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Title: God fucking damn it.
Post by: Emaline on 19 Nov 2009, 21:13
Get rid of the subforums. Lets talk about books and movies and music and politics and shit in this fucking forum. Jesus H Christ. If people are going to bitch that this subforum has become nothing more than blog threads and circle jerks, then they need to either post more in the other subforums, or make some interesting threads in this one. Not just a thread complaining, or a thread say "gee, guys what shall we discuss?"

Combine all the subforums into one super forum so we can actually have conversations beyond "What should I do about my girlfriend?" and "Today was the worstest day ever!" I mean, those are fine and dandy topics, but honestly I like it a lot better when I can read the advice column in the same paper as the political dramas, and the book reviews.
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Post by: scarred on 19 Nov 2009, 21:16
If this means I have to go to a second page of the forum to view all the new threads, I'm against this idea. It'll turn into the myspace forums! Threads dying after only hours! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!
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Post by: Jace on 19 Nov 2009, 21:19
When I first started coming to these forums I saw a thread like this once every 6 months. It is increasing in frequency lately. The masses are uneasy. Mr Prime Minister, we must do something.
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Nov 2009, 21:20
Yeah and they were all started by Kieffer.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Nov 2009, 21:22
Guys I'm gonna be plain here. If we think that the best way to improve the forums would be to entice Kieffer back, we might as well just call it quits.

What's everyones favourite kool aid flavour? Show of hands.
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Post by: Spluff on 19 Nov 2009, 21:24
Hey lets make the admins undertake a pretty big and complicated task for no real reason beyond it will stop us complaining for half an hour*! What an excellent idea!

*probably five minutes at most
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 19 Nov 2009, 21:24
Holy crap.  We now have two threads about combining the subforums (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,24103.0.html) ON THE FIRST PAGE!  Let the other one get off the first page before trampling all over its body.


I do not enjoy any flavor of kool aid.  I was always a Tang guy.
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Post by: ZJGent on 19 Nov 2009, 21:24
Guys I'm gonna be plain here. If we think that the best way to improve the forums would be to entice Kieffer back, we might as well just call it quits.

What's everyones favourite kool aid flavour? Show of hands.

I'm partial to the Arsenapple and Poisonberry flavour, myself.
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Nov 2009, 21:28
...Can't we just go with Tropical Punch?
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Post by: scarred on 19 Nov 2009, 21:28
Purple, plz.
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Post by: JD on 19 Nov 2009, 21:28
I'm a flavor aid man myself.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 19 Nov 2009, 21:30
Doesn't hide the distinctive tang of hydrocyanic acid.
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Post by: Jace on 19 Nov 2009, 21:35
I like green kool aid.
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Post by: jhocking on 19 Nov 2009, 21:35
What's everyones favourite kool aid flavour? Show of hands.

*raises hand*
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Nov 2009, 21:37
I prefer the blue flavor.


Also, fuck you and your tang, Bassist. That shit is gross. And also why the astronauts figured out how to drink their pee. Because it tastes better.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 19 Nov 2009, 21:54
No way!  Tang is awesome!  It's way better than pee.  I think that's their motto.
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Nov 2009, 21:58
No way. They've always had tang, and then recently they found out how to take their pee and turn it into something they can drink, and thus no more gross ass tang! Besides, why drink tang when you can just drink real orange juice?
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Nov 2009, 22:07
In a time of dire need we once made screwdrivers with Sunkist orange soda because there was no juice.
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Nov 2009, 22:09
That's a bit different. Mixing alcohol with nonjuices is fine and interesting. I recently had a drink of pomegranate vodka and cherry 7up. It was tasty.
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Nov 2009, 22:10
For the record, the reason they used tang but not orange juice is because they wanted to make the water produced by life support systems taste less like ass.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 19 Nov 2009, 22:11
Yeah, sometimes there is no orange juice.  Most of the times I've had Tang, it has been on camping trips with the Boy Scouts, so there was no access to orange juice and it was better than just drinking water straight.  It was not ideal, but I've not ever enjoyed kool aid.
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Post by: Jace on 19 Nov 2009, 22:12
re: thread title.

My grandpa used to say to my mom when she cursed "did that make you feel better, are those the best words that you could come up with? I thought you were a bit more intelligent than that."
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Nov 2009, 22:13
I would have responded with "God damn right it made me feel better."


Then again, my grandparents would never say anything like that.
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 19 Nov 2009, 22:14
Yeah, my response would be, "In order, yes, yes, and it sounds like you thought you were more intelligent than you are, too," but I'm also a complete dick.
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Post by: BrittanyMarie on 19 Nov 2009, 22:14
My grandma uses Tang to make what she calls "Russian tea". I don't know what else is in it, aside from ground up clove too. It's fucking delicious. Also Khar, I like the mystery flavor kool-aid. It'd be fitting, I think.
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Post by: Jace on 19 Nov 2009, 22:17
I would have responded with "God damn right it made me feel better."

Believe my mom did something along these lines once and he slapped her. Either that or something about starving Beofrens.
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Post by: Alex C on 19 Nov 2009, 22:18
Your grandpa is a douche.
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Post by: calenlass on 19 Nov 2009, 22:18
Brittany, my mom and grandmother make that too! They call it "spice tea".
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Nov 2009, 22:21
According to the tang wiki, it's a southern treat!


...and admittedly sounds kinda tasty.
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Post by: BrittanyMarie on 19 Nov 2009, 22:24
Katie you ruuuuuuuuuuuuule! I found a bunch of recipes for it now... guess who's going to the grocery store tomorrow to make it?
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Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 19 Nov 2009, 22:26
And also:
Let's start a thread about what we have bought at the grocers lately.

Holy crap.  You're prescient!
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Post by: Emaline on 19 Nov 2009, 22:29
whoa.
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Post by: sean on 19 Nov 2009, 22:40
so thats why i just completely skimmed this entire thread. whoa.

you see jon this is how it is done. you click the thread and you see its uninteresting and you dont read it and then you dont whine about doing it because 28 minutes a year isnt that much fucking time.
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Post by: Liz on 19 Nov 2009, 22:49
My grandma uses Tang to make what she calls "Russian tea". I don't know what else is in it, aside from ground up clove too. It's fucking delicious. Also Khar, I like the mystery flavor kool-aid. It'd be fitting, I think.

Lemonade, iced tea, Tang, cloves, nutmeg.

I have a big 'ol container of it in my cupboard right now. Thank you mommy.
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Post by: calenlass on 19 Nov 2009, 22:50
And sugar and cinnamon.
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Post by: celticgeek on 19 Nov 2009, 22:58
Purple Jesus for me, thank you.
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Post by: scarred on 19 Nov 2009, 22:59
(http://purplejesus.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/purple-jesus-tackled.jpg)
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Post by: Johnny C on 19 Nov 2009, 23:50
What's going on in here?
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Post by: Ballard on 19 Nov 2009, 23:54
The broletariat seems to be displeased with the behavior of the brogeoise. Brovolution is imminent!
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Post by: Inlander on 20 Nov 2009, 01:22
There are too many different topics being discussed in this thread. From now on we're going to sub-divide the thread thus:

- talk about groceries: every first post;

- talk about bros: every second post;

- complaining about sub-forums: every third post.

Thankyou for your co-operation!
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Post by: pwhodges on 20 Nov 2009, 01:59
Who's stirring things up?...

(http://cassland.org/images/CapyRipple.jpg)
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Post by: nobo on 20 Nov 2009, 04:44
I don't know, if we combine all the subforums wouldn't we have to wade through dozens of "In which order would you plow the ladies of QC?" threads before we got to anything good.
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Post by: jhocking on 20 Nov 2009, 04:48
Combining the comic thread is such an obviously bad idea that nobody even needs to mention that exception. Everyone who suggests combining all the sub-fora has that unstated exception.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Nov 2009, 04:54
Board members complaining about the board lay-out feels as if visitors are complaining about the way a house is furnitured. While they should be happy that they get tea, a slice of cake and some polite conversation.
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Post by: evilbobthebob on 20 Nov 2009, 04:57
And, uh, aren't a lot of regulars disappearing off to ptommydski's blogforumwebsitething when it's done?
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Post by: sean on 20 Nov 2009, 07:26
who knows. i mean ill join it and see how it goes.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Nov 2009, 08:41
Guys I need some advice. I have two packets of kool-aid (one is lemon-lime and the other is lemonade) and I have not gathered enough courage/sugar to drink it. As a first-timer, how should I go about consuming it? Any and all advice would be welcome.
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Post by: pilsner on 20 Nov 2009, 08:43
Snort it through a glass straw, take a video, put it on youtube.  There is no way this can be a bad idea.
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Post by: Blue Kitty on 20 Nov 2009, 08:49
I was thinking shooting up would be a good idea, but snorting it is way better.  Doesn't leave any marks if you don't like it.
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Post by: Ballard on 20 Nov 2009, 08:49
Step 1: Obtain some arsenic
Step 2: Combine arsenic, one package of Kool-Aid mix, 50 ml of the finest scotch whisky you have on hand in a highball glass.
Step 3: Stir vigorously
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit
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Post by: pwhodges on 20 Nov 2009, 09:09
Inject to mouth:

(http://cassland.org/images/capyb1.jpg)
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Post by: Barmymoo on 20 Nov 2009, 17:23
Paul, I have to ask.

Do you have a secret store of capybara porn, or just an army of capybaras and a camera? Because seriously, I have never seen you use the same one twice.
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Post by: jhocking on 20 Nov 2009, 17:35
I created my avatar specifically to counteract the viewing of capybara porn.
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Post by: KharBevNor on 20 Nov 2009, 21:56
OH HOLY SHIT THAT IS SO ADORABLE

SQUEEEEE
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Post by: pwhodges on 21 Nov 2009, 03:58
Do you have a secret store of capybara porn,

When Tommy started it, I spent an idle lunchtime searching, and have a folder of suitable images as a result.  So now I can produce a new one easily (until I run out).  I can even make a capybara sit on you:

(http://cassland.org/images/huge-rodent.jpg)
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Post by: StaedlerMars on 21 Nov 2009, 06:19
Damn, either that's a very large capybara or that is a very tiny lady and couch.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 Nov 2009, 08:27
Damn.

Now I want to cuddle with a capybara.
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Post by: pwhodges on 21 Nov 2009, 10:01
Remember, they are rodents, and have teeth:

(http://cassland.org/images/capyteeth.jpg)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 21 Nov 2009, 10:02
I know.

But that knowledge does not diminish the need, man.
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Post by: Scarychips on 21 Nov 2009, 11:51
That last picture makes them look like retarded beavers.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 21 Nov 2009, 21:02
This thread is dumb, subforums are dumb, this forum in general is dumb.

All I like anymore is the videogame forum and the fashion thread.

My main point here is that the term broletariat is fucking awesome.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 21 Nov 2009, 21:03
I think I'm finna try and go get a Shawarma.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 21 Nov 2009, 21:25
<3
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Post by: MrBlu on 21 Nov 2009, 22:46
What's everyones favourite kool aid flavour? Show of hands.
Red, thanks.

Black dude, from the 'burbs. Sorry.