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Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 12 Jun 2011, 13:25

Title: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Jun 2011, 13:25
(http://i.imgur.com/vnuH2.png)

Enjoy!
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: jwhouk on 12 Jun 2011, 13:35
"So, I went over to the Big Lots on King Street, and this was all they had."
"THOSE ARE STARBUCKS COFFEE BEANS!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 12 Jun 2011, 13:41
Faye: "So we got his pants off, and I'm telling you, it was this big and I just had to ...."
Dora: "I don't want to know about your boyfling's genitalia!"
Faye: "What?! No, I was talking about his spot he had on his back....AND HE ISN'T MY BOYFLING!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Emperor Norton on 12 Jun 2011, 14:47
(http://i637.photobucket.com/albums/uu99/SixthofInfinity/JazzHands.png)

Excuse my subpar editing
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: morrigan on 12 Jun 2011, 14:50
"They had a crate of Milanos this big, but six was all I could carry"
"I'm disappointed in your weak, T-rex-like arms. Go back and get more. Dora Hungry!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 12 Jun 2011, 16:09
Dora Hungry!

I lol'd.

Also, subpar nothing, I think that's pretty good, Norton  :-D
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: SirDudley on 13 Jun 2011, 08:15
Faye: "I'm holding Sara's dead invisible soul here. What do you want me to do with it?"
Dora: "Kill it like the rest."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Border Reiver on 13 Jun 2011, 09:07
Faye:  "And there he was, just standing there.  I swear, I've never seen one that big before - I mean it was huge!"

Dora:  "Why would Elliot be gutting a fish on the counter at tSB?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Thiefree on 13 Jun 2011, 09:28
"Dora, you really have double standards sometimes."

"You mean... I'm... FLAWED?"  :-o
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 13 Jun 2011, 09:36
Faye: "Dora! I need your help! I need to get rid of a body, maybe into a space about this big!"
Dora: "Not again....... Alright, out the back."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: DSL on 13 Jun 2011, 11:05
FAYE: "Ran into Marten at the store. He says hi."
DORA: "Who?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 13 Jun 2011, 11:10
FAYE: "Ran into Marten at the store. He says hi."

Dora: "You mean he's still ALIVE!?! He couldn't have survived that bom.....How is he?"
Faye: "¬_¬"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 13 Jun 2011, 12:28
"We were out of beans, so I improvised to keep things going".
"I told you, Starbucks employees don't go in the grinder, they go in the dumpster!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Skewbrow on 13 Jun 2011, 13:10
F: This is the finest set of beans. Handpicked by Juan Valdez. It'll do fine for today.

D: The tip jar is empty. And I want some pizza. Besides he uses burros to carry the beanbags.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: SirDudley on 14 Jun 2011, 14:16
F: "Angus is about this big. No, I'm being honest."
D: "LIAR!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: DSL on 14 Jun 2011, 14:27
FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Jun 2011, 15:45
Faye: "So I figured, why not get something that will REALLY convince people that we screwed up our bean roasting process?"
Dora: "THOSE ARE DOG FOOD BAGS!"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 14 Jun 2011, 15:51
Faye: "GO GO GADGET ALREADY ROASTED COFFEE BEANS!"
Dora: "Shut up. Just shup up."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Border Reiver on 14 Jun 2011, 16:04
FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"

Win
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: FunkyTuba on 14 Jun 2011, 16:57
F: "Angus is about this big. No, I'm being honest."
D: "Blended, maybe."

FTFY
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: jwhouk on 14 Jun 2011, 17:56
FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"

(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6982/qccaption14.png)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: hannahsaurusrex on 14 Jun 2011, 18:23
That's pretty magnificient.

My feeble attempt:

Faye: "So I told him that we could make 'magic beans' and he's coming by later to pick these up"
Dora: "What are we going to do with a cow?"
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: cesariojpn on 14 Jun 2011, 20:22
Faye: so, I found these bags. Was very cheap.....

Dora: Those are Airplane Sick Bags!! Wait.....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: DSL on 14 Jun 2011, 20:30
FAYE: "They're people! These coffee beans are made out of PEOPLE!"
DORA: "And don't you forget it."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Thiefree on 15 Jun 2011, 07:59
FAYE: "You should see this message board. A whole bunch of people are arguing about whether you should get it on with that old bakery dude and whether your spooky butt needs to be in therapy."
DORA: "I ... we ... Do they even know I don't really fucking EXIST?!"

(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6982/qccaption14.png)

Can you imagine the onslaught of ennui that would ensue if they worked out they're not real? NOT PRETTY.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Is it cold in here? on 15 Jun 2011, 12:29
Hannelore would be somehow unsurprised, and Faye would try to kill Jeph.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 Jun 2011, 12:36
Faye: "See my hands, they were kung fu fighting, they were as fast as lightning. Yeah, it was a little bit frightning, but I did it with expert timing."
Dora: "Faye, Carl Douglas called. He is pissed! Also, you're not my friend anymore, get out."
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: jwhouk on 15 Jun 2011, 16:11
QC Captions Vol. 15 MUST be last panel of 1948. MUST.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 15 Jun 2011, 19:56
Noted  :-)
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 15 Jun 2011, 20:26
Noted  :-)

Yay
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: Border Reiver on 16 Jun 2011, 04:42
Noted  :-)

Yay

I was going to request Panel 2 from today.....
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: The Duke on 16 Jun 2011, 08:20
Hey guys, why is everyone whispering?
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: pwhodges on 16 Jun 2011, 08:22
So as not to disturb anyone else.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: TheEvilDog on 16 Jun 2011, 08:27
Funnily enough this started before today's comic.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: SirDudley on 16 Jun 2011, 12:57
Noted  :-)
Yay
I was going to request Panel 2 from today.....
What's wrong with doing both? It's not like we haven't done two in the same week.
Title: Re: QC Captions Vol. 14!
Post by: iduguphergrave on 16 Jun 2011, 13:56
I think the first panel of today's would be pretty lulz-worthy too.....hmmmm

No reason we can't do two next week. Plus that way I don't have to make a difficult choice between two requests  :-P