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Title: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: IanClark on 17 Sep 2009, 20:10
Really, I mean that in all sincerity. Keep fucking that chicken.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Sep 2009, 20:12
I never fucked the chicken, and you can quote me on that.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Scarychips on 17 Sep 2009, 20:23
Quote from: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Sep 2009, 20:12
I fucked the chicken, and you can quote me on that.

Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: ZJGent on 17 Sep 2009, 20:34
Yo Ian, I know you're fucking that chicken, and I'ma let you finish - I'm sorry but Richard Gere's bestiality was the best of all time.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: scarred on 17 Sep 2009, 20:42
^^^

win
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Post by: Hat on 17 Sep 2009, 20:49
is this about that Norton anti-virus ad with Dokken?
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Sep 2009, 20:51
This, and about all of the chicken fucking that goes on in this forum.  It has started to get a bit out of hand.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Johnny C on 17 Sep 2009, 20:59
http://www.everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Hat on 17 Sep 2009, 21:02
everybody click that goddamned link right now
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: E. Spaceman on 17 Sep 2009, 21:07
oh man, comedic thread title misread.
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Post by: Hat on 17 Sep 2009, 21:11
by the way this thread gave me a great idea

lets popularize "keep fucking that chicken" as a euphemism for "keep chasing that dream"
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Post by: Inlander on 17 Sep 2009, 21:15
"I fuck my chicken, you've got to fuck your chicken."
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Tyler on 17 Sep 2009, 21:34
thejoke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w&feature=related)
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Ballard on 17 Sep 2009, 21:37
Guys my chicken is dry. What do I do?
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Sep 2009, 21:39
Quote from: Tyler on 17 Sep 2009, 21:34
thejoke (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdnXYWSa56w&feature=related)

Oh, I remember hearing about that.  Still, I kind of like what we've done better than if we just made references to the original.
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Post by: JD on 17 Sep 2009, 21:46
"Where did the man touch you Miss Chicken?"
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: calenlass on 17 Sep 2009, 21:51
I was thinking of a totally different, way older joke. That the rest internet wouldn't get.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: IanClark on 17 Sep 2009, 22:01
But the important part is for everyone to, in fact, keep fucking that chicken.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: JD on 17 Sep 2009, 22:01
unf unf unf
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Ballard on 18 Sep 2009, 00:56
Quote from: Ballard on 17 Sep 2009, 21:37
Guys my chicken is dry. What do I do?

No but seriously my penis hurts and my family's going hungry. This is a problem.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: snalin on 18 Sep 2009, 02:58
Family hungry?

Have them go down on that chicken.
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Post by: Masterbainter on 18 Sep 2009, 03:10
Hey guys what's going on?  I'm from South Dakota.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Yayniall on 18 Sep 2009, 05:02
Guys, I have a question.
Giblets or no giblets?
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00203/ed_imgNoel_Edmonds_203695a.jpg)
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: LTK on 18 Sep 2009, 11:10
Quote from: Johnny C on 17 Sep 2009, 20:59
http://www.everyclickmatters.com/dangers/dokken.html

This sprang to mind immediately after reading the thread title.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 18 Sep 2009, 18:11
Quote from: IanClark
Keep fucking that chicken.

Okay.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Emaline on 18 Sep 2009, 19:53
Guys, I made chicken noodle soup yesterday by boiling a whole chicken. I currently have one other whole chicken in my fridge to turn into a roast tomorrow.


Please no one fuck my chickens.
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 18 Sep 2009, 20:46
Okay, unfortunately every time somebody talks about boiling/simmering meat to get stock/broth, I can only think of hot ham water from Arrested Development.  That show has ruined my appreciation of the main base for everything to do with food (seriously, I use broth in pretty much everything, but I can't think about where it came from without laughing).
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: IanClark on 18 Sep 2009, 22:31
Quote from: Emaline on 18 Sep 2009, 19:53
Guys, I made chicken noodle soup yesterday by boiling a whole chicken. I currently have one other whole chicken in my fridge to turn into a roast tomorrow.


Please no one fuck my chickens.

You umm... you enjoying that soup there?
Title: Re: Keep fucking that chicken.
Post by: David_Dovey on 19 Sep 2009, 04:49
Quote from: Inlander on 17 Sep 2009, 21:15
"I fuck my chicken, you've got to fuck your chicken."

Oh man other people listen to Cibo Matto?