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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: jeanramone on 19 Oct 2009, 04:11
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Wouldn't it be cool if Dora ditched Marten to be with his mum?
Now that would be an awkward family Christmas.
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No, a truly awkward family Christmas cannot possibly occur until Marten shows up with Sven on his arm. :angel:
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Yeah, it would be kinda awkward when Dora decapitated Sven over dinner - because she's seen what happens to Sven's "conquests".
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Replace 'Christmas' with 'orgy' and all is well.
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Why do I see this as rivaling anything involving Hanners in the creepy department?
I really do not want to know what is on the hard drives of those here. It doesn't matter if I've already seen it, unhealthy obsessive behavior + sexual fetishes + cartoon/comic characters never turns out well.
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I don't know, Shizuma and Nagisa worked out well.
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Heheh...heh... "worked out"... heheheh... heheh...
Sorry, had a Beavis & Butthead moment there.
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I find the thought of dating someone who's so obviously hot for one of your parents creepy in the extreme.
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It doesn't matter if I've already seen it, unhealthy obsessive behavior + sexual fetishes + cartoon/comic characters never turns out well.
El Goonish Shive is running pretty strong.
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I find the thought of dating someone who's so obviously hot for one of your parents creepy in the extreme.
im kinda glad i didnt hook up with my sister's friend jessica. She had the hots for my dad when she was young (approx 8-17)...hmmm that would explain the recent attraction to me...this is just getting weirder and weirder...
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I can't decide if that's creepy or not. I mean, she's closer to your age than your dad's, and even if she wasn't that close when you were younger, the relative age difference is shrinking as you both age...
There's an old Abbott and Costello skit about that; Bud tells Lou that if he is 40 and in love with a little girl of 10 (4 times as old), then in 5 years time they will be 15 and 45 (3 times older) then in 15 years time, they will be 30 and 60 (twice as old), and it won't be long before she catches up to him.
So she sees mmore of your "back then" father in you as you age, is that a good thing?
Maybe she's just settling for what she can get more easily.
Maybe she actually likes you.
Why don't you go ask her?
(why do I love to meddle so?)
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I can't decide if that's creepy or not. I mean, she's closer to your age than your dad's, and even if she wasn't that close when you were younger, the relative age difference is shrinking as you both age...
There's an old Abbott and Costello skit about that; Bud tells Lou that if he is 40 and in love with a little girl of 10 (4 times as old), then in 5 years time they will be 15 and 45 (3 times older) then in 15 years time, they will be 30 and 60 (twice as old), and it won't be long before she catches up to him.
So she sees mmore of your "back then" father in you as you age, is that a good thing?
Maybe she's just settling for what she can get more easily.
Maybe she actually likkes you.
Why don't you go ask her?
(why do I love to meddle so?)
Genetics?
*Whistles innocently*
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that's not what Adler would say (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_to_Power).
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Stop analyzing me, dammit! :x
it tickles. :lol:
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Marten was pretty uncomfortable hearing about Dora's feelings toward his mother.
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I kinda wish i could pull off the same mustache my dad could but we do look alike. Regardless she's in south park PA now and im in college park MD. 4 hour drives to visit and hook up isnt a good idea haha (or economically feasable right now haha)
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Marten was pretty uncomfortable hearing about Dora's feelings toward his mother.
And her father's feeling towards his mother, while we're at it.
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And her mother's feelings towards her boyfriend.
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Did Marten know about that? I don't remember Dora telling him.
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Uh no I misread that
Move along, nothing to see here
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How about this for a plot twist:
Martin & Mrs Bianchi, Dora & Veronica & Mr Bianchi threesome, Mix and Match other characters as required.
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How about this for a plot twist:
Martin & Mrs Bianchi, Dora & Veronica & Mr Bianchi threesome, Mix and Match other characters as required.
Far more innocent & keeping within the possible bounds of the plot - Veronica takes the girls out for a wild night prior to the wedding. Hanners & Marigold get an eyefull, Faye gets embarrassed again (remember the sextoy shop?), Dora has fun. If included, Raven would flash someone & Penelope...well, haven't got anything there.
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
That she was 23 when she lost her virginity?
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With a pizza.
(Damn vow to write that no matter the reply.)
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
That she was 23 when she lost her virginity?
Would that be a bad secret?
*22 and counting*
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Hanners gets drunk and reveals she's the love child of Dora's father.
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Is this before or after Sven reveals (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1035) he's also only a half-sibling to Dora?
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Penelope gets really REALLY drunk and tells a secret.
That she was 23 when she lost her virginity?
Would that be a bad secret?
*22 and counting*
That can be fixed. Stop on by sometime, I'll be happy to explain!
And I'll just apologize now for not resisting the urge to say that...
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Lol If I wanted to fix it I would ask my boyfriend. I seem to recall you being quite a bit older than me.
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Yes. Much older.
But you just lost an opportunity to make an old man very happy... :lol:
OK, I'll shut up now.
And I'll just apologize now for not resisting the urge to say that...
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Yes. Much older.
But you just lost an opportunity to make an old man very happy... :lol:
OK, I'll shut up now.
And I'll just apologize now for not resisting the urge to say that...
don't worry carl, i'm sure you will find nice 22 year old
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Or a mature 18 year old.
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Gee, thanks guys. I don't know what to say.
I wasn't really looking, but hey, an opportunity wasted is ...
Well, it's a wasted opportunity, I guess.
Whether it was on opportunity for a laugh or - something else.
I think it's time I should be wasted, too...
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Now I know Hanners is a Forum member.
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Now I know Hanners is a Forum member.
But is it Hannelore, or her clone?
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1468 (http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1468)
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I think you mean DOPPELHANNERS! :evil:
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Answering myself: "You wanna hear my differential diagnosis?
They're Monozygotic twins.
Stop being so paranoid. The Government isn't conspiring with aliens....
*Drifts off mid-sentence*
...they're conspiring with Bigfoot.
*Limps away to deal with another clinic patient, leaving Me sitting there alone with my paranoia.
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With paranoia, you're never alone.
They're always there, waiting... watching...
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That's not a Hanners doppelganger, it's a weird case of schizophrenia where you're actually different persons.
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Her father needed homogeneous units for his experiment in distributed sentience. There are Hannerses everywhere. There could be one behind you right now. With a shovel. You shouldn't have rushed your shower today ...
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Hanners: "We have been among you since the dawn of time ....." :D
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"We are the Hannelore! You will be sanitised! Resistance is futile!"
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Hannelore begins sanitizing telephones. The world ends as a result. The useful people are saved on a spaceship, the cast is sent to Earth.
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Her father needed homogeneous units for his experiment in distributed sentience. There are Hannerses everywhere. There could be one behind you right now. With a shovel. You shouldn't have rushed your shower today ...
I work with one. She's a professor of computer science, the only person in the department with a neat and orderly office... always impecabbly (though not always appropriately) dressed.
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Hannelore begins sanitizing telephones. The world ends as a result. The useful people are saved on a spaceship, the cast is sent to Earth.
They travel millions of miles in Hypersleep eventually arriving at the planet Golgafricham