahahahahhahahahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.