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Title: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: talihal on 18 Nov 2009, 07:51
The Mustache Ride shirt is quite douchey...What's the douchiest shirt anyone else has ever seen? Personally, I think that any shirt that says something implying that 'I'm the bestester!' or that gives the impression of being a desperate 42 year old virgin with a god complex (IE the Mustache Ride shirt) is douchey as it comes...
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Surgoshan on 18 Nov 2009, 08:07
Not the douchiest, but somewhat douchy, is one I own.

10 Things Men Know About Women

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Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: friend on 18 Nov 2009, 08:36
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/368417/941267.jpg)
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: JD on 18 Nov 2009, 11:53
There is also "List of why beer is better than a woman" shirt
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: maddness on 18 Nov 2009, 13:34
At least half the shirts at T-Shirt Hell.

I'm thinking of getting my aunt  this one (http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/you-must-be-this-long-to-ride/) for Christmas. She's obnoxious enough to wear it and she's always going on about only wanting "big" guys.   :roll:
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Near Lurker on 18 Nov 2009, 13:56
*snip*

How marvelously homophobic.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: LTK on 18 Nov 2009, 15:14
At least half the shirts at T-Shirt Hell.

I'm thinking of getting my aunt  this one (http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/you-must-be-this-long-to-ride/) for Christmas. She's obnoxious enough to wear it and she's always going on about only wanting "big" guys.   :roll:

Let me just say: Eurgh.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: JD on 18 Nov 2009, 16:04
At least half the shirts at T-Shirt Hell.

I'm thinking of getting my aunt  this one (http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/you-must-be-this-long-to-ride/) for Christmas. She's obnoxious enough to wear it and she's always going on about only wanting "big" guys.   :roll:
Man some of those are outright offensive.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Carl-E on 18 Nov 2009, 18:29
Yes, and some of them are pretty funny. 

And some are both. 

Not enough, though. 
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Alex C on 19 Nov 2009, 03:13
I'll believe there's a funny one when I see it.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Nov 2009, 05:50
Yes.  Yes, you will.  Very true.  Personal taste, and all. 

There were a couple that made me laugh, though. 

Perhaps I'm more easily amused?  I don't know if that says more about me, or about you...
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Nov 2009, 06:01
All blowing and booze related shirts.

'I like the pope. the pop smokes dope.'
'Why walk and talk when you can smoke and fly.'
'Stoned again' in hazy letters.

Why a beer is better than a woman is terrible too.

Fucking awful.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: maddness on 19 Nov 2009, 10:48
I find some of them amusing, in a that's-so-wrong kind of way, but think only a real jackass would wear some of those in public. There are offensive ones and some that are just dumb, but I really like the band geek hero shirts. Buying my cousin the Accordion Hero shirt, 'cause his parents used to make him take accordion lessons as a child and, even though he plays bass in a rock band now, he's geeky enough to find it funny.

I also like the Voted "Most Likely to Travel Back in Time" Class of 2057, but I'm kind of a sci-fi geek, so .... *shrug*
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Alex C on 19 Nov 2009, 22:35
Perhaps I'm more easily amused?  I don't know if that says more about me, or about you...

More about you.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Surgoshan on 19 Nov 2009, 23:58
And Alex gets the "judgmental" award for Thursday.

Many of them are pointlessly offensive. 

Many of them are humorously offensive.

Many of them are excessively juvenile.

Some of them are funny.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: the_pied_piper on 20 Nov 2009, 01:56
Wow, just wow. Anybody who would go around wearing one of those shirts is somebody I would most definitely be avoiding.

And Alex gets the "good taste" award for Thursday.

All of them are pointlessly offensive. 

None of them are humorously offensive.

All of them are excessively juvenile

While i'm at it, FYP.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Nov 2009, 04:19
Perhaps I'm more easily amused?  I don't know if that says more about me, or about you...

More about you.

Oh, good.  Thanks for clearing that up.  Because you know, I hate to make assumptions about people I don't know based on one or two forum posts...
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Alex C on 20 Nov 2009, 06:43
All I'm saying is that some things have earned a li'l condescension. T-shirt hell is one of them.
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Kugai on 20 Nov 2009, 08:54
Alex, I'd quit while I was ahead
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: the_pied_piper on 20 Nov 2009, 09:40
Because you know, I hate to make assumptions about people I don't know based on one or two forum posts...

You do realise that this is what the internet is all about, right?
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Carl-E on 20 Nov 2009, 11:16
OK, then add a sarcastic/maniacal grn to that last comment. 

 :-D
Title: Re: The Douchey Shirt
Post by: Alex C on 20 Nov 2009, 16:17
Basically, me and T-Shirt Hell agree on one thing, and one thing only: In Amurka, it's OK to talk some shit about things you stridently disagree with, so long as you also accept that nobody has to pretend like you for it.