THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: Border Reiver on 15 May 2011, 06:29
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Just thought I'd give this a try for this week:
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Border_Reiver/1924.png)
Enjoy!
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Hanners: "Faye, I don't think we should be doing this behind Dora's back."
Elliot: "I don't think I'm ready be hired out as a "manservant" yet."
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I was gonna do something a little special since it's the 10th week of this but nevermind. :-P
Hannelore: I don't care what you say! Elliot and I are IN LOVE!
Elliott: We're going to have a Dune-themed wedding in Vegas!
Dora *off-panel*: I GET TO BE THE FLOWER-GIRL!!
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I apologize Mr. Hare, or is it Burke?
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Hanners and Elliot (simultaneously): We are NOT sacrificing virgins to improve our business. Remember the last time we did that?
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(continued from above)
Faye: I know, and I said I was sorry about Marigold, didn't I?!
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Hanners: "Faye, you know you can't sell Pintsize. He belongs to Marten. Yes, I know he accidently burnt several items of your "personal" garments but that still doesn't give you the right...."
Elliot: "We're out of baking powder."
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Hanners: Faye we can't hold another Joust until you agree to insure everything that might get broken
Elliott: Padma, stop wishing violence on these people, why do you always have to strike first?
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My alternate:
Hanners: "You know that there is only one way to settle this."
Elliott: "The suits are on the hook by the door, I'll just go and make sure the webcam is ready and the mud is at the right consistency."
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Adding to that
You-know-who: I'm so youtubing this.
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Voldemort? Is this a crossover now? Actually a Harry Potter/QC crossover would be kinda neat lol.
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We'll get Marigold to write it
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May be she writes better teen romance than JKR?
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Or it turns out that Dobby is Dora's "Secret Process"
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Hanners: "Remember, we expect you to abide by the rules of the Arm Wrestling Federation."
Elliott: "Yeah, and no kicking under the table either."
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Hanners:"But - but - that's allowed in the AWF rules...
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H&E, together, chanting: TWO GIRLS ENTER, ONE GIRL LEAVES!
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May be she writes better teen romance than JKR?
It would be challenging for it to be less painful, but I'm sure that someone could manage it.
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Hanners: "Faye, you know you can't sell Pintsize. He belongs to Marten. Yes, I know he accidently burnt several items of your "personal" garments but that still doesn't give you the right...."
Elliot: "We're out of baking powder."
Win!
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Callback versions:
Hannelore: "I'm not sure Marten can keep Clint tied up much longer--I think he's found out how to get the jacknife in his hand out."
Elliot: "Besides, the mixer's on fire in the back again."
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Both Hanners and Elliot: "Could you two both stop talking trades? We need to tell you how much Tergon saved with Geico."
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Hannelore: BUTTS!
Elliot: LOL
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Hanners: "Faye, can't you just agree that a chainsaw is just as good as a shotgun in a zombie apocalypse?"
Elliot: "The same goes for you Padma."
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but a fortified place with water, high walls and a renewable food and power source is better.
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But all that's not gonna kill any of the zombies...
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Hannelore: BUTTS!
Elliot: LOL
Very nice, sir 8-)
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Hannelore: The UN generally reacts less than favourably to things like this.
Elliott: We really believe you should reconsider.
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Hannelore: BUTTS!
Elliot: LOL
Very nice, sir 8-)
Thanks uh.. ma'm? Damn haven't figured out how this works yet.. I'm not too bright. Or eloquent as you noticed.
Second attempt:
Hannelore: If you add "buh" to "fine"...
Elliot: What's that spell?!?!
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Ma'am, yes. :-)
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Hanners: "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."
Elliott: "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven. It's cradle snatching."
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Hey!
If your gonna post shit like that, the least you could do is switch back to your old avatar!
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What's really annoying is that either 'ship is actually more plausible than the (blatantly shoe-horned) canon one.
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Hammers: "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."
Elliott: "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven. It's cradle snatching."
Hammers? Yes, she does. Particularly in the martini is nicely dry.
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Hammers: "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."
Elliott: "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven. It's cradle snatching."
Hammers? Yes, she does. Particularly in the martini is nicely dry.
(U) Can't touch this.
Yes, I am ashamed of myself, but someone had to go there.
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*MutterGrumbleCurse* Late night Posts *GrumbleMutterMutter* Not enough Coffee *GrumbleMutterGrowl*
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*MutterGrumbleCurse* Late night Posts *GrumbleMutterMutter* Not enough Coffee *GrumbleMutterGrowl*
Hey, at least you're still around to post.
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:-D
Still, humour is subjective.