THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)
Comic Discussion => QUESTIONABLE CONTENT => Topic started by: iduguphergrave on 19 Jun 2011, 11:06
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Two images this week! First, as requested by jwhouk:
(http://i.imgur.com/gYHEN.png)
New panel Wednesday night. WOO
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Faye "What's that?"
Raven "I finally worked out the secret to life, the Universe and everything - And Douglas Adams was right!!"
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Faye: "I..I...buh...buh..I...buh?"
Raven: "Well, thats one bottle of mouthwash down, still got that crate to go. C'mon Faye, there's work to be done."
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Although it will be difficult to top the above one
Faye: "You, Dora, Penelope - That's just not possible!"
Raven: "Look, I know it's hard to believe, but I can prove we're all related..."
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FAYE: "Plan Omega?"
RAVEN : "Omega Prime."
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F: You did *WHAT* to the emergency bourbon?
R: Look at is this way: we've provided humans 2500 years hence with a perplexing mystery from the past. Or humans from 2500 years ago with a look at the future... wasn't sure which way the negative sign needed to be in the last equation so I just winged it.
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Faye: "So beautiful..."
Raven: "Yes, a well crafted mathematical proof is like that."
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Faye: "My God, it's full of stars."
Raven: "Well, that's just usual notation in tensor analysis ... Wait, were you talking about this page from my little black book?"
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Faye: "But..."
Raven: "Just as I thought. That new plasma knife sharpener really does cut through marrow!"
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FAYE: "Plan Omega?"
RAVEN : "Omega Prime."
Faye: "But what about Plan 9?"
Raven: "Too cliched."
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Faye: "What the...?"
Raven: "I told you, that's plan Epsilon Tau Alpha for getting Marten and Dora back together. Now, I need 8 soft leather belts, a back massage, and a soundproof room. Oh, and 27 gallons of Astro-Glide."
Apparently I don't check my posts as often as I should.
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Faye: "That...is seriously the most insane plan I have ever heard of that ACTUALLY SUCCEEDED."
Raven: "You're not the only one that I surprised."
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Faye: "T-That's not possible!"
Raven: "'Course it is! A few years of yoga and even you could get into that position. Sure worked for me."
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Faye: "You mean you're really..."
Raven: "That's right, Faye. When I'm not at school or here I'm Batman."
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Faye: "Was that a polar bear?"
Raven: "Yep. According to my calculations, his name is 'Doc' (http://the-whiteboard.com/)and he runs a Airsmith shop in downtown Anchorage."
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How do you calculate a polar bear's name?
What the hell kinda physics is she larnin' in that there college of her'n?
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It's invariant across coordinate transforms, so it's the name as a Cartesian bear's name.
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Faye: "A time machine....out of the EspressoSaurus?"
Raven: "The way I see it, if you're going to make a time machine out of an espresso machine, why not do it with style?"
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Faye: "Hey, isn't that...?!"
Raven: "Yes. It took me a while, but it is what was in the case in Pulp Fiction."
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Nice!
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Faye: "How did you..."
Raven: "It's all ball-bearings and silicon chips now, Faye. It'll be back in 10 minutes."
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Faye: "I can't believe you just did that..."
Raven: "Look at it this way. The health inspector got a nice view and we don't have to take care of the asbestos for a while."
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Faye: "But, but we, buh..."
Raven: "Yep, your daughter will work at Hot Topic and have three piercings, one which she'll never show you. Pay up."
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WEDNESDAY BONUS IMAGE!
(http://i.imgur.com/0KVPK.png)
Enjoy!
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Tai: "But why can't I go on rollercoaster?"
Marten: "Tai, we've been over this before...you're too short."
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Tai: "*Sigh* I wish you were a girl. I'd be into you."
Marten: "Hey, that's OK. If I were a girl I'd be into me too . . . . Ummm waddaminnit!"
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Tai: "Marten, don't look now, but there's a giant spider crawling under the edge ofthe counter..."
Marten: "That's no spider, that's my other hand!"
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Tai: Marten, that Shibari you showed me didn't work on Elizabeth last night.....
Marten: Aw, i'm sorry. Maybe Uniform fetishes? Pony play? I think I can pull a few strings with my mother....
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Tai: "I don't know - I've never done this before."
Marten: "It's alright. Aubry's always looking for new talent."
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Tai would be perfect for Nerdrotica! (http://somethingpositive.net/)
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"Marten, it's weird how much you look like Dora ..."
"Who are you calling 'Marten'?"
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Tai: "Marten, I have a confession to make. I really hate your shirt."
Marten: "But its Gary Fucking Numan."
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Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."
Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."
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Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."
Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."
"...that's what I'll be doing."
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Awright, that's pretty sick right there.
Amazing what a group effort can come up with. Good work!
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I'm sure you can help us get further down into it Carl
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Ewww.
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Tai: I just feel so . . . violated.
Marten: It's not so bad. I've plugged the four holes in your shoulder -- now to see if I can play you like a bassoon by blowing in your ear . . .
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Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."
Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."
"...that's what I'll be doing."
And lo: It was the most AWKWARD SEX EVER.
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Tai: "Bros?"
Marten: "Naah. Hoes."
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Tai: "For fuck's sake, stop calling me that!"
Marten: "Aww, but you're my friend, my Tai."
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Tai: Centipedes? In my vagina?
Marten: It's more likely than you think!
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TAI: "Was ... that YOUR ..."
MARTEN: " ... Coffee-dispensing tiny metal dinosaur? No."
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Tai: "*Sigh* I wish you were a girl. I'd be into you."
Marten: "Want me to take off my pants and see if it does anything for you, just in case."
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Tai: "I don't know, I've never done anything like that before."
Marten: "It's easy, just lie back and think of Dora..."
"...that's what I'll be doing."
:-D :lol: :evil: :laugh: winwinwinwinwin!