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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: westrim on 27 Dec 2009, 21:03
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Am I seriously the first one to make the thread? This is kind of weird.
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I feel like I should say something witty, but I've got nothing. Sorry.
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Oh! Is this the start of the Sweet Tits mini arc I recall Jeph mentioning?
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It sounds like Yelling Bird is planning one heck of a party!!
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Bring on the herpeeees
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Tsk. With a voice that powerful, Yelling Bird could devote his life to fighting crime, or save construction projects vast amounts of money on explosives. Instead, he chooses to squander it on throwing wild parties, summoning whores and blowing attractive women's pants off...
...wait, what am I saying? That's an awesome use of his power.
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Tsk. With a voice that powerful, Yelling Bird could devote his life to fighting crime, or save construction projects vast amounts of money on explosives. Instead, he chooses to squander it on throwing wild parties, summoning whores and blowing attractive women's pants off...
...wait, what am I saying? That's an awesome use of his power.
Only the last one. There are far better ways to spend your time in my opinion than wild parties (eg. ones that you actually remember, don't wake up wanting to die from, and less cleanup), and whores are bad for way too many reasons to bother typing. But blowing off pants? Awesome. Also, with all the hot air he's full of he could melt away all the snow you northeastern suckers are having to deal with.
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Sweet!
Tits.
No pants is good, too!
Her friend looks like Angus without his glasses.
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Well, now we know what Sweet Tits will be having for New Years Dinner. :evil:
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Well, now we know what Sweet Tits will be having for New Years Dinner. :evil:
Pancakes?
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Bring on the herpeeees
Here I am
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I think Sweet-tits is actually Sarah, and she has gone to some kind of purgatory for Allosaurus victims/non-canonical characters.
also WTF 2010
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The reason that there is no color is that they are actully inside the belly of the beast, as it were.
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The next Yell will be behind a cutscreen for all the people at work.
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"SUMMON THE WHORES" will be my new roll out phrase for when we hit the bars.
Goddammit, I love Yelling Bird.
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Who doesn't? Well aside from Sweet Tits.
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"SUMMON THE WHORES" will be my new roll out phrase for when we hit the bars.
Goddammit, I love Yelling Bird.
Ewwwwwww. Let us know when that gonorrhea infection clears up.
And in other news this is my fourth post in a thread with 14 posts so far. I need to stop responding with every witticism that pops into my head.
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Don't worry, we're not any better.
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Yeah, really. I haven't thought of anything witty in years...
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Wit. Is that the form of humour where people get hit in the face by baseball bats?
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Nope, that would be woot.
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Yeah, really. I haven't thought in years...
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Yelling Bird stays true to his name. For some reason I laughed harder at this comic the second time I read it. Probably because I noticed that her pants blew off.
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lol, shame orb is an interesting idea.
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So what happened June 14, 1987?
I demand a three comic anecdotal wall of text, explaining every last detail!
(Seriously, I need something to hold over YB's head. That little bastard has been blackmailing me for three years now (I only started reading QC a year-and-a-half ago (nested parenthesis rock!(comments about nested parenthesis rock harder!! :evil:))))
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man who doesn't
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Whatever happened that day (I think I was in Petawawa on a Basic Artillery Technician Course then) it was serious enough that it penetrated a drunken bird's brain and shut him the hell up for a few moments. I'm intrigued. I'm also not able to sleep and being subjected to the abysmal horror film "Black Sheep.'
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Yelling Bird still has a sweet deal going there. A bird pole with a wodka cooler, classy. And a whore, of course.
Jeph said this comic would be weird. I can't say it disappointed.
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Well, I'm also constantly touching my genitals. In fact, I'm quite attached to them. :laugh:
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Registered an account a while ago, never found a need to post until now..
I feel oddly curious about this comic strip, due in part to the fact that I was born 4am June 15th, 1987...
Just sayin..
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So what happened June 14, 1987?
I demand a three comic anecdotal wall of text, explaining every last detail!
(Seriously, I need something to hold over YB's head. That little bastard has been blackmailing me for three years now (I only started reading QC a year-and-a-half ago (nested parenthesis rock!(comments about nested parenthesis rock harder!! :evil:))))
He was probably accidentally nice to someone, or something. This is Yelling Bird you're talking about, remember...
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wow - Yelling Bird gets his comeuppance! SO. AWESOME.
also:
Warning - while you were reading a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
how the f*** did I post at the same time as someone else in a thread with less than 30 posts in 2 days? ? ? ? FML.
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Well, I'm also constantly touching my genitals. In fact, I'm quite attached to them. :laugh:
That was terrible.
...*writes it down for later*
Anyway, I am loving this whole thing. It's hilarious.
Also, hooray for Randy (not the bandicoot.)
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So what happened June 14, 1987?
I demand a three comic anecdotal wall of text, explaining every last detail!
(Seriously, I need something to hold over YB's head. That little bastard has been blackmailing me for three years now (I only started reading QC a year-and-a-half ago (nested parenthesis rock!(comments about nested parenthesis rock harder!! :evil:))))
All he remembers is waking up the next day with the news box.
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I've got the green Mooninite from ATHF in my head for the voice of the Shame Sphere.
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Seriously, who invited the damn shame sphere, anyway? He always gets off on embarrassing everyone else at the party.
And I didn't see anyone else at the party - well, there's the "whore-on-the-floor" under yelling bird, and the sphere, but where are Sweet Tits' friends? Other than Andy, I mean.
Oh, that's right, Yelling Bird organized the party. What the fuck was I thinking!?
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Regular QC can't return soon enough.
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MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Karma Yelling Bird
Ain't it a bitch :-D :evil:
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Wooo! good whores, Jeph!
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I like to imagine the whore flipping off Sweet Tits is saying, "Screw you guys! Fuck tha police!" (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=429)
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This week will be super firkkin awesome!
The comic had me laughing from beginning to end
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Like I said, Karma's a bitch
And so can Sweet Tits be when she has to be
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/2eyaudg.png)
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Can the shame orb just be a regular character from now on? It would bring a real suspenseful edge to the constant shenanigans of everyone's neuroses.
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Awesome!!!!!
Yelling bird got encapsulated and defenestrated!!!!!
but it's only Wednesday, he still has two days to exact his revenge, and if I know YB, it ain't gonna be pretty.
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@jordinyc Windows broke because of Yelling Bird's sonic screech earlier
Also, this arc is awesome! Yay Randy.
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Having Randy in there saved the entire story arc for me. On the other hand, I was hoping a little more violence towards Yelling Bird.
Have the bird show up at Coffee of Doom some day. While Faye is working. While Faye is on a baaad mood.
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...and has just sharpened the Malaysian battle spatula.
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So Randy turns out to be quite the party animal.
Also, not keen on Sweet-Tits take on the Pheasant under Glass (http://www.ochef.com/579.htm) recipe. Inspired by the current bacon thread, I give you YellingBaconird (or YellingBirdacon) - Yelling Bird wrapped in rashers of bacon and roasted. Although the meat would probably be too tough however much you cooked it.
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I vote for Faye to go through with her threat from the last pic of this strip (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=269) - on Yelling Bird, however, instead of Pintsize. I don't care if she uses the Malaysian battle spatula, Coffee of Doom's anti-thievery broadsword, Pintsize's laser or any other tool.
Then again, I think Sweet-Tits should get first dibs.
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/2eyaudg.png)
Obviously broken earlier in the evening...
I hpoe that is a plastic jar, otherwise he'll escape when the jar breaks on impact.
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(http://i45.tinypic.com/2eyaudg.png)
Go back two days and look at the last panel. It clearly shows both panes of glass on her window being broken out due to YB's summoning of the whores. I'd post the image, but I am not sure what program to use or if I have it on my computer (and I am being lazy). :-P
Anyways, I too am glad to see YB get his comeuppance. :laugh:
Good luck with the move, Jeph!
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HAHAHAHA, the whores are all hipsters!!!!
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Yeah, really. I haven't thought in years...
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WHAT goddammit WHAT
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Yeah, really. I haven't thought in years...
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WHAT goddammit WHAT
Exactly.
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Yeah, really. I haven't thought of something witty in years...
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WHAT goddammit WHAT
Exactly.
Tunnel!!
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I didn't even know there was such a thing as $3 wine...
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THREE bucks for wine?! Oh, you poor deprived Massachusettean (is that right?), not to mention the comparing of your home state to Pennsylvania without knowing the glory that is non-San Francisco, LA, and redneck (yes, we have them, thus prop. 8) California. Here it's sunny, about 50F, and, best of all, we have TWO dollar wine. It's called Two Buck Chuck, available at any Trader Joe's, and it is, I've been told, very good (I wouldn't know, I don't drink alcohol). As in, beating snobby 90$ wines in blind taste tests good.
Here's the wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Shaw_wine (Any perceived snobbery on my part is purely intended for comic purposes, FSM knows we have our issues here too).
Yeah, really. I haven't thought of something witty in years...
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WHAT goddammit WHAT
Exactly.
Tunnel!!
You sneaky bastard (in the good, jovial, totally-not-internet-misunderstood way. And I need to stop worrying about disclaimers. Bad me, bad!).
I didn't even know there was such a thing as $3 wine...
Heck, if you're paying 3 bucks, you're paying too much. Just look up.
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d'awww andy tried, and it worked until the last panel
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Massachusettean (is that right?)
Dude, that does not look right.
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Well, he did give it the ol' College try, so ya gotta give him some credit.
Woulda been better though if the idiot had taken the tag off!!!
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I didn't even know there was such a thing as $3 wine...
Heck, if you're paying 3 bucks, you're paying too much. Just look up.
Hey, I come from the land of Beer, Cheese and Bratwurst. No one really cares how much wine is.
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Massachusettean (is that right?)
Dude, that does not look right.
Wikipedia gives "Bay Stater" as the only demonym. Indiana is the only other such U.S. state.
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As the kind of idiot who has left the price tag on gifts on numerous occasions, I very much feel for Andy.
Although I would never buy anyone any kind of alcohol at that low a price for fear it may kill them.
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What is it with women who expect guys who don't know them to spend lots of money on them? (Grrrr! *grumble, grumble*)
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The best thing about cheap wine is that it doesn't cost much to fnd out how good it is.
Small consolation when it's really bad, but then you don't feel like you wasted a lot of money as you pour it down the drain!
And you never know, you may be pleasantly surprised...
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One of the best wines I ever drank was Gato Negro Cabernet when it was first available at the LCBO for $4.95. And then 3 months later they raised the prices....
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D'aww, a happy ending. Watch your kerosene consumption there, Yelling Bird.
Happy New Year to everyone, and thanks Jeph for another year of comic greatness. Looking forward to what 2010 has in store for our cast.
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One of the best wines I ever drank was Gato Negro Cabernet when it was first available at the LCBO for $4.95. And then 3 months later they raised the prices....
Gato Negro... Like... Gato Negro from Chile? hahahaha in that case I'm quite happy that wine from my country gets more publicity, most of us chileans are very humble with our wines and we just like them but don't expect the others to like them... So it was kind of a nice surprise to see comercials about that wine and others from my country when I moved to Sweden. :-)
Hehehe Gato Negro is actually one of the cheapest kinds of wine you can get in Chile.... I've seen how they sell it in boxes, like... the same boxes people use for milk.
Your coment made me kind of happy, cheers! and happy new year!
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Happy Fucking New Year people!
But we never did find out what Sweet-tits' real name is.
Do I do the scroll down thing too much?
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Nah, I think it's ok... It's new year after all :lol:
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Thank you, Jeph, and congrats on another fantastic year of webcomickery! Er.. Webcomicness.....webcomicitude... whatever, the point is, you are one amazing dude! I can't wait to see what the next decade has in store for us, and until then:
Happy Fuckin' New Year!
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"Have a safe and happy New Year and I will see you in the next decade! "
Yes, safe and happy new year to you too, and it's nice to hear that you will see us also in year 2011. :laugh:
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Happy New Year ... and lets hope we get a lot of rest from this cursed bird.
Even if it IS kinda funny to talk in that many curses.
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Happy Fucking New Year people!
But we never did find out what Sweet-tits' real name is.
Do I do the scroll down thing too much?
I read the posts from bottom to top, so it doesn't matter.
Happy fuckin' New Year, everyone.
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haapy new years!
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I'm surprised Yelling Bird is being so polite.
...For Yelling Bird, anyway.
Please don't go say "Happy fuckin' New Year, Sweet-Tits" to your grandmother, or anything.
That would be awkward.
Like this post.
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I just did.
I probably think the event was less funny when I sober up, though.
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I'm surprised Yelling Bird is being so polite.
...For Yelling Bird, anyway.
An uncharacteristic, but welcome change.
Sweet-tits looked to be feeling really down, too - for accepting the damn vermin's reappearance so readily.
Ah well, I can sympathise. Nothing like a shooting incident on New Year's eve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sello_shooting_incident) to get one's spirits up down. Still - Happy New Year.
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OK, own up. Who graffitied "COCKS" across the Moon? And dinged it making their getaway?
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Whoever it was forgot the 'lol'
Cocks-lol!
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It's supposed to be LOLDONGS
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Ah well, I can sympathise. Nothing like a shooting incident on New Year's eve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sello_shooting_incident) to get one's spirits up down. Still - Happy New Year.
Man, that really is depressing. AND fucked up. Why do people do such stupid things instead of reading webcomics, like they're supposed to?
'course, there may well be a lot of webcomics that promote jealosey and violence, I don't know. But you're a lot less likely to do something like that if you're online...
Hell, you're a lot less likely to do anything if you're online!
Better get back to work...
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Well, it's January 2nd here, but Happy Fuckin' New Year to the rest o' ya anyway.
Nice little story arc with Sweet Tits too.
Hey! Whose the asshole who took the fuckin' chunk outta Luna!!!!!
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Probably (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1546) Cosette (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1547).
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Probably (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1546) Cosette (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1547).
I wonder what her Spiral Power level is.
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Fuck. I was trying to remember where I saw a moon before that was written on with a chunk missing.
Two hours on TVtropes later, I'm pretty sure it was "The Tick", but maybe there's something else one of you know? I liked The Tick, but wasn't an avid follower, and I just don't remember the context!
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Well, there is that bad Remulacian driver. :D
*Runs Power Meter over Cosette*
Holy Crap! OVER 9000!!!
:-D
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Hey! Whose the asshole who took the fuckin' chunk outta Luna!!!!!
Probably (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1546) Cosette (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1547).
I wonder what her Spiral Power level is.
Dammit, Kugai got here with a post first, but I'll still say what I thought 4 hours ago:
IT"S OVER NINE THOUSAND!!
Oh wait, wrong anime. Anyway, she wouldn't have blown a hole in it, she would have revealed its true form and used it to teach the anti spirals a thing or two. But I had been wondering when someone would bring up the moons damage. Maybe a mining accident? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_Machine_%282002_film%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_Machine_%282002_film%29)
Fuck. I was trying to remember where I saw a moon before that was written on with a chunk missing.
Two hours on TVtropes later, I'm pretty sure it was "The Tick", but maybe there's something else one of you know? I liked The Tick, but wasn't an avid follower, and I just don't remember the context!
Mention of TV Tropes makes me sad. :cry:
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I know it's just supposed to be Shame Orb having a little shine thingy on him, but it sorta looks like he's smiling...
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the glory that is non-San Francisco, LA [...] California
Hey now! :?
As an adopted son of the Bay Area who grew up in LA, I caution you to watch it buddy.
Those are two awesome places you're disparaging.
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OK, own up. Who graffitied "COCKS" across the Moon? And dinged it making their getaway?
It was Chairface Chippendale.
(http://www.vegalleries.com/misccels/34tick4.jpg)
He is best known by his previous work:
(http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/chairface-moon.jpg)
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That's what I thought.
SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
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the glory that is non-San Francisco, LA [...] California
Hey now! :?
As an adopted son of the Bay Area who grew up in LA, I caution you to watch it buddy.
Those are two awesome places you're disparaging.
I have close relatives that went all the way to San Jose (I'm sorry, but I had to do it), and I've lived in no less than five different cities that were all 40-60 miles away from LA, with the city as a regular visiting spot. I know well its virtues, but many people have a... negative opinion, shall we say, about our political and urban environments, so I was trying to reassure them without going through the trouble of exploding their preconceptions.
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That's what I thought.
SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
There is no spoon
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SPORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!
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BBBBBAAAAACCCCCOOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, what were we talking about?
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I think we were talking about how Al Capone went mad from syphilis. Not quite sure. I stopped paying attention to the conversation after Pamela Anderson posted in the YOU! YOU BETTER NOT BE SOBER thread. Yes, Virginia; ghost-blowjobs DO exist.
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That's why I "(always)" use a condom while fapping to the ghost of Al Capone giving Pamela Anderson a blow job.
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That's what I thought.
SPOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!
There is no spoon
...The Matrix has you...
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Apparently he's trapped in a zero matrix.