THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 15 Mar 2011, 18:44
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(http://i.imgur.com/FKTBj.png)
Go on, folks. What do you think they're saying?
You know you want to.
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Faye: Didn't get the deluxe package then? Or was that all they had in stock?
Angus: ....It's the best I could afford....
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I'm at work right now and the picture is blocked, so I'm just going to say:
"PO PI PO PI PO, PO PI PO!"
See Jeph's tumblr for the reference.
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For those of you who are challenged: the actual dialogue is:
FAYE: Is it cool if we, um, don't have sex yet?
ANGUS: Of course! I don't wanna do anything you're not comfortable with.
(First panel, 1854)
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Faye: "Was that you??"
Angus: "...ummm.... no?"
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Faye: "So you're SURE you're okay?"
Angus: "Yeah, I'm fine. I just didn't expect to get clobbered by a dinosaur's head."
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FAYE: Is it cool if we, um, don't have sex yet?
ANGUS: Wha...?
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Faye: "So, the no-glasses look didn't freak you out?"
Angus: "No, I just didn't expect you to set fire to the drapes with your eye lasers."
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"Really, it's okay--"
"No, really, I SWEAR this has never happened to me before, I don't know what the problem is!"
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Faye: Wow...Two of them? I mean...
Angus: That's normal isn't it?
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Angus isn't Nightcrawler.
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/WdOdin/Smilies/laugh54co9vx.gif)
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Angus isn't Nightcrawler.
What has an Angband monster to do with this thread?
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The X-man Nightcrawler has multiple dicks. It's been kind of a joke in the comics ever since (I forget who the writer was at the time) wrote that in there (some time back in the 90s, joked about pretty hard in one of the commentaries for the old Cartoon show from back then).
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Ook. So wrong Nightcrawler then. Betcha his pants fit him like a glove.
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More on topic?
Faye: "Angus?... You remember that one time 4 weeks ago?... Well... I'm late."
Angus:"Gee.... Oh shit, are you sure?.... I mean... that's wonderful."
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Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"
Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"
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Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"
Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"
FTW.
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Faye: Sooo... Hypothetical Question: Let's say that you had enormous Daddy-issues that had resolved into a fixation on dinosaurs, that made coffee. Do you think it would be reasonable to ask your new boyfriend to engage is some, shall we say, related roleplay..?
Angus: Dinosaurs... Now are we talking bipedal or quadrupedal?
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Faye: "Marten, do you like me?"
Angus: "...wait, what?"
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Faye: "Remember we're expected at Mom's for dinner tomorrow, then we take Fergus and Moira to their play at school. Are you sure you can get home from work about an hour early?"
Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer. Wouldn't want to miss this, their'll only gonna have one sixth grade play. Should I pick up a bottle of wine on the way home?"
That's insane!!! What kind of name is Fergus?!
Faye: Sooo... Hypothetical Question: Let's say that you had enormous Daddy-issues that had resolved into a fixation on dinosaurs, that made coffee. Do you think it would be reasonable to ask your new boyfriend to engage is some, shall we say, related roleplay..?
Angus: Dinosaurs... Now are we talking bipedal or quadrupedal?
Alternate line for Angus: Could I at least be on triceratop?
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"Honey, have you seen my pants?"
"Where did you have them last?"
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Faye: You mean all this time it was in THERE?
Angus: I can't believe it either. I mean, a BRA in the Garbage Disposal?
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"Are you sure Pintsize isn't around?"
"No, I forgot to check!"
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Faye: "I have to warn you I sometimes fart in bed."
Angus: " . . . . . "
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Faye: "Shit, I think I left the toaster on at my place!"
Angus: "Meh, whats the worse that can happen?"
Alternative to Angus' line;
Angus: "You used that excuse last night."
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(We should do this weekly or something; vote on best response)
Faye: I'm not as bad as that Renee chick, am I?
Angus: No, of course not! She was so bad, she insulted her grandmother's choice in caskets!
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"Owls?"
"Owls."
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Faye: "Marten, do you like me?"
Angus: "...wait, what?"
WIN
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Faye: "So do you usually yell 'PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!' before you...?"
Angus: "Erm...Let's just say this isn't the first time I've been asked that."
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Faye: I thought we agreed no morse code!
Angus: But I wasn't....
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Faye: I thought we agreed no morse code!
Angus: But I wasn't....
Alternative reply by Angus: But I was just gonna take some time to do the things we never had.
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Faye: (http://i54.tinypic.com/k1ut4z.png)
Angus: (http://i54.tinypic.com/k1ut4z.png)
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Faye: I thought we agreed no morse code!
Angus: But I wasn't....
Made me think of this;
(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/alone.png)
Mouseover text - Worries assuaged, the numbers become less important than your touches.
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That is one of my favorite xkcd strips the most romantic thing ever.
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Faye: Wait, whose apartment is this? Your or mine?
Angus: Now that you mention it, it's a little ... clean ...
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Faye - How do we explain this to Hanners?
Angus - Not sure, but she's standing at the door right now.
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Faye: "So do you usually yell 'GO WEB, GO!' before you...?"
Angus: "Erm...Let's just say this isn't the first time I've been asked that."
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Faye - What's up with the tatoo of "Swan" on your...
Angus - Actually, it says "Saskatchewan". I'm very proud of where the family came from.
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Alternate line for Angus: Could I at least be on triceratop?
Well played Comrade, well played...
Faye: Angus, what do you think the fundamental character of my tits are?
Angus: ... Facta non verba?
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Faye: So do you usually yell 'HULK SMASH!' before you...?
Angus: The condom broke.
Inspired by this work of art: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfMfzmDnnU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfMfzmDnnU)
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Faye: Before we do this is need you to know something ... I have a phobia of back hair, it makes me think of my father.
Angus: ... Get the wax.
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Faye: "You're not mad, are you?"
Angus: "No, I just didn't expect your sister to start hitting on my sister."
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Faye: "What's that whirring sound coming from the walls, the headboard and the ceiling?"
Angus: "...Well, I can tell you what they aren't...they aren't hidden webcams...nope, no hidden cameras here..."
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Faye: Do ... do you think i look pretty in bed?
Angus: well, Sven was right about your facial expressions
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My excellent non-forum friend Ford W. Maverick made this with a copy of the image I sent him:
(http://i.imgur.com/BfFCq.jpg)
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In the lower bowels of the internet, we call these an "Oh Exploitable!" :-D
(http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu307/SharpArcher01/ohexploitable.png)
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Shouldn't we pick the favourite entry before we start a new one?
Anyway;
Faye: "I told you not to drink that 2 liter bottle of soda."
Angus: "Shut up, it could have happened to anyone!"
Hanners: "Shutup!Itwillneverbeclean!Shutup!Itwillneverbeclean!"
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Faye: (http://i54.tinypic.com/k1ut4z.png)
Angus: (http://i54.tinypic.com/k1ut4z.png)
(http://i53.tinypic.com/20qduv8.png)
For context :mrgreen:
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Shouldn't we pick the favourite entry before we start a new one?
Yeah I'm still figuring out the best way to vote on the best one for a given picture. There'd have to be a cut off time for submissions so I could get a poll going, and I feel like that would suck the fun out of it. I'd rather just post a picture weekly and let people have fun with it. What do you guys think? I personally think captioning things is hilarious.
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Faye: Let me check the kitchen. Hanners might have made us pancakes.
Angus: Right after waffles?
And a variation for round 2:
Faye: Aren't you going to mop the kitchen ...
Angus: ... and make us pancakes?
Hanners: YOU HAVE ALREADY HAD WAFFLES
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In the lower bowels of the internet, we call these an "Oh Exploitable!" :-D
(http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu307/SharpArcher01/ohexploitable.png)
Faye: "I thought we were out of peas?"
Angus: "We were."
Hanners: "How did you talk me into changing this kid's diaper again?"
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Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer.
Angus works for Marigold?
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Marigold's last name is Farmer? Really?
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Marigold's last name is Farmer? Really?
I think that's the speculation because her Warcraft name is Marigoldfarmer or something, a play on a character within the game. Don't think her last name has been definitely stated within the strip. I should add I don't know a damn thing about World of Warcraft.
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Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer.
Angus works for Marigold?
Given the rest of what I wrote - it's not beyond the realm of possibility.
My other options were: Ms Chatham, or Mr. McIntyre
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I seriously doubt that's her name. A cheesy* pun based off her name, and why would she use her actual name as a WoW account?
*by cheesy I'm not implying not awesome
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Angus: "Yes, I already cleared it with Ms. Farmer.
Angus works for Marigold?
Given the rest of what I wrote - it's not beyond the realm of possibility.
My other options were: Ms Chatham, or Mr. McIntyre
I could see Angus as a mouthpiece for Ms. Chatham.
She needs one...
but he's gotta cure that foot-in-mouth thing up first. That, she doesn't need!
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I could see Angus as a mouthpiece for Ms. Chatham.
That's Ms. Ellicott-Chatham if you don't mind! And if you do mind, expect a visit from her lawyers/private military contractors/sharks.
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Actually, the sharks don't come to you, you go to them...
:psyduck:
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I was wondering about that earlier - Hanners is Ellicott-Chatham, but her mother is a Chatham. Is her father the Ellicott?
Hyphenations are usually Female name - Male name, at least in this patriarchal society. So I guess the ultra wealthy just need to be different...
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Strip 1010 had him being called "John Ellicott Chatham", no hyphen. Confusing.
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I was wondering about that earlier - Hanners is Ellicott-Chatham, but her mother is a Chatham. Is her father the Ellicott?
Hyphenations are usually Female name - Male name, at least in this patriarchal society. So I guess the ultra wealthy just need to be different...
Well, her mom is certainly the more aggressive and dominant of them, from Hanners' stories.
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Faye: Are you sure it was a good idea to tell her you're a doctor?
Angus: Can you think of a better way to get her to let me pull that out of there?
Hannelore: Is it going further in? It feels like it's going further in! Someone get it out please! I knew I never should have sat down on that chair, I'm never sitting down on a chair again, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It's a tack stuck in her thigh, calm down.
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Faye: Are you sure it was a good idea to tell her you're a doctor?
Angus: Can you think of a better way to get her to let me pull that out of there?
Hannelore: Is it going further in? It feels like it's going further in! Someone get it out please! I knew I never should have sat down on that chair, I'm never sitting down on a chair again, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
It's a tack stuck in her thigh, calm down.
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I was wondering about that earlier - Hanners is Ellicott-Chatham, but her mother is a Chatham. Is her father the Ellicott? Hyphenations are usually Female name - Male name, at least in this patriarchal society. So I guess the ultra wealthy just need to be different...
Unless Ms. Chatham was specifically making the point that she did take her husband's name and doesn't hyphenate. But that doesn't really fit with her character. Or maybe Jeph forgot?
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I'll go with "Jeph Forgot" for US$500, Akima.
Meanwhile...
F: I forgot about your lactose intolerance.
A: It's my fault, actually. I forgot to take my Lactaid pills.
H: Ohmigod I am going to have to BURN this couch!
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Faye: "Should I tell her, or do you want to tell her?"
Angus: "No, no, you're her friend, you tell her."
Hanners: "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL MY CLEANING FLUID?!"
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Best I could come up with on 3 hours of sleep, 2 minutes of pondering, and over 9000 hours in mspaint.
(http://i52.tinypic.com/a57ofa.jpg)
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(http://i658.photobucket.com/albums/uu307/SharpArcher01/ohexploitable.png)
Faye: "Okay, should you go find her pants or should I?"
Angus: "Didn't you say she had a robo-boyfriend?"
Hannelore: "This isn't what it looks like!!!"