THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 09 May 2011, 10:46
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I know Faye and Tai were in last week's but I thought this was a good panel.
(http://i.imgur.com/bIRu6.png)
Enjoy!
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Faye: "Tai...Is this car yours?"
Tai: "No, I just saw the keys in the ignition and thought "Why not.""
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Faye: "What's that humming noise?"
Tai: "Oh, I think you're sitting on my vibrator remote."
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Faye: "So, wanna watch Thelma and Louise?"
Tai: ". . . . "
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Faye: "Do you still take your clothes off when you're totally drunk?"
Tai: "...no comment."
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Faye: What were you doing in Amherst actually? I trust you weren't stalking Dora. I was just a tiny bit surprised to see you there.
Tai: To tell you the truth I was actually looking for my LSD connection. She used to live in the very same apartment Dora just moved in. She's also into occult. You should have been at that sorceress party we had a month ago. We were so high...
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Faye: "Have you thought about how much you can save by switching to Geico?"
Tai: "I can't, I have a phobia.
Of lizards."
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TAI: "It's 943 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, scratched CDs in the door pocket, it's gonna be dark, and we're wearing glasses."
FAYE: "Hit it."
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruberrrrrrr bisssssscuit?
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Faye: "What is a tiny girl like you driving a huge SUV like this?"
Tai: "Overcompensation."
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Faye: Do you ever look at the road?
Tai: What?
CRASH
Also: Good one, Skew!
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Faye: "How about a little Bohemian Rhapsody to lighten the mood?"
Tai: "Oh behave!"
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Faye: "You do still have a licence to drive a car, don't you?"
Tai: "Not since after that party last month..."
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Faye: "Look, I'm grateful for the ride back to town and all, but this is making me uncomfortable."
Tail: "Told you to make a choice "Gas, Grass or Ass - no body rides for free."
Gotta admit, I was a little cheezed when I saw this thread last night. I was going to post a couple of frames for this week's caption (and one was a little later in this same strip), but you beat me to it. Must go faster for next week.
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Typo of the gods, Border :laugh:
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Faye: "Look, I'm grateful for the ride back to town and all, but this is making me uncomfortable."
Tail: "Told you to make a choice "Gas, Grass or Ass - no body rides for free."
Excellent. The typo and the intended joke.
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Faye: "So... are you going to just sit there making brrrm-brrrm noises, or are you going to start the engine?
Tai: "The what?"
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Faye: "Errr, you just went past my place, Tai."
Tai: "I forgot to tell you, the brakes don't work."
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TAI: "It's 943 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, scratched CDs in the door pocket, it's gonna be dark, and we're wearing glasses."
FAYE: "Hit it."
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruberrrrrrr bisssssscuit?
Where are the Illinois Nazis, rednecks and associated law enforcement types when we need them? Or at least Carrie Fisher with the M-16?
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Faye: Don't you understand that the current economic situation can only be hedged by fiscal responsibility?
Tai: Such economic policy hurts the poor and ends up costing the average american citizen more than would've been spent in taxes in the first place.
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(Car crashes through Secret Bakery)
Faye: "Pastries and bread ..."
Tai: "They've got everything here ..."
QCNorthampton police were going to be in on the chase, but O'Malley hotboxed the cruiser again. Look for Turing and the VespaVenger to join in. Penelope will take the part of Carrie Fisher.
QC doesn't seem to have any Nazis in it. We might have to see if the warrior monks can fill in.
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Faye: "So let me guess: you bribed the DMV with a girl-on-girl show in order to get a driver license."
Tai: "I guess I'm pretty obvious, huh."
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Tai: "Wait, was that Sven we just saw walking along with his shirt off?"
Faye: "Yeah, I nicked a hole in his gas tank so he would run out and have to hitch back in this heat. Nice view, eh?"
Tai: "..."
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Faye: If you stopshort and grab my chest you will pull back a nub.
Tai: I am just looking out for your safety.