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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Ozymandias on 19 Nov 2009, 20:25
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Why is it here let's come up with a purpose for this dang ol' thread
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Is this thread for whining about something? Because we've got a lot of those...
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No way. This is a thread about thinking up awesome thread purposes.
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Dude guiz we should totally make a thread about _____ because _____ is so ______ and _____ ______ _____________________ !!!!!!!!!!
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Honestly, I was going to say we should start a thread about movies we've seen recently, or books that we have read, but those belong to different forums.
Let's start a thread about what we have bought at the grocers lately. Or what our opinions are on Wal Mart or the economy, except those threads also belong in a different subforum.
It seems we have a problem of too much organization.
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groceries?
sorry guys but i dont give two shits about what yr eating. or knowing the title of the song yr currently listening to.
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oh shit music forum venting sorry guys wrong forum
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FUCK YOUS GUYSSSSSSS
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(In the pooper.)
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thread = over
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groceries?
sorry guys but i dont give two shits about what yr eating. or knowing the title of the song yr currently listening to.
It was meant as a joke.
As in, "Man, well, we can't post about books in here, or music, or art, or movies, or politics, so uh....lets talk about ....groceries..."
Or I guess the weather could do nicely. I mean, that what you talk about with people when you can't think of anything else, right?
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In this thread, it is 2436.
I am in my bunker, hiding from the Apple and Microsoft cyborgs duels.
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(Beware. Hidden in your bunker is a secret camera that lets the Lord RoboGates track your every move)
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I probably would have said this thread is for posting some of those hilarious images depicting felines in increasing states of absurdity, eliciting laughter. Unfortunately categorisation strikes again, as we already have a thread in this forum for them!
Darn.
In that case, I vote this thread should be a sandwich thread reboot - everyone give us a recipe for a really good sandwich. N.B. A sandwich should be taken to mean "any kind of delicious stuff in the middle of two bread or bread-like layers"
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(Beware. Hidden in your bunker is a secret camera that lets the Lord RoboGates track your every move)
FUCK FUCK WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER!?!
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(He also has hidden radar which can pinpoint your brain and send messages directly to it to control you. Be aware. Do you hear any hushed unfamiliar voices?)
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This thread is probably for talking about how blazed you are.
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(Do you hear any hushed unfamiliar voices?)
(http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/reviews/pact1b.jpg)
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"Hey, you should go install Windows: Armageddon into your braindrive."
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(He also has hidden radar which can pinpoint your brain and send messages directly to it to control you. Be aware. Do you hear any hushed unfamiliar voices?)
"ia! ia! Vista fh'tagn!"
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Let's make this a thread about, oh, making up awesome animals. Mash up the features of other animals to come up with something like the platypus (only, y'know, not real.)
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Zebreagle
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Squig
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now describe it
or better yet draw a picture
or even better, someone else draw a picture of the animal he came up with
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Flightless Ocelion
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I will get a tattoo of a squig if cool enough.
Also,
This thread is probably for talking about how blazed you are.
Yes.
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Let's make this a thread about, oh, making up awesome animals. Mash up the features of other animals to come up with something like the platypus (only, y'know, not real.)
Actually, the platypus is just something we made up to scare foreigners, like the drop bear and Steve Irwin.
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Squigs. (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=squig&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi)
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"squig" sounds like an urbandictionary entry.
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totally squigged all over that bitch last night yo
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If the whole "making up animals" topic doesn't work out, we could make this thread about words that sound dirty but aren't.
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then I masticated with her food products
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Not as cool as a squid pig. I'm actually pretty disappointed.
Anyway, so once my boyfriend and I went over to a coworker's house. Dude was serious about his pot. Spent like $400 on a mason jar of pot. So we all hung out and got super high. Then we decided we were hungry. Before leaving to go get food, my boyfriend decided he was going to sit in the bathroom for about 30 minutes and puke everywhere. When he came out, we all laid on the sofa and napped for like 15 minutes, and then went out to get taco bell.
We take the coworker's super fancy car. And head over to a Taco Bell in a fairly crappy neighborhood. We order $52 worth of food, and are then told to stay by the sign and not pull forward, without being told any sort of reasoning as to why. We sit for a few minutes and hear no word.So we start to pull forward a little, and the lady comes over the speaker and tells us not to. At this point we are freaking out, and trying to decide if we should just leave or not. We are convinced the cops are on their way. After about an eternity, the coworker finally asks the lady why we can't pull forward. She tells him its because we have such a large order and that if we were to sit at the window for it, it would screw up their time tickets and they'd get in trouble or some shit. Then, a short period later she let us pull through.
Moral of the story: Buy tacos before gets stoned.
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I dunno, I could go with the stoned stories theme.
One time, my friends and I went to the local park on a beautiful spring day with the aim of hotboxing my friend's taurus. Little did we know that that this particular park was hosting some sort of Minnesota K-9 competition that day. We had to drive out of their stoned out of our minds as sheriff's department vehicles from a half dozen counties rolled in with police dogs. I have no idea how the hell we managed to just drive out of their like nothing was going on it. It was like a miracle, only dumber.
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Wait, so Emaline, your first suggestion was to start a thread listing the titles of books people have read recently or movies people have seen? I am confused as to why anyone would care what movie I watched, unless I was going to voice my opinion about it as well, and I don't see why that shouldn't be a more in-depth discussion in its own thread. You know, if I want to coo and drool over sparkly vampires, I see no problem doing it in a Twilight thread. And we already know the general opinion on simple list threads.
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Well, then, Miss Katie, what is your suggestion?
New idea: Don't take a dump on other people's ideas, unless you can up with your own.
Not saying that's what you did there. Just saying in general.
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See I didn't have one, or at least a good one, which is why I didn't offer one in the first place.
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Well, we can either sit around with our thumbs up our asses, complaining, or we can attempt to do some things. One is a bit more productive than the others.
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This thread is probably for talking about how blazed you are.
shit hes on to me!
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(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6281/poophat.jpg)
I am here to shit all over your ideas.
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i lol'd!
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Hey
This sounds more like a pokedex quote there, jhocking.
"Jhocking, ancient type pokemon..."
This could be a fun thread, where we make up pokedex entries for each other. Someone else start it, I can't think right now who I'd do as the first post of this thread.
Someone go make this thread.
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I got a fun idea. Let us guess how many times others have considered self-destruction in the last month.
Johnny: Less than five.
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Khar: Seventeen.
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:c
Okay new topic, now we are making up genres of music.
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ROCK AND COAL
Welsh garage rock played a hundred metres underground with pneumatic drills and blasting caps for percussion.
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EPILEPTICORE
Electroclash-influenced spaz-metal where the intensity of the instrumentation is linked directly to the wattage of the bulbs in the 400 different-colored strobe lights that surround the band onstage.
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FINNISH ORTHODOX HYPER-MINIMALISM.
Electronic genre made by sickly finniah youths living in the woods. Band names, album titles and song titles must be one symbol long. Every song can only have two notes used a maximum of ten times. Albums are 10" 45rpm vinyl, carved by hand.
Ladies who are hardcore into this scene take pills that make them grow scraggly beards.
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I can't top that.
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DEEP IKEA AMBIENT
Another niche Scandinavian genre. A combination of nature sounds and aeolian harps and chimes, layed over deep electronic drones that act as a carrier for subliminal hypnotic messages and binaural beats which reprogram your subconscious mind, allowing you to assemble flatpack furniture.
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What does it mean if you already can?
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That you're a compulsive liar.
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The capybaras are late for the pagebreak because they're busy being friends:
(http://cassland.org/images/capyconga.jpg)
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CANADIAN WOOD-POP
Happy, catchy beats made almost solely by different forms of instruments carved into trees. Notable artists include The Wonderjacks, known for playing an entire grove, and DJ Bucky whose magnum opus was a live set played entirely on one tree with a giant needle, carving the record continually for 38 minutes.
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STONE AGE FOLK
Stone age instruments rebuilt and abused.
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That you're a compulsive liar.
It's really not that hard to assemble flat-pack furniture. The instructions are pretty straight-forward, and you follow them. You put the screws in the holes. You use an allen key, which is even easier to use than a screwdriver.
But I guess "How about that Ikea furniture. Pretty easy to assemble, huh?" isn't a very good joke.
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NATURAL FOLK
Bearded men gather in rural public houses, stone circles, etc., remove all their clothes, drink home-made cider from petrol cans and play raucously on guitars and fiddles in the hope that the god of the sun will grant them buxsome maidens, a good harvest and ultra-rare Fairport Convention vinyl.
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DEADSOUND
Death metal heads and avant-garde types start a scene where all sounds are formed using dead bodies. Flutes made from hollowed shins, skull and rib drums, teeth shakers and even the dim thud of flesh on flesh as the artists beat the recently deceased in a ritualistic manner are used to create truly horrifying soundscapes.
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RIOT BITCH
Music by, and for, female dogs.
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CRABCORE
Men wearing super tight pants form bands who play nothing but breakdowns with the occasional keyboard interlude and autotuned singing, all while spreading their legs apart and crouching as low as they can, simulating the appearance of crabs.
oh shi
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LOBSTERCORE
A fairly boring spin-off of crabcore with tiny boats, captains who are not insane, and not enough general danger.
(Deadliest Catch joke)
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FUTURECORE
Bands of any genre, size or lineup stand on the stage in silence waiting for a cue that will never come. Futurecore fans stand in pre-emptive poses for the dance that they would start with if ever a cue were to happen.
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I think you're thinking of GODOTCORE
Futurecore is when the music is generated by using electron tunneling to directly manipulating the quantum state of particles in your auditory cortex, as pioneered by David Bowie.
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DEADSOUND
I once attempted to persuade my band to call itself "Islets of Langerhan". A deadsound band would totally have this name.
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I think you're thinking of GODOTCORE
Futurecore is when the music is generated by using electron tunneling to directly manipulating the quantum state of particles in your auditory cortex, as pioneered by David Bowie.
Nope, I got to name it first so FUTURECORE it will remain.
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I think you're thinking of GODOTCORE
This is the better name.
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It is FUTURECORE, screw you all.
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I am thinking of making a shutthefuckupcore band.
Meaning it will be me on a stage telling people to shut the fuck up (in various ways of course) to some crazy beats.
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Peaches has already done this. The good news is Peaches is basically always looking for a back-up dancer.
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I am thinking of making a shutthefuckupcore band.
Meaning it will be me on a stage telling people to shut the fuck up (in various ways of course) to some crazy beats.
Been (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59g_djr_km8) done (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1osAOfwiLpg&feature=related).
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If by dancing you mean interrupting everything and telling them to shut their traps and run away with as many instruments as possible, then sure.
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guys what is up with this thread?
(http://www.damnimcute.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/seinfeld.jpg)
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I'm surprised that took two pages.
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I can't believe this thread is at 2 pages what is wrong with you people I am going to phone your mothers.
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This thread does not exist, nothing to see here, go on with what you've done before.
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This thread is now about postcount padding.
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Now that is something I can get behind.
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Isn't that what all threads are about, though?
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Yes.
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Quite.
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NANOTECHCORE
Scientists have created tiny screaming robots with mad guitar skills. Their most famous song "Why Do We Exist, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You People"
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They play concerts inside your ears.
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HIHATCORE
Bands of at least seven drummers use hihats in different shapes and sizes as their only instruments.
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Next person to make a -core genre gets publicly humiliated by the internet.
Be creative, folks.
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Geez, Ballard. I was going to post an awesome -core genre, but since you're such a PARTY-POOPER, I will only participate in the postcount padding that this thread is.
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Really, geez.
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CORECORE
IT'S THE HARDCORE CORE OF THE CORE SCENE
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EUGENECORE
Some guy just gets on the mike and complains that the audience is a bunch of slackers and should go find something better to do.
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EUGENECORE
Some guy just gets on the mike and complains that the audience is a bunch of slackers and should go do coke
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not to be confused with
GENECORE
Every show the entire band ejaculates into a cup and this is used to artificially inseminate a random audience-member onstage. 9 months later they take paternity tests to determine whose sperm won the race.
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ALBANIAN POOPPOP
Patrick sings on Albanian national television from the inside of a public restroom stall.
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NATURAL FOLK
Bearded men gather in rural public houses, stone circles, etc., remove all their clothes, drink home-made cider from petrol cans and play raucously on guitars and fiddles in the hope that the god of the sun will grant them buxsome maidens, a good harvest and ultra-rare Fairport Convention vinyl.
I'd be all over this shit. 1 buxom maiden reporting in
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Dude. Count me in too. I am pretty buxom?
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They ain't winsome bearded hipsters. They are serious men with livestock and home-knitted jumpers.
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Khar, Liz and I live in a place where this is the most popularist local band (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfMp2sI7Ibc&feature=player_embedded) and this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BqaetGYZ0U) regularly sells out the mid-size venues. My favorite place in high school was a barn. (to be fair it had a half pipe upstairs, and also some shows sometimes, along with the smelly smelly pigs downstairs). I know people who still use wood fired stoves exclusively. Though I'm probably just thinking idealized Americana and not straight up everything-phobic rednecks. You just happened to mention all things I actually like.
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I'd be pretty surprised if that didn't already happen in the rural parts of this country.
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ROCK AND COAL
Welsh garage rock played a hundred metres underground with pneumatic drills and blasting caps for percussion.
I've already dreamed up bands with a coal powered amp, and a member whose sole job in the band is to shovel coal.
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Wouldn't that just be steam-powered music? I think it would be best if maybe it were really angry and made by people who had more attitude than musical ability. You know, to shake up the system. I think you see where I'm going with this.
It should be Steam Punk.
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I was suggesting people invent genres other than ones that end in core, not shitting on the party.
not to be confused with
GENECORE
Every show the entire band ejaculates into a cup and this is used to artificially inseminate a random audience-member onstage. 9 months later they take paternity tests to determine whose sperm won the race.
The prospect of this makes me intensely uncomfortable.
Not to mention, do you guys really want my offspring running around?
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SHITCORE
The band takes shit and puts it in the ears of those in the audience.
SHITCORE bands include Coldplay, Nickelback, and brokenCYDE
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Don't forget that brokenCYDE sometimes blends SHITCORE with STABCORE*.
*STABCORE: The band stabs your ears repeatedly until you bleed and can only hear their laughs..
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Gene as in DNA, not Gene as in Eugene.
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Lyre Birdz.
Genre of Australian hip-hop where all tracks are firstly played to a room full of Superb Lyre Birds (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375#) until the Lyre Birds mimic parts of the tracks.
The flock of Lyre Birds is then released on stage, remixing the tunes at will.
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POST-NU-BLACKENED-PROGRESSIVE-GRIND-DRONE-METAL-CORE
Self-explanatory.
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Lyre Birdz.
Genre of Australian hip-hop where all tracks are firstly played to a room full of Superb Lyre Birds (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375#) until the Lyre Birds mimic parts of the tracks.
The flock of Lyre Birds is then released on stage, remixing the tunes at will.
See, this is why I don't understand economics; people are constantly spending obscene amounts of money on ideas that aren't this one.
What gives?
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Lyre Birdz should perform at Sasquatch this year.
They'd be far better than the headliners last year, at any rate. Ben Harper, Sasquatch? Really?
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Yeah, I dunno what was going on there.
it attracted alot of um...people. (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24190.0.html)
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Lyre Birdz.
Genre of Australian hip-hop where all tracks are firstly played to a room full of Superb Lyre Birds (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3433507052114896375#) until the Lyre Birds mimic parts of the tracks.
The flock of Lyre Birds is then released on stage, remixing the tunes at will.
This is a genre of music that needs to be founded and soon.
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BAROQUENCYDE
Crunk+Screamo+Harpsichord