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Title: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Ernest on 15 Dec 2009, 16:33

Brokencyde might be worse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uPnIq_tFcA

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: michaelicious on 15 Dec 2009, 16:37

I think people were ridiculing Brokencyde on this board before Attack Attack came along. I think it was scattered around in other threads, though, instead of in one dedicated to that specific cause.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KvP on 15 Dec 2009, 16:41

Brokencyde and Attack Attack! were just the beginning. It gets so much worse. (http://www.myspace.com/bloodonthedancefloor)

So, so much worse.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Lummer on 15 Dec 2009, 16:45

Quote from: KvP on 15 Dec 2009, 16:41

Brokencyde and Attack Attack! were just the beginning. It gets so much worse. (http://www.myspace.com/bloodonthedancefloor)

So, so much worse.

Jesus fuck shit..

I had to pull up the mental defense mechanism of visualising Scott Hull bludgeoning these guys to death with his guitar and then ripping into some ANb riffs just to retain my sanity.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 Dec 2009, 18:43

Is the one in the left a man or a woman?

So confused.

So excited.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KickThatBathProf on 15 Dec 2009, 19:02

It is a man

I think

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Inlander on 15 Dec 2009, 19:06

He may be a boy, but I doubt he's a man.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KharBevNor on 15 Dec 2009, 19:10

Whatever it is, I want to defile it.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Zingoleb on 15 Dec 2009, 19:18

I'm all a-quiver

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: the_pied_piper on 15 Dec 2009, 19:22

Come on guys, it's really not time to be criticising again.

Especially when there is already a clear winner (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqI0xBiMYqg).

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Zingoleb on 15 Dec 2009, 19:25

That sounds like some of the most apathetic screaming. Like, okay, fine, you want me to scream, ahhh grr, arr, ahh, was that enough?

Edit:

I'd rather this over Attack! Attack!.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: gospel on 15 Dec 2009, 19:31

As I was busy drooling over the sweet poon on the scrolling fanboard, I noticed their twitter feed.

(http://imgur.com/TUJ1h.jpg)

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: michaelicious on 15 Dec 2009, 19:33

"All of Your Favourite Animals on One Sandwich" is actually a great song title.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Zingoleb on 15 Dec 2009, 19:35

It is pretty good.

The only good thing about Tokio Hotel is that Bill Kaulitz sure gots a purty mouth.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Avec on 15 Dec 2009, 19:57

Notice the pictures of loyal fans.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 15 Dec 2009, 22:33

Quote from: gospel on 15 Dec 2009, 19:31

As I was busy drooling over the sweet poon ...

all underage goddamn duckface. i hate duckface!

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Ernest on 15 Dec 2009, 23:49

actually, here's the worst, most offensive music anywhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEnyP7nx8Dk&feature=related

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Be My Head on 16 Dec 2009, 00:32

Quote from: Ernest on 15 Dec 2009, 23:49

actually, here's the worst, most offensive music anywhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEnyP7nx8Dk&feature=related

Seems like a pretty funny satire to me.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Spluff on 16 Dec 2009, 00:35

Who was it that used to go around defending Millionaires? Was that zerodrone, or dynamitekid?

Also, what the heck is duckface?

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Joseph on 16 Dec 2009, 00:44

It was zerodrone for certain.  I remember him listing 'Alcohol' as one of the best single of 2008.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: AanAllein on 16 Dec 2009, 00:56

Quote from: Spluff on 16 Dec 2009, 00:35

Also, what the heck is duckface?

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KvP on 16 Dec 2009, 01:05

Quote from: Spluff on 16 Dec 2009, 00:35

Also, what the heck is duckface?

Quote from: Urbandictionary

A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

Used interchangeably with "sexyface". Basically the expression that certain women will use in photos that's supposed to make them look attractive. Fergie and Angelina Jolie use it, etc.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Lummer on 16 Dec 2009, 01:17

...and in turn, they end up only marginally sexier than a tree stump covered in squirrel shit.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: scarred on 16 Dec 2009, 01:19

Quick-and-dirty GIS for "duckface" brought me this:

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/48/166222876_ace009914e.jpg)

Boneriffic!

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: michaelicious on 16 Dec 2009, 05:32

Would.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Johnny C on 16 Dec 2009, 15:38

I don't get the title of this thread. How could anyone forget?

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 16 Dec 2009, 15:42

with assistance from Mr. Hammer-to-the-head and his friend Sir Double Whiskey, that's how.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: David_Dovey on 17 Dec 2009, 05:34

Redundant thread is

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: phooey on 17 Dec 2009, 05:46

The 'devoted fans' aren't the most exciting thing on that scrolling banner
(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/l_dc5a0ed26b08fdbe7ced74de1b61da95.jpg)

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: smack that isaiah on 17 Dec 2009, 07:33

I can't quite tell if what he's holding is a microphone, knife, or dildo.  Also, whatever it is, does it have a fur handle?

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Reed on 17 Dec 2009, 07:50

I...I think it's a fur handled kniferophone?

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Bastardous Bassist on 17 Dec 2009, 07:56

Which can also double as a dildo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN3u3Xa2noI).

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: phooey on 17 Dec 2009, 08:37

(http://kylemonson.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/bowie_labyrinth.jpg)

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Zingoleb on 17 Dec 2009, 12:43

wh

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 17 Dec 2009, 22:49

Quote from: Spluff on 16 Dec 2009, 00:35

Also, what the heck is duckface?

John was right. You could google that shit (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&um=1&q=duckface&sa=N&start=21&ndsp=21). Also the first regular google search is about it too (http://antiduckface.com/). I hate it, I hate it so much... so very very much

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Lummer on 18 Dec 2009, 03:51

Quote from: phooey on 17 Dec 2009, 05:46

The 'devoted fans' aren't the most exciting thing on that scrolling banner

God-fucking-damnit....

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: JD on 20 Dec 2009, 00:47

uh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPVNvJoljD0&feature=player_profilepage)

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Ernest on 20 Dec 2009, 09:32

wow, that was bad

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KvP on 20 Dec 2009, 12:04

I guess in this thread we're attempting to ignore the existence of the entire Psychopathic Records roster (http://www.psychopathicrecords.com/).

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: David_Dovey on 20 Dec 2009, 18:56

as a matter of fact yes we are

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: JD on 20 Dec 2009, 19:25

Psycho who

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 20:35

Quote from: KvP on 20 Dec 2009, 12:04

I guess in this thread we're attempting to ignore the existence of the entire Psychopathic Records roster (http://www.psychopathicrecords.com/).

how about always all the time every minute of every day we are trying to do that

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: A Wet Helmet on 21 Dec 2009, 04:11

Having spent some time wrapped in the thrall of morbid curiosity, I see that the Psychopathic Records artist known as "Boondox" provides several fine examples of plaid to be used in other threads floating around here.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Finin on 21 Dec 2009, 15:49

(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l95/third3y3/untitled-4.jpg)
comments for blood on the dance floor

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2009, 15:54

Anti-Cryst Superstar there has a disturbingly wedge-like face. Like she has been designed to be used for breaking down doors.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Koremora on 21 Dec 2009, 16:05

OFFICIAL Anti-Cryst Superstar, mind you.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KvP on 21 Dec 2009, 17:26

I'm pretty sure that's a dude.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2009, 19:21

Yeah I was thinking that, but normally these sorts of bands are paradoxically homophobic.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Nodaisho on 21 Dec 2009, 19:23

Probably because they constantly get hit on by gay guys. And who can blame them? I've seen Village People that look straighter than those guys do.

I'm not sure about the superstar, could be either.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Scarychips on 21 Dec 2009, 19:40

Or it could be none.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2009, 20:13

If you don't like getting hit on by men you shouldn't dress like a war crime in a transexual glitter factory.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Zingoleb on 21 Dec 2009, 22:04

Quote from: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2009, 20:13

transexual glitter factory.

They have these?

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: KharBevNor on 21 Dec 2009, 22:20

How else can you logically account for Jeffree Starr?

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: Zingoleb on 21 Dec 2009, 22:29

I had never heard of him until now but goddamn...that is not pretty.

Title: Re: So, remember Attack Attack?
Post by: JD on 22 Dec 2009, 22:27

Quote from: Ernest on 15 Dec 2009, 23:49

actually, here's the worst, most offensive music anywhere:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEnyP7nx8Dk&feature=related

Oh my goooooddddd

I heard them on the radio. They are so bad.