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Title: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 02 May 2011, 15:33: Eek! Sorry this one's late! Anyway, HERE:
(http://i.imgur.com/UT0DH.png)
And remember, don't let the number of speech bubbles restrict your caption-making; be creative!
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 02 May 2011, 15:40: "Dora! Faye! Check it out! I have a cat growing out of my armpits!"
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Post by: Method of Madness on 02 May 2011, 18:51: Tai: M-C-A!
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 02 May 2011, 19:15: Check out my new strapless bra!
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Post by: Border Reiver on 02 May 2011, 20:19: Sorry I dropped your cat!
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Post by: Tergon on 02 May 2011, 20:45: See, Faye? I used the money I saved from insuring with Geico to get their logo tattooed on my back! Cool, huh?
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Post by: Skewbrow on 02 May 2011, 22:12: Look! The hair under my armpits is strong enough to support the weight of your cat!
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Post by: Tergon on 02 May 2011, 22:17: Y'know this S&M dungeon isn't so bad! I mean it's kinda cold with my shirt gone, and the finger clamps hurt a little at first, but once I got used to having my arms up like this it's been okay!
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Post by: Kugai on 02 May 2011, 23:57: "And this is how I distracted those robbers last week."
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Post by: Tova on 03 May 2011, 00:48: Aaaaaand I'm dry!
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Post by: Mr_Rose on 03 May 2011, 02:22: "Aah! The moths got my bra too!"
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Post by: akronnick on 03 May 2011, 02:28: Mieville: "Ill sav u!!!"
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Post by: Renewman on 03 May 2011, 02:57: Tai: "I swear the size of her strap-on was THIS big!"

Apologies to anyone that might be offended. :-P
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 03 May 2011, 05:20: Tai: "Wow, I finally get breasts and this bloody cat gets in the way!....Just keep him away from my new moth tattoo...."
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Post by: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 07:27: Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.
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Post by: DJRubberducky on 03 May 2011, 12:03: "Putting your arms up over your head gives the 'girls' extra lift. See?"
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Post by: Kugai on 03 May 2011, 13:50: Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 07:27
Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.

You are hearby sentenced to THE COMFY CHAIR!!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: akronnick on 03 May 2011, 14:53: So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
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Post by: Emperor Norton on 03 May 2011, 15:06: Narration at Tai: Sure
Narration at Faye: Unsure

hopefully people still remember those commercials
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 03 May 2011, 17:47: Sure! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz5rYr-R2uM)

Like you'd really let armpit moisture prevent you from holding onto the railing on a freaking bus.

Anyway, good one! :lol:
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: Method of Madness on 03 May 2011, 18:04: Quote from: akronnick on 03 May 2011, 14:53
So I put my hands up
They're playing my song,
And the butterflies fly away
You're a bad person (http://209.85.12.237/30004/116/0/e5035321//e5035321.gif)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: akronnick on 03 May 2011, 18:52: I'm here to help!
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Post by: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 20:15: Quote from: Kugai on 03 May 2011, 13:50
Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 07:27
Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.

You are hearby sentenced to THE COMFY CHAIR!!

It's been a while, but Just don't be the Galahad to my Lancelot alriight?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: Kugai on 04 May 2011, 17:04: Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 20:15
Quote from: Kugai on 03 May 2011, 13:50
Quote from: Border Reiver on 03 May 2011, 07:27
Ah Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is fear, fear and surprise! Our two chief weapons are fear and surprise and partial female nudity!

Sorry, lads and lasses, this might gone on for longer than necessary if I let it, so I'll just finish this off now.

You are hearby sentenced to THE COMFY CHAIR!!

It's been a while, but Just don't be the Galahad to my Lancelot alriight?

Wouldn't Jay and Silent Bob be a better metaphor?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: Border Reiver on 04 May 2011, 21:13: Honestly not familiar with those two. I've heard the names, could probably ID them in a photo array, but still, don't know them.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 04 May 2011, 22:02: See: Clerks; Mallrats, Dogma; et. al.

(no really at least see Clerks; it's awesome)
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Post by: Tergon on 04 May 2011, 22:37: Followed by Dogma. Ben Affleck manages to not suck in it, it's a rare and wonderful thing. Plus just a pretty cool movie. You get to see Alan Rickman take his pants off! Full frontal nudity!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: akronnick on 04 May 2011, 22:53: I actually think Affleck is a pretty good actor when he's not trying to be leading man.

I liked him in Good Will Hunting and Shakespeare In Love.
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Post by: Tergon on 04 May 2011, 23:19: He was also good in Good Will Hunting, yes. That's one of my favourite movies, as it happens. In Shakespeare In Love he was okay, but he had a much smaller role in that, and you couldn't hear anything he said over the sound of Gwyneth Paltrow's boobs.

Oh come on, you know it's the truth.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 04 May 2011, 23:30: Affleck's performance in Hollywoodland was the only worthwhile part of that particular movie.
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Post by: Carl-E on 04 May 2011, 23:51: *sigh*

and my list grows ever longer...
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2011, 00:28: Quote from: Tergon on 04 May 2011, 22:37
You get to see Alan Rickman take his pants off! Full frontal nudity!
It's frontal, but I'd hardly call it full (you'll see what I mean when you see it). Seriously, though, great movie. I love Clerks, but there's no way Dogma's not his best movie.
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Post by: tomart on 05 May 2011, 00:37: Yeah, a snarky, carping Angel! :angel: And more good casting in that movie: look who plays God! :laugh:
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2011, 00:44: Spoiler alert, bro!
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Post by: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 01:04: Spoiler:
(click to show/hide)
It's the guy who plays the accountant in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Another Spoiler:
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Bethany kills him.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: Tergon on 05 May 2011, 01:08: Well, it's not really a spoiler to say that Ben Affleck plays an Angel, since that's clear from the first time you see him and also in all promotional posters. And further, in a movie that is called Dogma and features Angels, the fact that someone portrays God isn't exactly stunning either. :P Not that I approve of spoilers at all, I'm just saying that in all fairness, that's not really a spoiler.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2011, 01:19: Quote from: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 01:04

Spoiler:
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It's the guy who plays the accountant in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Another Spoiler:
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Bethany kills him.

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That's not God, that's just the dude God possessed to play skeeball.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 01:38: (click to show/hide)
God has to possess someone to play skeeball? Then why do the curtain call credits show him when God is shown?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2011, 01:41: (click to show/hide)
Because God was stuck inside that dude for most of the movie.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 01:56: (click to show/hide)
God wasn't possessing that dude, God was that dude! S/he had taken human form, s/he hadn't taken a human's form!!!
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Post by: Border Reiver on 05 May 2011, 03:32: Quote from: Tergon on 04 May 2011, 22:37
Followed by Dogma. Ben Affleck manages to not suck in it, it's a rare and wonderful thing. Plus just a pretty cool movie. You get to see Alan Rickman take his pants off! Full frontal nudity!

Saw this one - Loved George Carlin, and was surprisingly able to tolerate Mr. Affleck.

I'll lose what little cred I might have by saying I forgot these two.

And back to the original purpose of this thread:

"Fan service time!"
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Post by: Odal on 05 May 2011, 05:16: Tai: Look, I pulled my pants up!

Dora: Holy shit, you're a woman?!
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 05 May 2011, 08:53: "Check out my new implants! You'd hardly know they're there!"
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Post by: TheEvilDog on 05 May 2011, 09:05: Tai: "Strip poker?" *tears off shirt* "I win!"
Dora and Faye: ".........."
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Post by: FunkyTuba on 05 May 2011, 09:41: Tai: "Armpit Piercing Time!"
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2011, 16:57: Quote from: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 01:56
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God wasn't possessing that dude, God was that dude! S/he had taken human form, s/he hadn't taken a human's form!!!

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Oh yeah, I'm thinking back, the line is "assumes a human form", I guess I just misinterpreted that line. So basically, he becomes Jesus every month or so?
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Post by: akronnick on 05 May 2011, 17:53: (click to show/hide)
I guess he could have been Jesus, just an older, more decrepit Jesus.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 05 May 2011, 18:00: (click to show/hide)
Hey, he still looks good for a guy pushing two thousand.
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Post by: Kugai on 05 May 2011, 23:50: (click to show/hide)
Alanis Morisette was an interesting choice.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 8!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 06 May 2011, 00:12: (click to show/hide)
I actually don't have anything to add to this conversation, I just wanted to use the spoiler tool since I've never used it before. Pretty neat. /easilyamused
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Post by: tomart on 06 May 2011, 00:15: (click to show/hide)
yes, she was! and at the time, i thought, Perfect!
(Same here, my first spoiler tag.)
:lol:
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2011, 13:13: Xkcd and SMBC have spoiled me, and I'm always a little disappointed when comics don't have a hover-reward.
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Post by: Carl-E on 06 May 2011, 13:26: Guiled Age has some of the best alt-texts going (well, right up there with xkcd)
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Post by: Skewbrow on 06 May 2011, 14:16: Quote from: Method of Madness on 06 May 2011, 13:13
Xkcd and SMBC have spoiled me, and I'm always a little disappointed when comics don't have a hover-reward.

XKCD alt-texts are ok, but (mebbe its my browser, mebbe its my speed of reading) it usually disappears be4 I reached the end of the line. I like it that I can take my time with Jeph's comments.

Oops, the surface in that bottle of Talisker is kinda low.
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Post by: Method of Madness on 06 May 2011, 14:31: I don't really consider Jeph's comments the equivalent. They're nice to have, and I'm not saying he needs to add anything, but they've always struck me as his reaction to the comic rather than part of the comic.
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Post by: Is it cold in here? on 06 May 2011, 18:55: "That moth ate my bra! Quick, Mieville, get it!"
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Post by: tomart on 06 May 2011, 20:17: Now i find myself hovering the pointer over new comics, hoping (usually in vain) that they have redeeming alt-text...

Agree, Carl, but i think i'd rate Guilded Age's as the best of all. Theirs often manage to make me L O L, for realz.
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Post by: Carl-E on 07 May 2011, 00:20: I get that for xkcd, too, but I'm a mathematician/former physics geek, so it holds a special place in my heart.

'twas my first webcomic, as well!