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Title: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 May 2011, 06:29
Just thought I'd give this a try for this week:

(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r234/Border_Reiver/1924.png)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 May 2011, 07:15
Hanners:  "Faye, I don't think we should be doing this behind Dora's back."

Elliot:  "I don't think I'm ready be hired out as a "manservant" yet."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 May 2011, 11:55
I was  gonna do something a little special since it's the 10th week of this but nevermind. :-P
 
Hannelore: I don't care what you say! Elliot and I are IN LOVE!
Elliott: We're going to have a Dune-themed wedding in Vegas!
Dora *off-panel*: I GET TO BE THE FLOWER-GIRL!!
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 15 May 2011, 12:25
I apologize Mr. Hare, or is it Burke?
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: SirDudley on 15 May 2011, 20:02
Hanners and Elliot (simultaneously): We are NOT sacrificing virgins to improve our business. Remember the last time we did that?
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 May 2011, 23:36
(continued from above)
Faye: I know, and I said I was sorry about Marigold, didn't I?!
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: TheEvilDog on 16 May 2011, 05:16
Hanners: "Faye, you know you can't sell Pintsize. He belongs to Marten. Yes, I know he accidently burnt several items of your "personal" garments but that still doesn't give you the right...."
Elliot: "We're out of baking powder."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Deadlywonky on 16 May 2011, 05:45
Hanners: Faye we can't hold another Joust until you agree to insure everything that might get broken

Elliott: Padma, stop wishing violence on these people, why do you always have to strike first?
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 16 May 2011, 06:18
My alternate:

Hanners:  "You know that there is only one way to settle this."

Elliott:  "The suits are on the hook by the door, I'll just go and make sure the webcam is ready and the mud is at the right consistency."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 May 2011, 07:12
Adding to that

You-know-who: I'm so youtubing this.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 May 2011, 09:46
Voldemort? Is this a crossover now? Actually a Harry Potter/QC crossover would be kinda neat lol.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 16 May 2011, 12:27
We'll get Marigold to write it
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Skewbrow on 16 May 2011, 12:38
May be she writes better teen romance than JKR?
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Deadlywonky on 16 May 2011, 13:43
Or it turns out that Dobby is Dora's "Secret Process"
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Kugai on 16 May 2011, 15:03
Hanners:  "Remember, we expect you to abide by the rules of the Arm Wrestling Federation."

Elliott:  "Yeah, and no kicking under the table either."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Carl-E on 16 May 2011, 16:43
Hanners:"But - but - that's allowed in the AWF rules...
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Mr_Rose on 17 May 2011, 01:39
H&E, together, chanting: TWO GIRLS ENTER, ONE GIRL LEAVES!

Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 17 May 2011, 05:46
May be she writes better teen romance than JKR?

It would be challenging for it to be less painful, but I'm sure that someone could manage it.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: foolsguinea on 17 May 2011, 21:18
Hanners: "Faye, you know you can't sell Pintsize. He belongs to Marten. Yes, I know he accidently burnt several items of your "personal" garments but that still doesn't give you the right...."
Elliot: "We're out of baking powder."
Win!
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: FunkyTuba on 17 May 2011, 23:18
Callback versions:

Hannelore: "I'm not sure Marten can keep Clint tied up much longer--I think he's found out how to get the jacknife in his hand out."
Elliot: "Besides, the mixer's on fire in the back again."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 18 May 2011, 03:30
Both Hanners and Elliot:  "Could you two both stop talking trades?  We need to tell you how much Tergon saved with Geico."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: idontunderstand on 18 May 2011, 05:51
Hannelore: BUTTS!

Elliot: LOL
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: TheEvilDog on 18 May 2011, 07:20
Hanners: "Faye, can't you just agree that a chainsaw is just as good as a shotgun in a zombie apocalypse?"
Elliot: "The same goes for you Padma."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Border Reiver on 18 May 2011, 08:01
but a fortified place with water, high walls and a renewable food and power source is better.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Carl-E on 18 May 2011, 08:16
But all that's not gonna kill any of the zombies...
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: iduguphergrave on 18 May 2011, 09:25
Hannelore: BUTTS!

Elliot: LOL

Very nice, sir  8-)
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: IanClark on 18 May 2011, 11:53
Hannelore: The UN generally reacts less than favourably to things like this.
Elliott: We really believe you should reconsider.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: idontunderstand on 20 May 2011, 15:20
Hannelore: BUTTS!

Elliot: LOL

Very nice, sir  8-)

Thanks uh.. ma'm? Damn haven't figured out how this works yet.. I'm not too bright. Or eloquent as you noticed.

Second attempt:

Hannelore: If you add "buh" to "fine"...
Elliot: What's that spell?!?!
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: iduguphergrave on 20 May 2011, 20:11
Ma'am, yes.  :-)
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Kugai on 20 May 2011, 23:26
Hanners:  "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."

Elliott:  "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven.  It's cradle snatching."
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: akronnick on 21 May 2011, 00:18
Hey!

If your gonna post shit like that, the least you could do is switch back to your old avatar!
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Mr_Rose on 21 May 2011, 05:30
What's really annoying is that either 'ship is actually more plausible than the (blatantly shoe-horned) canon one.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: DSL on 21 May 2011, 09:08
Hammers:  "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."

Elliott:  "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven.  It's cradle snatching."

Hammers? Yes, she does. Particularly in the martini is nicely dry.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: TheEvilDog on 21 May 2011, 09:26
Hammers:  "Personally, I prefer Torres/Seven stories."
Elliott:  "Yeah, Kathryn's too old for Seven.  It's cradle snatching."
Hammers? Yes, she does. Particularly in the martini is nicely dry.

(U) Can't touch this.







Yes, I am ashamed of myself, but someone had to go there.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Kugai on 21 May 2011, 14:30
*MutterGrumbleCurse* Late night Posts *GrumbleMutterMutter* Not enough Coffee *GrumbleMutterGrowl*
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: TheEvilDog on 21 May 2011, 14:43
*MutterGrumbleCurse* Late night Posts *GrumbleMutterMutter* Not enough Coffee *GrumbleMutterGrowl*

Hey, at least you're still around to post.
Title: Re: QC Captions, Volume 10
Post by: Kugai on 21 May 2011, 21:52
 :-D


Still, humour is subjective.