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Title: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Patrick on 06 Jan 2011, 15:37
No seriously

Somebody can be Cheney, another can be Clark

Dibs on Dale
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Nodaisho on 06 Jan 2011, 16:06
I call Proenneke.
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Post by: Metope on 06 Jan 2011, 16:17
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs168.snc1/6292_581403106689_33809235_34042967_2645630_n.jpg)

I wanna be this guy.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Lines on 06 Jan 2011, 17:19
I can't be a Dick, I'm the pope.

Wait. This is the forum we're talking about. I'm Pope Dick I.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Edith on 06 Jan 2011, 17:21
I love that sweater. I wanna be Dicky, too.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Katherine on 06 Jan 2011, 17:23
I call dibs on Butkus.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Metope on 06 Jan 2011, 17:24
I love that sweater. I wanna be Dicky, too.

Nuh-uh, I said it first! Find your own dick!
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Metope on 06 Jan 2011, 17:25
... okay that sounds even more awkward than I intended it to. Sorry about that.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Scandanavian War Machine on 06 Jan 2011, 17:25
I call Proenneke.

damnit i wanted that one


I call dibs on the guy from Die Hard, who you might remember because someone says to him, and I quote: "Dick, you're nuts!" followed quickly by "We're gonna jerk these cocksuckers off!"
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Jan 2011, 17:27
(http://topnews.net.nz/images/imagecache/bigthumb/Dick-Smith.jpg) ?
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Lines on 06 Jan 2011, 17:38
I call Dick Blick (http://www.dickblick.com/).
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Boro_Bandito on 06 Jan 2011, 18:02
Then I'm Biggus Dickus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBdNHGxEEY).
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: sean on 06 Jan 2011, 18:06
if i participate in this thread i demand everyone refer to me as richard
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Lines on 06 Jan 2011, 18:08
Then I'm Biggus Dickus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atBdNHGxEEY).

YES.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: JD on 06 Jan 2011, 18:24
I'm Dick Assmann (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assmann)
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Jan 2011, 18:37
Wait wait!
I wanna be Dick Whitman.

Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Nodaisho on 06 Jan 2011, 19:06
I call Proenneke.

damnit i wanted that one

Sorry, but we can't both be him. This forum can't handle that much awesome.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Blue Kitty on 06 Jan 2011, 19:11
Would Richard be ok?  I mean it's basically a classy dick
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Post by: Tom on 06 Jan 2011, 19:31
I'll be Philip K.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: calenlass on 06 Jan 2011, 19:33
I bagsie <DICK>< (http://www.dickfish.com/).
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Kai on 06 Jan 2011, 19:51
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i47/TheLovableCynic/misc%20bullshit/124526__dick_l.jpg)
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Post by: Kugai on 06 Jan 2011, 20:07
*Sends for Dik Dik Van Dik*
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Jan 2011, 21:03
This post is all about Dik-diks.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yLPrygRYqRA/TJQpW9vhz1I/AAAAAAAADAI/SEdC9iygp9c/s1600/Dik+Dik.jpg)

A dik-dik, pronounced "dĭk’ dĭk", is a small antelope of the Genus Madoqua that lives in the bushes of East Africa, Angola and Namibia. Dik-diks stand 30–40 cm (approx. 12–16 inches) at the shoulder, are 50–70 cm (approx. 20-28 inches) long, weigh 3–6 kg (approx. 7-16 pounds) and can live for up to 10 years. Dik-diks are named for the alarm calls of the females, which make a dik-dik, or zik-zik sound. In addition to the female's alarm call, both the male and female make a shrill whistling sound. These calls often alert a variety of other animals to any disturbance in the area. Consequently, hunters regard dik-diks as a nuisance and have killed great numbers in the past in order to prevent them from scaring away game animals.
Female dik-diks are somewhat larger than males. The males have horns, which are small (about 3 in or 7.5 cm), slanted backwards and longitudinally grooved. The hair on the crown forms an upright tuft that sometimes partially conceals the short, ringed horns of the male. The head of the dik-dik often seems disproportionate to the animal's small body. The upper body is grey-brown, while the lower parts of the body, including the legs, belly, crest, and flanks, are tan. A black spot below the inside corner of each eye contains a preorbital gland that produces a dark sticky secretion. Dik-diks insert grass stems and twigs into the gland to scent-mark their territories.
To prevent overheating while minimizing need for water, the dik-dik has evolved a particular cooling mechanism. Their elongated snouts have bellow-like muscles by which blood is pumped. Airflow and subsequent evaporation cools this blood before it is recirculated to the body. However, this panting is only implemented in extreme conditions—dik-diks can tolerate temperatures of up to 104° Fahrenheit (40 °C).

(http://chessaleeinlondon.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dik-dik.png)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eXnbChRCsuI/TMEX9mQoIoI/AAAAAAAABss/RDx7sFoqj7k/s1600/dikdik-skydotcom.jpg)

(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/052010/offended_dik_dik.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: celticgeek on 06 Jan 2011, 21:03
Dickfish?

     ><DICK>
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Nodaisho on 06 Jan 2011, 22:12
Dikdiks are adorable. I wish there were tame ones to have as pets.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Lunchbox on 06 Jan 2011, 22:28
DIK DIK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te6AMqdTu9s&feature=related)
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Dazed on 06 Jan 2011, 23:58
Dibs on the Third.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: De_El on 07 Jan 2011, 00:19
If you're going to be the Third, I'll be the Seventh Dick You See.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: est on 07 Jan 2011, 04:17
This post is all about Dik-diks.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v371/est_xplosif/random/dik-dik.gif)
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 07 Jan 2011, 09:24
"We had to wait until the baby dik-dik (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHrrszt_w2Y) was too big to fit through the holes in the fence before putting it on display." squee
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Liz on 07 Jan 2011, 09:33
I call Moby.
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: scarred on 07 Jan 2011, 11:23
I call dibs on Butkus.

fuck yooooooou

(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9914/batdickr.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: David_Dovey on 08 Jan 2011, 12:04
Iiiiii am not a Dick

(http://www.knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/4/40/Nixon.jpg)
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Blue Kitty on 08 Jan 2011, 14:50
Watch out man, he's tricky
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: David_Dovey on 09 Jan 2011, 09:26
It's tricky to establish diplomatic contact, to establish diplomatic contact with Communist China

It's tricky

Tricky tricky tricky tricky
Title: Re: HEY EVERYONE! Let's all be dicks to people
Post by: Inlander on 16 Jan 2011, 05:19
Run-PRC?