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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: snubnose on 04 Apr 2011, 08:03
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So what use would you have for fossilized snicker bars ?
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As a punchline.
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Put them in a museum next to the vintage Pocky.
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Prop up my keyboard for a better angle of attack.
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use them in front of the keyboard as a wrist rest
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Use 'em as a foundation for a house.
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Ammunition for a man portable Railgun.
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Emergency Lincoln Logs.
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I can't recall the last time I had a Lincoln Log emergency...
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Keep them handy in case of allosaurus attack, then feed them to the allosaurus as you run away!
Also works with bears, tapirs pigeons and raccoons!
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But what about bandicoots?
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Nothing stops bandicoots!!!!!
They are eternal!
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Also works with bears, tapirs pigeons and raccoons!
Crap. The tapirs have gotten their hand (paws, whatever) on genetic engineering technology and have given themselves wings! We're doomed! Doomed I tells ya! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! (http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-1136/)
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What, no option for "special friend"? :-o
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Maybe the tapirs could use their genetic engineering technology to crossbreed fossilized Snickers with vintage Pocky to develop a new super race with the powers of both.
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Jurassic Pock?
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...is frightening in the dock, all the dinosours are running wiiiiilddd....
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Crap. The tapirs have gotten their hand (paws, whatever) on genetic engineering technology and have given themselves wings! We're doomed! Doomed I tells ya! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
I knew that missing comma was going to cause problems.
I didn't think it would lead to genetically engineered Super-Pocky.
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If you could have predicted the outcome, it wouldn't have been a problem, now would it?
[/yourfather'svoice]
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Sell them on eBay, or hide them in the box at the register.
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I knew that missing comma was going to cause problems.
I didn't think it would lead to genetically engineered Super-Pocky.
And thats what you call going off on a tangent. :laugh:
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I like going off on tangents. They're fun to drive...
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Donate to Faye's ballistic charity efforts :evil:
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Anti-Tank Rounds
Fossilised Snickers Bars go through T-75's like going through tissue paper :-D
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Donate to Faye's ballistic charity efforts :evil:
Awww damn I forgot that one.
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Deep frying.
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I can't recall the last time I had a Lincoln Log emergency...
I didn't think that you were quite that old that you would no longer remember :evil: After googling for Lincoln logs and fondly recalling a gift that my Godmother brought to me from Sweden 40 years ago - soon there was always at least one piece missing.
On topic: Sell 'em to Mr Burns. He can hand them out to kids going around trick-or-treating.
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Oh, I remember my Lincoln Logs; I just don't recall there ever being an emergency.
I have three younger brothers. We had four or five sets of 'em. That, and a couple of old erector sets. Used to make the most amazing structures.
Not to mention fencing in the dog.
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They're a good energy source when mixed with antimatter.
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Isn't everything?
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Antimatter isn't. Mixing it with antimatter is quite boring.
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It really doesn't matter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmBri9kvptE).
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I was going to ask, with regard to fossilized Snickers bars, "How could you tell?". But I might have been thinking of Twinkies.
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Twinkies are soft in their un-fossilized state. I Imagine fossilized Twinkies would not be...