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Title: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: FNUsernameTaken on 19 Nov 2010, 08:23
Everyone else with low post counts are starting threads and commenting all over the place, what's one more? Besides, I couldn't post in the locked thread and I don't see any others suitable for this particular post.

Anyway,
The current story is great, but I'm sad by the lack of funny in the couple recent strips. Also I'm bored at work, so I decided to completely bastardize Mr Jacques' work in an image and it's funny sort of. Thumbnailed, because it's kind of big.

(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/9130/1799ed.th.png) (http://img703.imageshack.us/i/1799ed.png/)

This strip should then be followed by an entire week's worth of explicit images of the sexy nature. With a special guest appearance by Raven.


PS
If you ever read this, I am so sorry Mr Jacques.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: InfiniteMars on 19 Nov 2010, 09:27
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Another alternate ending using today's strip would include an additional two-part panel of the door to Marten's room. So after you see the door with "click" you'd see the door with "sob" and then the door with "sob" and "fap fap fap." But maybe only I would find that funny...

Note: I registered just to post this reply.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: eyosgkxb on 19 Nov 2010, 10:46
I'm ok with this.

You probably made half of the forum regulars  :cry: but thats awesome.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: jwhouk on 19 Nov 2010, 15:39
</facepalm>
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Varian7 on 19 Nov 2010, 15:45
Nice effort!
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Skelepunk on 19 Nov 2010, 18:12
Aww! I don't care, Pintsize's "I'm helping!" was fracking adorable.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Carl-E on 19 Nov 2010, 18:57
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Alphapenguin on 19 Nov 2010, 21:55
Eh, why not?
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: JD on 21 Nov 2010, 22:11
what are you 12
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: pwhodges on 22 Nov 2010, 09:54
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 

Indeed.  One of the few things in my past that I remember with true embarrassment...
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Odin on 23 Nov 2010, 08:18
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 

Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Wiregeek on 23 Nov 2010, 08:22
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 

Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.

Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Carl-E on 23 Nov 2010, 09:10
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 

Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.

Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.

That explains a lot, really. 
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Dliessmgg on 24 Nov 2010, 00:41
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 

Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.

Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.

That explains a lot, really. 

quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Undead_Graduate on 05 Dec 2010, 13:52
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 

Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.

Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.

That explains a lot, really. 

quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!

But I like quote towers :-(
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: tHEfOOL on 05 Dec 2010, 14:12
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks.  

Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.

Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.

That explains a lot, really.  

quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!

But I like quote towers :-(

wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Dec 2010, 17:39
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really. 
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: akronnick on 05 Dec 2010, 17:48
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really. 
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: tHEfOOL on 05 Dec 2010, 17:49
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really. 
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?

yes
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Dec 2010, 17:51
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really. 
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top. 
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: akronnick on 05 Dec 2010, 17:55
OK, then. Carry on.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: JD on 05 Dec 2010, 18:42
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really. 
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top. 
It's called a quote tunnel.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: berenzen on 05 Dec 2010, 23:34
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really. 
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top. 
It's called a quote tunnel.
It's the quote pyramid of giza now...
but, yeah break-up sex is pretty bad.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Dr. ROFLPWN on 05 Dec 2010, 23:50
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks. 
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really. 
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top. 
It's called a quote tunnel.
It's the quote pyramid of giza now...
but, yeah break-up sex is pretty bad.
SILENCE, SLAVES! BUILD! BUILD FOR PHAROAH
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Deadlywonky on 06 Dec 2010, 09:57
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks.  
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really.  
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top.  
It's called a quote tunnel.
It's the quote pyramid of giza now...
but, yeah break-up sex is pretty bad.
SILENCE, SLAVES! BUILD! BUILD FOR PHAROAH
Yes my Pharoah! please do not whip me so hard
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Dr. ROFLPWN on 06 Dec 2010, 10:00
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks.  
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really.  
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top.  
It's called a quote tunnel.
It's the quote pyramid of giza now...
but, yeah break-up sex is pretty bad.
SILENCE, SLAVES! BUILD! BUILD FOR PHAROAH
Yes my Pharoah! please do not whip me so hard
THE WHIPPING WILL GET YOU INTO THE GOOD AFTERLIFE, THE ONE WHERE AMMUT DOES NOT DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: pwhodges on 06 Dec 2010, 10:42
Every few months someone decides to be really daring and break the rules of the forum by making a quote tunnel.  Gosh, that's radical!   Wow!  You know, it doesn't take many times for it to get really boring.   For some reason this doesn't happen in the other subforums, only this one.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Carl-E on 06 Dec 2010, 13:59
Every few months there are enough new people to find it entertaining in what was essentially a dead thread. 

Arguably, I started it. 

Sorry about that. 
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Wiregeek on 06 Dec 2010, 14:11
I'm away from my normal computering resources, could someone give me a rough guesstimate of the height and width of the quote tunnel in pixels?

I'm actually, god help me, considering creating that or similar in Minecraft.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Mr_Rose on 06 Dec 2010, 14:18
Width is entirely dependent on resolution (about 1300px for me), but the height appears to be of the order of 520 pixels.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Wiregeek on 06 Dec 2010, 14:22
Hrm, that's entirely doable, once I get something like Cuboid installed on the server. I'd have to do the text by hand, of course.
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Undead_Graduate on 06 Dec 2010, 21:38
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks.  
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really.  
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top.  
It's called a quote tunnel.
It's the quote pyramid of giza now...
but, yeah break-up sex is pretty bad.
SILENCE, SLAVES! BUILD! BUILD FOR PHAROAH
Yes my Pharoah! please do not whip me so hard
THE WHIPPING WILL GET YOU INTO THE GOOD AFTERLIFE, THE ONE WHERE AMMUT DOES NOT DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
Ok I'm new, so I had to get one last tier in before I called it quits :D
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: Kugai on 06 Dec 2010, 22:24
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks.  
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really.  
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top.  
It's called a quote tunnel.
It's the quote pyramid of giza now...
but, yeah break-up sex is pretty bad.
SILENCE, SLAVES! BUILD! BUILD FOR PHAROAH
Yes my Pharoah! please do not whip me so hard
THE WHIPPING WILL GET YOU INTO THE GOOD AFTERLIFE, THE ONE WHERE AMMUT DOES NOT DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
Ok I'm new, so I had to get one last tier in before I called it quits :D

Newbies never win 'Quote Tunnel' 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: akronnick on 06 Dec 2010, 22:45
Ugh, please god, no.  I've had breakup sex.  It truly sucks.  
Breakup sex only sucks if it isn't also hate-fucking.
Some of my best fucking has been hate-fucking.
That explains a lot, really.  
quoting the post above you/quote tower otp!
But I like quote towers :-(
wooooo quote tower :psyduck:
More like a pyramid, really...
Is there any point to all this?
yes
At the top.  
It's called a quote tunnel.
It's the quote pyramid of giza now...
but, yeah break-up sex is pretty bad.
SILENCE, SLAVES! BUILD! BUILD FOR PHAROAH
Yes my Pharoah! please do not whip me so hard
THE WHIPPING WILL GET YOU INTO THE GOOD AFTERLIFE, THE ONE WHERE AMMUT DOES NOT DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
Ok I'm new, so I had to get one last tier in before I called it quits :D

Newbies never win 'Quote Tunnel' 

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Veterans know not to play. ══ ☺
Title: Re: This is what today's comic should have been.
Post by: raoullefere on 07 Dec 2010, 09:09
Break-up sex. Yet another of life's little pleasures my meager self-respect rejoices that I was never offered.