THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 28 Mar 2011, 08:34
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Here's this week's image. It was kinda hard to choose; last week had some good ones.
(http://i.imgur.com/hqpNn.png)
And to start us off...
Faye: This has been really great. I can't remember the last time I was so happy! You're the first man I've let myself get both sexually and emotionally close to since my father died. For the first time in a long time, I feel optimistic about the future!
Angus: Awesome! Anyway, so I think we should see other people. See ya!
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Faye: How do you get the speech balloon to do that?
Angus: Does it really matter? This keeps it Semi Safe for Work!
Alternate
Faye: I'm snacky after all that exercise, want to go get something to eat?
Angus: Only if we can get pancakes!
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Faye: You...shaved my name into your back-hair?
Angus: Somewhere else too.
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Faye: Is...is that a family of elves in your back hair?
Angus: Who did you think I worked for?
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Faye: "I don't care if you tattooed wings on your back, you can't fly."
Angus: "Yes I can, just let me grab the controls on this invisible jetpack!"
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Faye: I don't care if you tattooed wings on your back, you can't fly.
Angus: I also drink 2 gallons of Red Bull a day!
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Angus: ". . . . so really, operating an AA Gun isn't all that hard."
Faye: "I could have told you that."
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Faye: So you got a tattoo saying "The South Shall Rise" on your back to show me how much you liked me? Seriously?
Angus: Just wait 'til you see the one on the front!
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Faye: You mean to tell me you intentionally got a pack of puce-colored condoms?
Angus: I like puce!
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Speech balloon is inspired, Border Reiver.
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Faye: Now, about that other thing we talked about...
Angus: I'll go get Pintsize.
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Faye: You mean to tell me you intentionally got a pack of puce-colored condoms?
Angus: I like puce!
An alternative foot-in-the-mouth reply by Angus: But it matches the color of your ... Guess what I was wearing with Renee?
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Faye: "Oh wow... I really need to trim my nails. Your back is so bloody!"
Angus: "Yeah, about that. Was your mother a bear or something?"
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Faye: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Angus: Rinse and repeat - be right back!
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Faye: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Angus: I think I just heard Marten come in - I gotta tell someone about this!
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Faye: "I don't care if you tattooed wings on your back, you can't fly."
Angus: "Yes I can, just let me grab the controls on this invisible jetpack!"
(http://i.imgur.com/ZFCVG.png)
(thanks for the inspiration :laugh:)
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Might as well be done with comparing to the respective ex-SOs.
Faye: Nice buttocks. Almost as smooth as Sven's.
Angus: Watch them ripple when I flex ... Wait, what?
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Faye: And if you thought THAT was unladylike, just wait until we do another tacos-and-whisky night!
Angus: I'm farting in anticipation!
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Might as well be done with comparing to the respective ex-SOs.
Angus: Nice buttocks. Almost as smooth as Sven's.
Faye: Watch them ripple when I flex ... Wait, what?
Fixed it for you.
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Damn, had to read that three times before I caught it!
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That's me, subtle as a half-brick in a sock.
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Well I suppose one wouldn't notice that unless they tried to put the sock on.
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Damn, had to read that three times before I caught it!
Ditto. Much improved. Duly appreciated.
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Faye: You're seriously pretending you have an invisible jetpack?
Angus: Pretending nothing! There's a reason I had all those tacos for dinner!
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Oh dang oh dang the next one of these things HAS to be Dale leaning in with his lazer glasses and whispering in creeped-out-Marigold's ear.
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Agreed, there are so many ways that can go. However, if it does happen we need to remember to keep it on this side of "Dude, that crossed so many lines!"
Faye: So when do I get to use the invisible jetpack?
Angus: I'm leaving right now to go get yours!
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Oh dang oh dang the next one of these things HAS to be Dale leaning in with his lazer glasses and whispering in creeped-out-Marigold's ear.
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg
(Duly noted :wink:)