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Title: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: mustang6172 on 05 Nov 2009, 22:22
I was thinking about what Steve meant when he said that.  Kicking is done with your foot, and asses make fertilizer.  From this I conclude that Steve works for the Department of Agriculture!
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: akronnick on 05 Nov 2009, 22:42
What does Agriculture have to do with feet?

By that logic he might as well work for the Department of Licking Your Ass.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: jonarus_drakus on 05 Nov 2009, 23:35
By kicking peoples arses (ass? kicking ass? Who goes around kicking donkeys anyway?), he turns said arses into fertiliser. Thus providing nutrients for the agriculture industry. Therefore the 'Department of kicking your ass' is the (posibly rogue) militant wing of the department of agriculture.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: Surgoshan on 06 Nov 2009, 05:53
In a cost cutting measure, he has to spread the fertilizer with his feet.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: raoullefere on 12 Nov 2009, 21:02
Quote from: mustang6172 on 05 Nov 2009, 22:22
I was thinking about what Steve meant when he said that.  Kicking is done with your foot, and asses make fertilizer.  From this I conclude that Steve works for the Department of Agriculture!
Your logic is specious, of course. Clearly Steve works for the United States Commission of Fine Arts' little-known espionage unit. After all, kicking is a maneuver in dancing, and asses abound in the CFA.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: Surgoshan on 13 Nov 2009, 09:15
Maybe he was in the secret unit dedicated to preserving animal cruelty.  After all, this was during the Bush administration.  He had to go around kicking people's donkeys.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: maddness on 13 Nov 2009, 11:40
Well, he did have those pictures of him with that stuffed bear.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: Surgoshan on 13 Nov 2009, 20:23
A Teddy Roosevelt reference if ever there was one.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: raoullefere on 13 Nov 2009, 20:32
I'm trying to work out the link between Steve posing shirtless before a stuffed bear he presumably did not kill, and T.R. refusing to shoot a tethered bear for a trophy together with the toy bear craze that resulted.

Something to do with the 'strenuous life' instead? 
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: Shadic on 13 Nov 2009, 21:07
Quote from: akronnick on 05 Nov 2009, 22:42
What does Agriculture have to do with feet?

By that logic he might as well work for the Department of Licking Your Ass.
Well, it's the department of "Kicking Your Ass," as there's the relatively common phrase "Your Ass is Grass."

Grass-Agriculture, it's obvious!
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: matachin on 16 Nov 2009, 17:33
Quote from: Shadic on 13 Nov 2009, 21:07
...as there's the relatively common phrase "Your Ass is Grass."

Which leads to the unfortunate scene of dozens of potheads liberally dusted with snackfood crumbs trying to get a buzz off of someone's posterior.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: raoullefere on 16 Nov 2009, 21:27
Truly an ugly image. Especially if there's a waterpipe involved.
Title: Re: Department of Kicking Your Ass
Post by: BeoPuppy on 17 Nov 2009, 05:34
Might explain this movie: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_human_centipede