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Title: I need to take pictures of my cock.
Post by: Dollface on 29 Dec 2009, 05:51
Heres the deal i need your help with digital cameras and i heared this brand named pentax and i need to know is it any good cause i have never heared from it so if you know something about it so please tell is it any good.
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Post by: loco_banana on 29 Dec 2009, 06:16
What's your budget?
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Post by: fatty on 29 Dec 2009, 06:21
What do you want to use the camera for?

What type of camera do you want? eg: Digital SLR, point and shoot

What pentax camera have you been looking at?

What other brands have you looked at/encountered?
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Post by: Dollface on 29 Dec 2009, 06:31
What's your budget?

up to 150 euros.

What do you want to use the camera for?

What type of camera do you want? eg: Digital SLR, point and shoot

What pentax camera have you been looking at?

What other brands have you looked at/encountered?

i want to take less carpy pictures.

Digital

Pentax Optio P70 Silver (cost 125euros)

Olympus X-560 WP Silver (147e) and Nikon Coolpix L20 Kit (157e)

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Post by: fatty on 29 Dec 2009, 06:45
As far as brand goes, Canon and Nikon are the most reputable and have been making cameras for the longest.
Pentax and Olympus are equally good at point-and-shoot cameras, and are specialist camera brands. As long as you stick to these brands, you're not likely to go very wrong.

You should look for and compare these specifications and pick the combination you like best:

Megapixels - 7-10 is pretty good for everyday use
Zoom - between 3-5x is pretty much standard for your price range i think.
Memory - i would recommend brand that use SD memory because it's the most widespread/compatible, but it hardly matters because most cameras are USB compatible

Automatic / Manual settings - you can cameras with fully manual settings, lots of personalised settings (macro, portrait, night photos etc) or ones with less, if you're not going to be fussy.

Anti-shake - most brands have some sort of anti-shake system, some work, some don't. I'm not sure about the brands you've suggested. I guess this is something which you have to try for yourself.

I have been using a Canon IXUS and it's served me very well over the years.
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Post by: loco_banana on 29 Dec 2009, 07:21
Anti-shake - most brands have some sort of anti-shake system, some work, some don't. I'm not sure about the brands you've suggested. I guess this is something which you have to try for yourself.

Against my will, I found myself laughing at this part with the thread title in mind.
i lol'd
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 29 Dec 2009, 15:27
I don't know much about cameras, but when I bought mine some years ago and when my sister bought hers some days ago, they said we should take one by Sony or Nikon because they have the best lenses.
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Post by: plumbob78 on 29 Dec 2009, 17:17
I have two Pentax cameras, but they are both SLRs. One is a K10D digital, and I love it. It has shake reduction built into the camera body itself, as opposed to Nikon and Canon SLRs, where to get sake reduction you have to buy lenses with it built in (makes those lenses more expensive) The other is an MX (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentax_MX), a delightful little 1970s film camera that used to belong to my father. I love both of these cameras. Pentax was founded in 1919 making spectacle lenses and started making camera lenses in 1938, so like Nikon and Canon, it's very venerable company, but it merged with Hoya (another optical company) in 2008. Pentax's entry-level SLRs seem to have more features than the equivalents from Canon and Nikon.

I have never used a Pentax point-and-shoot. I have a Canon PowerShot SD550 (I believe this is the same line that is called IXUS everywhere but the US) that is quite good, although their P&S cameras have gotten even better since I bought it. I'm happy with it, and I think for P&S I will stick with Canon. My previous P&S was a Canon also. I would recommend Canon P&S cameras to my friends without reservation.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 31 Dec 2009, 08:42
My gf got a Nikon D90 for Xmas and it is really excellent. I helped her research DSLR's before she got this and I can confidently recommend it. Example pics of my cock will be forthcoming.
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Post by: scarred on 31 Dec 2009, 16:35
may i recommend

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/phyrexianmeatdog/huge-camera.jpg)
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 31 Dec 2009, 17:25
(http://blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/ModernMechanix/5-1934/big_camera.jpg)
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Post by: David_Dovey on 31 Dec 2009, 18:25
Or hey if you are looking at point-and-shoot cameras you could probably do way worse than this sexy beast (http://www.cameraporn.net/2009/06/22/3-reasons-i-love-the-leica-d-lux-4/)
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Post by: tania on 31 Dec 2009, 18:57
Anti-shake

in camera terminology, look for one that's got an optical image stabilizer.

if you need to take really clear images on a budget, point and shoot is probably the way to go, as i've found even most cheap digital SLRs don't come with an image-stabilizing lens and you'll most likely have to make that purchase separately.
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Post by: Nodaisho on 31 Dec 2009, 19:11
I feel that we all have been skirting around the most important question, perhaps for decency, perhaps for our own mental well-being, but I am afraid that I can no longer resist asking the obvious question: why all this trouble for a chicken?
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Post by: sean on 31 Dec 2009, 23:11
use a polaroid camera dude you can straight up add captions
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Post by: A Wet Helmet on 01 Jan 2010, 04:23
Good luck getting the Polaroid film.
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2010, 05:17
use a polaroid camera dude you can straight up add captions

You can get programs for that called Photoshop (http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08172004) you can put a picture of a dude on the screen and write such as THIS DUDE BLOWS etc.
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Post by: Slick on 01 Jan 2010, 11:47
(http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/2837/suck.png)
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Post by: Melodic on 01 Jan 2010, 14:49
damn dude that is the lowest form of punishment
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Post by: Christophe on 01 Jan 2010, 18:46
Dovey Blows as your avatar week 2010

(are we gonna make this thing happen people)

(maybe not)
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Post by: Slick on 01 Jan 2010, 21:33
go go go
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Post by: JD on 01 Jan 2010, 21:36
go go go
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Post by: Slick on 01 Jan 2010, 21:37
no no no

make more!
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Post by: JD on 01 Jan 2010, 21:38
noooooo

besides, it would be rad if everyone had the same avatar.
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Post by: JD on 01 Jan 2010, 21:39
It would force me to look at people's names.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Jan 2010, 21:40
there they are officer these are the men that stole my identity

I don't know who I am anymore
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Post by: JD on 01 Jan 2010, 21:43
Being David Dovey
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Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Jan 2010, 21:48
oh nooooo
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 01 Jan 2010, 21:54
Well Im in
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Post by: Lunchbox on 01 Jan 2010, 22:05
Y'all are horrible mean
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Post by: JD on 01 Jan 2010, 22:06
The Dovey schism of 2010
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Post by: sean on 01 Jan 2010, 22:12
i would not want dovey as my avatar
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2010, 23:30
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2010, 23:31
(thanks Ally ilu)
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 01 Jan 2010, 23:41
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2010, 23:43
Man the worst part is I think all of you guys are ME now
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Post by: David_Dovey on 01 Jan 2010, 23:53
PEER PRESSURE
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Post by: Zingoleb on 01 Jan 2010, 23:56
There he is, get him


I still love you dude
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Post by: JD on 02 Jan 2010, 00:04
My name is Dovey: for we are many
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Post by: Lunchbox on 02 Jan 2010, 00:18
what is going on
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Post by: scarred on 02 Jan 2010, 00:22
bam
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Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Jan 2010, 00:22
It's pronounced Dough-Vee, guys.
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Post by: Lunchbox on 02 Jan 2010, 00:25
I know that but it just fits so well
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Post by: MrBlu on 02 Jan 2010, 01:47
It just occured to me that I'm watching this happening.

Too lazy to do it though. I'm a rebel.
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Post by: JD on 02 Jan 2010, 01:49
Conform, swine
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 02 Jan 2010, 03:20
Am I doing it right?
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Post by: Nodaisho on 02 Jan 2010, 03:23
Is that comic sans?
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Post by: Melodic on 02 Jan 2010, 03:39
the dude is from Circumstances.
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Post by: syrupykeyboard on 02 Jan 2010, 04:09
man what is wrong with comic sans did i miss that memo
damn i can't do anything right
damn
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Post by: Christophe on 02 Jan 2010, 08:20
The disease is inside of you!
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 09:26
It's pronounced Dough-Vee, guys.

What the fuck.
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 02 Jan 2010, 10:19
I just spent an inordinate amount of time staring at your avatar.

Not sure if I get it, not sure theres anything to get, not like my avatar, which is straight to the point.
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 02 Jan 2010, 11:09
comic sans etc.
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Post by: allison on 02 Jan 2010, 11:13
I hate you all. Every time I see all these avatars I think "sweet Dovey posted!" and then it isn't Dovey. Disappointing.
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Post by: JD on 02 Jan 2010, 11:23
You have to read our names to know who's posting zomgz
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 11:35
I just spent an inordinate amount of time staring at your avatar.

Not sure if I get it, not sure theres anything to get, not like my avatar, which is straight to the point.

It's a guy fucking a tree thinking he's fucking a bucket but when he fucks the tree it hits a small bird inside and the bird is uncomfortable about it, so he tries to escape, but he just ends up sitting on the penis of the guy who is fucking the tree.
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 02 Jan 2010, 11:38
And the guy has a fursuit on and the bird has a medal from some sort of contest?
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 11:43
No the guy is third cousin to Yacko, Whacko, and Dot of Animaniacs fame and I do not really know what is going on with that thing on the birds neck I have never noticed it before.

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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 11:43
Perchance it is representative of the waddle commonly found on birds such as the rooster or mighty turkey.
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Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 11:44
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2056/2468847315_5ef7ec0a8b.jpg?v=0)
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Post by: Dliessmgg on 02 Jan 2010, 11:56
And what's with that penis? A ball with a spiral on a stick?
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 02 Jan 2010, 12:08
My penis has a waddle, but doesnt have any spirals.

Should I go see a doctor?
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Post by: Zingoleb on 02 Jan 2010, 13:57
No, you should come here.
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Post by: MrBlu on 02 Jan 2010, 14:14
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot
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Post by: scarred on 02 Jan 2010, 15:30
You have to read our names to know who's posting zomgz

(http://angelinafauxlie.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/khan.jpg)
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Post by: Slick on 02 Jan 2010, 16:18
I hate you all.
adorable
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Post by: David_Dovey on 02 Jan 2010, 20:11
I hate you all. Every time I see all these avatars I think "sweet Dovey posted!" and then it isn't Dovey. Disappointing.

You heard it here first folks, my posts are the best, trufax
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Post by: Chesire Cat on 02 Jan 2010, 20:17
Yeah, she loves us
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Post by: allison on 02 Jan 2010, 21:41
Yeah, she loves us

this part is true