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Title: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: J-cob9000 on 05 Dec 2009, 20:48
how many people are doing the exact same thing as you are at the very moment you are doing it?

ITT: post thought provoking things that provoke your thoughts into an angered state of higher thought
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Melodic on 05 Dec 2009, 20:53
so many people are furiously masturbating right now
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: pilsner on 05 Dec 2009, 21:19
This is dangerously close to being something out of Garden State.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 05 Dec 2009, 21:35
The whole "someone somewhere is doing the exact same thing at the exact same moment" thing... Doesn't that usually lead to the whole "Holy shit, I just swapped bodies with someone!" thing?
Dammit. I just got off of TVTropes.
Damn.

P.S. I might not have any idea what I am talking about.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 05 Dec 2009, 22:31
so many people are furiously masturbating right now

To this thread.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Candle on 06 Dec 2009, 00:08
considering the infinite amount of variables(including location) that go into 'doing something' it becomes pretty clear that nobody can ever be doing the 'exact' same thing as you.

if you mean like, if i'm taking a shit, do i ever go

'holy shit i wonder how many other people are squatting one out right now?'

then,
 no.
 no, not really.

there are countless better ways to realize you are insignificant
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Jace on 06 Dec 2009, 01:36
WHO ELSE IS CURRENTLY PARTYING HARD?
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Dliessmgg on 06 Dec 2009, 02:57
The exact same moment is not the exact same moment if you move fast enough, therefore you cannot swap bodies.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Christophe on 06 Dec 2009, 03:25
so many people are furiously masturbating right now

sig'd
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Dollface on 06 Dec 2009, 04:01
Im wondering how pregnancy tests work.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: scarred on 06 Dec 2009, 04:08
Well, first you pee on them.

Then... magic!
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Thomas Edison on 06 Dec 2009, 04:15
Then your family disowns you and you end up on the streets at 16 giving your newly born to an orphanage.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Zingoleb on 06 Dec 2009, 15:13
Well, first you pee on them.

Then... magic!

My solution for everyone who annoys me.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: syrupykeyboard on 09 Dec 2009, 11:22
Well, first you pee on them.
Then... magic!
My solution for everyone who annoys me.
What do you do when you run out of pee?
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: JD on 09 Dec 2009, 11:57
Then you teabag them.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Darkbluerabbit on 09 Dec 2009, 12:29
I'm internetting and watching Legend of the Seeker with my nerdy roommates, still dripping with melting snow and sore from shoveling, and drinking bourbon out of this mug:
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p316/darkbluerabbit/IMG000004.jpg)

While they may not have the exact same mug, due to the fact that my notoriously alcoholic state has been basically blanketed in snow shutting down most schools and government offices, I have no doubt that many people are bumming around and drinking to block out the awful sensation of feeling returning to their toes.

Mostly I just wanted to post the mug, because seriously, what the fuck is up with the eagle?
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Zingoleb on 09 Dec 2009, 12:31
Well, first you pee on them.
Then... magic!
My solution for everyone who annoys me.
What do you do when you run out of pee?
I don't. That's the magic bit.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: pilsner on 09 Dec 2009, 13:30
Mostly I just wanted to post the mug, because seriously, what the fuck is up with the eagle?

Isn't it funny that you noticed the eagle and I noticed that the capitalization is odd.  The eagle has a shifty eye.  It contributes to the general theme of making people suspicious.
Title: Re: Have you ever wondered...
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 09 Dec 2009, 13:40
I'm internetting and watching Legend of the Seeker with my nerdy roommates

Oh man, that is a horrific show, but I still watch it because it features a constant stream of extremely attractive women.