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Title: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 30 Aug 2010, 11:23
Hello people. I haven't posted on these forums in quite a long time.

Anyway, so this is a huge dilemna I have a fair amount of weed I could rollone really big pure weed joint (not even that big though like just bigger than a cigarette), or I could roll half of it and add tobacco and then smoke another dooby tomorrow in Madrid. (Oh cause I'm moving from Barcelona to Madrid tomorrow and I will probably wanna smoke one there..)
 Or... i could not smoke a doobie and keep smoking pipes, conserve and not enjoy the doobie stylez.. This last option I'm not too fond of because I like doobies...
 this is a tough decision

any advices?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Josefbugman on 30 Aug 2010, 11:35
If this is a big problem then you seriously need to get out more.

Also, why not just buy more weed?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: sean on 30 Aug 2010, 12:45
trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ptommydski on 30 Aug 2010, 12:57
Nevermind your friends (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYTFRCuyTmY).
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 30 Aug 2010, 13:31
I didn't realize that one joint constituted a fair amount in other places of the world.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: KharBevNor on 30 Aug 2010, 13:33
I suppose if you roll a very fat pure weed joint, which is a ridiculous way to smoke weed.

Anyway, the answer is always Dopethrone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWHplp10kQM)
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: BlahBlah on 30 Aug 2010, 13:38
VALIUM
CSHKCSHK
VALIUM-AH
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: sean on 30 Aug 2010, 15:31
you should get a bowl and smoke pot like a normal human being
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Dliessmgg on 30 Aug 2010, 17:26
eat chocolate

but not the weak shit, at least 70%
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 30 Aug 2010, 17:59
You should stop fucking saying doobie. Cunt.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Lines on 30 Aug 2010, 18:07
Stick it up your pooper.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 30 Aug 2010, 20:32
trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll

unnecessary

You should stop fucking saying doobie. Cunt.

unnecessary also douchey

Stick it up your pooper.

approximately ten times less worth the time it took to read than the original post

Guys, this is why someone's always bitching that the forums used to be more interesting than they are now. We've compartmentalized all major topics of conversation (sharing music, pictures of us, pictures of funny shit on the internet, fashion and body modification, drugs and alcohol) into a few bloated megathreads and then everything else generally dies before it hits page 3.

Then occasionally people who are new post threads that could easily be made entertaining and we shit all over them. It's stupid and not conducive to having an interesting forum. Keep the cliques at least to meebo, won't you?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Aug 2010, 20:34
It's a fair enough point but you probably should have waited for a better thread to make it. I honestly don't wanna consider the ramifications of this thread not being a troll
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Lines on 30 Aug 2010, 20:42
I honestly do not see how saying, "Stick it up your pooper," is as bad as say he's a troll or a cunt. (Of which he is neither.) Yes, you do make a valid point, but I honestly do not give a shit what someone does with their weed. My initial thought was to type, "Flush is down a toilet if it's that hard of a decision to make," but I didn't because I didn't want to create a fuss, so I made a flippant comment that honestly means nothing more than a silly comment. Sorry Gene, I like you, but your post was just as useless as the three you quoted. I don't usually comment on drugs because I'm not in control of what people put in their bodies, but that doesn't stop me from thinking that drugs are stupid, so I'm going to make stupid comments about stupid things when I feel like it.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 30 Aug 2010, 20:43
I don't see any evidence of trolling.

Dude's high, posting about what is currently important to him (in which manner should he get more high) in order to see what other people around the world think about it. That's how forums work, isn't it?

Personally, I always prefer a pipe over paper. I smoke half a pack to a pack of cigarettes a day without any trouble, but for some reason even a small pull of a joint or spliff chokes me up. Additionally, I fucking hate smoke in my eyes. That shit hurts and is hard to avoid if you're holding a lit roach.

Damn you OP you make me wish I had some weed.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 30 Aug 2010, 20:52
I don't usually comment on drugs because I'm not in control of what people put in their bodies

You should've stuck with this.

It's pretty common sense that if you have nothing worthwhile to say about a subject, you should just pass on the conversation.

If you think smoking pot is stupid or have no opinion on this guy's weed, you shouldn't have posted in this thread. Instead of passively avoiding it you chose to shit it up with a dumb meme that is of no value whatsoever both in and out of context.

so I'm going to make stupid comments about stupid things when I feel like it.

This is welcome, rational and/or justifiable.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Eris on 30 Aug 2010, 20:57
Oh hey, is it time for people to complain about how cliquey we are again? I was sure we had a few more weeks left before this conversation came up again.

Honestly, this is a pretty dumb thread, and until Eugene brought up this bullshit again I was happy to look in on it but not contribute because I really didn't give a shit about a guy and his weed. I don't think the guy is a troll (I do think he is a cunt for calling it a doobie) and I think Eugene is overracting over some flippant comments that one would hope the OP would take in his stride.

Eugene, if you are so annoyed that there aren't any new threads then make some yourself! Make some that encourage people to post in them! Spam the boards with posts until people get the shits and you get tempbanned! But don't be all high and mighty about it in the meantime.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 30 Aug 2010, 21:12
I'm addressing the condition of the forums overall which prevents new threads from becoming good threads.

Some of the most fondly remembered threads started out as hideously stupid shit. Considering the amount of people on this forum who enjoy weed, this isn't that stupid a thread.

He's from fucking Spain. Who's to say he's using the word doobie ironically? And even if he was, who are either of you to decide which drug slang is acceptable and which isn't?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Aug 2010, 21:15
I remember we had a really good talk a while back on drug slang, which was mostly good because it was just Brett (user:Hat) haranguing everyone and generally  being an awesome cunt. It is also where I was introduced to the term "punch a cone" which is honestly a fucking fantastic and evocative way of describing the act of potsmokery.

What I am basically saying is that this forum would be way better if Brett came back
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Patrick on 30 Aug 2010, 21:20
Guy spelled "dilemma" wrong, burn him at the stake, the sum'bitch
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 30 Aug 2010, 21:33
I remember we had a really good talk a while back on drug slang, which was mostly good because it was just Brett (user:Hat) haranguing everyone and generally  being an awesome cunt. It is also where I was introduced to the term "punch a cone" which is honestly a fucking fantastic and evocative way of describing the act of potsmokery.

That is an excellent phrase. I'm quite fond of "partaking in the devil's lettuce" as these things go.

P.S. this is what I mean about mediocre or shit threads starting interesting conversations. I missed that thread entirely and would be pleased if we spawned a repeat.

What I am basically saying is that this forum would be way better if Brett came back

I heartily endorse this statement.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: David_Dovey on 30 Aug 2010, 21:36
Actually now I think about it Brett was at least partways (if not wholly) responsible for spawning my other favourite term for doing drugs, which is "fighting the war on drugs" e.g; "I need help fighting the war on drugs on Friday night, who's with me?" or "Man I was fighting the war on like four different drugs that night"
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Elizzybeth on 30 Aug 2010, 22:28
On the topic of weed slang, my group of friends (tongue-in-cheekly) calls it "wiggly hands": American Sign Language for tree (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=trees) is wiggling your hand (http://www.lifeprint.com/asl101/pages-signs/t/tree.htm).  (e.g. "Are you down for some wiggly hands?" "Are we wiggling our hands tonight?")
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Spluff on 30 Aug 2010, 23:43
That is an excellent phrase. I'm quite fond of "partaking in the devil's lettuce" as these things go.

P.S. this is what I mean about mediocre or shit threads starting interesting conversations. I missed that thread entirely and would be pleased if we spawned a repeat.

And yet you shat all over the post that started that line of conversation.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Christophe on 31 Aug 2010, 00:00
My friends are fond of calling the ganja "Pokemon".

They're all grass-type, if you must know.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 31 Aug 2010, 00:38
That is an excellent phrase. I'm quite fond of "partaking in the devil's lettuce" as these things go.

P.S. this is what I mean about mediocre or shit threads starting interesting conversations. I missed that thread entirely and would be pleased if we spawned a repeat.

And yet you shat all over the post that started that line of conversation.

Awesome derailing is often unintentional. Either way it can be accomplished without being mean-spirited.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 31 Aug 2010, 02:25
I refuse to apologise for how stupid a word "doobie" is and how much it infuriates me.

When I was in Boston 0bessions and I referred to smoking pot as "going to the circus" and buying pot as "buying circus tickets". This lead to hilarious misunderstandings when Pen asked if we could take her daughter to the circus as well.

I remember we had a really good talk a while back on drug slang, which was mostly good because it was just Brett (user:Hat) haranguing everyone and generally  being an awesome cunt. It is also where I was introduced to the term "punch a cone" which is honestly a fucking fantastic and evocative way of describing the act of potsmokery.

What I am basically saying is that this forum would be way better if Brett came back


You hadn't heard that term before? Must be an East Coast thing. Also it only applies to smoking through a bong. Joints and pipes don't really have cone pieces and thus you cannot punch them.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 31 Aug 2010, 02:34
I refuse to apologise for how stupid a word "doobie" is and how much it infuriates me.

This is silly. Get over it. "smoking a doobie" is not some retarded catchphrase paully shore drops, it's just smoking a doobie. I understand that nobody likes stereotypical stonerisms, and much like cussing it has to be done properly to ensure you dont sound ridiculous, but to rageboner over the word doobie is pretty unnecessary. (edited for redundant adjectives)
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Jimor on 31 Aug 2010, 02:36
Man, I thought this was going to be a Tom Johnston vs. Michael McDonald thread. Y'all suck!
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Eris on 31 Aug 2010, 02:47
To be fair, I didn't take it as jimmy raging out over the word. It was more that it is making the guy seem like a stereotypical stoner, who generally are more annoying than actual stoners who don't spout that bullshit. I work with a pretty big stoner and I have never heard her use the term 'doobie', and if I did I would have told her she sounded like a dumbarse.

Also, maybe it is a cultural thing in terms of vernacular, but jimmy calling the guy a cunt wasn't an over-reactionary thing, it was just kind of a way to punctuate his point. I have been called a cunt before and not been offended, and refer to people as cunts when said people are pissing me off (normally it happens when I am road raging over shitheads driving. Sure it is a "bad word", but it is no more one than fuck or shit or crap or any of those words.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 31 Aug 2010, 03:30
Also the obvious answer is to roll two pinner doobs. nobody will judge you for smoking a small joint if it is just personal.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Dliessmgg on 31 Aug 2010, 04:13
This thread punches a cunt in the nuts.  :x :x :x
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: jhocking on 31 Aug 2010, 05:37
Some of the most fondly remembered threads started out as hideously stupid shit.

I have such a horrible memory (I think my brain is leaky) that I can't possibly remember any specific threads, but I do know that the threads I laugh at hardest often start out very stupid.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: StaedlerMars on 31 Aug 2010, 05:48
Khar is right.

Also (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOpidgBVa5s)
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Thomas Edison on 31 Aug 2010, 06:00
Whilst we're on the subject, what is with the ridiculous names they give strains of weed? When I want to buy weed I just want weed, not Super Mutated Afghan Kushinating Widowed Leopard with an AK47 Rocket Ship of Cheese.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Inlander on 31 Aug 2010, 06:11
Widowed Leopard

Would see this etcetera.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: sean on 31 Aug 2010, 07:13
actually guys i have a bigger dilemma than the kid who started this thread because i am out of pot right now
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Aurjay on 31 Aug 2010, 07:23
guess im old school and just call it smoking a joint. Oh for the simpler times.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Inlander on 31 Aug 2010, 07:30
The solution to your dilemma is to get all your remaining pot and put it in a motor bong (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D-PFdCup2E#t=5m29s).
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: öde on 31 Aug 2010, 07:49
Smoke some crack.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Lines on 31 Aug 2010, 08:25
He's from fucking Spain. Who's to say he's using the word doobie ironically? And even if he was, who are either of you to decide which drug slang is acceptable and which isn't?

He's a Canadian in Spain.

When I was in Boston 0bessions and I referred to smoking pot as "going to the circus" and buying pot as "buying circus tickets". This lead to hilarious misunderstandings when Pen asked if we could take her daughter to the circus as well.

Bahahaha! I hope Faye wasn't all upset she couldn't go to the circus.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: KharBevNor on 31 Aug 2010, 09:10
This year I have been mostly referring to marijuana cigarettes as 'bifters' and the herb itself simply as 'the scourge of youth'.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 31 Aug 2010, 10:57
He's a Canadian in Spain.
Maybe this has something to do with it. In BC, doobie is an incredibly common word. "Fatty" is also a preferred nomenclature.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: David_Dovey on 31 Aug 2010, 11:51
Now I'm not too au fait with pot culture myself so excuse me if this makes me seem stupid but I thought "fatty" referred to a very specific type of joint?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 31 Aug 2010, 12:04
Look guys, you had this thread WITHOUT me! I'm so proud.

Also, dude, grind it up, roll 60/40 tobacco weed spliffs. You should be good for at least 3 if you keep em tidy.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 31 Aug 2010, 12:09
Typically (around here at least) weed is so prevalent that specific terms are less strict and more or less there are just 150185196 different ways to say "smoking a joint." Typically you wouldn't call a small joint a fatty, but if you're not in the market for small joints you end up throwing the word around a lot more. I always preferred "Stomper" for a big joint, but I suppose really I've just been smoking long enough that it's all just vernacular and trying to apply rules to the practice would defeat a lot of the purpose.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: David_Dovey on 31 Aug 2010, 12:12
I remember Khar posting specific directions for rolling a jumbo joint using three strategically-arranged papers in Gabbly one time. Can Khar (or someone else with the requisite knowledge) go through that one again?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Patrick on 31 Aug 2010, 17:04
Guys

How are we almost to two pages without mentioning Swishers even once

What the fuck are you doing with your time/weed if you're not rolling R1-ass blunts using Swisher wrappers
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Aurjay on 31 Aug 2010, 18:55
I don't know about rolling super joints but for me the best way to roll has always been using a dollar. Works just like a cigarette rolling machine and is convenient when you forget your actual machine at home.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: sean on 31 Aug 2010, 19:00
or you could like, actually know how to roll.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: SWOON! at My Gravitas on 31 Aug 2010, 19:19
Probably should, what I've been doing is wrapping weed up in little paper balls, stuffing them into hotdogs, and feeding those hotdogs to my dog.  Then I wait for him to poop, put the turd under a lamp for a few hours until it dries, and then smoke it.

The whole process is just so darn inconvenient, I don't know what to tell you
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Aurjay on 31 Aug 2010, 19:40
or you could like, actually know how to roll.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Touche. Granted not the best freehand roller but if a pregnant or hogleg  joint is what your looking for than i am your man. BTW spliffs was completely new to me till i went to Amsterdam and had no idea on how to roll one. Made for an interesting conversation starter though when i had to ask people to help me in exchange for sharing.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: David_Dovey on 31 Aug 2010, 21:29
I use a pen
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Inlander on 31 Aug 2010, 22:02
I forgot that you have dollar notes in the U.S. All we have in Australia are dollar coins, and the only way I could imagine using a coin to roll a joint would be if you used it as a frame to roll the paper around, and I was thinking "Holy shit that'd be a big joint." Seriously, that thing'd be like a stogie.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 31 Aug 2010, 23:54
Joints used to be a daily thing for me, but nowadays I tend to smoke so much that I'm either using this excellent glass bong that I have or I'm rolling blunts to smoke with several friends. Usually buy like, dutch master cigarillos since most blunt wrappers you can find at head shops nowadays seems to be made of soggy toilet paper, even if there are some crazy flavors out there. This isn't to say that I never do joints, when I feel like a personal I use Top, only top. I've never really been into rolling spliffs, if I don't have a whole lot I'll just empty out the front of a cigarette and pack it in, then twist the tip. Easy, fast, easy to keep low radar with and you get to finish off with just a ciagarette (like I usually do anyway).

I also have a little mini-bubbler in the shape of an elephant that I purchased while visiting New Yorkers, though I have to clean it pretty often since its a weird little piece to clear, being all glass with no lid for the water. I used to use metal pipes a lot but lately I've found that I'm actually developing a taste preference for glass, which i always though was stupid when people talked about why glass was superior but I'm becoming a little weed snob for it in my own right.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 01 Sep 2010, 05:35
Look guys, you had this thread WITHOUT me! I'm so proud.

Also, dude, grind it up, roll 60/40 tobacco weed spliffs. You should be good for at least 3 if you keep em tidy.

Kieffer, come visit me and lets smoke some herb.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ballard on 01 Sep 2010, 05:39
Somewhat relevant to this thread:

Yesterday in the middle of the city, in broad fucking daylight (it was maybe 10 AM) and surrounded by cops (I had just walked out of a college building) a guy stood dead in the middle of the sidewalk blocking my path, waited until I stopped walking, held up an O in a ziploc bag and said "green buds, good shit, want some?"

I laughed and shook my head, and as I kept walking I heard him do the same thing to the next person. Comical.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 01 Sep 2010, 11:43
What the fuck are you doing with your time/weed if you're not rolling R1-ass blunts using Swisher wrappers
Smoking weed that isn't so awful you need to pile a quarter ounce into a paper bag to smoke it. Bluntz are silly.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Patrick on 02 Sep 2010, 05:18
Dogg I don't know what kind of weed you've got where you are, but the way the Bay taught me, a blunt is no mere "yeah I guess I'm a 6 on a scale of 1-10" bullshit. It's meant for getting so fucked that you can't remember your birthday, your nationality, even the names of colors.

Holy Christfuck I love California
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 02 Sep 2010, 07:12
Look guys, you had this thread WITHOUT me! I'm so proud.

Also, dude, grind it up, roll 60/40 tobacco weed spliffs. You should be good for at least 3 if you keep em tidy.

Kieffer, come visit me and lets smoke some herb.

I don't smoke weed.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 02 Sep 2010, 09:19
I'm pretty damn surprised about how many replies this topic got haha.
Yes I am a Canadian living in Spain. I'm from Ottawa, Ontario... where we (like I assume everyone else) use an enormous amount of words for joints and marijuana.
I personally like saying Doobie, Spliff, Joint, for any type of one paper joint. Blunts are strictly cigar paper weed cigarillos... I really don't like the flavored wraps they sell in head shops, I much prefer getting a Sentry Sam, emptying it of the tobacco and using the inner layer of the paper... it's the best.

Anyway, I wasn't trying to be ironic or funny when I used the word doobie. I am a cunt who likes using the word, deal with it.

I usually smoke a combination of pipes and joints. I really like joints because I like the process of smoking them just as much as I like the effects on me.... and I find them to be the smoothest and best tasting.

So I ended up rolling two pinners (my term for really small joints) of about 60/40 tobacco/weed as previously mentioned. It was pretty good...today I was sad I was out of weed and then I looked in my grinder and found enough for a little bowl, that was quite amazing... love it when that happens.

The other day I smoked some of that famous hash they're calling Nepalese Cream.. it really lived up to its fame. Quite nice, especially the flavor.

Moral of the story, from now on if anyone wants to talk about weed without getting flamed, make sure you define each slang term you use and justify your reason for using it... no hard feelings lololol
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 02 Sep 2010, 10:40
@Patrick, I used to smoke 2 ounces a week out of a gravity bong, I cannot physically get that stoned anymore. :-(
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Patrick on 02 Sep 2010, 14:06
Protip: stop smoking weed for a month
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: StaedlerMars on 02 Sep 2010, 14:18
question: where the fuck do all of you get all the money for smoking pot daily?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Patrick on 02 Sep 2010, 14:35
Weed is cheaper than alcohol in terms of a thrill:skrill ratio
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: KharBevNor on 02 Sep 2010, 14:37
I remember Khar posting specific directions for rolling a jumbo joint using three strategically-arranged papers in Gabbly one time. Can Khar (or someone else with the requisite knowledge) go through that one again?

What, an L-Plate? That's not really a jumbo joint, it's just a way to make the best of a situation where you only have one-skins, by (this is the way my mother taight me, sticking two papers side by side and one at right angles down the end and using that to roll a tapered joint. I use them semi-regularly because I enjoy smoking weed the same way I smoke tobacco, from liquourice rizzlas, however it's dang hard to get hold of liquorice king skins round where I come from (and it's gotta be rizzla because other brands of liqourice papers are just different enough to be incredibly wrong, like the difference between marmite and vegemite). Often though I can't be fucked and I'll either just have your basic bog-standard blue king skin or simply chainsmoke a few cheeky one-skins. That or shotties, though I rarely feel myself in the need for the macho bragging sort of weed smoking. When I can afford weed I normally smoke it on a one or two before bed, or a couple of fairly weak joints over the course of a lazy afternoon kind of deal.

OH YEAH DAN I'M COMING BACK TO BOURNEMOUTH YOU'D BETTER HAVE TAKEN FUCKING GOOD CARE OF MY SHOTTIE WHICH YOU HAVE HAD FOR THE LAST SIX MONTHS YOU CUNT.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 03 Sep 2010, 00:07
So much of that was in unintelligible british for me. Sounds... fun?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: JD on 03 Sep 2010, 00:21
Probably should, what I've been doing is wrapping weed up in little paper balls, stuffing them into hotdogs, and feeding those hotdogs to my dog.  Then I wait for him to poop, put the turd under a lamp for a few hours until it dries, and then smoke it.

New sig quote
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 03 Sep 2010, 02:15
question: where the fuck do all of you get all the money for smoking pot daily?
grow it, or make oil/hash for people that grow it, and you get a lot of it for free. or sell it. in any capacity if you know the right people it is readily available, and in my neck of the woods the right people is just about everyone. I don't know how prices vary regionally (and as much of a faux pas as price comparing on the internet is) but I can get an ounce of lime green preem for 150$, in the event I am not getting it for doing someone favors etc in the first place. I have pretty much quit smoking pot short of the odd joint here or there, though, so I don't keep up with the same circles anymore.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Jimmy the Squid on 03 Sep 2010, 02:20
Pot isn't expensive at all and really, depending on how much you smoke it can last you a while. For instance, $50 here will tide my girlfriend and I over for anywhere between two weeks and a month given that we only smoke on weekends and even then only ever have maybe 2 pipefulls each.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 03 Sep 2010, 05:48
Man, beat mouse that's a really good price for an ounce. I just moved to Madrid and haven't bought any yet. When I was living in Barcelona it was pretty awesome.
I walked into a head shop one day to buy some papers, and the clerk straight up asked me if I wanted to buy weed and that he had the best shit. He actually did have some really good green and crystally nuggets of joy, so I bought from him a couple of times at about 7 Euros a gram. Shitty thing about him was that he wouldn't cut deals if you bought bigger quantities. I ended up bartering a free grinder out of him though ;)

Anyway the search for good weed in Madrid continues... it's quite easy to find drugs if you just go around the city center at night. But you don't wanna buy that stuff cause it's bad quality street dealer shit. I'm waiting till I meet some real stoners...
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Trollstormur on 03 Sep 2010, 09:53
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Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: JD on 03 Sep 2010, 10:13
question: where the fuck do all of you get all the money for smoking pot daily?
grow it, or make oil/hash for people that grow it, and you get a lot of it for free. or sell it. in any capacity if you know the right people it is readily available, and in my neck of the woods the right people is just about everyone. I don't know how prices vary regionally (and as much of a faux pas as price comparing on the internet is) but I can get an ounce of lime green preem for 150$, in the event I am not getting it for doing someone favors etc in the first place. I have pretty much quit smoking pot short of the odd joint here or there, though, so I don't keep up with the same circles anymore.

Woop guess I shouldn't be surprised you live in BC
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 03 Sep 2010, 17:18
i use a vap. there was a 25% off sale so the boy who is a daily smoker bought this really nice iolite vaporizer... it looks like a walkie-talkie kinda. they had a volcano that with the 25% off woulda been like two hundo off. it tastes like a thousand times better in the vap than a bowl or a bong or a j
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 04 Sep 2010, 14:00
it tastes like a thousand times better in the vap than a bowl or a bong or a j

I will agree that the TASTE is better, but the thing is that it's not thick enough smoke... I'm a smoker and like the sensation of it being a bit thicker like a cigarette, than in a vape where it's well... vapour
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Gemmwah on 04 Sep 2010, 15:02
dammit i want some fucking weed
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 04 Sep 2010, 22:33
man whatever i like not choking when i'm smoking. though i never thought of "i'm a fan of the texture, not the taste" of weed before
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: KharBevNor on 05 Sep 2010, 04:17
I'm personally mostly a fan of the bit where you get high.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 05 Sep 2010, 04:24
hahaha, I forgot that part. Getting high is also excellent and the high from vapes is quite different than from J's, I find.
But yeah I like the texture since I'm also a heavy cigarette smoker.

On a side note, I also like it when people bake weed treats. That can be a lot of fun too!
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: BrittanyMarie on 05 Sep 2010, 05:13
ah right on, i don't smoke cigarettes so i guess it makes sense. the vap i think makes for a slower buildup to the high that i want, whereas like two hits from just a glass piece and i am melted into the couch having a panic attack because oh god i think i am TOO HIGH but wait you can't actually overdose on weed brittany you are being DUMB but i think i'm going to die oh god when will this end
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 05 Sep 2010, 06:01
solution: more weed ;)
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Patrick on 05 Sep 2010, 11:05
Guys, I found out one of my neighbors down the street sells. Gonna check out his product later today.
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Post by: Aurjay on 05 Sep 2010, 11:20
This is sad. I actually have nightmares about smoking weed. I wake up freaking out thinking im gonna have a drug test and get kicked out of the Army.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: KharBevNor on 05 Sep 2010, 17:03
I have actually reached a vile pinnacle where my chief weed dealer is also my WoW guildmaster (though only for one realm).
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ozymandias on 05 Sep 2010, 17:08
I have actually reached a vile pinnacle where my chief weed dealer is also my WoW guildmaster (though only for one realm).

That is pretty much the lowest point any human has ever reached.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Professor Snuggles on 05 Sep 2010, 17:19
This is sad. I actually have nightmares about smoking weed. I wake up freaking out thinking im gonna have a drug test and get kicked out of the Army.

That's not sad so much as a common anxiety/withdrawal response to quitting drugs, especially under duress. Used to happen to me all the time, wake up sure I'd fucked up big.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 08 Sep 2010, 05:32
Guys, I found out one of my neighbors down the street sells. Gonna check out his product later today.

livin the dream haha, any good?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: amok on 08 Sep 2010, 09:50
I will agree that the TASTE is better, but the thing is that it's not thick enough smoke... I'm a smoker and like the sensation of it being a bit thicker like a cigarette, than in a vape where it's well... vapour

Gotta agree with this, I smoke a fair number of cigs a day and the vape smoke is so thin that I don't even know if I'm getting any or not, untill I spin out and fall over 20 minutes later. Much prefer slowly smoking a nice long joint (never got the hang of multi-paper techniques as above so I just get these
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1015/ripssilverkingsizextrat.jpg))
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Ozymandias on 08 Sep 2010, 15:19
To preface this post, I would like to underscore that the following statement is not directed at the people who smoke pot nor the drug itself, being fully cognizant that it does not make you stupider and people who are not stupid do it.

But man this thread really shows how dumb people sound when they talk about it. As I said, it really has nothing to do with the drug or the people who do it, but rather the culture and vocabulary that surround it and this now subsequently makes me wonder if this is a majorly contributing factor to its difficulty in gaining acceptance in mainstream Western culture, after all tobacco and alcohol both have thriving high-class cultures and vocabulary through cigars, whiskey, wine, and beer.

Discuss.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Thomas Edison on 08 Sep 2010, 15:59
just get high erryday
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 08 Sep 2010, 22:12
Yeah man but you could also argue that the language exists because weed is forced to be on the edge of society, since everyone who smokes it is breaking the law (at least in the U.S. outside of the lucky fuckers in California) so naturally the language is going to be more 'common'. Those crazy kids with their slang and hip hop. As soon as it can be branded it will immediately distinguish itself, just like you can buy a Dutch Master at a 7-11 you'll be able to buy $15 weed cigars and really cheap ones, if it were legalized. I mean, seriously, how different is low class alcohol from top shelf stuff? A novice drinker will never be able to tell the difference anyway. Am I making sense? I'm drunk, so I may not be making sense.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Patrick on 09 Sep 2010, 01:38
I have actually reached a vile pinnacle where my chief weed dealer is also my WoW guildmaster (though only for one realm).

That is pretty much the lowest point any human has ever reached.

Idunno my pot dealer's guildmaster was his dad, whom he lived with.


Guys, I found out one of my neighbors down the street sells. Gonna check out his product later today.

livin the dream haha, any good?

Dude didn't have any when I checked. Come on man I have better hookups than a so-called dealer. Dude's lived here his whole life, can't even reliably get a dub, even a ten. I have club hookups already and I've only been part of the NorCal weed economy for 6 months at best. Fuck that guy.

Also "learning to properly roll a Swisher blunt" is on my to-do list once I can responsibly afford weed again.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: beat mouse on 09 Sep 2010, 02:07
But man this thread really shows how dumb people sound when they talk about it. As I said, it really has nothing to do with the drug or the people who do it, but rather the culture and vocabulary that surround it and this now subsequently makes me wonder if this is a majorly contributing factor to its difficulty in gaining acceptance in mainstream Western culture, after all tobacco and alcohol both have thriving high-class cultures and vocabulary through cigars, whiskey, wine, and beer.

Discuss.

Gladly. I think this falls under "product of circumstance" more than anything. For every retarded pothead that blurts out "durpa durr i totally bogarted several fatboys last night" there are just as many alcoholics that discuss the number of brews or jagerbombs they trashed the night before. The terminology is completely different but if you take into context the number of different ways people can describe drinking, the only difference is in the particular words themselves. Shots, brews, cans, tallies, "getting shitty," truly the only difference between marijuana and alcohol under a microscope is semantic at best. Marijuana, or hemp products in general suffer due to the select few that ruin it for everyone. A business suit can discuss the medicinal, economical, and financial benefits of legalization/whatever changes you can argue to the status quo, and have it completely derailed by a hippie in a tye dye shirt hurp-a-durping "and its fun to smoke too" bringing all previous arguments to a roaring halt. Likewise, a doctor can endorse the benefits of a glass of red wine, but the masses of people drinking 120 budweisers a week do nothing to misrepresent the legitimacy of alcohol sales.

Alcoholism in general is far more destructive than chronic marijuana abuse, in collateral effects such as car accidents, domestic disputes, etc. That is not to say that I am a tenant of the "well weed is totally great for everyone durrrrrr" mentality, as marijuana is a substance like any other, waiting to be abused in the name of escapism, but I would definitely argue that alcohol has just had the better rep of the two, throughout political movements as prohibition, and through economical conflicts akin to newsprint being printed on either trees, or hemp. I would say ultimately, it has more to do with the long running history of context and social stigma than anything else.

When it comes to vernacular, I would even go so far as to say that it stems entirely from the inspiration of marijuana causing ridiculous goofy thoughts and words like "doobie," and alcohol blotting out all cognitive process and resulting in random sex and vomit-filled toilets. While both have their place, it is simply a matter of perspective.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: KharBevNor on 09 Sep 2010, 03:29
I guess I'm not the only person who finds it extremely depressing that the argument 'It has very few negative health effects and it's really fun' is not a socially acceptable one in our society.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Nodaisho on 09 Sep 2010, 03:46
I have actually reached a vile pinnacle where my chief weed dealer is also my WoW guildmaster (though only for one realm).
Does he let you pay in DKP?
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Trollstormur on 09 Sep 2010, 10:02
I guess I'm not the only person who finds it extremely depressing that the argument 'It has very few negative health effects and it's really fun' is not a socially acceptable one in our society.


yet I can suck cancer right outta several fags and drink until my liver explodes

god bless america/america lite
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: Nodaisho on 09 Sep 2010, 18:06
yet I can suck cancer right outta several fags
Unfortunately, most HMOs don't cover that treatment.
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 13 Sep 2010, 08:23
Well I'm from Canada and now I live in Spain. Two very liberal countries when it comes to Marijuana use, so I don't really have much of a problem with it being illegal, as far as I'm concerned I prefer doing it at home or in parks than at clubs or bars..
Title: Re: Doobie Dilemna
Post by: cheesepie on 04 Oct 2010, 08:41
Success, I have obtained some very good bud! The university I go to is full of pot heads and it wasn´t hard to find once classes started.
bout 4 or 5 euros a g, good quality bud. can´t wait to buy a bong now haha