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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 09:10
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But I kinda have to pee, and I want to smoke a cigarette.
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Then again, it looks really cold outside.
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An open window could solve both of your problems.
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(http://a2.twimg.com/a/1262230172/images/frontpage-bird.png)!
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pee on yourself and you can have warmgolden shower.
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Fuck, I was doing just fine chilling in my bed, but now I want a fucking bogie too, and my pants are downstairs. PLEASE INTERNET, SOLVE THIS FOR ME.
(Also, Tommy, you should pee on your friends. It's a win/win!)
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An open window could solve both of your problems.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is back, and he gets pissed if I smoke in the house.
Also I have a sore throat, so the cigarette is less tempting, especially if I don't get something to drink with it, and I'm out of both orange and grapefruit juice.
Plus I'm listening to exile on main street and if I get out of bed I'm gonna start playing Dragon Age so I figure I might as well let this play out.
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There is maybe a 3% chance that I will shower today. I really need to do some community service, I have 48 hours to do in about 16 days.
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I think I want to move my 360 in here so I can stay in bed all day and play Oblivion.
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Yeah that is pretty eerie. I guess I am gonna have to hold out the 15 minutes until the album is over for this pee.
I think this might be the first time I have ever paid enough attention to this record.
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I think I want to move my 360 in here so I can stay in bed all day and play Oblivion.
See my 360 is usually in here and I moved it to the living room to hook up to the internet for a while and now it's not here.
Also for some reason I appear to have shed two identical, slow moving tears.
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Okay Let it Bleed just started I need to get out of bed before this gets serious.
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It's WAY nicer outside today than I thought.
I could like, go climbing or some shit.
But my toes hurt, and I wanna beat this video game.
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Classics like that never really get "played out." Wayfarers, Aviators, those awesome Persol's Steve McQueen wears in Tom Crown, they will always be in style, and they'll always be awesome. I don't like the classic wayfarer though, I think the frame is too big and it tends to overpower the face. I wear the New Wayfarer, it's a slightly smaller frame and looks better, I think.
I have these, but you can't go wrong with the classic black or Tortiseshell.
(http://www.hanger94.com/images/products/mediumimages/rb2132-05.jpg)
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I actually think wearing things that are like, 2-3 years past their coolest moment of "hip" is a really awesome thing to do.
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I can't motherfucking feel my hands.
My feet, I can feel. They are just wet and really cold.
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I've had this weird pain in my toes for the past like 4 days. I tried wearing socks to bed last night, thinking maybe that would make a difference, but it didn't. I am afraid I am dying.
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Also also my asshole room mate uses a giant coffee mug so he drank like 3/4 of the pot and I only got one cup and I can't decide whether I want to make more coffee or just take a shower.
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Alright so you're out of bed now? Change the thread title, it's misleading now.
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Way to overuse the word now in that post.
I still am thinking about getting back in bed and playing video games cuz I moved the 360 back into my room, I'm just gonna board real hard for a little while longer.
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I got out of my bed at 3:44. I'm now at my PC which is right beside my bed... I should go have breakfast.
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Now I'm sitting ON my bed and playing videogames.
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Where are these people getting sad powerpuff Marvel and DC characters? Ive seen Rogue, Spidey and Green Lantern
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Someone posted a whole set of 'em in the pointless thread.
Took me longer than I expected to find 'em again.
Here ya go.
(http://yayeveryday.com/images/post_images/2009-11-25/7955/1259144926.jpg)
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Well now this thread is fucking ruined.
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Are you people seriously telling me that you can access the internet from your bed without having to get up, but none of you has a chamber pot? C'mon!
Re: wayfarers, I love them but they just don't look right on me. It's a tragedy. (Also everyone in the hipster quarter of Melbourne where I live is wearing them at the moment.)
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My thing is, can you think of a point when everyone, or at least a lot of people weren't wearing wayfarers?
It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.
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I gave up on Levis when they decided they wanted to be a fashion brand and their jeans started costing more than A$100. Fuck that bullshit, the point of Levis is that they were tough, affordable pants that anyone could afford and wear, not some elitist fashionista bullshit.
Re: sunglasses, ever since I first saw Hana-bi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hana-bi) I've really wanted a pair of sunglasses like the ones Takeshi Kitano wears in that film.
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It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.
I've tried them in the stores, and seriously, there's like twice the needed amount of pants in those pairs. I think gangsters wear tighter pants. I felt like I was wearing, I dunno, two legs and a sack hanging from my ass, with enough room between my butt and the butt of the pants for a good-sized pillow.
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I really really need new sunglasses because I've been wearing the same ones for 10 years and the glass/plastic in them is all scratched up to the point where they seem maybe a bit blurry/foggy. The problem I have is that I have worn the same glasses for 10 years, and before that I wore an identical pair for another 5 or so, so I've been wearing the same style of glasses for maybe 15 years and that is a lot of time so now anything else looks odd to me. Dilemma.
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It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.
I've tried them in the stores, and seriously, there's like twice the needed amount of pants in those pairs. I think gangsters wear tighter pants. I felt like I was wearing, I dunno, two legs and a sack hanging from my ass, with enough room between my butt and the butt of the pants for a good-sized pillow.
You are either retarded skinny, have no ass, or were trying on shrink to fits which they sell with the size they shrink to on them so they were obviously gonna be huge dummy.
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It's like 501s. They're pushing them really hard right now, but people never stop wearing them. Classics.
I've tried them in the stores, and seriously, there's like twice the needed amount of pants in those pairs. I think gangsters wear tighter pants. I felt like I was wearing, I dunno, two legs and a sack hanging from my ass, with enough room between my butt and the butt of the pants for a good-sized pillow.
You are either retarded skinny, have no ass,
Correct on both points.
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Then wear skinny jeans I guess.
I am a pretty skinny dude and 501s are the best jeans I've ever owned.
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Man I didn't want to get out of bed either. I am like totally nocturnal ATM, it's kinda dumb. I slept from like 8am - 4pm :? Pretty shameful! But now that I'm up I'm going to take a shower and pick up some groceries.
Maybe I'll go for a run too. The weather's been so much milder, it's really nice!
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Got out of bed at 5 am, ate, showered, drove to work and found out I didn't work until tomorrow.
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I would like to own wayfarers but I have a ridiculously wide bridge and thus cannot.
Also I am in bed.
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I got out of bed at 11:30am today and I have to go back to work tomorrow after two weeks off, I do not know how I am going to do it.
Also I have owned Wayfarers for a couple years, I had some red ones but they broke so I got black ones because basically I am cool as shit.
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I have been in bed for the better portion of the day.
Also, I really would like some Wayfarers, but I don't know if they would look good on me and I don't know that I can even afford them!
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I think I'm going to leave my apartment for cigarettes. This seems like a worthy task.
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I got out of bed around 11 and got back in a little while ago. The internets are keeping me company until I am a sleepy face.
I like my bed. One day I will turn it into a fort and I will never leave. Except to eat and stuff.
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If it's a proper fort it will have a fridge. And servants who prepare food for you and also go get that food.
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I think I'm going to leave my apartment for cigarettes. This seems like a worthy task.
Mah nigga.
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Fo sho, bitch.
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I actually think wearing things that are like, 2-3 years past their coolest moment of "hip" is a really awesome thing to do.
This is good news for me!
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Now I'm in bed about to go to sleep, but I kind of have to pee...
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So I guess we've come full circle.
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I'm about to go to sleep. I know for a fact that I won't want to get out of bed tomorrow because I have to wake up at 5 am and then work 10 hours.
And fuck that shit.
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I'm getting out of bed tomorrow for the sole reason that it's the last week of the regular season in the NFL and I've been craving me some football.
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You fucks I had a perfect 50 posts about not wanting to get out of bed and peeing and you ruined it.
Mods plz delete last three posts, lock, and sticky.
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Im in bed watching Bad Lieutenant but I got distracted. And I also have to pee.
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Guys, it's happening again!
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Except this time it's nice outside and maybe if I get up I can call a girl and she'll come over for lunch.
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To your bed for lunch?
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Nah, just coffee and cigarettes on the porch.
Maybe some eggs, but I can't decide whether I want to use the last of these chantrelles I have in that or save them for tonight, they're definitely going bad soon.
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Except this time it's nice outside and maybe if I get up I can call a girl and she'll come over for lunch.
Girls are the best motivation for doing stuff.
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We just had coffee and cigarettes on the porch.
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I need to poop, clean my house, and go to the grocery store before 2, when we're gonna meet for more coffee and cigarettes.
Guys I really hope she likes me! I am getting a new bed on Tuesday and it would just be tragic not to have sex in it.
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(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1140/racecarbed2.gif)
Does it look like this?
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No it looks like this.
(http://www.goodnightnaturals.com/media/arts_bedroom_300.jpg)
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The first one is far sexier.
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i think i have that bed
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I choose to believe that you mean the first one. I will not be dissuaded.
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"I sleep in a racecar! Do you?"
"I sleep in a big bed with my wife."
"Oh."
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"It also happens to be a race car! *terrorist fist jab*"
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I sleep in a big bed with all your wives.
John Terry's got shit on me.
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First pissing, now shitting. It's disgusting man, you've gotta control yourself.
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Last night was Nuit Blanche, one of many Montreal adult oriented holidays. I did drugs and got drunk. I have a super headache and want to stay in bed til it goes away
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I'm off all week, but for the next 3 days I have to get up early to go to work.
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Now I am laying in bed, watching Mad Men, and I kind of need to run to the store and get eggs so I can make breakfast when my friend who just got back from China wakes up but man oh man do I not want to go to the store to get some dang eggs right now. But Bacon alone is just not enough food for breakfast. And Mad Men is really good. And I need to make some coffee fairly soon or my caffeine withdrawal headache is gonna come on in a big fucking way and then it's going to be really hard to do anything with my day at all.
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If bacon isn't enough food for breakfast, make more bacon.
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Surely there was bread, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise
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BLTs for breakfast?
Unheard of!
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Surely there was bread, lettuce, tomato and mayonnaise
Of those things, there was only bread. I am drinking coffee in bed and thinking about breakfast again though. Might make pancakes, homefries, and bacon, but that seems excessive for a dude to do when he is the only dude eating breakfast.
Sigh. If only I had a lady to cook breakfast for.
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How often do people generally eat things like pancakes and homefries for breakfast? I don't know if I could do that every day. I usually have tea, cinnamon raisin toast, and half of a grapefruit.
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I usually just eat cereal...
Unless I get stoned before breakfast, in which case I make crazy-awesome breakfast sandwiches with whatever I can find.
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How often do people generally eat things like pancakes and homefries for breakfast? I don't know if I could do that every day. I usually have tea, cinnamon raisin toast, and half of a grapefruit.
If I have class, generally just eggs, bacon, maybe some toast. Other days, bacon pancakes, scones, muffins, French Toast, potatoes, Strata, etc...
I really like breakfast.
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Shit. Maybe I need to start eating breakfast like a damn hell ass king. Maybe that is what is wrong with my life.
Has anyone ever tried French toast with egg nog instead of just eggs? I have heard good things.
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When I worked at a cafe and ate a big bacon and egg grilled turkish sandwich for breakfast every single day I was the healthiest and felt the best I have felt in years. Now that I am working in an office and back to the cup of tea and maybe a piece of thing I feel awful.
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These last couple of days I have been working 9-5 which is a pretty odd thing to me and I have found that have a choice between eating a good breakfast or getting a bit more of a sleep-in. As much as I love breakfast I chose the sleep-in so today I have just had coffee.
Yesterday I had two hot cross buns with cream cheese though. That was pretty sweet.
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Even on my days off I will not eat breakfast. For instance, I woke up today at 10:45am. It is now 12:17 and I am thinking about making some brownies.
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Same! I think is it just because of the weather at the moment, though. When it was warmer I was eating muesli, but now the nice summer fruits are going out of season so I can't be bothered. Once it cools down a bit more I will have oats for breakfasts, but it isn't cold enough yet.
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The opening of this thread makes me think of some sort of O. Henry-esque horror story, in which a mysterious man binds the hapless victim to a bed and inserts a catheter and nutritional IVs, a la Sloth in Se7en, and leaves. The victim then discovers that he can free his hands and reach his laptop, thus commencing a pleasurable day spent without leaving bed at all.
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There is maybe a 3% chance that I will shower today. I really need to do some community service, I have 48 hours to do in about 16 days.
are you a delinquent?
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See, now I don't want to get into bed because I know I'll eventually have to leave it in the morning.
Fuck yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou beginnings of winter.