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Fun Stuff => CHATTER => Topic started by: Eris on 03 Aug 2010, 17:43
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In my wanderings on the internet yesterday, I was introduced to a product that made me do a double take, because it just seemed so bizarre that I didn't understand how someone would have come up with the idea for it, let alone produce it and create a website and an ad for it. That product was:
Vulva (http://vulva-original.com/de/) (NSFW,obviously)
The cologne that smells like a woman's vagina. With an ad where a man smells the seat of an exercise bike after a lady riding it in her underwear sweats all over it.
What could trump this?
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Creepy
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Yeah... Why am I so not surprised that site is a .de domain?
I'm not sure I can beat that, but, in terms of advertising that is, uh... vaginal and makes you wonder WTF?, I've always thought this one was the king. (until now)
(http://bigpicture.typepad.com/writing/Manix.jpg)
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there are so many things from the skymall catalog that i could include in here, but for now i'll stick to one of my personal favourites: the clock that tells you what day of the week it is and provides absolutely no other information (http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102518628).
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Our greatest challenge was to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essences thereof. After many years of extensive testing...
They spent YEARS testing this? What in the hell...
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On the contrary I think Vulva would make an amazing gag gift. I know several lesbians who would appreciate such a product.
I mean yeah it's like $60 but who says gag gifts have to be cheap?
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I could've needed the dayclock from time to time :/ A lot of things show just the date and the time, not the day, which can be annoying. I had Saturday all day today. Of course, I could check it with one mouse-click, so yeah.
I'm fairly certain the world does not need either of these things:
(http://www.skymall.com/images/products/0d/17/06/102174152x.jpg) (http://www.skymall.com/images/products/83/c9/13206464x.jpg)
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It's taken down now, but I used to have a link to a book of semen-based recipes.
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On the contrary I think Vulva would make an amazing gag gift. I know several lesbians who would appreciate such a product.
I mean yeah it's like $60 but who says gag gifts have to be cheap?
Also it's not a cologne. It's a "feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure".
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I'm fairly certain the world does not need either of these things:
(http://www.skymall.com/images/products/0d/17/06/102174152x.jpg)
For the Japanese-Themed room in everyone's house...you've all got one, right? Or am I the only one..
EDIT:
It's taken down now, but I used to have a link to a book of semen-based recipes.
http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/natural-harvest---a-collection-of-semen-based-recipes/5198959
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Oh, shit, I've been looking for that link! I need to buy my mother something for her birthday.
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Oh god oh god don't read the reader reviews before lunch
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On the contrary I think Vulva would make an amazing gag gift. I know several lesbians who would appreciate such a product.
I mean yeah it's like $60 but who says gag gifts have to be cheap?
Also it's not a cologne. It's a "feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure".
Less serious talk more silly things.
A Fleshlight (http://www.toplessrobot.com/count-machine-onahole-hiroshi-chocoball-mukai.jpg) that counts how many strokes are made per minute, and how long it takes to finish
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Oh, shit, I've been looking for that link! I need to buy my mother something for her birthday.
Get her this too
http://www.lasplash.com/publish/cat_index_Food_and_Wine/The_Seduction_Cookbook_-_Sex_and_the_Kitchen_2.php
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Less serious talk more silly things.
how is "feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure" not silly?
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Regretsy is great (http://www.regretsy.com/)
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The Twilight dildo (http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP) was my first thought.
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SkyMall really is a gold mine for this kind of stuff. Check out the Electronic Feng Shui Compass (http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=102727481&c=) or the Treadmill Desk (http://www.skymall.com/shopping/detail.htm?pid=203280892&c=10240).
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Any and all albums by the band U2.
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Any and all albums by the band U2.
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I was gonna say K-ON (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlei5gydjrz) but I still watch it every week.
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The Twilight dildo (http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP) was my first thought.
honestly the dildo is one of the least creepy products (http://www.etsy.com/listing/37339934/twilight-edward-cullen-robert-pattison) to come from twilight
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Jackhammer Jesus (http://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html)
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I was really hoping that was a link to a Jesus blow up doll I saw years ago. Six holes!
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Another old one from the pointless thread, but a good one. Treadmill on wheels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM).
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The Twilight dildo (http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP) was my first thought.
honestly the dildo is one of the least creepy products (http://www.etsy.com/listing/37339934/twilight-edward-cullen-robert-pattison) to come from twilight
True. (http://www.etsy.com/listing/28682772/edward-cullen-life-size-twilight)
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Those pillows with anime characters on them. Also a lot of things from J-List (http://www.jlist.com/)
Please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks the sarcophagi cd holder is awesome
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Treadmill on wheels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM).
not gonna lie, i would totally buy one of these just to chase children around and freak them the hell out
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Please tell me I'm not the only one that thinks the sarcophagi cd holder is awesome
Only if you stock it full of Nile/Karl Sanders
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Treadmill on wheels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM).
not gonna lie, i would totally buy one of these just to chase children around and freak them the hell out
I love the 80s police dramedy theme music.
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The Twilight dildo (http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD&Product_Code=VAMP) was my first thought.
honestly the dildo is one of the least creepy products (http://www.etsy.com/listing/37339934/twilight-edward-cullen-robert-pattison) to come from twilight
howsabout some twilight panties (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/30/pattison-panties-emtwilig_n_340022.html)? (be sure to note the inside (http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-10-30-mr_01accd2044e785.jpg) of said panties)
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Another old one from the pointless thread, but a good one. Treadmill on wheels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuwEq98ByM).
THE ULTIMATE PATENT PENDING MACHINE
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If you're wondering what Carlashes are, they are EYELASHES for your FUCKING CAR http://www.carlashes.com
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(http://djwiky.com/wikyblog/files/2010/05/four_loco.jpg)
11% alcohol, oodles of caffeine. I have been drunk for only an hour and a half; it's 10:00pm now but my mind is in 1:30 mode.
Fuck you, 4loko.
Fuck you so hard.
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is it four-lock-o or do you pronounce it four-loco?
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pronounced loco, and while not the classiest drink its the cheapest drunk I've ever had.
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(http://djwiky.com/wikyblog/files/2010/05/four_loco.jpg)
11% alcohol, oodles of caffeine. I have been drunk for only an hour and a half; it's 10:00pm now but my mind is in 1:30 mode.
Fuck you, 4loko.
Fuck you so hard.
Also it has wormwood extract and 12% ABV and if you ever talk shit about loko again I will cut you.
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It looks like it tastes terrible.
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if you ever talk shit about loko again I will cut you.
FTFY Kiff
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I have no idea where I can but damn it I want one or twelve of those right now.
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Seriously, after drinking two of those in a row I was literally the drunkest I have ever been in my life. You do not want 12 of them. My lighter weight younger brother did the same and ended up passed out on the kitchen floor because he told me "well I realized I needed to lie down and it looked so comfortable". He then spent the next 3 hours throwing up in the sink, finally managed to get him downstairs to sleep on the couch. He was more or less blacked out the entire time, he remembered very little in the morning.
Also the blue raspberry tastes like burnetts with gasoline in it, the only manageable flavors are orange, lemonade and cranberry lemonade. the watermelon is.... okay.
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The real issue is how the hell do I get some in South Australia?
I mean ffs I can't even find out if some unscrupulous character is selling it on ebay because it keeps auto-correcting loko to look.
That is if its even import-legal.
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Far as I know it's only American. Almost took some with me to Israel just so I wouldn't be lokoless for too long.
It's perfect booze, man. Never go more than 8loko, I like to stick at 6loko, generally. Cranberry Lemonade and orange are the best, grape is so far and beyond the worst I can't even comprehend.
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Honestly I'm not really talking shit about it too much, that was all off the bender I had from drinking it last night. For my height and weight it was an insta-drunk kit.
It's one of those things that in a perfect world shouldn't exist but which in this world I am glad that it does.
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The world would be far less perfect without loko, my friend.
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I'm actually pretty okay at 8Loko, its not a thing I do often because I can get a bit silly drunk at the end, but I'm usually okay.
The fastest I've done it was at about 1 hour even and it was almost too much, the last half of the can can get intense. I usually tend to stick around 6Loko as well, and that's generally over a stretch of an hour and a half.
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so wait are there different products called 6loko and 8loko?
i swear i need to try this shit.
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i'm pretty sure that's not what it means.
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It's not. Subdivide yr numbers, boyo.
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i have yet to ocholoko. Is it best to do this over the course of an afternoon/evening? 4loko got me silly, i am thinking seisloko could be fun. But honestly I'm not sure if i could taste any of their flavors for the 48oz duration
Water Joe. Water Joe should never have been created
if you OchoLoko, you stay in the house, and you pray no one is around to see you. Or that they're equally loko. Sam, the best is to get an orange and a cran lem and drink em fast, but not too fast. Like, loko, bud tallboy, loko is my shit. Then like, whatever else is around. Loko is only really dangerous because fuck yeah you keep drinking afterwards.
See this amazingly awesome hipinion thread for details about how things can go.
http://forums.hipinion.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=14628&start=0
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A guy on there mentions it's sold in the UK but where the fuck is it. I haven't seen it in any stores.
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Water Joe. Water Joe should never have been created
:-(
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Nevermind England, I have yet to see this thing in the Northeast..
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dude i felt terrible after that stuff+brews on brews. like, water shouldn't give me the shakes
the problem with water joe is that can it absolutely under no circumstances EVER be left in massive quantities around extremely drunk and dehydrated sweaty people because this leads to said drunk people instinctively grabbing and drinking anything that even looks like water with the result that if you are me you drink like seven of them in two hours and then end up shaking violently and wanting to die pretty much all night
on the other hand i think if i drank like, one during the day in a totally sober context it would probably be okay
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A guy on there mentions it's sold in the UK but where the fuck is it. I haven't seen it in any stores.
You can get buckfast though, I imagine it's similar?
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I have always wanted to get a bottle of Buckie just so I can be cool like Ted Leo
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Looked up backfast, ended up I watched a couple of youtube videos of some guys chugging it who I think were speaking english, but whatever accent it was was way too thick for me to even begin to understand it.
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To the poster on previous page: Thank you for reminding me of "J List" I could waste hours looking at the stuff there.
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Looked up backfast, ended up I watched a couple of youtube videos of some guys chugging it who I think were speaking english, but whatever accent it was was way too thick for me to even begin to understand it.
Possibly Scottish? We can't really tell if they're speaking english either, don't worry.
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Oh yeahhhhh Na'vi fleshlight (https://www.fleshlight.com/alien/)
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if you'll excuse me for just a second, i need to go set fire to the earth now
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The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler's new 3D epic, "This Ain't Avatar XXX" for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy.
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In a similar vein:
(http://www.necronomicox.com/images/Trio-logo-teaser.jpg)
Yes, those are a Cthulhu dildo and a rotting zombie flesh dildo.
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Wait, didn't those Avatar things fuck with their tails??
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cockthulu
Just looked at the order page. It comes in "Fuck Your Face Orange".
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A guy on there mentions it's sold in the UK but where the fuck is it. I haven't seen it in any stores.
You can get buckfast though, I imagine it's similar?
With the added effects of smelling like, looking like and having the consistency of cough syrup.
Vile stuff.
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http://thesnuggiesutra.com
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So, wait. I know I'm late, but 4Loko is essentially a cheerleader mixed drink, with Caffine? I'm trying to peice together why somoene would make/drink that.
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(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39905000/jpg/_39905985_dasani_203.jpg)
Dasani. lovely pure bottled water.
From a tap. In Sidcup. thank you Coca Cola!
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"These slogans were used seemingly oblivious to the fact that spunk is slang for semen in the UK"
but, but, it means that here too... how coudl they not know?
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But that's just a white powder. There's no telling what it might be.
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I'm pretty sure my post on it was deleted, or I just forgot to post it in the first place, but there's a penis snuggie. No link this time around.
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The forum was saying you had posted, but when you went into the thread it wasn't there. So you did post, and it wasn't deleted (afaik), but it's just not here.
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Oh, ok, cause I went through my recent posts and it wasn't there either so I got really confused.
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But that's just a white powder. There's no telling what it might be.
I can tell you it's not cocaine.
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The source of the image is a blog about drug abuse detection and treatment. It's very likely not real coke.
But good job keepin' it classy anyway.
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I have made an extensive study of the image and I think it's icing sugar.
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The forum was saying you had posted, but when you went into the thread it wasn't there. So you did post, and it wasn't deleted (afaik), but it's just not here.
It's a very annoying glitch.
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Nah icing sugar is a lot finer and doesn't clump like that. I think it's a flour like arrowroot maybe.
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Really? I've got a jar of icing sugar in my cupboard and it's clump-crazy.
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Some icing sugars are sold cut with cornstarch for helping to thicken up icing, that could be what's confounding your differing experiences with icing sugar.
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Yeah I mean icing sugar clumps for sure, but its clumps tend to be way bigger and more sort of jaggedy rock like than the much smaller round lumps there. Also the image mystery powder has a slightly creamy colour to it, whereas icing sugar is generally bright white. That could be a photo filter or WB setting though.
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Some icing sugars are sold cut with cornstarch...
I just want to appreciate how appropriate that phase is when talking about fake cocaine.
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and the zombie (http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2LWo1O/www.webpronews.com/topnews/2005/06/30/scientists-reanimate-dogs-dislike-zombie-comparisons) apocalypse begins.
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A) That is not a product, B) there is nothing zombie-like about it, and C) it serves a legitimate goal in medical science.
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Whilst that sounds amazing from a scientific and medical perspective, it is massively creepy from an emotional point of view and I definitely understand the zombie comparisons.
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How is that creepy? Do you find CPR emotionally creepy?
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That report is five years old; I want to know if they've done anything more with the technique.
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They certainly haven't been sitting still. Here (http://www.safar.pitt.edu/recentpubs.html) is a list of research articles the resuscitation research center has recently published, more than 40 this year. One experiment on mild therapeutic hypothermia (no less than 35 degrees C) was conducted in a children's hospital on patients with cardiac arrest, which didn't result in a lower (or higher) mortality rate but showed the treatment was feasible.
There were also experiments on pigs, one of which used hydrogen sulfide as a cooling agent, which didn't have a significant effect. Another one was similar to the experiment in the article, using ice-cold saline aortic flush and chest compressions. This one had a promising outcome: Spontaneous circulation was restored in all eight pigs, and seven of them survived past 9 days. After resuscitation they were only slightly handicapped in neurological functions. I don't know if that means they're making progress without reading all of those articles, but they're still working on it.
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Did they kill dogs to test this? Not cool
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What about the thousands of dogs that get destroyed for nothing more than shelter capacity reasons every day?
I know it's sad and dogs are awesome, but if they can help us out in this way that's pretty nice of them.
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They certainly haven't been sitting still. Here (http://www.safar.pitt.edu/recentpubs.html) is a list of research articles the resuscitation research center has recently published, more than 40 this year. One experiment on mild therapeutic hypothermia (no less than 35 degrees C) was conducted in a children's hospital on patients with cardiac arrest, which didn't result in a lower (or higher) mortality rate but showed the treatment was feasible.
This actually helped save my grandma's life when she had her heart attack. The doctors radically lowered her body temperature overnight while she was in a drug-assisted/induced coma, giving her brain and heart time to repair while they also assessed damage. They brought her out of the coma after 12 hours, and she (somewhat miraculously) was conscious and had her wits about her (mostly!).
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It isn't bringing dogs back to life that I find creepy (although it is weirdly fascinating), but the blood draining and filling with saline? That is very weird.
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So when are we going to expand this into freezing people down and colonizing other planets?
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This (http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/10/introducing_hipsters_incorpora.html) isn't a product per se but it definitely fits in here nevertheless.
Also, it represents a fantastic chance for certain denizens of this very forum to make some spare scratch. You know who you are.
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So when are we going to expand this into freezing people down and colonizing other planets?
Twenty years! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8091965/Nasa-unveils-bold-plans-to-send-humans-one-way-to-Mars-to-colonise-planet.html)
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(http://www.theliterarygiftcompany.com/ekmps/shops/danihall/images/tapewoolf1.jpg)
It is the best thing (http://www.theliterarygiftcompany.com/ekmps/shops/danihall/images/tapewoolf1.jpg).
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They should make it in "On The Road"
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Dovey, for a moment I thought that was toilet paper and I was gonna high five you.
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Who's your favorite BzzzBuddy (http://www.bzzzbuddies.com/)?
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...the "stories" for each of their models seem to be marketed to 9-year-old girls. I question the wisdom of this marketing decision. Also:
"But that doesn't bother Paws at all. He's able to crawl into all the small and tight spaces that the others can't, and he's the #1 puppy at hide-and-seek!"