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Title: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 29 Jan 2010, 13:59
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Seanbateman/IMG_0044-1.jpg)

That is my beard. It is not a bad beard, but it is a lot of beard.

I am looking for the pros and cons of shaving this beard, currently. I was wondering if you guys could help me compile a list of good and bad things about this beard.


Good - Keeps my face warm in january, and my scarf collection is mediocre.

Bad - Hides my generally pretty face from the world.

Good - Kinda lets me do that wolverine thing

Bad - Kinda lets me do that wolverine thing.

I am making this decision by the first, please help.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 29 Jan 2010, 14:05
I'd say just trim the sides so the whole thing is more uniform.

Otherwise...I dunno man, stay the course, I guess. Looks fine, to me.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Alex C on 29 Jan 2010, 14:09
I'm with SWM. It's not the best picture to be judging it by, but from what I've gathered from other threads you don't have issues with patchiness or anything, so I'd say just trim it down and reassess before doing anything drastic.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: sean on 29 Jan 2010, 14:24
yeah dogg just trim that up but leave some gruff cause it is january.

beard advice thread i kind of have a beard again it rules.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 29 Jan 2010, 17:26
Grow the beard longer (for more warmth, also for more ladies to feel it up) but cut your hair really short.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Lunchbox on 29 Jan 2010, 17:29
Shorten the sides ever so slightly and keep that bedhead it is fabulous.
Why are you so pretty Kieffer
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Inlander on 29 Jan 2010, 17:40
I think in your case it's maybe not so much the beard as the hair that might be making you look a bit unkempt. At the moment I am really loving the extremely-short-hair-with-a-longer-bear look.

Also I think unless you're going to have a serious 19th-century-bushranger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushranger) beard you're better not having it all standing on end like that. It's fun for a laugh but it makes you look like a wild man when really all you want is just to look like a man.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Patrick on 29 Jan 2010, 20:59
Kiff don't ever shave, ever.

You are the only person with a blonde beard who doesn't have the patchy shit-look. DO NOT WASTE IT oh god do you know what I'd give for that?
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 30 Jan 2010, 09:08
Man all I wanted was a funny list of beard pros and cons, dag.

Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: valley_parade on 30 Jan 2010, 09:11
Kieffer, your hair seems to have...exploded.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: blanktom on 30 Jan 2010, 09:28
Will they let you keep that beard at your male escourt job?
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: calenlass on 30 Jan 2010, 09:36
Kieffer the only cons I can think of involve, like, catching food in the moustache-bit if it gets longer? I wouldn't shave it.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Metope on 30 Jan 2010, 09:44
So...

Con: Catching food in the mustache.

Pro: Catching food in the mustache and finding it later on. Lunch!
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Candle on 30 Jan 2010, 09:46
cons: being genuinely confused with grizzly adams by general population

pros: +5 to grizzly bear taming
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Lines on 30 Jan 2010, 09:48
Trim the beard and cut/brush your hair. You look like the unibomber in that photo.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 31 Jan 2010, 07:55
Well now a girl spent the night last night and I'm completely reevaluating everything.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: jhocking on 31 Jan 2010, 08:46
pro:
(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/george_clooney_syriana_3.jpg)

con:
(http://punchingkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/beard.jpg)

ymmv:
(http://punchingkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/beard3.jpg)
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 31 Jan 2010, 20:11
I trimmed like woah. I'll have more beardy pictures later tho, real talk.

Honestly I had forgotten what my face looks like.
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Candle on 01 Feb 2010, 10:43
(http://f.imagehost.org/0118/Ginsberg1959.png)



just trim it and rock the Ginsberg
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Candle on 01 Feb 2010, 10:45
(that shit is uncanny)
Title: Re: I need some beard advice thread
Post by: Drill King on 01 Feb 2010, 10:59
ahahhahahahha

this thread.