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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Faryshta on 11 Mar 2010, 14:04

Title: Death Metal Latte
Post by: Faryshta on 11 Mar 2010, 14:04

I will get all my friends there to get one. Does it have the blood of a virgin or is served at an inhuman temperature or why is it called Death metal?

That board made my day.

Title: Re: Death Metal Latte
Post by: Zingoleb on 11 Mar 2010, 14:31

It's actually like having your brains smashed out by a brick of gold wrapped in a slice—wait, nevermind.

Title: Re: Death Metal Latte
Post by: Carl-E on 11 Mar 2010, 15:27

It has lead filings stirred in.  That way, drink enough, you're dead from the metal. 

Title: Re: Death Metal Latte
Post by: charybdis on 28 Mar 2010, 21:29

I was under the impression that it screamed and or growled threats at you with a heavy baseline while you drank

Title: Re: Death Metal Latte
Post by: All_¥our_Bass on 04 May 2010, 19:25

100% double bass by volume