THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 18 Apr 2011, 08:04
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BEHOLD:
(http://i.imgur.com/I77uN.png)
GO
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Sven: "You want to hit the bars again tonight?"
Dora: "Yeah, but this time don't expect me to save you from "Bronco Billy" again."
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Sven: "And thats when Princess threw up in your shoes."
Dora: "I'm off to see if cats can land on their feet...especially if I throw them from your balcony."
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"Faye used to hit me with a rolled-up magazine when she got pissed"
"This is for Princess Spookyspell"
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"I got the fever"
"I got the remedy"
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"I'm just saying, Dora. You save heaps of money."
"I don't care, Sven. For the last time, I am not switching to Geico."
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Sven: "I'm just sayin', Marten's mom is ..."
Dora: "She's MINE, you thief. You can be the flower girl."
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Sven: "Aww, cummon sis. After all, I did .. ."
Dora: "NO! For the last time, you cannot have my copy of The Lesbian Karma Sutra!!"
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Sven: "Don't look at me. You're the one who promised to keep an eye on Mieville."
Dora."Little late for that. Now you distract Faye while I trick whats-his-name into taking the kittens."
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"Hey sis, have you seen my copy of Blood Tree? It was just here on the coffee table..."
"No, no, I haven't seen it anywhere."
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Sven: Can I sleep with Hannelore now?
Dora: Only if you allow me to castrate you with this magazine.
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Sven: "So, you going to tell me where you get those extra special coffee beans?"
Dora: "Yeah right... next I'll be showing you where the bodies are hidden..."
Sven: "What was that?"
Dora: "Err... I said I heard Sara was still bed ridden... from that cold....yeah... that cold...."
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Sven - "Mom's been asking for Marten's phone number."
Dora - "What?!??"
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Sven: "Come on, my meatloaf wasn't THAT bad."
Dora: "I'll be back in a few weeks. Pick up extra toilet paper."
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Sven: "So then I tried to buy the horse a prostitute!"
Dora: "That's not even your anecdote."
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DEFINITIVE ANSWER:
Sven: "Come on, even Faye thinks I make a better cup of coffee!"
Dora: "That's only because you had her under the spell of your Come Hither look."
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Sven: "Dora, where are your pants?"
Dora: "Whatever do you mean?"
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Sven - "Mom's been asking for Marten's phone number."
Dora - "What?!??"
That one right there.
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Sven: "Hey, where ya going, sis?"
Dora: "I gotta take a shit."
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>_< Lovely.
(though I wouldn't put that response past Dora :-P)
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Sven: "So then I tried to buy the horse a prostitute!"
Dora: "That's not even your anecdote."
Ha, damn it! I was thinking of doing that the other day, but I couldn't think of a good Dora response (and "I love this guy" wouldn't make sense with her expression)
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(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/DURPQC.jpg)
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^ Nice.
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Dora: "Where did you keep Princess Spookyspell all these years? I went thru your stuff looking for it. Many times."
Sven: "Oh. In my trophy drawer, of course. Right under Jenny Ackermann's bra... I mean, have a nice Easter, Sis!"
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(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c213/hey_there_fatty/DURPQC.jpg)
Sven: "There were nights when the wind was so cold, that my body froze in bed if I just listened to it right outside my window."
Dora: "There were days when the Sun was so cool, that all my tears turned to dust and I knew my eyes were just dryin' up forever."
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Sven: "And so I decided maybe being a scientologist wasn't such a horrible thing after all."
Dora: "The streets will run red with your blood."
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Completely unrelated to this specific Captions thread... but could we possibly get one of the panels from the Willis guest strip as next weeks. There is so much comedy potential there.