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Title: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 03 Apr 2011, 07:44
I'm putting this up early because I'm about to leave town and I'm not sure I'll have an internet connection where I'm going. Anyway, this week's image chosen partially out of a suggestion from the great Tergon (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,26572.msg1027734.html#msg1027734), and partially because It's pretty much the best one from last week:

(http://i.imgur.com/IBZhO.png)

Remember: Just because a character doesn't have a speech bubble doesn't mean you can't have them talk!  :wink: Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Tergon on 03 Apr 2011, 08:03
Dale:  "Yeahhhh... now if you twist it to the left, my glasses go green instead of white... oh, just like that..."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Skewbrow on 03 Apr 2011, 08:27
Every breath you take...

Every move you make..

I'll be watching you.

Every game you play...

Every night you stay...

I'll be watching you.
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 03 Apr 2011, 08:39
Every breath you take...
Every move you make..
I'll be watching you.
Every game you play...
Every night you stay...
I'll be watching you.

Ah yes, the stalker's national anthem.

Anyway;
Dale: "I ate that orc's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 03 Apr 2011, 10:39
"Isn't the glow from my glasses just as good as a sauna?"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: jwhouk on 03 Apr 2011, 13:03
"Just remember - you never know what ELSE might be on your next pizza..."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 03 Apr 2011, 13:36
"Is my fly open?"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Apr 2011, 15:05
"Step into the light...."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Border Reiver on 03 Apr 2011, 17:35
Why yes my dear, I could be doing this in a slightly less creepy manner, but this way I can...
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: jwhouk on 03 Apr 2011, 19:14
"Check it out - LCD monitor glasses so I can frag tauren warriors while I walk."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 03 Apr 2011, 19:35
"I hate to tell you, but your breath smells like dogfood."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Tergon on 03 Apr 2011, 20:03
"Wow, you are sweating a lot.  Do these things really generate that much heat?"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 03 Apr 2011, 21:56
"These are working X-Ray Glasses."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Border Reiver on 04 Apr 2011, 06:46
Tonight, your place, strip WoW.
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Deadlywonky on 04 Apr 2011, 06:59
I want to lick the swet from your brow
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Carl-E on 04 Apr 2011, 07:34
OK, that one outcreeps the original. 
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: DSL on 04 Apr 2011, 07:35
"Um ... little help here? I'm still stuck in the trash can. And being gnawed by an opossum HURTS."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Deadlywonky on 04 Apr 2011, 10:23
To quote Miggs from the Silence of the Lambs:

"I can smell your c**t"

(censored for deacency)
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 04 Apr 2011, 10:50
"Check it out - LCD monitor glasses so I can frag tauren warriors while I walk."

Marigold: *thinking* I  wanted to be the first to have those!
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 04 Apr 2011, 18:30
"I have a crush on Samuel L. Jackson."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Tergon on 05 Apr 2011, 04:02
"Look closer!  MY GLASSES ARE NOW DIAMONDS."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Odal on 05 Apr 2011, 04:36
Taken out of context, it doesn't look like an angry face to me.  Hence I give you-
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a374/ILY870/Smellsgood.png)
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Deadlywonky on 05 Apr 2011, 04:40
Seems like it's getting a little ... hot ... in here
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Apr 2011, 04:43
Whispered closely in her ear...

"FTW"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Jabberwocky on 05 Apr 2011, 06:36
Take yer pick:

"Why hello there.  Aren't you a pretty thing.  I want to taste your fluids."

"If I step on an ant, it's impossible for me not to crush it."

"Rosebud..."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Border Reiver on 05 Apr 2011, 13:33
Done with a really bad Appalachian accent - "You lookin' mighty cute in them jeans missy."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Carl-E on 05 Apr 2011, 14:14
There's no such thing as a good  appalachian accent. 
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: DJRubberducky on 05 Apr 2011, 14:55
"I saw your Ginny/Hermione fanfic."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 05 Apr 2011, 15:35
"I have no eyes."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 05 Apr 2011, 15:58
"Wow, you really need to use a scrub or some sort of moisturiser."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Method of Madness on 05 Apr 2011, 16:15
"Yeah...I'm gonna need you to come in on Saturday."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: akronnick on 05 Apr 2011, 16:27
"....And if you could go ahead and come in on Sunday as well that would be great."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 05 Apr 2011, 17:10
Done with a really bad Appalachian accent - "You lookin' mighty cute in them jeans missy."

Don't you mean "You sure do got a purty mouf"? Or would that just be if he was talking to another dude?
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 05 Apr 2011, 22:32
"I know you secretly play Runescape."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Border Reiver on 06 Apr 2011, 03:24
Done with a really bad Appalachian accent - "You lookin' mighty cute in them jeans missy."

Don't you mean "You sure do got a purty mouf"? Or would that just be if he was talking to another dude?

That's the line after he's "done" with Marigold.  Poor Hanners!  I don't suspect anyone at CoD has a bow.
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Skewbrow on 06 Apr 2011, 03:56
Dale: "This is my Come Hither look." "I'm warning you, this could be pretty ... intense."

Marigold: (thinking) "Why am I blushing?"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Tergon on 06 Apr 2011, 08:11
"So... tell me... have you ever thought about, y'know... saving a bunch of money by switching to Geico?"

(every day is Geico Joke Day)
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: The Seldom Killer on 06 Apr 2011, 09:06
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Daniel Patrick Moynihan on 07 Apr 2011, 16:17
"I am never likely to be eaten by a grue."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Deadlywonky on 07 Apr 2011, 23:00
You never did help me out of that trashcan
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 07 Apr 2011, 23:51
"I am your fathers sisters brothers cousin."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 Apr 2011, 10:31
Marigold: That's not true!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 08 Apr 2011, 10:51
"I am ridiculously awesome!"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: akronnick on 08 Apr 2011, 11:05
"I am your fathers sisters brothers cousin."

Marigold: That's not true!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!

Dale: Search your feelings! You know it to be true!   :evil:

Marigold: NEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEEOOOooooo!!!!!   :psyduck:
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Border Reiver on 08 Apr 2011, 12:01
at some point we need Faye to be looking at Angus and then say, "Don't worry, he's my brother."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Mr_Rose on 08 Apr 2011, 12:26
"I know where the real 'Marigold' is buried."
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 08 Apr 2011, 12:53
"Hey, you know something about technology. Can you get these glasses to stop glowing?"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 08 Apr 2011, 17:16
Darn, I was hoping you'd get the Spaceballs  reference. 
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: akronnick on 08 Apr 2011, 17:34
Oh I saw it, but I thought Marigold going all Luke-with-his-hand-cut-off emo was way funnier.
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Kugai on 08 Apr 2011, 22:37
I thought that that would work better with Clinton

Or was that too obvious?
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 08 Apr 2011, 22:59
If you can, save it for next week; the image I think I'm gonna use will feature our new cyborg friend  8-)
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: cyro on 09 Apr 2011, 02:32
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: ladyofevilness on 09 Apr 2011, 04:03
 "I read your .....fanfic"
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Apr 2011, 14:31
"I saw your Ginny/Hermione fanfic."

You were ninja'd. 
Title: Re: QC Caption Game Vol. 4!
Post by: IanClark on 21 Apr 2011, 20:45
"You didn't shower last night... and it turns me on."